#gingerbread yimpy

[localparalysisdemon]

100 notes and I waterboard the gingerbread yimpy

(EDIT: I DID IT CHECK RBS)

[dreamsofmarzipan]

27 names I've seen people use instead of Jimmy (Mouthwashing):

Jimbo

Jimson

Jumbo

Yimpy

Jambalaya

Jeremy

Germy

Jingles

James Eurinder (Jimmy Urine)

Judas

Jerry

Jaggot

Jizzrag

Jonkler

Jingivitis

Jimalebingbing

Jabberwocky

Jeez nuts

Jammie Dodger

Jaundice

Jinkies

Jackshit

Jiggle my balls

Gingerbread

Jerkoff

Jabortion

Jerma

[localparalysisdemon]

Made a thing

[localparalysisdemon]

The people have spoken

He is to be DROWNED

but I must ask you

Also if this post gets to 500 notes I'll squid game dalogna cookie him as per @capt-sievert's request

100 notes and I waterboard the gingerbread yimpy

[localparalysisdemon]

Second, third, fourth, and fifth judgements

dalgona cookie'd

Baptised into mouthwash oblivion

Didn't drown this one but I gave him the iconic mouthwashing crew deaths

Milk-boarded him

That's all the ones I got recorded, the last one was also milk-boarded. I'm saving the Original Sin to be ritualistically sacrificed via a meetup with the homies and waterboarding him with a milk+mouthwash combo (someone in the tags suggested it, thank you)

also omg I didn't expect so many people to rally in support of waterboarding this Creature. Y'all are awesome

100 notes and I waterboard the gingerbread yimpy

[localparalysisdemon]

FELLOW MOUTHWASHERS

Today is the day Yimpy is sentenced to be mouthwash-boarded

The yimplings, the original sin (which I luckily recovered), and Judgement

(Judgement below the cut)

Here's the first to go. He broke in the wash

Can't post too many images in one post so I'm gonna reblog with additions 💀

100 notes and I waterboard the gingerbread yimpy

[localparalysisdemon]

Guys

I have an announcement to make (I'll do the bad one first)

...someone ATE the yimpy. Behind my back. When I was blissfully unaware and watching Jerma most likely.

I am devastated. He will be avenged.

On a brighter note, the results for the waterboarding poll are in, and the winner is; MOUTHWASH RAHHH

I'm gonna need to buy some obviously, I don't have any on hand, but in the time I take to do that I will avenge gingerbread yimpy. And the best way to do that, of course, is by making an ARMY OF YIMPY. That's right. Gingerbread yimpy will be reborn, in the form of a legion that will MAKE THE VERY EARTH TREMBLE

(also as a way to make up for all the notes like damn y'all want this man drowned I love it)

GINGERBREAD YIMPY FOREVER‼️

100 notes and I waterboard the gingerbread yimpy

[brotheridontknow]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

100 notes and I waterboard the gingerbread yimpy