I wanna go to my room and find him stomach flat on the bed surrounded by rose petals, ass up like a good boy and looking back at me with his pretty bedroom eyes
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Heading into camp every night and talking to my companions like their nightly meal will not consist of an excessive amount of wine and a pigs head
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Uhm uh uh...I have no excuse for this 😔 PPG self insert who is secretly an alien! I imagine her intro episode would have her having a little romance with the professor when he comes into a bookstore she works at/owns and the girls being (rightfully, given the prof's dating history) suspicious of her. Wacky capers ensue where they try to prove that she's up to no good, only to find that she genuinely is just chilling and wants to live a normal life on earth!
Well, normal as she can, now that she knows this family! I think she'd fit right in 😉
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do you think god knows?
you’ve been sneaking out of heaven
like were his eyes closed?
cause there’s no way he’s just letting
you fall from the stars and get in my car
♥︎♥︎♥︎
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Saw a post that was essentially, "I don't like how failgirls are trending because they're misogynistic portrayals." Bud, I think you're missing the point of failgirls. They're not beloved because they're inaction damsels who's dainty punches do nothing. They're beloved because they're relatable. Men get to be shitty and pathetic loosers in media, why can't women? Like, there's no dichotomy of either badass hero or fainting lady. Girls should just be as capable as being fuck ups and dipshits as boys. Let her be gross and disgusting and pathetic and annoying. I'm tired of "perfect" representation. Give me someone gross and relatable.
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i'll be honest i don't actually understand the difference between those "blond men are literally women" "i'm just a silly girl" "[40 year old fictional man] is literally a teenage girl. to me <3" "[queer person expresses horny sentiment] maybe gays shouldn't have rights" posts that are literally everywhere on here and the "girl math" and "girl dinner" memes from tiktok that everyone is always complaining about.
like either you can make jokes that perpetuate harmful stereotypes about women, gay ppl, trans ppl etc. but it's ok because it's fun and ironic or you can't. but pretending that Our Ironic Genderposting is ok but Their Harmful Internalized Misogyny isn't is a little weird. do you think someone who's never had any contact with inter-platform drama before would actually see anything that's substantially different between those two types of posts be honest.
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mew could easily be so unlikable if book wasn't so annoyingly likeable and played him so insanely, I am so so grateful to that stupid twink
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do we think jackson went to harrison's 30th bday party? avoiding camera and such? or like is he really out?
genuinelyyyy i dont think he went Lol it seems like carson and harrison completely cut off jackson -> the two of them go on their little gay la dates w harrisons gf sometimes tagging along so its clear the two are close, cause itd be one thing if they didnt hang out sm and jackson was just lying low but at this point its pretty clear they dont wanna be seen w him at All. also harrisons outfit was dogshit ugly can they both let the camo print go ….
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