#girlypop protege

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Everyone say 'wow good job'

Girlypop ranger has finally. Finally. Somewhat gotten the hang of capturing pokemon by drawing little hearts around them

Lookit her new friends.

I don't know how she managed to graduate

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Fuckin uh oh my guys. Girlypop has imprinted on me like a baby bird (that's fine it's expected). But now she wants to come with me to paradox calls.

Tried to tell her that she'd be in way over her head, but she just laughed like 'oh well I'd just be watching you!' She sucks so hard at everything though i don't think she'd be able to stay out of the way of these things.

Managed to convince her to stay at the base but idk...she is notoriously irreverent and makes awful decisions. I feel like she's gonna pop up at any moment.

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Girlypop ranger just texted me a photo of a gulpin with some kinda empty slushie cup in Tagtree with the caption "honhon il veut un SLUUUTCH"

Girl you are not Kalosian and also get that guy outta there do not just let him mangez le slutch! He is invasive girl please I'm on my hands and knees please learn the native pokemon of the area

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

This lil idiot keeps calling Michael "💖Mikey Wikey💖" and then talking to him in an uwu voice

I'm going to give her a concussion (affectionately)

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Girlypop ranger in my hero, tell her she has a fan

-Anita (@eve-eeeee)

I told her. This is her response, verbatim:

"💖Oh my god what! What, for real? Oh my god let me see! Oh my gooooooood that's so cool! I love you too, eveeeeeeee! ✌️💖"

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

updates on girlypop the cringefail ranger please I need to know how she’s doing

Oh I'm glad you asked.

She's been doing an absolute shit job on the capture front due to her insistence on only drawing hearts. I finally convinced her to practice a bit with circles, just to get the feel for it down. And she got worse. I swear, this tiny baby of a ranger could not make that goddam line connect unless it was at least vaguely heart shaped.

Which I think just solidified that she has to be the most girlypop ranger we've ever seen. She won't be able to be anything else. She does suck at being a girlypop ranger, but apparently she sucks harder at being normal.

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Girlypop strolled into work 15 minutes late. Joel tried to talk to her about it and turns out homegirl does NOT know how to read time on an analogue clock.

She is so fucking cringefail. I want to give her a swirly. I'm going to make her my protege.