#give me coffe or give me death

[sierpentas]

So... Another Lazari?

Didn't that guy from the soho street association... die? What happened to him? And how did Crowley get him back? I'm kindof lost, don't know if he just got a bit injured or that they're implying that Crowley can just . get people back from the dead by a casual fingersnap

edit: neil gaiman has previously said that he didn't die :p

[thisbutgoodomens]

Ver "Good Omens Season 2 | Official Trailer | Prime Video" en YouTube

It's a getting closer

[clrasecretdiary]

Oh no, i love him | Spencer reid x Bestfriend! Fem! Reader

pure fluff

u can find part.2 here!!

content: Spencer is flirty (:o shocking, i knowww), Spencer calls reader stuff like "honey" (down bad for this.), Mutual pining (no confession in this one), it's obvious to everyone, Penelope interrupts them, but it's fine because she's a princess.

a/n: heavily based on my need to bury my head in Spencer's chest at any minor inconvenience.

Ever since you joined the team, you always seemed to gravitate towards Spencer. He made you feel so comfortable, so seen. Naturally you two developed a friendship, now best friends, joined at the hip, never to be seen apart from the other. 

To anyone seeing from the outside it was clear the other feelings between you two, the tension, the stolen glances. At this point, you two acted as a married couple, but still pretended to only see each other as friends. 

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You could not sleep, having nightmares the whole night flashes of Spencer lying down, bleeding going through your mind, images so clear you almost thought it was reality. The current case the team is working on is keeping you awake. This unsub, for a still unknown reason, has been targeting Spencer and you guys cannot get to the reason why.

You get in the office early, settling your things down at your table and heading to the kitchen. You catch yourself preparing two coffees, one with an ungodly amount of sugar and the other black. Right on cue, Spencer gets in the office. 

"Good morning, darling, how did you sleep?" 

"Good morning Spence, and you already know it, horrible" You say, handing him the coffee as he places a kiss on your cheek, and you try not to blush – you hoped to master that hence the amount of times you'd have to do it when you're next to him but no he always found new ways to make you blush and stumble at your words like a teenage girl with a crush. 

"What bothers that pretty mind of yours" He says, taking a sip of his coffee and opening a small smile, noticing how you always remember how he likes it. 

"It's this fucking case, it's been 2 weeks, and we can't figure it out, the MO is all over the place, and now he's targeting you… It's just… I'm worried" you say, getting close to Spencer and putting your head to his chest as you often did when the world just got too much  "we need to find this fucking guy" your voice coming out muffled against his cardigan. 

"We will catch him, it's only a matter of time, honey. You don't need to worry, ok? I'll be fine, we will be fine." He says, grabbing your chin and making you look up, making sure you're looking at his eyes while he says that. 

"If you ever die, i'll kill you. Be aware of that Spencer Reid" You say in a fake serious tone

Spencer puts his arms around your waist, making you two be even closer now  

"Oh, i wouldn't dare to do that"  he says giggling and placing a strand of your hair behind your ear 

There's a lingering moment of silence, you two just stand there, the closest you've ever been just… looking at each other. Being this close to him, you can see all the hues of brown in those beautiful eyes of his. And almost as if there's this gravitational force, you two start to get closer 

"Hey guys, i saw you getting in is there any coffe lef-" Garcia enters the office kitchen, scaring you both to opposite sides of the space 

"Yeah there's um.. Some left there i think" You say, face burning with the embarrassment

"We're you two…" She says, pointing between you and reid 

Before she could finish her sentence, Spencer gives her a death glare 

"Alright! … I'm just going to pour up some coffee and be out!" Penelope says rushing to get out

"Derek Morgan, you will not believe what a just saw" You can hear her saying as soon as she steps out of the kitchen, and you two can't help but burst into laughter 

"Well, i better go now, a lot of files. And um bad guys and stuff" 

"Yeah, me too" Spencer says, also blushing.  

You rush out the kitchen and as you walk over to your desk, a realization hits you 

"Oh shit,

Oh shit. I'm in love with him"

You think to yourself, realizing there's no way you can deny the feelings anymore. 

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

The Season 2 Poster Details

From top to bottom :)

This is a Buddy Holly song Everyday which was originally supposed to be the Good Omens theme :)

Neil talks about it in the Introduction to the Script Book: “In the scripts, Buddy Holly’s song ‘Every Day’ runs through the whole like a thread. It was something that Terry had suggested in 1991, and it was there in the edit. Our composer, David Arnold, created several different versions of ‘Every Day’ to run over the end credits. And then he sent us his Good Omens theme, and it was the Good Omens theme. Then Peter Anderson made the most remarkable animated opening credits to the Good Omens theme, and we realised that ‘Every Day’ didn’t really make any sense any longer, and, reluctantly, let it go. It’s here, though. You can hum it.”

And there is also the Buddy Holly Everyday record! :)

Book The Crow Road by Iain Banks. The novel describes Prentice McHoan's preoccupation with death, sex, his relationship with his father, unrequited love, sibling rivalry, a missing uncle, cars, alcohol and other intoxicants, and God, against the background of the Scottish landscape

Book Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad. An early and primary event in the story is the abandonment of a passenger ship in distress by its crew, including a young British seaman named Jim. He is publicly censured for this action and the novel follows his later attempts at coming to terms with himself and his past and seeking redemption and acceptance.

Important themes in Lord Jim include the consequences of a single, poor decision, the indifference of the universe, and the inability to know oneself or others.

There is book The Body Snatcher by Robert Louis Stevenson. Its characters were based on criminals in the employ of real-life surgeon Robert Knox (1791–1862) around the time of the notorious Burke and Hare murders (1828). Neil said: Oddly enough, episode 3 will take us to a little stint of body snatching in the era.

There is Catch-22 book by Joseph Heller that coined the term Catch-22: situation from which an individual cannot escape because of contradictory rules or limitations.

Is there only one hand or are there two? :) EIther 6 ;), or 6:30 :).

Through the window we can see the coffeeshop Give Me Coffe or Give Me Death where Nina works! :)

Azi is wearing his nifty glasses :).

Crowley is wearing his new glasses, they are RIGARDS X UMA WANG - THE STONE ECLIPSE (VINTAGE BLACK/BLACK STONES) - $435

There is the Holy Bible Aziraphale used in Season 1 :)

There seems to be a broken phone :).

The cakes behind Aziraphale are Eccles cakes :).

Azi is reading A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens published in 1859, set in London and Paris before and during the French Revolution. The novel tells the story of the French Doctor Manette, his 18-year-long imprisonment in the Bastille in Paris, and his release to live in London with his daughter Lucie whom he had never met. The story is set against the conditions that led up to the French Revolution and the Reign of Terror. 

Another book there is Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen - Neil said said that we will learn a lot about Jane Austin we didn’t know before.

And finally the Treasure Island book by - again :) - Robert Louis Stevenson, an adventure novel with pirates.

There are three geckos cuties. Who are they? Pets? Is Ligur haunting the bookshop? Who knows :).

A mysterious pamphlet, 'The Resurrectionists’ leaflet. (unofficial spoiler :)).

Also there is an old camera... mmm 🤔 Did Azi made some photos (of what? Him and Crowley, ducks? :)) Will we see them? :)

Their positions is an homage to the book covers! :)(x)

Will update this as fandom discovers new things! :)❤

[coff-in]

I RAISE YOU

Andrew and Ashley with younger sister who is EXACTLY as bad as them. Possibly worse. But she hides it so well that it's reallllly hard to find out until the Burial (or Decay) ending. She's clingy and naive! But she just happens to get along well with boys, and Andrew just happens to catch them asking her out a lot. She's shy and likes to stick with Ashley, but it just so happens that girls are always asking to be friends with her, and it would be mean to say no, right? When she can't sleep at night and wants to sleep with Ashley and Andrew, she just so happens to wear really revealing clothes. Whatever, they're siblings, who cares? And if Andrew's hand is too high up her thighs, or Ashley's hand is over her breast, well, she's already fast asleep. She wouldn't know anything about that. In essence! Younger sister reader who is well aware of her older siblings' inclinations towards her and drives them insane with it while acting like a cute little angel (she is a tease). I think they'd prob catch on or at least suspect her, but it only becomes really apparent during Burial when she's *extremely* into getting down and dirty with her siblings (Ashley and Andrew are not emerging without bruises and bites and scratches).

If we're extending this to Decay ending though I think it would also be interesting is a yandere who secretly wanted to keep one of her siblings to herself. Just toxic food for thought ykyk.

notes from coff-in: i don't know if i could elaborate on this wonderful idea even more because this is SO GOOD! (proceeds to elaborate on it more) i love you, 'nonnie.

[fem] reader-insert, [reader] is about 1 year younger than ashley, incest, NSFW, murder and suicide

baby sis [reader] teasing her siblings once they leave the quarantined apartments by offering to write her number on the wall near the restaurant (she doesn't even have a phone :p), pushing the two motel beds together so they could have "one big freedom sleepover" and she's like in a oversized night shirt and some short sleep shorts (or maybe not even wearing any bottoms to bed). maybe she's a clingy sleeper and wraps her arms and thighs around whichever sibling that falls into her nightly grasp. she's squeezing and nuzzling and cuddling them while they take it as an opportunity to feel her up. andrew def is an ass person in my head (don't get me wrong, he loves breasts and thighs too) and he hugs baby sis [reader], letting her hands rest on her ass and giving it a couple of squeezes. leaving her bras or underwear out in the open like ashley does and points it out when asked about it ("if leyley can do it then why can't i do it too?").

baby sis [reader]'s social life was a tool for her to use so she could get the attention of her siblings. telling andrew about the boys who ask her out and asking him if any of them would be right for her ("but of course there's no other man better than you, big bro!") and going to ashley after hanging out with her friends and complaining about how tiring they can be ("augh! they just don't get me like you do, leyley").

baby sis [reader] and julia being friends with each other but they're both using each other in some way. julia uses [reader] and ashley to get closer to andrew and once he and julia start dating, [reader] pretends to be a person to vent to about her relationship. while julia does talk about all the romantic things she does with andrew it's mostly her telling [reader] about ashley and all the death threats she has sent ("he bought me a lovely bouquet of tulips... and then ashley threw them away when i wasn't looking..." "a flower bouquet? how romantic!")

i can see baby sis [reader] leaving poems and love notes and little cute drawings of andrew, ashley and her together with hearts and stuff and she plays them off as either not being hers ("may julia left them for you, andy") or just cute little sister stuff ("the hearts are there to show that i love you guys")

she engages in a lot of physical affection with them both in order to touch and tease them while playing it off as her sisterly love. if she's shorter than them both she'd rest her face on ashley's chest a lot. they're just so comfy!! she'd hold andrew's hand a lot and tell him that brings her comfort and makes her feel safe,,, and he wouldn't want her to feel unsafe and scared, would he?

i think it's important that (from a story perspective i guess) andrew still watches over the parents when they prepare to sacrifice them, but ashley could also leave baby sis [reader] with him too (burial route). mrs graves tells them that she could fix all of this, they just need to ditch ashley and maybe instead of andrew it would be [reader] who threatens her ("i don't really care for how you talk about my big sister ashley like that, so i suggest you quit it :)")

during the vision, andrew and ashley are bitten and scratched up like a dog toy and [reader] is there leaning on ashley's chest, smiling and satisfied "let me know when you guys are ready for another round!"

andrew's blushing because he's embarrassed that he got caught while baby sis [reader] is blushing because it was all way more intense and wonderful than what she thought it would be. "we're never going to be like that, right?" and [reader] responds with a "well i certainly wouldn't mind :)"

a decay route with a yandere baby sis [reader] could have so many endings, you know? i think the game has three different variants/endings in the decay route: murder-suicide (ashley has a loaded gun and chooses not to shoot andrew), ashley's death (ashley has an empty gun), and then andrew's death (ashley has a loaded gun and chooses to shoot andrew). depending on possible earlier choices/actions, baby sis [reader] could either be chill with losing one of her siblings (their attention is less divided, right? more for her then!) or fucking lose it if she lost her favorite sibling to the other. gods, imagine a timeline where she lost both! her entire life revolved around her siblings and gaining their attention and love and if they're both dead in a murder-suicide then she'd probably follow them, too!

this is branching off from the request a bit (a lot) but in a murder-suicide timeline, baby sis [reader] tries to make a deal with ashley's demon/lord unknown to bring them both back to her! aaah!!

this is very long. i usually type my writing on a google doc to get it all organized but i've been thinking about this ever since i saw it this morning. thank you, thank you, thank you 'nonnie for this LOVELY AND WONDERFUL ASK!!! your idea and mind is just... grrr they're so great!!!

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coff-in

[daneecastle]

Day 6 and 7 of Inktober — Give me coffe or Give me death

Had to keep these two together.

Help support this artist!!!

[aesthetic-is-life]

GOM Headcanon

Kise

He has very dry skin. He follows his skin care religiously

He has both a huge prize AND degredation kink.

Every thursday he goes to Caribbean dances and has a regular partner for the bachata

He got a degree in something with fashion and marketing. Still working as a model and influencer during the college years.

After he goes works with his sisters in their fashion company

He and Midorima fucked few times between the Teiko and the High school

He's a little bit of a whore (especially at the club half drunk)

Absolutely adores to give orals. Yes let me suck you off sir please

Very good at it

Had a huge crush for Aomine during Teiko, but nothing happened

His romantic relationship never last long (monogamy problem)

He is poly

Feels trapped in a monogamous relationship

Very closed to his sister in the adult age

Vegetarian (vegan at home)

Has a little tattoo for each miracles (like a frog for Midorima, a cherry flower for Momoi..)

Akashi

Lactose intollerant

Aroace King (kise told him about ace people and Midorima confirmed the existence)

Degree in philosophy

Sojio professional player just for saying he has a job (not really need one)

After the winter cup he had pretty bad episodes of depression and eaten alive from his guilt.

But with the power of friendship (Mibuchi had called the miracles for and intervention) and therapy he got better

He would need a heavy session of consensual BDSM (he subs)

He and his dad ignore each other basically

Didn't took well the death of his horse, and after that doesn't want any more pets

He and Midorima suggest books each other

Doesn't drink, but can handle alcool pretty good

He play golf with the mother side of the family

Totally an addicted to

Only the Gom knows that he was diagnoed DID (dissocative identity disorder)

He would be a perfect menwife

Doesn't like to drive

Midorima

Doctor bccouse his daddy told him to

He and Takao got married at some point

His best man was Akashi

His dad was kind of homophobic, but had a change of heart

For each birthday he does the the natal chart of all the Gom + takao and Kagami

Can't hendle alcool (no at all, like half beer and he is WASTED)

Takao is an architect and he designed their house

Doesn't talk before his coffe

Morning person (after the coffe), Takao is not

Still listen to the oroscop every morning and brings the luck item (Takao is forced to have his too)

Has a thing for dirt talk (Takao doesn't complaint)

Still play piano and composes song for Takao

Would like to have a kid or two

Rei Ryugazaki (from free!) are cousins

Every sunday the have a lunch with the over miracles in their home

Aomine

His career in the NBA (because yes he entred) has benn pretty short for injuries

so he come back in Japan and makes the delivery for the flower/ plant shop of Sakurai.

in the US he and kagami lived togher, but they were in diffrent teams

He adoped a dog he found on the side of a road

Really like beers of all kind and flavors

Decent cook

He and Kuroko fucked everywhere in Teiko. But like everywhere, not corridor, bathroom, storege room or class was safe (they enjoyed)

He and Kagami had drunk and angry sex in the US times

Prefers women (boobs)

As an adult he went to therapy and understood what was wrong during the last years in middle school (depression time)

He and Momoi are big fan of horror movies

Very warm person

Can't stand gloves

Kuroko

Cold hands

He and Kagami moved in together, but neither of them belives in marriege

Kuroko would love a cat, but Kagami is allergic

He works in a kindergarten

and come home full of drawings of the kids

Doesn't want to have children though

Exhibitionist kink

Having sex is a park in the middle of the night

Kagami usually cooks and he drives

Brings his kindle everywhere with him

He smokes a little (like two or three cigarette per day)

Murasakibara

Chronic back pain and at the joint because he grew up too fast

Acne and bad skin in general because he eats to much chocolate and sweets in general

Became a pastry chef

He, Himuro and Kagami opened a nice coffe shop

The type with cultural events, book crossing and stuff

Doesn't really like having sex. He finds it really tiring

He and Himuro have an open relationship

Ass eater king. Not a big fan of penetrative sex because he dosent't want to hurt Himuro with his huge cock.

Has a little aquarium and adores stares at the fish

Can't swim

He got diabetes at some point

Momoi

She got a degree in statistic and after a very high paid job

When Baribe went out, she and Kise went all pink

In her highshool years she did something with some girls, but she found it pretty wet. Prefers small and cute boys

Seirously considering breast reduction surgey

She and Sakurai are together

They have an adorable little dog

When Aomine was in US they used to videocall every fucking day

She and Kise are the queens of gossip

Never had smth physical with Kuroko

Very good at videgames (had a youtube chanal)

especially the shooting ones

Wears high heels at work

Adores cherry

Allergic to something stupid like kiwi or apple

During college she made a lot of female friends

Pretty dominant in bed

Good at drawing

[wordy-little-witch]

ODA!!!!!! GIVE ME A GHOST POV OF ROGER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!

Fr tho, Ghost Roger being a lil shit is a treat.

I can fuxking see Roger give Buggy the wiggly eyebrows on day when Crocodile and Mihawk are in the same room. (Maybe it was the first day those two subconsciously nicer to Buggy)

Coff coff ((They started to love the clown)) coff coff

Hell, Perona coming in with a letter to Mihawk from one of the spirits that asked for him specifically.

Mihawk: clown?

Buggy: hmn?

Mihawk: who is 'Ms.Rouge'?

Buggy : -choke-

Afterlife be dammed, she may have not raised Buggy, but Rouge loves him like her kin!

LITERALLY YES YOU GET ME

Also Roger just "eyy?? Eyyyy???????" Is fucking hysterical to me.

Buggy is blindsided when Crocodile drops off an extra cup of coffee at his desk, when Mihawk deposits a few snacks. He's pointedly not looking into Roger's Corner, something he has been doing for ages and will continue to do. It all comes to a head when someone offers Buggy a candy at a negotiation dinner and he's partway through unwrapping it when he hears three voices tell him to stop. Mihawk reaches out, Crocodile's sand whisks the little treat from his fingers to the other.

A quick glance reveals Roger still partially glaring at the other group but also giving considering glances to the quote unquote lieutenants.

Buggy is just confused.

"This brand is rather popular in the north blue," Mihawk remarks casually, turning the candy in his hand. He never once looks up from the wrapper - Buggy wonders what he's looking at or looking for. "They've been in business for decades now, despite the uproar some thirty one years ago."

The dealers avert their eyes, hesitant and stuttering timid agreements.

Mihawk continues. "Rather odd that they'd only list a partial ingredient list on their wares, wouldn't you think? They are marketed as a dynamic company, but their synthetic flavors are but mere facsimiles of the real deal - fakes built upon, more disgustingly, the lies they print on such foils." He flips the candy, dropping the little morsel onto a napkin so he can straighten the wrapping. "See, it even boasts to be free of common allergenic ingredients: peanut oil, dairy, fruit juices. That's the real ingenuity however."

Sharp golden eyes cut into the opposition.

"So long as a company is favored by those on high, they can skirt certain rules. They barely toe the line in the world government's book as is, but they are an infamous vendor in Marie Geoise. No peanut oil but still peanuts. No dairy, but traces of lactose. No fruit juices but concentrated extracts are certainly abundant. And all of their tropical lines contain a key ingredient. Did you know?"

Buggy very adamantly stomps down on the urge and need to blush and swoon as he watches Mihawk and Crocodile tear these people a new asshole over pineapple extract. Roger's approving nod and bouncing brows do NOT help the situation. Nor does Rouge's fond head pats and succinct "I approve, they're good for little bug."

Buggy is suffering.

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On the topic of Rouge, YEAH!!! She may have met Buggy after death, but she already loved him so much. She knew loving Roger meant stepping into an established family and she was very much okay with that! She knew Ace would have brothers and she would have step sons and not once did she hesitate. Roger was big, bold and loud - he loved with all he had and then some, even to disastrous results. She adored him. And she trusted him. He has a good sense of taste, after all.

So when she met Buggy the first time, she absolutely went into Mom Mode immediately. It was awkward and strange for a deal of time, and Buggy took a while to come around to her but Ms Rouge is his mom as much as Captain is his dad - it's a fact of life and he's long since lost the self consciousness of it all.

But hearing your boyfriend mention receiving a letter from your shared daughter who wrote it on behalf of your long dead mother, well.... weirder shit has happened but Buggy is a dramatic boy - it's his bit and he's committed to it.

Rouge's shovel talks are lowkey terrifying. She isn't as directly threatening as Roger. She's subtle, and observative, and she plots before springing her track. On that front, she may even be scarier than her husband.

And while she and Mihawk would absolutely get along well for their love of plants and gardening, they're equally likely to cross breed and make a lethal poison just because it "seemed interesting at the time".

((Bonus points of a semi related topic, sometimes Rouge sees so much of Roger in Buggy that she aches with it.

And sometimes Roger sees his wife in the movements and glint of his blue haired son's eyes.

Buggy's a product of both, for better or worse, and it's somehow incredible and horrible in equal measure))

[lovingrosewho]

Grudges

Chapter 1

MULTICHAPTER

CHAPTER TWO

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Word count: 3816

Summary: the BAU is investigating a series of murders in your hometown, and you’re right in the middle of it, but Dr. Spencer Reid takes a particular liking in you.

Warnings: death of a relative, suicide, attempt of sexual assault

(set after season 8)

You wake up from your nap with your eyes all swollen, you incorporate and stare at the two cups of cold coffee. It wasn’t a dream.

Taking both cups in your hands, you stand up to go leave them on the kitchen sink. When you enter the kitchen, you scream and drop both cups instantly, they break into pieces and spill the coffe on the floor.

“Fuck!” you scream again, startled to see Connor standing there, holding a glass of water, he’s got a confused look.

“What’s wrong?” he says.

“What’s wrong?!” you repeat “You disappear for two weeks and you’re asking me what’s wrong?!” you start yelling at him.

“I’m sorry” he apologizes, bending his head.

You take a deep breath, a migraine starting to loom on you.

“It’s okay. I’m glad you’re okay” you tell him with a low voice, approaching him and giving him a hug.

“I’m not sure if I’m okay” he admits, giving in into the hug. It’s then when you realize there’s a gun on top of the kitchen table.

You start thinking how can you tell him to turn himself in without scaring him.

“You know… an FBI agent was here today” he goes stiff at your words “He was kinda cute” you acknowledge, making him chuckle.

“You should ask him out” he suggests, making you shrug.

“He wanted to ask me some questions” Connor frowns, leaves the glass of water he was previously holding to grab the gun instead and make his way into the living room.

“What kind of questions?” he asks while you follow him.

“He said… they were considering me a suspect for the murders going on in Delaware” your brother opens his eyes as big as plates, his mouth goes dry “Don’t worry” you keep saying “They’ve already dismissed the possibility”.

He gives a loud sigh of relief and hugs you again, gun still in his hand “Good”.

You both stay quiet for a while, lost in the embrace.

“Why?” you ask calmly, he lets out a low, breathy chuckle.

“I don’t know… I’m sorry” Connor says, tears beginning to coat your shoulder “I really thought it was him… I thought I saw him… and he was… mocking me… threatening to take you away from me… I just want this to be over. (Y/N), I’m sorry”.

“It’s okay” you comfort him “We’ll… figure this out, like we always do”.

“No, (Y/N), this time we won’t” he says with sad eyes, separating himself from you “It’s time we part ways”.

When you’re about to ask him what the hell does he mean, several FBI agents break into your house, kicking the door open. You spot doctor Spencer Reid among them.

Connor is fast to point the gun directly to your head, but lowers down his mouth to your ear immediately and whispers “The safety is on”.

“FBI! Let her go!” a black agent shouts. For some reason, you’re not scared.

“It’s okay…” you tell them “He’s not going to hurt me” as you say this, you start turning around to see your brother’s eyes.

“(Y/N)! Stop! What are you doing?!” Spencer screams but you don’t stop until you have Connor face to face, he still has the gun pointed at your head.

“I’m not going to hurt you…” he says, his voice cracking at the sight of his actions.

“I know” you tell him, reaching out to caress his cheek, wiping the tears away from his face “I know you won’t”. You catch him on an embrace again, and start talking him into turning himself in “Connor… I love you… but you need to stop” you beg him sobbing.

“I can’t… (Y/N)… I’m sorry but I can’t” he says “I was going to turn myself in but… I don’t think I’ll be able to control myself… not even in prison” with this, he separates himself from your embrace, stops pointing the gun at your head and instead, points it to his own. In that second, you wrap his waist with your arms and start bawling while begging him.

“No! Connor… please… don’t… you-you’re all I have…”

“Connor!” the black agent shouts again “Listen to me! You don’t have to do this!” Connor grits his teeth.

“Shut up!” he yells back at the man “You’re making it worse! If she, the person I love and care about the most, is not able to convince me, neither will any of you!”.

“Connor, please…” your legs begin to feel weak, they’re trembling as if they were about to let you fall to the ground on your knees, your grip to him is the only thing keeping you standing up “I have no one else… don’t do this… we’ll figure everything out, you’re going to be fine, I’ll go visit you, Connor… please… please, it’s always been me and you against the world, please…” you ramble, still tightening him with your arms, weeping all over his shirt, but he’s not returning the embrace.

“(Y/N)…” he hooks his thumb with your chin, making you look at him “I love you… don’t you doubt that… and I wouldn’t hurt you, ever… but this is not me…”

“No… Co-Connor…” you keep pleading, the world begins to fade, you feel nauseous, you don’t care about all the FBI agents watching the scene with pity, knowing that the only one who can stop Connor is you, the only thing that matters to you, is your brother.

“Do you want to know a secret?” he says in a low voice, smiling slightly at you “I’m scared”. That’s when you hear the shot. Connor’s body falls right in your arms, both of you fall to the floor, blood covering your face and clothes. You curl up against him, crying and sobbing out loud.

A blonde female agent comes try and pull you up, but you don’t give in and yell at her instead “Leave me alone!”.

This can’t be happening… no… this is not happening.

You don’t know how much time you stay curled up against Connor’s dead body, but it’s enough for you to start gasping for air from all the wheeping. You incorporate, still holding his hand.

You turn your look back to Connor’s body and bite your lips to avoid crying once again.

Suddenly, dr. Reid is by your side, he kneels right next to you and strokes your forearm lightly “(Y/N)? (Y/N), we-we should go”. You look at Spencer, then back to Connor.

“I don’t want to leave him…” you murmur.

Connor’s body looks like pulled out from a horror movie. There’s blood everywhere.

“(Y/N)…” Spencer says, placing his palm on your back “It’s not healthy for you to see this… this is your brother”. Tears start to form in your eyes again, despite all of your efforts.

“I know” you tell him, squeezing Connor’s hands for the very last time before standing up with Reid’s help.

“(Y/N), we… um…” he clears his throat “We need to ask you some more questions, they’re just… to fill the report… could you-uh-could you come with me and the team, please?” you nod slightly.

“Yeah just… let me get some stuff and I’ll be right outside” you tell him, heading to your room.

You stare at it for a bit, mentally saying goodbye to what you had considered home for the first time when you were 6 years old, then you start grabbing the clothes you could fit into a bag, some savings you and Connor accumulated through the years, a couple of your favorite books, your laptop, and personal hygiene items, then you go out again, noticing your brother’s body has been removed from the living room and now there’s just a huge blood stain on the carpet.

You find the BAU team outside your house, you then realize some paramedics are carrying your brother’s corpse on a stretcher, covered by a blanket.

Deaf sounds get to your ears but you’re too shocked to focus on them.

“(Y/N)?” you hear Spencer speak to you “Are you… okay? I-I mean, of course you’re n-not okay but… nevermind”. You shrug and smile slightly at his attempt of asking you about your state of mind, you take his hand afterwards and give it a light squeeze.

“Thank you, Spencer” you tell him and let go of his hand.

Another man walks towards you.

“(Y/N) (Y/L/N)? I’m SSA Aaron Hotchner, I’m sorry for your loss” he says. You avoid rolling your eyes, you hate condolences.

“Thanks” you simply say.

“We’ll like to…” he starts but you cut him off.

“Ask me some questions, yeah, yeah, I got it” you tell him.

Agent Hotchner looks at you with an indecipherable look, it’s like pity, mixed with concern, mixed with annoyance, you can’t tell.

“Would you like to come with us in the van?” he asks courteously.

“Sure” you tell him, not caring about sounding arrogant.

You hop onto the back of the SUV, followed by dr. Reid, but you don’t really pay attention to him, you just stare at the window the whole ride, the BAU team is talking but you are not even listening.

When you arrive at Wilmington’s offices, they indicate you to go into a room where there’s a table with a couple of chairs and a big glass behind them.

“Please, take a seat” Aaron, who the the team seems to call ‘Hotch’, tells you and you start panicking.

“Could-um-could doctor Reid be present?” you ask quietly.

“Of course” he agrees with a gentle tone, heading to the door and calling Reid; he comes into the room and gives you an innocent glance. Aaron and him sit down.

“(Y/N), before we start, we want you to know that there’s no need to be worried, we know you had nothing to do with the things Connor did, this is just standard procedure” agent Hotchner lets you know.

“Okay…” you nod in acceptance. Spencer clears his throat and starts asking.

“What happened when you and Connor saw your father again?”

“He…” you begin “He approached me first… I don’t know how he found me… but he did, so he came to me when I was on my shift at the flower shop, I didn’t recognize him of course, but I did notice how alike he looked to Connor… he started talking to me, which isn’t unusual, sometimes customers who buy flowers are the loneliest ones. That’s when he told me he was my father… it wasn’t hard to believe, like I told you, it was like seeing Connor, just 20 years older. I… did want to talk to him, but I also knew what he had done to my brother and my mom, so I refused until Connor was present; I convinced him of meeting Barry on a café near the house, he said he was only agreeing because of me. It… wasn’t a good idea.

“Why? What happened?” Hotchner inquires.

“When… we saw him” you continue “They didn’t even shake hands. Connor was silent the whole time my father and I spoke”.

“What did you speak about?” Reid asks you.

“Not much… I mean, I told him about graduating from college with a degree in fine arts, he… didn’t look pleased, but didn’t say a thing either, the problem started when I told him about not getting a job related to my career, the flower shop and that… that’s when he started trying to persuade me into moving with him to Seattle… of course I was gonna say no, but Connor snapped, started yelling at him, telling him how he was never going to forget what he did to our family, he… called him a rapist... and an abuser… Barry started to play the victim, Connor got up from his seat and was about to punch him when I stopped him, so he stormed out of the café instead, I followed him, but he told me he wanted to be alone… so I went back to our house… then he went missing for days” you explain, horrified “Oh my god… this is all my fault”.

“No, (Y/N)” says Reid “He would’ve snapped either way at some point… this is not your fault” he reaches out to caress one of your hands but stops on his tracks when Hotch gives him a severe look.

They ask you a few more questions about what happened before they arrived. You tell them everything they wanna know so you can leave as soon as possible.

“Alright (Y/N), that’s all we needed to know, thank you” Hotch tells you standing up “But before you leave...” he says “You should see something”.

He guides you out of the room and inside another one, playing a CD on a computer.

“We found this at your house, with your name on it, we figured... you would like to watch it first” he tells you grinning softly.

“Alright...?” you hesitate, looking at the screen in front of you.

It’s him. On the DVD, smiling.

“Hey (Y/N)” Connor says, startling you, but at the same time, soothing your heartache “If you’re watching this… I’ll probably have made my choice, this is like… the letter I’m leaving before I go… of course it’s not… exactly a letter, ‘cause you know… I’ve never been good at writing, nor reading, that’s always been you” he chuckles “I’m not… good with words in general… I mean… I’m not good at many things… but… if there’s just one thing I did right, it was raising you” his voice cracks “I hope you think the same way… I know… we didn’t have much growing up, but… before I go… I want you to know, that the only reason I’ve stayed alive all this time, since I was 12, it is because of you, because you deserve a better life than what I had… thing is… something broke inside of me the day we saw our father again… a part of me you had kept sane all these years. You are… incredibly talented, with a huge potential, you can achieve great things… and… I’m stopping you from doing that… I know you want to stay here with me but… you don’t owe me anything, you’re the best that could’ve happen to me, ever, you’re like the daughter I never could have had. And I’m proud of you… don’t stay in this shit hole town… I’m not leaving any testament because you know everything we have belongs to you, the only thing I’m asking, is that the moment you watch this, you pack a bag and leave right away to Virginia, build a life where we were supposed to have one but never had the chance, you’ll find much more opportunities there… sell this house and use the money wisely… you won’t get much, but… it’s something. Go out, discover the world, travel, meet people, date someone, just… live. (Y/N), I’m having… really dark thoughts… I can’t stop them” he sighs “I know I’ll do something I will regret soon… that’s why I’m recording this while I’m sane. I’ll try, I promise you, I’ll try to control it, to stop this thoughts but…” he sobs “It’s hard, (Y/N), it really is” he stops talking and only stares at the camera for a few seconds “Whatever I do... it’s not who I am, (Y/N), and that’s why I’ve decided to record this before anything else happens... who I am is the person I am with you... the person you’ve known for years... I love you” he finally says “And I will miss you. Go eat the world, little sister” and that’s the last thing he records: himself, smiling after this previous phrase.

Suddenly, a feeling of numbness starts drowning your senses, you just want to get out, and Connor just gave you green light, heck, he even gave you your destination.

“Thank you” you mumble “For... showing this to me”.

Hotchner looks at the bag you’re carrying “What do you plan to do?”

“What do you mean?” you ask calmly.

“Your house is a crime scene… you won’t be able to stay in it for a couple of days”.

“Is there a place you can stay for a while? With a friend or… family?” Spencer asks politely. You shake your head.

“Connor is all I have” you tell them. They look at each other concerned, but don’t say a thing.

“Then… what are you going to do?” Hotch asks you worried.

“I’ll take a bus or something to Virginia, rent a room in the first crappy motel I come across, stay there until I find a job and I’m able to rent an apartment or a house” you explain, hanging the bag on your shoulder.

“(Y/N)… we’re headed there, to Quantico, Virginia, you could come with us on the jet if you like” Aaron offers you, he looks like a concerned parent looking after his child, the thought makes you chuckle slightly.

“Thank you, I’d like that” you accept smiling.

“Good. Just… could you wait for us? It’ll be no more than a few minutes” he informs you.

“Yeah, don’t worry, thanks again” he nods and is about to turn around when you call him “Oh! Agent Hotchner?”

“Yes” he answers politely.

“I’m sorry, for snapping at you earlier” you apologize glancing at him. He smiles. Kinda.

“Don’t worry, it’s understandable” he says turning around.

You turn back at Spencer, he’s got expectant eyes.

“Do you-um-do you have to go?” yo ask him. All of a sudden you’re incable of speaking coherently.

“N-no” apparently he is too “Uh-do you want me to go?”

“No! I’d-like you to stay here… if… that’s possible, please” you babble.

“Yeah, yeah... sure”.

You two sit in silence on some bench there is outside the conference room.

“So… how are you holding up?” Reid asks you.

“Uh…”

You honestly have no idea of what to tell him, it seems to you that you’re fine now, as if nothing happened… after all these years with Connor, being attached to him, watching him die in your arms and you feel… nothing.

“I’m not sure” you tell him frankly.

“That’s okay” he says and remains silent once again, but not for long “Did you know a 1944 study focused attention on the psychology of bereavement, and led to the development of services for crisis intervention? It established grief as a distinct syndrome with recognisable symptoms and course, amenable to positive or negative influences”. Wow this guy is truly a genius. You smile.

“I did not know that” you say “Tell me more about it”.

“R-really?” he seems surprised.

“Yeah of course” you say, and when he’s about to continue, Hotch interrupts you.

“(Y/N), Reid, we can go” he announces before leaving again.

You and the team get inside the plane. While the others still talk a bit about the case and what they’re going to do when they land, you can’t stop thinking about what Connor’s body felt like when you were holding him after he was dead… cold, almost like plastic…

You sit in a corner of the plane and curl up on your seat, fastening your jacket to cover the blood stains in your shirt, you bring your knees to your chest, trying to drown all the voices and thoughts whirling around your head.

When you land, they receive you at the BAU, in an attempt to convince you to let them call a cab for you, but you refuse, there’s not even an address you could possibly give the driver.

“No, it’s okay, thanks anyway, really” you try to tell them, they look unsure, but give up at the end, telling you goodbye and wishing you luck on whatever journey you’ve started. Spencer approaches you when the rest are gone.

“(Y/N), is-is there anyone you know in this city?” you shake your head “Then... if anything happens to you, if you need anything at all, please give me a call” he says giving you a card with his number on it. You nod smiling.

“Thank you” you tell him, giving him a quick peck on the cheek without even thinking about it. He turns red like a tomato and only gets to nod and say a quick ‘Goodbye’ before turning around and disappearing from your sight.

When you’re out of Quantico’s offices, you contemplate the big picture, and discover you’re completely on your own now. There’s never been a time where you haven’t felt lost, but this occasion takes te cake.

You start walking with no particular direction, not paying attention to what surrounds you, just thinking, about everything; your life, Connor, what you should do next... and a growing anxiety begins to creep inside of you.

Since you have memory, you had been able to find support on Connor, there was never a thing he didn’t allow you to do, except drop out of college, which you would forever thank him for. You think about what he said in the video, about him stopping you from doing more things, from discovering the world. It was true at the same time it was false; yes, you wanted to stay with him because you felt like you owed him something, but you also felt in a comfort zone, where you had your life under control, instead of just being a lost mess, like you were right now.

You see a motel in the distance and start walking towards it. When you get there, it’s worse than you thought; the wallpaper is all torned, the lights flicker, making it impossible to see with total clarity, and it smells like a mix of humidity and sewer. You take a deep breath, preparing yourself psychologically, telling yourself it’s just one night, that you’ll find something better in the morning, when you are well rested and have a bit more of a plan.

You ring the little bell on the counter and a fat man, dressed in a holed, white t-shirt, comes out. He stinks to alcohol and tobacco, and to be quite honest, he doesn’t look trustworthy, not even with his factions being unclear due to the dim lights, either way, fighting your instincts, you put on your best smile.

“Hello, could I get a room, please?” you say, regretting the moment you jumped onto the plan of getting out of Delaware before you had a hint, to say the least, of what you were going to do there.

The man stares at you with lingering eyes “Are you alone?” he asks.

“Yes” you say, mentally scolding yourself the moment the words leave your mouth, when you see how he rounds the counter and starts cornering you.

“Oh really?” he says with a harsh voice. You take a few steps backwards until you hit the wall.

“You know what? Nevermind... I should leave” you say reaching for the door when he grabs your arm and spins you, pulling you to him “Get away from me!” you yell, pushing him with all your strength, making him fall on his ass. You get out and run as fast as you can, not looking back.

You don’t know for how long you run, but it is until your legs start trembling. That’s when you stop, with a hitched breath and looking on every direction, still feeling chased.

You sigh. It’s almost 3 a.m., you’re tired, with nowhere to go and your phone battery is almost dead. You think of the only person you know you can call.

You take out Spencer Reid’s card and dial his number, praying for him to pick up.

“Please pick up, please pick up...” you whisper to no one “Please pick up...” and he does exactly that.

“Hello?” he answers cautiously, you sob when you hear his voice “Hello?!” he sounds more concerned now.

“S-Spencer?” you sob lowly “It-it’s (Y/N)”.

“(Y/N)?! Where are you?! Are you okay?!” he asks worried.

“I... don’t know where I am... I ran... I...”

“Okay, listen to me... take a deep breath and tell me what you see, any signs or names, shops... anything that can give you and me a clue of where you are”. You look around and describe him a bit of what you see. He chuckles slightly.

“I know where you are. Stay there, don’t move” he says, and before you can beg him to stay with you on the line he hangs up.

You stay still, doing as you were told, waiting for him for what feels like ages even if it were merely seconds.

A door suddenly opens two houses to your left and Spencer Reid comes out of it, spotting you immediately.

Chapter 3

MASTERLIST

[iamw1lly]

Tonight I had a very silly dream about Ineffable Husbands that I just HAVE to share so here I am.

Basically a very big storm came and it apparently killed most of the people around in Soho, leaving only a few humans alive and, of course, Crowley and Aziraphale.

Those two idiots decide it's the perfect time to have a date anyways, and so when the storm ends they go out, arms interlocked, and go to give me coffe or give me death, that now sells icecream for some reason (I think Nina was moving away because there were lots of boxes around). They enter, sit down, and as they wait for their turn to order they spot Gabriel and Beelzebub, who are too having and start chatting.

After this the four of them go for a walk and meet Hastur. At first he's UTTERLY MAD at them for being in love (because they're angels and demons I guess) and he scolds them, but then he just kind of gives up because my dudes seem to not really care, and instead goes to Crowley and is like "hey do you have any recommendations for a skincare cream" and Crowley of course does so he's just like "oh yeah let me recommend you this" and he recommends him this skincare cream for pimples???

Moral of the story the next day Aziraphale, Crowley, Beelzebub and Gabriel have a double date and they meet Hastur again, but instead of being mad he's just like "anyways thanks for the skincare suggestion Crowley my skin feels much better" and then sadly I wake up.

So yeah truly an experience. Loved it all the way would do it again

[eiprisciu]

NEW THEORY OF GOOD OMENS!!

In the day Good Omens 2 was out, I saw some theories about the season finale. Lots of people are mad with Aziraphale acting that way and some are just not accepting his decision to goes back to Heaven, me included. The coffe theory is very good and popular now, but I just saw this one on twitter and I SIMPLY LOVE IT! It's not only gives Azi empowerment but makes him very smart too. The author is @/doubleskk on Twitter and its from brazilian fandom. Here’s the translation and the original post:

Original post: https://twitter.com/doubleskk/status/1685160203451240448?s=20

“the conversation between Aziraphale and Metatron about Azi's promotion to become arcangel NEVER EXISTED. AZI LIED ABOUT IT.” 

“In this season, we have something very clear about the arc development of Aziraphale and it is his relation with lies. He lied to protect Jo's kids and he lied about the miracle to make Nina and Maggie falls in love.

Besides the little lies spread though the season here and there. All this was to prepered ground to the biggest lie of all: the lie he tell to Crowley to keep him away and protected.

When Metatron goes buy coffe he asks to Nina if people ask for death,

since the name of hershop is "give me coffe or give me death". What if this name is an alegory for the real conversation between Metatron and Aziraphale?”

“Azi could have been threatened. Or Azi goes back to Heaven (coffee) or him and Crowley have they existence erased from the book of life (death). So, to protect Crowley, Azi made up a lie to garante that it would kept him away.

And Azi knew that Crowley would be mad if he accepted goes back to Heaven after everything that happened, and knew Crowley would never accepted be an angel again.

He knew exacly what to say to disturb Crowley. In episode 6, 41:14, when Azi start to tell about the "conversation" to Crowley, he gets agitated, moving his hands around and stuttering, SAME PATTERN when he lied to the angels about the miracle to make Nina and Maggie falling in love in episode 2.”

”The sequence of his conversation with Metatron is simply a staging of his lie. It wasn't like that. He made up all of it. When Crowley confess, Azi start shake his head in despair like: not now, dont say this to me now.”

“In the kiss, Aziraphale hesitate for a moment, but he needs to keep up with the lie and he knows that he have to hurt Crowley on purpose.

After Crowley goes away, Aziraphale HAVE to get over it in seconds because Metatron is coming back. See that, when Metatron came back, he not asked if Crowley accept come back to Heaven, he only say "How did he take it?"

“In other words, never existed a choice and to Metatron, Azi would only give the news to Crowley. Azi needed invented a lie in the moment to be sure Crowley would be away from him.This theory is too crazy? To be honest and empathy with my little angel, if he had indeed "choose" Heaven by free will, i think this also makes sense. I only tried to propose one more possibility besides the

baptized coffee.” 

As I said, this not only gives Azi power, but intelligence too. Also, in the episode 4 they talk about shades of grey. Crowley is dark grey, he's a demon that sometimes make good things and Azi is light grey, a angel that sometimes walk out of line such as LYING.

[dialovers-translations]

Diabolik Lovers LOST EDEN ー Shin Maniac [Prologue]

ー Shin enters the guest room at the Tsukinami manor

Shin: ...

( She’s...not around, it seems. )

...Haha.

( Not sure why I feel relievedーー )

I better report back to Nii-san asap... ーー Oi.

ー His Familiar appears

Shin: Make sure to update Nii-san on everything, okay?

*Groooowl*

Shin: ...Off they go.

( I mean, I can’t imagine Nii-san will accept such an outrageous offer. )

Haah...I’m kind of tired.

( I’ll lie down for a bit... )

*Rustle*

Shin: ...

ー Shin dozes off

( I am shrouded...in darkness. )

( Am I dreaming? )

Ugh...!

...Coff, coff, haah...Haah...!

What...is happening!? ...Coff, coff, coff...!

( Has Endzeit broke out...? )

Kuh...!

*Thud*

Shin: ( It’s no use...I can’t...move... )

( Is this how I meet my end? )

( ーー I’m scared. )

...

( Only once in my whole life, did I feel ready to accept my demise. )

( When I was dragged out in front of Nii-san after being captured by the Vibora Clan...That was the only time. )

( However, back then I wasn’t particularly terrified or anything. )

( I have never...experienced fear like this before. )

ーー Immortals celebrate death as a blessing.

( That’s just an excuse. I doubt I’d be able to feel about it as such. )

I’m sure I’ll feel as if ーー There are still things left I want to do. 

( ...Yui. )

ーー I can’t leave her behind alone.

( Deep down...I want to be by her side forever, and watch over her. )

( If I have to die...I want to be put to rest next to her. )

Hah...To think I’ve come to think this way. 

( But, that just proves how special he is to meーー )

Yui: ーー Shin-kun!

Shin: ...!?

ー Shin opens his eyes

*Rustle rustle*

Yui: Shin-kun...Are you alright!?

*Rustle*

Shin: Ah...I’m fine...really.

Yui: I’m sorry, I headed out for a bit...So I didn’t notice right away.

Shin: Heeh, I seeーー 

*Rustle*

*Sniff sniff*

Shin: ...You smell of Vampires.

Did you go to those Sakamaki’s place? 

Yui: Y-Yeah...There was something I wanted to know.

*Thud*

Yui: Thisーー I want you to read it as well.

Shin: What’s this old-looking book...?

Yui: I know it might be somewhat uncomfortable for the two of you but...

It’s a study which was found at Karlheinz-san’s pharmaceutical department.

There’s information on Endzeit written in there.

Shin: ...!! Don’t tell me, does it say how to cure it as wellーー!?

Yui: No, I’m sorry. It doesn’t go that far...

Shin: ...Why?

Yui: But it might be able to give us some clues which could lead to finding a cure...

In short, I hope it’ll be useful in one way or another...

Shin: ...

Yui: ...Shin-kun?

Shin: ーー Hey, are you aware...perhaps?

Yui: Eh...?

( Aware...? He’s talking about Carla-san, right? )

Yui: Yeah, I am...more of less aware of it.

Shin: ...I see.

Yui: ( Shin-kun...He looks kind of conflicted. )

( I wonder if I should have pretended not to have realized...? )

ー Shin embraces her

Yui: ...!

Shin: ーー The cat’s out of the bag, huh? Guess it can’t be helped.

I’m sorry things turned out like this. I...made you worry as well.

But I just can’t seem to get it out of my head...

When I think about what could happen in the future, I grow anxious.

Yui: ( Makes sense. The two of them have been together ever since they were children... )

( It only makes sense to become anxious when you imagine the loss of a family member. )

( I can’t blame him...for wanting to take out his frustrations on someone. )

...You don’t need to apologize.

Shin: I said a bunch of harsh stuff to you, didn’t I? ...That must have hurt.

Yui: It’s been forgiven.

Shin: ...You really are too good for this world, aren’t you?

*Rustle* 

Yui: ( All that mattered for me was that I realized he wasn’t speaking the truth when he claimed that it had been an act. )

Shin-kun...I love you, you know.

Shin: ...Thanks.

*Rustle*

Shin: ...I’ve gotta report to Nii-san, so see you later, okay?

Yui: Sure...

ー Shin leaves the room

Shin: ...

( I want to treasure her. )

( But to do so...I have no other choice but to take my distance. )

( ーー Time to write a letter. )

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to Carla’s room at Banmaden

*Thud* 

Carla: ...I suppose this is plenty to leave behind.

*Flip* 

Carla: I suppose I shall entrust this notebook to him as well...as a memento.

...Ugh...!

Coff...Coff, guh...Gahah...!

*Thud* 

Carla: Is this it...for me? That was quicker...than expected...

ー Carla collapses right as the Familiar arrives

*Groooowl*

Carla: A Familiar...from...Shin...?

One second...Please...Right now, I’llーー 

...

ー The Familiar whines

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

New S2 characters from the trailer :)

Muriel played by Quelin Sepulveda 

A curious, gullible, well-meaning and chatty angel that spent 6000 filing in the same office in Heaven hoping that somebody would come in and the day would get more interesting and it doesn’t (until S2 :)). She’s a 37th order scrivener, bottom of the pile, it’s her first time to Earth.

Saraqael played by Liz Carr

An angel you don’t want to mess with and a very sarcastic angel.

Shax played by Miranda Richardson

A demon that was sent on Earth as the replacement of sacked Crowley.

Maggie played by Maggie Service

She runs a record shop which is beside Aziraphale’s bookshop in Soho, Mr. Fell is her landlord, shop passed through the generations. Her shop looks across shop where Nina works. She wears on her neck her great grandmother’s wedding ring, a heart pendant with an eye and a toucan pendant.

Nina played by Nina Sosanya

Nina works in the independent coffeeshop Give Me Coffe or Give Me Death, she is good with dealing with people in Soho who come in, not afraid of dealing with them. Wears great cardigans. Her character is quite grumpy. There is a scene at the start where her love life is doomed and she is getting passive-agressive texts from Lindsay - Neil says writing the texts was some of the most fun they had - maybe there will be a hope for her love life.

? played by Siân Phillips

Beelzebub by Shelley Conn (yeah, I know, it is not a new character :))

Added Beelzebub to the list because Anna Maxwell Martin couldn't make the filming (other projects) so was replaced in S2 by Shelley Conn. She requested a lot more flies. The difference in appearance is addressed in the show.

[coff-in]

COFF-IN ITS ME AGAIN DEVIOUS ANON IS JUMPING BACK INTO THE GRAVE :D I missed you and I come offering new food (mostly bc I thirst for Andrew lord help me)

Childhood friend reader who is basically a third sibling (maybe even the oldest) to the Graves siblings! She's a literal girl-next-door, about 2 when Andrew was born, and due to being in the same neighborhood/Reader and her parents being relatively sociable, Andrew and reader were kinda mashed together from a young age and just told to play. Maybe Mrs. Graves dumped Andrew off at reader's house often bc she didn't want to handle him and hey, since he gets along so well with the neighbor's daughter, may as well use them like free babysitters. Reader is super sweet to Andy from early on and takes care of him like an older sister would. When Ashley joins the team, even better! It's not just his baby sister, it's *their* baby sister. Reader ends up being their closest and basically only friend through childhood and middle school and just about calls Andrew/Ashley her siblings-in-honor. Hell, her parents are probably more parental to Andrew/Ashley than their actual parents. I just think this is fun because I think this is a dynamic where I can potentially see Andrew floundering about in the friendzone/siblingzone because reader kinda considers him her brother and not a dating option but he wants to date her and seeing her find other guys drives him up the wall. Man probably casually walks reader around school to class and keeps his fingers in her belt loops and glares at any guy within a 20 ft radius when reader isn't looking. This is also one dynamic where I can potentially see Ashley *encouraging* Andrew to date a girl, because she wants them to be reader's priority just like in childhood and that won't work out if she gets a man, so if Andrew can snag her, she'll never leave them. This can be fluffy, but I can also see this going darker if Andrew and Ashley after escaping quarantine kind of show up at the reader's door and she's so happy to see them until she realizes that her childhood friends kinda...yk, are cannibals and murderers and will be going after their parents soon (assuming they didn't tell her about Nina). It's a reasonable reaction, but also they're like "...so you still love us, right?" and if reader hesitates even a second, she's kinda taken hostage in her own house. They wouldn't hurt her, they just...well, she looked like she was thinking about leaving, you know? The dynamic skews so toxic because they would absolutely guilt-trip the hell out of her and tell her that she's their last hope of continuing on and is she really going to condemn her siblings-in-honor/maybe boyfriend and sister-in-law to death?

notes from coff-in: DEVIOUS ANON I MISSED YOU!!! i hope you've been doing well and good :3 i'm so happy and honored that you missed me (i'm honored whenever anyone here gives me praise tbh). i also understand your need for andrew, haha! i'll let you in on a thought of mine: i've been thinking of a (relatively) normal younger sister/twin sister that seems to look up to ashley than andrew because ashley's a girl like [reader], so she's able to help her with girl issues like periods, bra/underwear shopping, soothing her mommy issues, etc and andrew is a bit jealous that baby sis likes or hangs out with ashley more than him but he's also embarrassed about this jealousy because he knows (subconsciously or consciously) that it stems from a want to be the person baby sis relies on more... but that's just an idea for later :3 welcome back to the coffin, devious anon, we're happy to have you here!

[fem] reader-insert, pseudo-incest

teehee :3 andrew's in love :3 he loves [reader] :3 he loves you :3 andrew loves you sooo much :3 he wants to kiss you so badly :3 andrew thinks about you every time he jerks his di--

sorry i had to get that out of me... know that renee graves (or should i keep calling her mrs graves??) would take the chance to dump andy onto [reader]'s family. she would STILL have the AUDACITY to say "oh raising you was so easy, i thought i could handle another one..." knowing damn well that it was a DIFFERENT FAMILY raising andrew. to be "fair", renee is 15 years old when she had andrew, she's bound to make dipshit decisions and take them for granted (like how tf do you ask your "disappointment" son for money then call him a freeloader, like what???)

i think being raised by [reader]'s family would highlight the abuse andrew and ashley face even more to them. also having [reader]'s family raise andy as one of their own children next to [reader] just barely manages to fulfill that taboo aspect of their relationship, you know? it's wonderful! like yeah, they're from two different families but andy sometimes slips and and refers to [reader] as his big sis (ashley does it on purpose) and when they take care of leyley, andy can't help but to think how leyley is their baby sister and they're like... mommy and daddy, you know?

i honestly can't really add more to this, the meal you cooked. THE MEAL YOU HAVE BLESSED US WITH, DEVIOUS ANON!!! IT'S SUPERB, IT'S DIVINE!! i'm riding your meat right now, get over here

ashley is doing that thing where she whispers in andrew's ear while he sleeps "you want to date [reader]. you want to keep here forever. you want her to never leave us." she's so silly, i love her. it would be so fucking sweet to if [reader] also saw andrew and ashley as her siblings also. ashley is being neglected/left out by her friends and [reader]'s like "hey guys, we should let ashley have a turn" or "hey ashley, do you have anything to add to the conversation?" and ashley's just, AUGH SHE'S SO SHOCKED, and like... i'm holding her gently in my hands i love her (THEY SHOULD KISS!!! RIGHT NOW!!!)

and the darker route... teehee :3c like... how would she ever find out? for all she should know, her psuedo-sibs/friends have returned from their awful quarantine and wanted to come over to say hi and stay with her for a bit! yippee!! but also the angst is so yummy, having [reader] tied in the back of their stolen car when they go to the new graves' residence and [reader] really thinking "do i turn them in? what if they come back to hurt me? would they hurt me either way?? maybe this is their last murder... yeah! they're just going to kill their parents and then everything will go back to normal!" poor poor [reader]... nothing is going to be normal again... AAAH HEHEHEHEH >:3c

thank you thank you thank you!

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coff-in

[windydrawallday]

Where do you find inspiration and motivation to make art? Is there a process to the whole mental prep for creating?

(Love your art so I thought I would ask :D)

You want me to make a TED Talk about art? Because that is what this will be coff

Inspiration comes from everywhere for me! I think it helps to have not only an open mind but also the spirit of an infant: get awestruck by what nature, science, history, culture, etc. offers. Even between my everyday activities, I find myself asking about how it felt for the first human to discover they could cook their food, or experimenting with so many shapes for pasta to get sauce stuck to it! I'm that silly.

Because most if not all things were already thought of if not invented by someone: we have so much heritage. We are blessed to have access to all this information and tools. Don't feel afraid to reference them! To dig critically into the work of someone else you feel it vibes with you and make it yours, too. Is healthy. Is good!

That ties in with one of the processes that helps me yank the abstract clay from my head to the canvas: making MOOD BOARDS!* I use them mostly to nail the visual style I want for illustrations (almost all my zine pics started with a mood board):

I use a similar method but call them MUSE BOARDS when working with character's archetypes, mannerisms, behaviors, etc I want to portray both accurately and with personal twists:

*Some prefer to call them aesthetic boards because of how the internet bastardized the use of the word for gif sets but ask a graphic or fashion designer, architect, etc; the term for a collage of visual references that are usually static IS mood board.

Tho, lately, during these weeks dealing with the burnout and gnawing art block, another thing became my motivation to keep doing art... and I'll put it under the cut because it can be quite dark for some (CW mention of death/mortality themes):

Probably I'll sound cynical and/or edgy for saying this but it's the truth:

One of these days, I could die (not by my own hand but this world is bigger and powerful than me, I can't control everything in it) and all those ideas and visions I never put on paper, will die with me.

And so, when I'm struggling with a part of the process during a piece and find myself wanting to quit, I say: If I give up now, I'm letting the idea die before I step into the graveyard.

When I'm killing my ideas, I'm killing myself, slowly. And I don't want that.

I go back to the canvas and try, TRY and T R Y. Until the idea comes out.

Probably incomplete. For sure imperfect. Still a work in progress.

But out of my mortal brain.

Flesh of paper, blood of ink. Colors of pixels, layers upon layer of illusory ligh and shadows.

Mine and at the same time, for the world. It's free now to be welcomed by other minds, to be wanted and played by other hearts.

It's immortal, it can inspire people beyond my reach. Even after I'm not here in constant presence.

Isn't that enough motivation?

I got overboard with this but I hope it doesn't sound too overdramatic orz I needed this out of my chest too haha

THANK YOU for your interest! Is always welcomed ✨✨✨✨✨

[cheeseplants]

Just noticed the sign next to Crowley at the end of S2 says: Life begins after coffee!

Also is it just me or does LIFE and AFTER look like Crowley's handwriting and Begins and Coffee look like Aziraphale's?

WHAT does this mean? And we have Give Me Coffe, Give Me Death. And does anybody ever choose death? How predictable.

ARGH this show is consuming me.

ALSO some of the letters rearranged spell out Ineffable, but I cannot work out an anagram for the rest. So either weird coincidence and I've lost the plot or there is something there.