#glitchfit

[glitchchic-blog]

Well I finished my 5k 🏃‍♀️this past weekend - Wooo!!! Made it 3.1 miles in 35 minutes which was a dream for me. Definitely going to keep running in the Hope's of getting an even better time next year! Also, I started a series called Reddit Responses - check them out on my Twitch channel:) . . . . . #glitchchic #glitchfit #glitchchicgames #fitnessfreaks #fitnessblogger  #fitnesslove #blogs #fitnessfun #fitnessjunkie #fitwomen #workoutday #workoutclothes #workoutroutine #fitnessblog #geekfit #fitgamer #fitgeek #fitnessbloggers #nutritionblog #nutritionblogger #5ktraining #5k #runner #runnersofinstagram #sweaterweather #maine #run #running #reddit (at University of New England) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpCSyqVFRvV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cvb86cex64fl

[gryphsdeadbones]

Voice Anon again feel free to ignore but perhaps it starts out just sounding like impressions but as they progress and perhaps get a bit Glitchier their actual voices shine through

ON GOD ?? ? 👁️👁️

[beerecordings]

Whenever cat!Chase starts purring along to Anti's painful glitchfits, Anti just ends up chuckling weakly as he lays down on the floor, exhausted from another one of them. Chasey makes loving eye cat kisses at him before curling close to him to help keep him grounded and just like that Anti hates himself a little bit less because if someone like lil Chasey loves him so so much then that means he must be doing something, that he wasn't such a hateful existence after all.

awww yes Chase’s love is just unconditional so Anti is like “i’m such a monster!!” and Chase is just sitting on his chest purring like “he feed me... .he scratch me... he lomve me..... excellent” and gives him head-butts and Anti figures he’s got something worth living for after all

[hoaxmakesmusic]

Pfft.

Principal: “This is a pretty serious list of accusations. At the start of all this it was just about what happened yesterday, and now all this... and why am I only being told about this now?”

Me, internally: Well, considering I’m a fucking nobody whose only real saving grace is that I bust ass to help people and haven’t yet had any complaints about any rooms I’ve cleaned, and I’m telling you that your five-years-employed sometimes-slightly-abrasive-but-oh-he-means-well darling with a recent “staff member of the year” accolade has been spouting racist, sexist, homophobic and otherwise bigoted bullshit behind your back, and is smart enough to not talk about it where anyone he thinks you might listen to can hear, and has even gone so far as to gloat about thwarting a “plan to get [him] fired” back when you were vice-principal by way of having you as a friend, so I kinda wanted to wait until I had actual concrete evidence, but honestly, he forced my hand after he got extremely vocally violent in response to a discussion of political matters that he did not make an attempt to request the topic be changed before going off like a fuckass (though I will admit I had enough presence of mind to know I was pushing a lot of buttons before the outburst), particularly considering he seems to think it perfectly fine for him to whine and moan about Obama and communists and Arnold Shwarzenegger and a bunch of other political shit but can’t handle hearing someone explain some fucking simple sociopolitical concepts like fucking gerrymandering, which I had to explain to you, a high school principal, and I left the school just in case fucknuts got any violent ideas because he knows where all the camera blind spots are and has made no secret of having a very violent past, seriously, what kind of dense motherfucker do you think I am?

Me, externally: “Because I know full well it looks like I’m coming up with baseless accusations and I had no desire to cause trouble. I’m only reporting what I’ve witnessed and why I was concerned for my safety.”

Still have my job for now, thankfully. Principal will be looking into the situation, talking with a few folks I mentioned by name as having had notable issues with Ralph in the past, though I have no idea how willing they’ll be to speak up about his bullshit. In the meantime, we’re under direct orders to keep our distance from each other, which is fucking awesome, because it means Ralph isn’t going to be crawling up my ass every five minutes to either drag me away to waste an hour two-manning a fifteen minute one-man job or to pitch a glitchfit that I’m not doing a handful of arbitrary things the way he wants me to do on no other justification than “because I said so”. Plus, I’ve put it to both my boss and the principal that I am ready and willing to do any extra tasks on the side they have for me that are within my capabilities.

(Considering I lost an hour and a half of worktime today due to the meeting and still managed to finish everything and lock up at my regularly scheduled time, I think they have plenty of reason to believe I can do more than just the bare minimum job.)

Downside is I’ll be taking my lunch in a different location for the foreseeable future and there’s a slight chance that, if they decide I’m full of shit--which I’ve made it abundantly clear that I stand fully 100% behind my accusations, I had no need to make up nonsense considering the lengths this shitstain goes to be an asshole, and i’d be willing to fucking testify in court if I have to in order to make them understand I’m not lying--I may get either reprimanded or let go. With that said, they did mention they’ve had no complaints about any of my rooms, and that such a thing is apparently rather rare, so they might at least be a bit wary of canning someone who by all other accounts has proven to be a model school board employee whose only fault is I’m too helpful.

For now, though, I’m going to stop devoting any more energy to thinking about this nonsense. Or try to, anyway. I’m still employed, the assbasket’s being looked into, and I finally have him off my back for once. Now I can only cross my fingers and hope the other two that I made mention of are willing to speak up; the rest is out of my hands.

Not bad considering I’ve been awake since 11 AM Wednesday.

[smithy-will-eat-your-babies]

tumblr seems to be having another glitchfit so if we’re mutuals ny’all can ask for my twitter, line, and discord

[penniesfortheferryman]

@glitchfit  replied to your post “@glitchfit replied to your photo “FUCKING FINALLY FOUND ‘EM.”why the...”

I LITERALLY have 16. I suppose it's normal if you level up/catch a bunch of Pokemon but GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY someone is doing /very/ good

Well I mostly play it when I am on my way to and from work and I catch all Pokemon I see, even very common ones so I can level up and hatch all my eggs. I’m almost lvl 2 tho, so that something XD

[whiteblondewashout]

It was such an agonisingly normal day, Quinn thought as he turned the key in their patrol car. Average morning, the weather he’d come to expect, and another waste-of-space passive sitting in his passenger seat.

“You smoke?” He turned to ask him, sticking a cigarette in his own mouth and offering the pack over to the man, who merely shook his head and kept staring blankly out of the window. Of course not.

They hadn’t been driving for long, out into the bare expanse of the desert that Quinn was truly sick of seeing, until he turned into the nearby junkyard, yawning and leaning against the door to push it open as he pulled the car to a stop. “M’gonna go check it out, stay here if you want.” He said to the other drac, smoke floating from his lips as he talked. “There’s usually only, like, one or two here.”

Drawing his gun, Quinn stepped out onto the dusty ground, pushing his mask off his face to tone down the heat. Of course, such an aggressively standard patrol would have to be tied in with the typical heatwaves in the nuclear wasteland - what else was to be expected?

Certainly not a tall, dirty, blonde chick rooting through a scrapped car, that was for sure.

“Shit,” Quinn grinned crookedly, holding his gun up as he walked over, looking her up and down with wide eyes. “What’s the catch? Don’t tell me, you’re a lesbian, right? Oh--I mean apart from being a rat, obviously.” He held up his free hand is an ironic surrender. “Is that it? You’re a dyke?”

[actualliam]

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[swampseer]

can you use the large jar of pain salve for headaches as well? or are they different formulas

They’re slightly different. The pain salve will take the edge off but the temple rub is designed to work more aromatically so it works double time to sooth your headache. You can always try it! I’ve done it and it’s about 1/2 the effect of the temple rub for me.

[penniesfortheferryman]

@glitchfit replied to your photo “FUCKING FINALLY FOUND ‘EM.”

why the hell do you have so much stardust what the fuck

Is it not normal to have that much?

[kingxfthejungle-blog]

@glitchfit called for the king

“You do not belong here.” The king growled as he prowled closer to the other, keeping his entire body close to the ground. He knew the other could see him but stalking was still instinct to him.

[actualliam]

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WARNING: epilepsy danger