#5k

[beardedmrbean]

[abraxas-calibrator]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[stevenrogered]

Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once 

[enderman]

[voyagerprobe]

mr krabs's license to kill expires tomorrow

[artificialverse]

Other Companies trying to stay relevant: *post a tweet or tiktok three weeks late*

Tumblr: *designs and markets a vanilla extract water bottle in 2–3 days*

[spamtons]

look at noelle and achieve true enlightenment

[abracadaze]

"whats the point of transitioning if you aren't dysphoric” what’s the point of eating a burger if you’re not starving to death. it looks yummy bitch

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[abraxas-calibrator]

[gloww0rms]

the fool & death (straight up) - click for higher quality on mobile!!

[lesbiacebian]

maybe i’m just a commie but i think people shouldn’t be at risk of homelessness if they’re in between jobs

[seven-oh-four]

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

[parotcardsroxy]

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab