#glorpngo

[glorpngo]

Bogos binted. 👽

HELLO !! THIS IS A YUM ZLURPIE BLOG. 🛸

Tags I’ll use - #ask blog #yumzlurpie #glorpngo #regretevator

You may use ANY PRONOUNS, XE/XEM INCLUDED. 🛸

FEEL FREE TO ASK ANYTHING, JUST NOTHING WEIRD. 👽

“ I’m zo excited to meet you guyz. “ - 👽🛸

[themostsilliest-person]

just to remind or avoid confusion, i own all these blogs LOL

@parano1ddetective @drivethru-guy @glorpngo @two-stud-invasion @splits-ville

[parano1ddetective]

Asks are officially closed for now. I’m at my breaking point and need a little break.

EDIT (again) I will begin answering asks again: @drivethru-guy @two-stud-invasion @glorpngo due to getting proper rest last night

Any questions or things you wanna say, please PLEASE visit @themostsilliest-person

Edit 2: If you want to keep contact, message me for my discord, I’m active on that app.

OOC

[yum-zlurplie]

"Wait there are two of us now?"

@glorpgo-zlurplie

three, actually. (@glorpngo)

[thekubekat]

I DO!! YOU JUST GO *directions to glorpngo here*!!

O-OH ALRIGHT ILL BE BACK EM!

W- wait what do I do while you're gone?!

UHHH TAKE CARE OF THE CAT? ALRIGHT GOTTA GO!

[unpleasant-angel]

Not sure what you’ll pay in, but she’s at the glorpngo. She’s in good hands, BUT the person handling her is pretty freaked out. That person would be her childhood best friend, Roy. Miché might head over, but I’m worried about him getting there. Perhaps you should stop him and instead go yourself, that or reassure him she’s in good hands.

(The gradient hands the anon several pieces of... soggy chips.) paid in fanum tax here you go i am an honest gradient :)

and i see no problem in miche going there to help so i dont know what you mean by i should stop him but i'll keep an eye out on things probably

[jakeainthere]

REALLY NEEDED TO MAKE A PINNED POST FOR TUMBLR SORRY GUYS

Hey! I'm JakeAintHere, and I'm a post-hardcore musician from the southern part of the East Coast (aka hell)! I set up this Tumblr in 2022, but now that Elon's killing Twitter, I'm gonna see if I can try to be more active here than on there.

You want to hear the trash I make? Here: https://soundcloud.com/okutoringu (or) https://jakeainthere.bandcamp.com

I'm actively working on my first album "The Storm," which is my own attempt at exploring concept albums and the funny metalcore genre known as electronicore!

Basic interaction criteria. Lightheartedness is in good fun, but don't be a dick. Also note that I'm 15 (16 on April 3, 2025), so if your a porn/NSFW/fetish account, please step out the door. Your content is not wanted here for several reasons.

I like to interact with roleplay-based ask blogs when I'm on here (hi @glorpngo ), so do expect some of that here.

Got a question about me, my work, or anything else? Drop it in my ask box! It's free, and you can always go anonymous in case you're concerned about your privacy! I won't be a dicknose!

Also, I have a Linktree if you want to find me elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/jakeainthere

[glorpngo]

-A cloaked figure entered the store, looking around before walking up to the counter and clearing their throat.-

"Excuse me."

“ Hell0! Do you need zomething, zir? ”

[glorpngo]

“ This place haz been empty lately. If only I can zee more people or thiz… zo-called ‘azkz’? ” —🛸

ASKS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!! ^_^

[glorpngo]

“ I mizz zeeing people. i rlly wanna anzwer questionz. . ! ”—🛸

[glorpngo]

H E Y

what do you think of SwibbleDib

“ SwiddleDib iz a good worker!! They do their job zo well, and in general during breakz, they’re actually a cool perzon to hangout with outzide of work! ^_^ ”—🛸

[glorpngo]

uhhh yeah can i get a boggle jetful with a um uhhhhh a coolio toolio

do you accept visa

“ What’z viza.. overall, yez! ”—🛸

[glorpngo]

*sprays u with water

“ EUGH. Hey!! ”

[glorpngo]

Steals your batter

“ Banned. ”—🛸

[glorpngo]

Can I haz a hug? 3:

“ Of courze!! Gonna have to pick me up though! I’m inzanely zhort! ”

[glorpngo]

It makes me happy to see blogs for Yum. They're one of my favorites and I feel like people don't give them enough love.

How's business? No more stolen batter or awful kitties? I promise I'm not an awful kitty..

REALREWLEEA REALL /pos /ooc

“ Buzinezz iz going great! Nobody haz ztolen a batter ever zince. ^^ ”