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hallo ^_^

"Wait there are two of us now?"

@glorpgo-zlurplie

three, actually. (@glorpngo)

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*sprays u with water

“ EUGH. Hey!! ”

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(Moff sat behind one of the shelves, quietly messing with a coolio toolio. Their pupils were extremely dilated, and their antenna were pointed back and flopped against their head.)

(Despite there being dead silence, they eventually gave an explanation as to why they were just sitting there.)

"The elevator was too loud and I got overwhelmed."

~ @theweirdmothcreature

“ Oh, that’z fine! You’re welcome to ztay with me and Swibble. ”—🛸

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Steals your batter

“ Banned. ”—🛸

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Bro got them tbh creature eyes

“ Mmmaybe zo! ”—🛸

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just to remind or avoid confusion, i own all these blogs LOL

@parano1ddetective @drivethru-guy @glorpngo @two-stud-invasion @splits-ville

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Can I haz a hug? 3:

“ Of courze!! Gonna have to pick me up though! I’m inzanely zhort! ”

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It makes me happy to see blogs for Yum. They're one of my favorites and I feel like people don't give them enough love.

How's business? No more stolen batter or awful kitties? I promise I'm not an awful kitty..

REALREWLEEA REALL /pos /ooc

“ Buzinezz iz going great! Nobody haz ztolen a batter ever zince. ^^ ”

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no!

@yourliegegnarpingtonzipperzop

Oh iz thiz a zip through we have theze on garz, though far fazter and more advanced! Do you have any glorpnorpz perchance? - @yourliegegnarpingtonzipperzop

….Uhm.

Gonna have to ask Yum Zlurpie but I don’t think they like you.

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helloo ^_^

REALLY NEEDED TO MAKE A PINNED POST FOR TUMBLR SORRY GUYS

Hey! I'm JakeAintHere, and I'm a post-hardcore musician from the southern part of the East Coast (aka hell)! I set up this Tumblr in 2022, but now that Elon's killing Twitter, I'm gonna see if I can try to be more active here than on there.

You want to hear the trash I make? Here: https://soundcloud.com/okutoringu (or) https://jakeainthere.bandcamp.com

I'm actively working on my first album "The Storm," which is my own attempt at exploring concept albums and the funny metalcore genre known as electronicore!

Basic interaction criteria. Lightheartedness is in good fun, but don't be a dick. Also note that I'm 14 (15 on April 3, 2024), so if your a porn/NSFW/fetish account, please step out the door. Your content is not wanted here for several reasons.

I like to interact with roleplay-based ask blogs when I'm on here (hi @glorpngo ), so do expect some of that here.

Got a question about me, my work, or anything else? Drop it in my ask box! It's free, and you can always go anonymous in case you're concerned about your privacy! I won't be a dicknose!

Also, I have a Linktree if you want to find me elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/jakeainthere

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Rahhh !!! Wutz Ur fav soda at Glorp n Go ?? ^_^

“ My own! “—🛸

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do you ever feel like turret joey deserves more attention

“ Yez, of courze !! “—🛸

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Why did you move to earth?

" thought it'd be an opportunity to ztart zomething new..! " -🛸

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“ Uh.. wut? ” —🛸

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meow

“meow” but instead he said it in his alien voice.

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what is your personal opinion on fleshcousin

“ A little odd! Not weird but.. a little odd! In fact, I’m kinda concerned. . ”—🛸

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wowie gacha

He observed the poster, taking note of it and being aware.

-A cloaked figure entered the store, looking around before walking up to the counter and clearing their throat.-

"Excuse me."

“ Hell0! Do you need zomething, zir? ”