#gmm 1264

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Hmmmm

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And here we have possibly the most charming dad head bob ever documented [x]

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The Best (Friends) Cooking Show (GMM #1264.2)

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may something 2day make u as happy as rehtt was when he realized post toasties malonies knows his last name  *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧💕

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Episode Commentary: GMM #1264

Welcome to the seventeenth installment of my GMM Episode Commentary! Just gonna be my thoughts on the episode every day.

Guest(s): Post Malone

Guest’s Claim to Fame: Rapper

Segments Appeared: One (1264.1), Three (1264.3), and Four (1264.4)

Segment One:

♡ Rhett was right; I’m a Little Teapot was awesome. Full-length track on iTunes, please. 

♡ “It’s not like he’s not right here.” I’m not referring to Post Malone obviously, but I’d be worried about doing anything when the actual person was sitting right there. It’d be slightly (understatement) nerve-wracking if some famous singer was there and I sang their song for whatever reason. I’d be so paranoid about doing it justice.

♡ Is the beginning of that backing track for Hush Little Baby “I Love Rock and Roll” or…?

♡ Link doing Beastie Boys just sounds like Link doing Clown Shark.

Segment Two:

♡ “Can I eat this? Cause I like to eat the raw stuff.” Me with cookie dough, cake batter, brownie batter… Meanwhile, my mom is in the background nagging me about “raw egg, Catie. It’s not good for you!” When has anybody ever gotten salmonella from raw egg? People literally drink them straight all the time. 

♡ “I’ll hold the sharp thing.” THANK YOU. 

♡ Great, now I want ten.

Segment Three:

♡ “Postpone Malone.” Yes, Link. I, too, repeat things in an incredulous tone when they baffle me.

Segment Four:

♡ I want these even more than the Slim Jim churros. And these wouldn’t even typically be appealing to me. I’ve really gotta stop watching the food segments while I’m menstruating jfc.

♡ “These are too phallic to dink.”

♡ Spooky stuff. Spooky things. Not spooky shit. We don’t curse on camera. I’m sure you were told because filming started. Tho I’m surprised it only happened once. But also it definitely wasn’t an accident. Some people have done it by accident but this was not that. Off brandddddd. 

Miscellaneous:

♡ The Grandmaster Flash shirt! We haven’t seen that in a while.

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Post Malone Nursery Rhyme Raps -  Could Yeezy rapping "Mary Had A Little Lamb" lull your baby to sleep? Post Malone joins us for the ultimate rap battle as we remix your favorite nursery rhymes. GMM #1264.1 Watch Part 2: https://youtu.be/uP9YJ06eK34

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Serve that tea, Rhett [x]

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Magnetic connection (GMM #1264.3)

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Consider the churro.

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I don't listen to rap really ever, so I had no idea who Post Malone was, but he seemed to have a lot of fun and so did the boys. Rhett was freaking amazing today, his voice was like butter ❤️

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