#gmm rhink 2218

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wild implication that rhett saw his taint

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OH COME ON NOW ‘wE oNlY pLaY wItH tHe TeNsIoN fOr ThE sHoW’, my a**

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Loving Him Was Red (Vines). 

This. Is. Everything.

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Y’ALL I AM NOT EVEN 5 MIN IN WTF IS THIS ROM COM-ESQUE SHENANIGANS

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Y’all...this ep...I CANNOT.

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OH SO NO PEANUT BUTTER BUT LICORICE IS ALLOWED?!?! 

Help 🙃

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This episode was positively bonkers. (I know I’m posting it quite a bit late but I save my screenshots as myreactionatthetimeofwatching.png lmao XD)

I actually thought he meant Jessie, as it Rhett’s wife at first and nearly had a whole a** existential crisis about Hot Wheels cars and symbolism. 

Drawing attention to that car with your black-ring-on-the-right-ring-finger-pineapple-loving-red-Adirondak-chair-having hand I see ;)

...Uh yeah Rhett, I’m pretty sure he did see it...why are you trying to draw his attention there? HMMM?

RHETT, you already told him twice The fact that this is like, half a step away from, “LINK, LOOK AT MY LITTLE RHETT DICKLAUGHLIN.” 

O.O

LIKE WTF EVEN WAS THIS, AM I GONNA GET SOME KIND OF LIKE, GUIDELINES WARNING ABOUT THIS?!?! (Also look at the way Rhett’s beautiful curls are pressed to Link’s cheek, and the way Rhett’s eyes have darkened as he attempts to keep his face expressionless while *THIS* is going on behind him?!?!)

I could just slap a different logo on here and it would look sus af lmao XD

SPIDERMAN KISS ;-; 

His hand like immediately jolted outward towards Rhett to protect his head ;-; PLS 

WHY WAS HE CRADLING RHETT’S HEAD AND TALKING TO HIM SO GENTLY HERE?!?!

OMFG I CANT BREATHE

BITING A NAPKIN SO I DON’T SCREAM AND WAKE MY NEIGHBORS

...well this is certainly an image. >.>

EVEN THE CLOSED CAPTIONS ARE LIKE--

Now the ‘throwing the ball at each other’s junk’ game just seems like par for the course...

HOT WHEELS LEADING THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

‘This is my best friend, Rhett!’ ;-;

He wanted everyone to acknowledge Rhett’s victory ;-; 

WTF WAS UP WITH THIS LINGERING, SWINGING HAND HOLD?!?! WE ARE NOT EVEN 5 MIN IN YET?!?!

...what’s he wearing underneath exactly? 0.0

ONCE AGAIN, am I even allowed? Should I go? And leave you two alone? (The little criss cross pattern where the “zipper” would be, jfc). 

YOU CANT SAY THAT WHILE WEARING THOSE SHORTS LINK!

I feel like I’ve read this fic before...

OMFG I FULL ON COVERED MY FACE AT THIS PART :LDKJS:LFKJ:LKSJD:FKSF:JKWERJKEWL:XJLKL

I AM YELLING WHY TF IS THIS JUST BASICALLY SOFT CORE ADULT HUGGING?!?!?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

wE jUsT pLaY wItH tHe TeNsIoN fOr ThE ShOw.

Oh yes this is *ONLY* for *MY* benefit. 

This would make for an interesting game of clothing removal poker if ya know what I mean ;) 

Is this them being like “write us like one of your ‘not like the other girls’ OTPs on AO3?” o.o

If my enjoyment of this as fan gives ya’ll the excuse to flirt with each other, then I am *here* for you. 

More like eating my a**.

WTF WTF

THE MAN WENT ALL IN PEOPLE!!! 

If his hand was on the back of his head, I would have legit fainted. 

Legit tho, how is this any different from candy l*ngerie from Spencer’s?

Is...he noting this based on feel or taste?

RHETT JUST GO SO GIGGLY HERE OMFL:WJKE:WE: <3

...uh, where all exactly were you putting your tongue sir? o.o

SHUT UP I CANNOT EVEN MAKE AN S F W COMMENT ON THIS SLKDJF:DLSKJ

NICE LEGS, DAISY DUKES, MAKES A MAN GO

Well I was gonna say “flower crow on the bottom” but-- 

:SLKDJF:LSDKJF:S

OH MY LAWD HOW IS THIS NOT GME?!?!

A bouquet of euphemisms. 

...I mean....he’s not wrong lmao

When you smack your bff right in the daisy chain.   

Can you say C B T? XD

THAT CAN BE FLOWERED ARRANGED. (But like...why though? HMMMM?)

DO I SENSE SOME DEFLECTION OVER HERE? ;) 

<3 <3 <3 

O.o Uhmmmm

Why was this your first thought about the wind chimes skirt? 

...what...am I EVEN WATCHING RN?!?!

Imagine going to the gardening section of your local Home Depot and this is what you see. 

...you what?

Always making sure to get consent! <3 

And yet Link made no move to get away because he trusts Rhett that much ;-;

OMFG THE WHOOPS FROMT THE CREW

...HE WHAT NOW?!?! IS HE PULLING ON LINK’S...WIND CHIME?!?!

OMFG HE ACTUALLY TOOK OFF HIS--WELL ONE OF HIS--BUT STILL?!?!

The man didn’t even hesitate. Switch energy per my headcanon lmao. 

On today’s GMM, Rhett gives link a b*** j** but it’s not what you think. 

I LEGIT LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG XD

Is he even your bff if you’re not the leaf blower wind beneath his wind chimes?

Oh god not the *thrusting.*

This hotness...illegal. 

This hotness is also illegal. 

Whew...this ep was one of those times where it’s like...am I...am I really seeing what I think I am seeing right here in front of my salad?

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HE SPOKE TO HIM SO GENTLY AS WELL I JUST ;-; 

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