#god i lvoe vex

[trckstergods]

Percy: demon possessed, murder by the dozen, leaking smoke from every pore

Vex: I'm gonna sleep with him

Vax: I mean. You don't have to.

Vex: nah I'm gonna

[arodrwho]

critrole 2.63 lb

reverse-dubbing indeed

o good thinking nott, yes, good, i hadn’t thought of that

solid plan cad

s..sam..... your fLASK

“lUXon be praiseD,,,” this poor guy

“we didn’t have breakfast” cad i love you

they’re explaining so bADLY

“we should back up a little bit--we--we met up at a circus” nOTT

beau i love & am so proud of you, you’re doing SO GOOD

“they’ve been assigned as your wards” hm

“trust that we do have military advisers” oof that’s embarrassing beau

but! you are trying! i am proud of you

“what can you tell me about these scourgers” “caleb” oh boy “caleb--caleb would know” oh boy.

oh dang u just straight-up told her

“one moment, please” “oh, 8( sorry. i thought u’d finished ur point” “:( i hadn’t :(” i love......caleb & beau

“i’m terrified i’m gonna run into this bitch in an elevator” beau i love you

“what if she kills me, what if she finds out” beau. i love, you,,

i lvoe jester

BEAU LORE

jester..............

yASHA CAN AFFORD HER ARM BRACERS!!

--yeah what jester said!!

du na manCY

goddammit.

int1

thAnk u fjord

“hummin a lil tune” u & music lately fjord, are u lookin to go bard or what

oh man this plan is going just like. so bad

they rly should’ve accepted help probably i’m worried they’re gonna miss the ppl going into the shop at all

ok cool they saw the goblin that’s sth

oh GOOD job jester i love u

u sound of vex

oh hot dang. good luck nott

nott’s gonna die

“you may reply to thIS message” he love he friend, mimckES

nott’s gonna DIE

OH GOOD horse things

nott................................................

ou cH. dragonborn dead. that! sucks!

jeeeeeeeez

man what if this isn’t even the meeting they THOUGHT it was gonna be

“orphanmaker” ohhh boy

fjord has counterspell?????????????

oh god please please PLE A  S E

20? is that enough? please???????

YE A   H

god i’m full of so much fear

oh jeez oh jeez oh jeez

WHO IS THAT GUY.

[dalek voice] EX-PLAIN.

go jester!!!

“yasha..............” “stop. fucking. hitting me.” “......eep!” i love

oof bad luck fjord

fuck! shit! balls! the dude is gone!!

“am i allowed to reply???” that’s AUTISTIC good job i love you

don’t KILL him if he dies and the guy gets away y’all got fuckin nothin

“orphanmaker...i’ve heard of you” oh jeez

i kneeeeew it was a disguise

“you’re a legend” oooooof

y’ALL now u don’t even have any WITNESSES what were u THINKING

tHANK you caduceus.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh never minD

i appreciate that u did try to be nonlethal & i am sorry that it did not work.

the goblin & bugbear are going to be useless

we needed one of the other people

god.

they’re all gonna goddamn die.

50 fuckin platinum, jeez

y’all please. follow the fucker, please

i am screaming,,

:(((((((((((((((((((((

okay he’s in the ghostlands i guess i understand not following, but like, please for the love of fuck can you follow anyway

the episode is gonna end soon and i am gonnaaaaaa die

GUYS hurry UP

you keep TALKING and not MOVING i’m STRESSED

uGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ooooooooooooo jester what a NEAT idea

“i know you, but i appreciate your attempt at deception. if you are intent on following, come north” huh. that’s weird, why the invitation

“bring her”

oh god THAT’S why the invitation

u want YASHA

NO!!!!!!!!!!

in conclusion AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[gengarnips-fr]

Drunk Lair Review: Feliciano

HI FIRST OF ALL CRTIICAL ROLE IS MY LIFE AND I WOULD DIE FOR VOX MACHINA SO THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY AGAIN LOOKING AT YOUR LAIR @shinyflareon also pokemon is my life so thanks youve taken every fandom that i lvoe and i love you thanks

Also Vax, Grog, and Scanlan were my faves. I cried when the shit with Tiberius went down.... I cant wait to see what Mercer cooks up for this next campaign!!!! And, as much as I could write about Vax and Vex for as long as I live, I want to pick some of your other dragons to discuss! I actually have Vex and Vax siblings of my own but that’s my little secret ;)

First off, we need to talk about Aria. Your Progenitor, im thinking? Shes a Gen 1 Tundra with some GOOD ASS COLORS HOLY SMOKES. Cornflower/Navy/Sapphire is NO JOKE. If you ever do gene her, I want to see how she turns out! Because she has great potential! I also think that her apparel is dynamite perfection and I adore it. It accentuates her blues without being overwhelming. And im also a slut for the flame apparel. Or the ghost apparel. Whatever they called it when it was released. Its still some of my favorite shit. And you paired it so well with the twilight oracle guise! I didn’t realize it fit so well! I LOVE IT. I don’t know what direction you want to take with her lore (or even if you do anything lore wise) but I could see her being a really powerful mage matriarch, especially with that cool ass apparel!

Next is Rainier, who (even for me, choosing two tundras? Holy shit look at me being diverse I swear to god I don’t usually pick so many of the same species and yet look) stole my heart in one beat. I looked at him and knew he was a knight and a boy I could trust. Like a Jon Snow figure. Like whenever I hear Rainier, I think of Dragon Age Inquisition! I don’t know if you’ve played any of those games but holy shite I see you with the Blackwall reference. Like, he’s blackwall, but young, and sexy. Maybe. HES WHATEVER YOU WANT HIM TO BE. I see that he’s Aria’s son so I totally endorse the Knight-enchanter message. He could even be a mage! I just got the knight vibes from the DAI reference. IN ANY CASE, another great use of apparel because I love silks and the white mage’s coat pairs nicely!!

Alright now we’re getting into some bright ass, beautiful ass territory. Lyca is super hot fire, love her, id date her. Maybe. Gold is so AMAZING, especially with Poison and Toxin. I love black and gold. Together. On a dragon. And in life. Any huge contrast that looks good has an A in my book. And again, this apparel choice? Phenomenal. Now Lyca as a name sounds short for Lycan, so a potential werewolf in the ranks would stir up some drama ;D but if youre not into that, she would also be a wonderful clan beauty or clan healer or something. Just with that Light flight for some clan lore? I love it. I think I have a Gen 1 somewhere in my lair that’s the clan “beauty”, as in she’s famous for being beautiful and has many suitors across the land. And then I absolutely destroyed her face literally in her lore, so now she wears a mask. Im a sucker for great tragedy.

Okay now we’re getting to some spicy gals. Nightclaw has the most excellent use of the healer’s apparel that ive seen. And im not being dramatic out of alcohol or anything. I’m serious. She has the best apparel use ive seen with black and orange. Again, the contrast is so powerful and wonderful. I LOVE FIRE IM A FIRE CLAN IM SORRY. I haven’t used the healer’s apparel yet, even though in my lore (headcannons lets be honest) I have at least two or three clan healers. So I need to get gud is really what im saying. You NAILED IT. As a fire clan I endorse this message and I want a fierce wildclaw lady to sew me up and tell me I did a good job in the arena. MAKE HER STRONG AND GOOD.

For the last dragon, I actually had a hard time choosing, because I love what you did with so many of your dragons, but I decided to choose an unexpected candidate! I really like Kirunai, surprisingly enough. I’m not a huge water clan, OBVIOUSLY, but I adore how his accent works with his colors. It makes me want to try and find a dragon just like him to have for myself. And if I covet someone elses dragon, then I think that’s a success. Look at that OPAL. OPAL IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE GENES THANKS. I don’t care if its expensive. Because its wonderful and it can save any tert. Also abyss just owns my heart. I love abyss and I love darker colors that make a statement. I’d love to see some lore about him where hes a deep sea fisherman or hes some sort of water mage. Something that really seals the deal. WHAT IF HES A MER-DRAGON?? WHO KNOWS im sure you have plenty of ideas, but hey. Just know youre doing good and your lair is so cute I love it!!!

Thank you so much for sharing your lair and I loved everyone! Like I said, it was hard to choose, because I found quite a few dragons that I sincerely enjoyed. Take care and have fun :D