Tbh, feeling like I should say it -- I apologize so much that I am so slow and because of that I less interacting with you all. I promise that I will reply to everyones threads <33
Wanderer, ever the little rascal, pulls several Hershey Kisses out of his pockets… then gives you the tenderest of kisses on the forehead. Bonus points if he has to get on tiptoe a little bit.
OH HE WOULD DO THAT, THE LITTLE SHIT--
He'd probably kiss me while I'm staring at the Hershey Kisses he dropped in my hand, trying not to laugh because it is genuinely funny. We're actually around the same height but imagining him having to get on his tiptoes is KILLING ME--
I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"