#goldenboisoysauce

[softly-mossy]

a tulip for Webb..... 🌷

fav flower and color...OBVIOUSLY webb likes purple. he's required to by law. as for flowers, I'd say pussy willows. he heard the story of how they got their namesake and liked it very much :]

[rip20thcharacter]

hello!

i haven't posted here in 5 years. but due to the current situation of Tumblr I'm taking measures to protect my old art.

I have moved to @goldenboisoysauce

I am also on Mastodon and Bluesky, links in pinned post on my current blog.

this post will be queued to be posted 3 times day

[goldenboisimsauce]

hi hellooo I'm no longer active in the simblr community, now I enjoy games like Warframe, Project Zomboid,, Rimworld,,, Kenshi.. all the games I pretty much tried to recreate in the Sims with a butt load of mods lol. You should totally check out PZ tho if you enjoy the Sims 1 aesthetic and tried making a zombie apocalypse in the Sims 3 like I did LMAO. Rimworld has just as much drama in the shape of a lil orbs, so while it's not aesthetically like the Sims it definitely has the chaos and dark humour, with a scifi twist. Warframe is just a doll dress up shooter and that's why I live for it. Kenshi is the save you had where u tried to make Oasis Landing an apocalyptic wasteland...

There are stories to be made else where for me. I'll always cherish the Sims for getting me into gaming and encouraging my creativity. Now I'm gaining confidence in 3D modelling to make my own characters, this way I don't have to keep fighting a poorly optimised game, or keep putting money in EA's pockets.

Thanks for having me Simblr! My content and blog will still remain just in case you want old CC I've made, or to read my old silly stories. You can even reupload my CC and alter it, credit is preferred but not necessary. But I'm moving on to other things, unfollowing other simblrs, and will keep chasing my creativity on my main blog @goldenboisoysauce. Farewell for now!

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

Can I draw Bee(pboop)? Like as fan art? She has my heart

Omg I would love that so much! I’m so happy that you like her 💜

[toxoplasmajuice]

nobody replies (2020)

yes, i am going to keep making this style of reply post until the day i die. and you know why? because you guys are funnier than i am

@harmoniouspixels​ replied to your photo “Rusty made macaroni and cheese.”

Honestly a big pot of mac and cheese sounds really good rn

fuck now i want some as i’m making this reply post at 10:30 PM

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Orange started crying. Rusty paid attention to him after she finished...”

[Simblr voice] *sniffles* What a great mom omg ��

love that bare minimum :’)

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Rusty ordered a whole pizza from the bartender.”

Put those townies away they have Far Too Much Personality for this whole thing

tom wordy, i think: *dancing on the counter*

the narrator of this challenge:

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Rusty tried to hide in her refrigerator.”

Mood (also Rusty this isn't Camisade get out of the fridge before you freeze to death)

hahaha... freezing... that’s like, the opposite of what--

@goldenboisoysauce​ replied to your photoset “Rusty ate a single slice of pizza before she and Apollo both left the...”

APOLLO?? BLOOM?? ANOTHER PERSON PLAYING WITH APOLLO BLOOM??

goldenboisoysauce replied to your photoset “Rusty ate a single slice of pizza before she and Apollo both left the...”

Oh black widow challenge ur gonna fuckin kill him dear god

knowing how this save ended i cackled irl when i saw these replies

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Rusty ate shit.”

The deadpan delivery here of "Rusty ate shit." is k*lling me omg algjklk

simply reporting on the facts in this challenge!

goldenboisoysauce replied to your photoset “Rusty and Apollo had their first kiss.”

She gonna eat him

it took me embarrassingly long to realize that the joke here was that rusty had the very hungry speech bubble floating over her dfghdfkhg

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Rusty finally got to eat her salad. Apollo read a book titled, Do I...”

Big mood honestly

I Wish I Didn’t Exist

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “They proceeded to have a completely casual conversation because I...”

It's a good thing he's turned around otherwise TitBot would've come down on him

shh its ok his nipples are male-presenting

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “They briefly stopped to argue about conflicting traits, but they got...”

The Sims 3 really does just say "fuck EA, I'm the captain now" and does it's own thing

EA says fuck EA!

@autisticnoravalkyrie​ replied to your photo “Afterwards, Rusty invited Big Hartley to have a water balloon fight...”

VICTIM:

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Afterwards, Rusty invited Big Hartley to have a water balloon fight...”

LSKDLJKG KASPER BEAT ME TO THE JOKE

this is an MMBC, so fortunately, your sim will die

(also kasper’s reply didn’t show up in my notes :/// )

@catallenapapi​ replied to your photo “Murder, obviously. Communication? What’s that?”

:0

:3c

catallenapapi replied to your photoset “Nothing happened here.”

I’m getting serious arg vibes

*runs a whole arg for an april fools joke*

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Murder, obviously. Communication? What’s that?”

alksdjglkjs;adljkg;sd "Divorce? Wuzzat? I have to commit a m*rder if I don't want my husband anymore" -Rusty, apparently

divorce has been made illegal in SimNation in the nobodyverse it’s until death do us part in here

catallenapapi replied to your photoset “Rusty ate shit.”

we love her lack of energy. yes queen give us nothing

me @ myself

catallenapapi replied to your photoset “They got married in the kitchen.”

“They went to the wedding venue” followed by “they got married in the kitchen” is peak 2020 stay at home vibes

king and queen of social distancing

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “It’s at this moment that Rusty realized she didn’t think her...”

Is she. Is she going to k*ll her child too

NOOOOO :(

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Wasn’t there a smoke detector there a second ago?”

Oh shit :eyes:

rusty: *slaps the smoke detector off the wall* what?

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Here’s where, suddenly hit with the realizations that everything she’d...”

All of this has me alkgjsdjlkgg (also big swaths of text, in this rather mundane story? It's more likely than you think)

Just Reporting On The Facts Here! there are many facts. this is not prose. that encourages character development

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “Rusty caught on fire.”

I really am going to be sad over this pudding pixel's d*ath, huh

im sorry i made u stan rusty nobody only to lead her to her doom (supposedly)

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “The flames consumed her.”

F... :pensive:

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “As the flames died down, the Grim Reaper showed up to take Rusty’s...”

Ohhh it's a d*ath type to match her colors (but still, F...)

OH MY GOD IT IS also i read this reply wrong over and over until i got to it on this very reply post... i thought you were shocked that ghosts are color coded and i was gonna be like “jack didnt you do three mmbcs? how do u not know this” then i realized what you actually meant and that i am the dumbass

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “But as he did, a sentence flashed in his mind– “This is not a Murder...”

HELLO?????

:3c

harmoniouspixels replied to your photo “With her second chance at life, she abandoned Bridgeport, carrying...”

What. A. Ride. Goodbye, Rusty (and Orange). You may be missed

love the uncertainty behind “you may be missed” rather than “you will be missed” like will they REALLY be missed? probably not

[okruee]

Does johnny vape

he has a vape review youtube channel called johnnyvapes

[kosmokhaos]

Kosmo I came back to TS3 but idk what the fuck I'm doing anymore. What's the NUMBER 1 thing you cant live without in the game besides from HQ Mods and sliders 😭😭😭 please help my sims 4 detox

Makeup to add details to their faces...and skins 😂😂😂

[catboydivorce]

last night me and @goldenboisoysauce​ went to The End so i turned on mob griefing so the endermen could build. i told him to remind me to turn it off once we get back to the overworld and well it seems we both forgot.

it used to look like this lol

[theterribletenno]

@goldenboisoysauce I TAKE IT BACK THIS IS THE MOST CURSED TAKE

[kosmokhaos]

Bruh I tried to type in /tagged/model on desktop a few days ago and nothing showed up and I couldn't show ur sims off to a friend of mine and I died inside. Also wtf is up gURL

Do it from here lmao 😂😂😂😂http://kosmokhaos.tumblr.com/tagged/model

[kosmokhaos]

DM Sim tiddis

RHDFGHNFGN YOU CHANGED YOUR URL! Here are tiddis for yew

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[kosmokhaos]

@goldenboisoysauce LMAO I LOVE YOU WUY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!

I’m going to have to post him now