#goobergrape

[tuxedo-floracat]

my leap day xyy is fully gened and grown up.... behold.....

GOOBER GRAPE !!!!

[illeity]

how you feel about all these anti-gg guys being outed as poervs?

[Matthew 23: 1-15, 27-28]

[expletivelyedible]

#expletively_edible #expletivelyedible #goobergrape #peanutbutterandgrapejelly #childhoodmemories #deliciousspread #losangeles1991 #disneylandtrip @smuckersbrand (at Potts Point, New South Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/CA2Fj08D4fp/?igshid=1b2zqa3drlkye

[charredasperity]

Me: Videogame sucks

Some fucko who still users the goobergrape hashtag: Yeah!

Me: You suck also

[angrygrape1337]

A fitting Halloween Tribute to the greatest lolcow that is Dobson, I bring you...the first Mo Dao Zu Shi reference. In this case, Dobson is the Grandmaster of Demonic Inflation.

I’m continuing the theme of Dobson and what he deems “non-threatening effeminate types.” As you can see with Link from Ocarina of Time:

Everyone thinks Dobson exclusively hates dudebros and ultra-masculine type of guys (like Kenshiro, Duke Nukem, and many others), but this year I just realized, he also hates these Metrosexual type of guys as well.

I’m no psychologist so you’ll have to take this with a grain of salt, but Dobson is one of those virgins with rage and wants to lose it so badly. Problem is no woman is desperate enough to even consider sleeping with him. So Dobson sees other guys in relationships, he sees ultra masculine dudebros and effeminate guys getting women left and right, and that makes him seethe with rage, because he should be getting it.

So the real reason Dobson was going full goodboy male feminist mode back in 2013 and with Goobergrapes in 2014 is because it’s his last desperate attempt for female attention of any kind. He’s not good-looking, fit, wealthy, or intelligent. The sad thing is that his path to being an incel was all avoidable too if he continued being more artistic, but due to laziness, he’s stuck being an incel forever.

[thehumanarkle]

Just how vegan is this blog?

So, today some random shithead who I blocked but I won’t say their name anyway attacked me today with comments about my being vegan based on a post from earlier that was about, funnily enough, the kind of hate messages I get whenever some hate group like GooberGrape or the Incels discover my existence and see that I mention I’m vegan in my Twitter profile.

Of course, among these comments was the insistence, based off of ONE post, that I’m one of those “can’t go 5 seconds without telling everyone they're vegan” people.

Well, even though they aren’t going to see this, I’m gonna prove them wrong anyway with math. Strap in kids.

For starts, the raw numbers.

I have been running this blog for apporx. 6 years and 3 months. Let’s just round down and say 6 years.

Not including this one, I had 6688 posts.

Of those, doing a search for the word vegan, I got 46 results.

Now, a lot of those posts are just reblogs where I don’t add anything at all, but they are posts where veganism is mentioned at least in passing if not the main thrust of the post, so I’ll count them anyway.

If you only count ones where I, specifically, mention being vegan or vegan food, that number craters, so already the “vegan shitposter” thing is not looking valid.

So, that out of the way, time for mathy goodness.

Out of all the posts I have, precisely 0.687799043062201% of them are about me being a vegan.

Again, not including this one, but I doubt that would skew the results very much.

Also again, this is the percentage of almost 6700 posts, made over the course of 6 years.

Now, 46 divided by 6 is 7.66666667. Again, engaging in some rounding, lets go ahead and just call it 8.

So I average 8 posts about veganism a year.

But let’s do more math. I average 1114 posts a year (1114.66666667 to be more exact). So, 8 is what percentage of 1114? 0.718132854578097% Let’s just call it 0.7.

According to awful anti-vegan lady from this morning, making a Tumblr post about something an average of 0.7% of the time (less when you consider posts that are re-blogged without any comment from me) in a calendar year = “not being able to shut up about it.”

But sure, I’m the “asshole” who “deserved” to be harassed.

[beautybyvic]

@litcosmetics have to be my favourite glitters! Can you tell? 🙊 they are So easy to apply and have such a big selection of colour ✨💎 #beautybyvic #litcosmetics #glitter #goobergrape #afternoondelight #ifeellove #discodiva #oprah #richandfamous #lovemetender