Ooooh for requests: It's very early into their relationship and Google wants to cuddle and be all lovey dovey but the ✨genius super computer✨can't figure out how to ask So in a moment of ✨sheer brilliance✨ he kisses another ego to make Bing jealous and initiate. Truly the shoving a square peg into a round hole of problem solving all true RomComs strive for.
Google was...
What did Bing like to say?
Trying his best.
They'd only been dating a few months now, but really...hardly anything had changed about their dynamic. If anything, Bing seemed even more flustered and nervous around him, and barely seemed capable of even touching Google, let alone initiating anything romantic or heaven forbid sexual. Sure, when Google initiated, gave him a little kiss or even just praised his work, Bing responded well. But he was getting a little tired of dancing around the subject, waiting for Bing to catch up.
So he went to the internet.
And what came up as a great motivator was jealousy.
Google could do jealousy.
So he waited. Waited for his moment, biding his time, until the perfect moment. It was just him and Bing in the living room, Bing watching some reality show while Google tinkered with a small project across his lap. They weren't touching, and it made Google twitch a little with irritation. Surely he wasn't that scary to his boyfriend of all beings. But when he'd gently touched Bing's thigh, rested his hand there a moment, Bing had sparked so violently and flushed such a bright shade of orange, Google had thought he'd broken something. So, no touching.
For now.
Just his luck, the next ego to walk in had been Bim. A more ideal option than some of the others. Bim wasn't paying attention to either of them, talking on the phone and seeming to want to head straight through the living room and into the kitchen.
Google didn't plan on letting him get that far.
Standing up, he carefully moved his project and all the spare pieces to the couch, walked over, grabbed Bim by the collar, and kissed him.
Bim practically shrieked, floundering in his iron grasp, before eventually managing to pull away once Google felt sufficient time had passed. "What the fuck, Google?!" He glanced at his phone, at the now hung-up call, and swore violently. "Great, Alice is going to kill me --" He stormed off immediately, forgetting whatever he was going to do in the kitchen, and already tapping away at his phone.
Google thought it was going to work. In fact, he was smirking when he turned to look at Bing. But then he saw Bing's face...how his boyfriend looked closer to being heartbroken and in tears rather than jealous...and something inside Google twisted up, circuits tangling in knots as it finally got through his supercomputer of a brain that he might've fucked up.
"Bing, I --"
Bing didn't say a word, just stood, and walked out of the room, shoving past Google with a barely disguised sob as the tears started falling. Google grimaced, running a hand through his hair, and swore under his breath.
Fuck.
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Pins!!! 🖤💜💙💚🧡🩷
That’s right everyone! This Feb 1st on my shop I’ll be putting up preorders for Blind Box Pins! If we reach our goal of $1500 then I’ll be able to make this into a reality! :3
What each $25 blind box contains:
- 2 Mark Ego Pins
- 2 Mark Ego Stickers
- 2 Collectible Mark Ego Cards
Emphasis on blind box! I’ll be giving sneak peeks on the box design after the goal is funded! :3
Bundles will also be available! The Special Lovely Bundle will contain 4 Blind Boxes PLUS! 6 Special Mark Ego keychains that will also be available sold separately! But here you can get it at a discount :3
Blind Boxes drop Feb 1st! On 1 pm PST on my shop
Hope to see you all there! 🥰
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Look at these lads! They’re here and ready to find a nice home on your devices or your face. Idk where people put stickers.
$4 and free shipping!
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