#goth ghost cowboys in your area

[phantom--brainz]

HELLO VENTURIANTALE FANDOM

[catastrophic-crisis]

Enjoy fun Halloween costumes this year like:

(characters under cut)

Jupiter: Vampire. Has a one-piece hidden under the costume. Is that blood on your fingers real.

Morgan: Cowboy. Somewhere along the day the hat got switched out for a lightweight witch hat with the biggest brim on this side of All Hallow's Eve. Would make for a very good vampire.

Rem: Goth biker werewolf. The fingerless gloves lead into furry digits. Old shoes were sacrificed to have clawed toes poke out. Seems to have gotten surprisingly into the costume-making, but that could be because most of the outfit might have already been in their closet.

Solomon: He's Saul Goodman this year. After liquid was spilled directly on the crotch area, he's now Sexy Saul Goodman. Good thing he wore good underwear.

Poser: Didn't want to repeat last year (Draculaura) and got it finished late for herself because every fun costume looks too much like something she'd wear normally. Ended up as a rave-themed skele-monster with the furry leg warmers. You know the ones.

'Thae: Michael Myers except the jumpsuit is tied around the waist and the mask is hanging off the hip because it's from the dollar store and it smells inside. Disappointed because Bee did not become a slasher with her.

Bee: a sheet-ghost that she's about to throw off in five seconds to reveal that she has a Bridget cosplay made from a modified store-bought jacket and dress that she's really proud of. The handcuff is cardboard, as the genuine metal one they were going to go with was realized to be a hazard to people around her. 'Thae, who is not a seamstress, helped a lot. Somebody gets hit in the nose with a yo-yo before the end of the night. Her pockets are full of Beyblades. So are 'Thae's. Do you want to duel?

The scientist formerly known as Emery: Her deadpan look and cheap pumpkin-on-springs headband during the day made people think that she was throwing Halloween, but she debuted a veeeery nice headless horseman later in the day. The stick horse looks a little too real... She's already done an on-the-nose Doctor Frankenstein before. She got in the spirit by unleashing two themed monsters, one a flesh-filled walking pumpkin and the other wearing a mascot costume with a big slash in the belly. The latter can actually distribute candy from the gore-hole with a third arm hidden in the suit.

[daisys-gard3n]

I have been trying to keep from embarrassing myself in your asks but like

I can't get my nips pierced because they're too sensitive but that's also a good thing because sensitive nipples 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 I get so embarrassed sometimes because of it but like, thinking of my fos Jojo characters toying with them cause they know I can't handle it is just

Hoo baby

-- Toast

I know exactly three characters that will get you fucked up over

Imagine if thotty capo Bruno Buccellati got ahold of this information - he's going to be teasing you to no end. Like you laying in his lap while watching a movie and he starts to get handsy. You think nothing of it because he's a very affectionate person until his hands ghost under your shirt and start to rub at your nipples. His hot breath on your neck as he starts to kiss all around the area. You're squirming and whimpering at the touch, especially when he starts to playfully pinch and pull at them to get you to moan and shake in his arms. You can feel his cock getting harder as you wiggle your butt on it as you placed your hands over Bruno's.

"Sorry, Bambina. You're just too cute, I couldn't help myself. And now we have a problem on our hands."

And this fucker will 100% suck on them tiddies until you're so wet and crying, nibbling on them a little bit as he completely ignores your cunt and chuckling at how you beg for him to just touch you.

Imagine if big Goth Capo figures this out as his calloused thumbs brushed over your nipple and you whimper and jolt at his touch. Or if his nipple piercings graze over your nipples and make you whimper at the feeling of the metal against your skin. He'll brush a hand through your hair and you'll feel his other hand at your chest, rubbing at your puckered nipple and watching you squirm and whimper underneath his touch. He can't help but find it adorable that you were so sensitive - that he could see your panties getting wet as he continued to play with your nipple.

"You like it when I touch you like this, hm?...I can see why you didn't want to get them pierced, you would be moaning too much in front of the piercer and I would get jealous...It's okay, Dolcezza. As long as I get to see that cute face when I play with these sensitive nipples, it's alright." And this guy has a tongue piercing sooooo, have fun feeling that rub against your nipples as you feel his hands rubbing your cunt through your panties.

Imagine if Italian Cowboy Gyro Zeppeli gets this information. You can already see the cocky grin on his face as you shivered, your nipples poking through your wet shirt when he accidently spilled cold water on you. He heard the adorable whimper you let out when the water soaked through and stung at your nipples, so he knew what to do.

"Ah, I'm so sorry. Here, let me help." And He takes of your sopping shirt. He takes out a small handkerchief and starts patting and rubbing you dry, his fingers brushing by your nipples and soaking in the cute little whimpers you make by the contact. He'll even purposefully pinch at your nipples to lift up your breast to get underneath it. You eventually let out a whine, your thighs rubbing together and panting quietly while Gyro got close to your face. "Oh, you enjoying this? You like it when I touch you like this?"

And you feeling his fingers lightly pinch at one of your nipples, making you moan and nod frantically.

"Hmm, I did get you wet afterall...Maybe I know how to make it better." And you just feel him go down and lick around one of your nipples, the wetness making the pleasurable sting coarse through your body and making you whimper at Gyro's touch.

[sunkissed-mogai]

!!!! What mew anon and ghost anon are explaining is fascinating!!!!! /gen | They DO!!! Have y'all ever read warrior cats :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! or wings of fire which is dragons!!!!!!! hhhh books /pos /pos /pos /pos | You're a genius Mara :0 Maybe I'll make her one that's red and white with purple at the ends, and then one that's just purple!!! You're so smart /gen | Darling, I KNOW you will. You would slay in anything ofc, but goth? Oh my stars /pos If you ever need a hype man, I'm here bc I know for sure that you are going to look ridicolously stunning. | Gasp! I do have awesome opinions on shapes, but my other opinions are perfectly amazing! /lh nm. I love the formula for area of a triange (1/2 bh) with b being base, and h being height. It's just. It scratches brain in the way /pos. It sounds nice and looks nice and is nice. It's the same way for Pythagorean theorem!! | I have amazing opinions! How dare! /lh nm | I've been listening to The Village by Wrabel for no reason (/srs) for like. An hour now. It is very nice. Gay + nice sounding = :DDDD | I like cowboy hats. I couldn't pull one off, but they look kind of cool! Not as cool as gnome hats tho. Point. -⭐

isn't it?? it's so cool!!

i've read both of those things actually!! well, not me-me, but i have memories of the hosts reading them!! we used to be OBSESSED with warrior cats. not as much with WoF but it was still super cool!! i wanna reread wings of fire. i love those books.

that's a great idea!! i bet they're gonna look so good!!

your shape opinons are stellar, my love. and that's so true!! also the quadratic formula!! a(x squared) plus b (x) plus c!! and factoring equations!! and polynomials!! i would die for polynomials. today and yesterday we had this assignment that was just a bunch of polynomial work and one of the answers had eight terms and AHHHH i love them so much dude i am such a nerd. anyway.

i've never heard of that! what is it? what's it about??

point indeed! you'd rock a gnome hat, beloved.

[the-elemental-sides]

The Elemental Sides: Chapter 8

Urban fantasy AU: The Sides are four spirits trapped in an amulet. When Thomas finds it and puts it on, he gains the powers of the four elements…or that’s what should have happened, but mistakes were made. Now the Sides have to coach him in their respective elements while Thomas deals with both his new powers and his ability to see into the magical realm. Not only is magic real, but there’s some pretty intimidating stuff out there, and only Thomas and the Sides have the power to stop it.

A/N: It is here! Chapter 8, my favorite number! It’s been about a year since the creation of this blog + the very first chapter of TES. Thanks so much for sticking with me. May this story be finished by 2020!

Taglist: @shinylyni, @hissesssss, @vexation-virgil, @madd-catter, @rptheturk, @nienna14, @ryuity, @asofterfan, @robanilla, @k9cat, @ab-artist, @absoluteamethyst, @a-box-o-jills, @captain-loki-xavier, @lynisnotamused, @literally-just-for-fanfics, @alix-the-skeleton, @generalfandomfabulousness, @lunareclipse-524

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*** Thomas and Roman, spirits, faced off in the middle of his living room.

“No hitting,” warned Patton. He paused. “Okay, that’s the only rule. Go wild, kids!”

They moved at the same time. Thomas’ hand burst into flame, but it was literally sucked out of his grasp by Roman and thrown back into his face. Since it was translucent, the fire passed through him harmlessly and splashed against the far wall.

“Point to Roman,” Logan said to the book in his hands. He marked a tally on Roman’s side of the chalkboard, but it ended up sideways because he wasn’t looking at what he was doing.

“Three weeks and I haven’t gotten a single point,” groaned Thomas. “Against any of you!”

“It’s about more than just who can fire the first shot, cowboy,” said Roman. “It’s about willpower! You have to really control your powers, not just summon them.”

“Okay.” Thomas swept his hair out of his face, vaguely wondering how Virgil could stand having bangs in his eyes all the time. “Can I try again?”

“More like you can try, again. Patton, count us off!”

“Three-two-one-fight!”

This time, Thomas was a little more prepared. He waited for Roman to pitch the first fireball before catching it from midair and chucking it back. The fire flew back and forth between them before Roman caught it and extinguished the flame.

“That’s cheating!” Thomas protested.

“I think not! I was just getting bored.”

“Boo, lame.”

“I agree, point to Thomas,” said Logan, marking the board.

Thomas fist-pumped while Roman protested. “I was just playing around. Look! More fire! I can keep going.”

“Actually, you should be done for the day,” Virgil interrupted. “I don’t want Thomas to run out of energy. He promised he’d practice water today, too.”

“Aw, but we’re on a roll!”

“No, he’s right,” Thomas agreed. “I’m kind of falling behind with water.”

“No such problems with earth, because I am the best teacher,” Logan muttered into his book.

Roman turned on him. “Are not!”

“Completely am.”

“I don’t mean to brag, but Thomas is pretty darn good with my air powers, considering he’s an Earthbender,” Patton remarked. (He’d finally caught up with Avatar and had completely bought into how they handled elemental powers in the series.) “So maybe he’s just natur-air-ly talented?”

“You’re impossible.”

In the weeks since he’d fought his first shadow monster, Thomas had had a lot of adjusting to do. While he was capable of destroying the smaller shadows when he came across them on busy streets, in buildings, and even in his own apartment, the Sides continued to coach him. They didn’t want another close call like they’d had with that big one in the grocery store.

It didn’t feel like he was making much of a difference, but the Sides applauded him every time he destroyed one of the little bad-vibe blobs. They were even thrilled every time he showed that he was improving with their powers. He couldn’t see any tangible difference in the world around him, but through their encouragement Thomas did start to feel a little like he was becoming a hero.

Meanwhile, besides the Sides, life continued as usual. Thomas was working just as hard on his videos. He was hard at work on his second episode of Cartoon Therapy–which was, of course, based off Avatar.

The first time he showed up to the space they’d rented, already in his Picani garb, Joan gave him a weird look when they met him at the door. “You’re still wearing that necklace?”

Thomas looked down at the crystal. Being huge and sparkly, it was difficult not to notice and impossible to hide under a shirt. “Oh, yeah, guess I am.”

“I mean, wear whatever, dude. But I don’t get what it has to do with Picani.”

“No, you’re right, I’ll take it off.” Thomas reached for the chain. Of course he had to take the crystal off sometimes, for showering and stuff, but the Sides always hated it when they were forced back in the crystal for a while. When he wasn’t in direct contact with it, they couldn’t keep up their mind palace and all the other cool amenities they’d built inside. They had to go back to the dreamless state that Logan explained they’d existed in for the last fifteen years.

He waited a beat just to make sure he had their permission. Roman, acting emissary, appeared. He simultaneously gave Thomas a thumbs down, shrugged, and stuck his tongue out: we don’t like it, but you do what you need. Thomas tugged the crystal off and felt a little lonely when their presences disappeared from the back of his head. After that, the filming session went fine.

Between managing his YouTube career, finding time for his friends, and practicing his steadily improving magic powers on unsuspecting shadow blobs, Thomas was busier than ever. So it surprised him when Patton started egging him to take a vacation.

“Now? Really?”

“Sure, kiddo! Don’t you deserve a mental health day?”

“I’m fine,” Thomas said with a frown. “I mean, I’m holding up okay…”

“He’s right, actually,” Logan said, popping into view in Thomas’ chair (Thomas and Patton were currently in the kitchen trying to cook up some Indian food, and it was going poorly). “We’ve been discussing this. While I agree it’s important to keep your mental state functioning properly, the purpose of this vacation would also be to allow your to exercise your powers in ways you might be less familiar wi–Patton, watch out!”

“Oops!” Patton had thrown a handful of curry leaves into a pan on the stove, which was filled with oil sizzling at max heat. It immediately burst into flames.

On instinct, Patton dodged in front of Thomas and shot a blast of air at the smoking pan. It did nothing but spatter oil droplets all over the table and Logan, who was unamused. Thomas put out the fire by scooping it up in his hands and extinguishing it.

“...Oops.”

“Patton, honestly. How did you ever feed yourself?”

“I get the feeling it involved a lot of ice cream for dinner!”

“Whew.” Thomas exhaled. Fire was actually a lot less scary when you could just kind of...erase it.

“As I was saying,” Logan said in a clipped voice, “by ‘vacation,’ we’re not telling you to hang around at home in your pajamas for three days. No, what we’re suggesting is that you go learn some history....about the origin of your powers.”

“Wow! I could do that?”

“Well, of course. Where do you think we got the crystal?”

“I have no idea! Where?”

Logan paused. “...We don’t know either. Our time in the crystal left our memories, ah, spotty. Some vital details such as this have been lost. However, Virgil, who tends to remember these things best, has an inkling of where exactly he obtained it.”

“That’s right,” Virgil said, appearing–and sitting on the table, but luckily his butt was a ghost at the moment anyway. He glared at Patton. “And jeez, Pat, were you trying to give me a heart attack?”

“Oi’l be more careful next time!”

“Pretending I didn’t hear that. Thomas, here’s what I remember. When we, uh. When we decided to test the whole crystal thing, we knew we needed a good one, obviously. We got our powers and then we started searching around for something, some kind of gem, that matched the parameters Logan laid out.”

“Robust. Undamaged. Prismatic. Sensitive to magic—by that, we mean whether it reacted when placed in certain stress simulations involving the shadows.”

“Uh, yeah. So I found a good one in this one super goth back-alley jewelry store–”

Thomas gasped. “Borgin and Burkes?!”

“No? I don’t know what that is? Look, anyway, I found a good one,  s–uhh, I stole it–”

“WHAT”

“–and brought it back to everyone else.”

“You STOLE it?” Patton cried. “But that’s totally against why we wanted it in the first place! Fighting evil! Remember?”

“I know. But the alternative worried me more.”

“Well, I’m not really happy about that, sport, but it’s too late to do anything about it now. Maybe they won the lottery in the last fifteen years and got their money back…?”

“Virgil, do you recall the name and location of this place?” Logan asked.

“Can’t say I do. Well–I think it was near Florida. I remember driving for a while during the night. There was a lot of fog….I could sort of tune into it with my powers, so I could sense the surrounding area. Something was near me, like a big, dark cold spot. It might’ve been a shadow, but bigger than one I’ve ever seen.” He shuddered. “I had to get away from it, so I turned off the highway, drove for a while, stopped at a gas station, and...there it was.”

“Well, that’s vague,” Thomas mused.

“Do you think that we’d be able to recreate your path if Thomas were to search for it?”

“Uh….maybe? It’s possible?”

“That’s sufficient enough for me,” Logan declared. “All right, Thomas, the parameters of your vacation are this. You are to find the location and source of this crystal and interrogate the owners of the establishment for information.”

“Information like….”

“Well, whether there’s a way to expedite your learning process. Whether we can get out of this crystal. Perhaps we can find a way for all four of us to assume solid form without damaging you.”

“And this involves a lot of driving…” Thomas said to himself. “So, if this is really important to you guys, it sounds like we’re going on a–”

“ROAD TRIP!” Patton hollered, throwing up his arms and upturning the pan on the stove, which had been steadily burning their dinner to a crisp the entire time. Oil, curry, chicken, and the whole mess slopped onto the stove and promptly exploded in a shower of hot oil.

“...road trip.”

“PATTON!”

***

[silkvelvet-fr]

SilkVelvet's Big List of Roles

Some of these are based on dragons in my clan but others are just ideas; feel free to use any of them! I'll probably add more later.

Clan gossip

Clan joker

Cook

Grizzled veteran

Spirit of the forest/lake/mountain/whatever

House spouse

Mad scientist

Nerdy but harmless scientist

The one that travels a lot and always brings back presents for the hatchlings

Music teacher

Innkeeper

Disgraced diplomat

Disguised nobility/royalty

Exiled nobility/royalty

The one in witness protection

Whoever supplies the clan with clothes/uniforms/costumes/etc

The Cool Kids(tm)

The waitress in the retro diner where everyone hangs out

The one that's great with hatchlings

The one that isn't so great with hatchlings but always gets stuck looking after them

Feral child raised by animals/beastclans

The Eeyore (aka they're depressed but the clan is very supportive and understanding)

Fortune teller

The one that went away to get a fancy education and came back all hoity-toity

Cowboy yeehaw

The one that loves to swim

The one that hates/can't/is afraid of swimming

Courier

The one with a ton of pets

Stargazer/astronomer

Ghost

The one with a career-ending injury

If your lair is in a newly settled area, someone to catalog the local flora and fauna

Beekeeper

The one that's made out of some material that's been animated by magical or technological means

The honorary grandparent to the entire clan

Whoever is in charge of making sure the magical energies (ley lines etc) of the clan territory don't get out of whack

Changeling

Storyteller

The one that always organizes the festivals, either officially or unofficially

Single parent

The one with the Distinctive Item of Clothing

The best friends who can telepathically communicate

The one that doesn't talk much, but when they do they're hilarious

Whoever the clan goes to for news of the rest of Sornieth

The expat from another flight

The one with a Theatrical Personality (tm)

Gardener

Tea enthusiast

Fashion police

Fashion disaster

The one with a Really Cool Prosthetic

Lorekeeper

The one that is on friendly terms with the beastclans

Town crier

Hermit

The one whose skin or genes are just really cool tattoos with a story behind them

The one with amnesia

Academic

Pastry chef

Elemental

The one that lives in a hole in the riverbank

Pastel goth

Knight errant

The one with an unusual collection or hoard

The unlikely roommates

Linguist

The new magic user learning to control their powers

Matchmaker (officially or just a busybody)

The one that plants way too many vegetables and is always trying to unload the extras on their neighbors

Biohazard

Used book seller