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Gta5!mc?

Transported while making a getaway after a successful bank heist. When grimm opened mc coffin he was met with them in a clown mask and a bag full of money.

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When Crowley took mc to ramshackle.

Crowley: it.. uh has great... um..charm!

Mc: *who lived in a roach and mouse infested trailer* okay.. this is nice! It don't smell like roaches or anything

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Crowley: whatchu got there mc..?

Mc: *holding a smoothie in one hand and a rocket launcher in the other* A smoothie

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Mc: *slams door open in a huff* *followed by adeuce and grimm*

Riddle: and where have you four been?!

Mc: *crosses arms* I got a job at monstro

Jack: d-did something happen..?

Mc: All I asked for was a fair day's pay, for a fair day's work… and well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too. *draging in a lumpy, oddly body shaped bag*

Ruggie: So YOU KILLED HIM!?

Mc: What kinda f***ing animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him!

Riddle: oh thank 7's

Mc: But I did kidnap one of his eels!*unzips bag to reveal a tied up a knocked out flyod*

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Mc: *using mop as a microphone* Stacy's mom gots it going o-

Azul: eh-EHM

Mc: 🧍🏽‍♀️

Mc: *sweetly*Ya know.. you forget a thousand things every day, azul...*dead serious* make sure this is one of 'em

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Mc: *walking up in a jail cell somewhere in Land of Pyroxene* *achievement unlocked: how did we get here*

Police officer: mc..? It looks like it's your lucky day after the shit you've caused

All the staff plus vil: *crossing arms in silent disappointment*

Mc: *After a long lecture from everyone* *going through their post on MagicCam*

*pictures and videos of them at one of kalim's parties*

*video of them stealing a helicopter and crash landing off the cost of some beach, 'yo car meet..?'*

*picture of angry tiny bald man in a white suit*

*video of them and the same angry bald man: bald man: do you know who I am!? Mc: oh scary... oh...oh..oh shiver me timbers.. SHUT UP MAN*

*video of them doing doughnuts in presumably stolen police car, '🐷🥓'*

*picture of them awkwardly shaking hands with a scary looking man with teal hair, 'yoo @flyod.leech and @mushroom.offical you wouldn't believe who I just met'*

*shaky video of them running from cops, 'I ain't do nothing'*

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Leona: *went to pick up cheka from mc* hey mc! I need the hair ball back.. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WITH MY NEPHEW!?

Cheka: *muffled* HI UNCLE!

Mc: *with cheka who is bound and gagged* teaching him how to get knots out? It's an important life lesson he'll need to know DUH... we needed to simulate the exact scenario!

Cheka: yeah! Mc even taught me how to make mustard gas!

Mc: we agreed that we wouldn't tell them that part.. okay know do this*rubs wrist together* it should lossen up the knots

Cheka: *giggles* Oh yeah! So like this*rubbing his wrist together* *noticing the knots becoming looser* MC IT'S WORKING!

Leona: *under cardiac arrest*

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Mc: *helping Crowley cover up another overblot*

Crowley: it's for the goodness of the school

Mc: if that's our standard of goodness no wonder why this school is so screwed

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Mc: *going ham during beans day event* when there is shit to be won. Goddammit, I want it

Scarabia mob A: *shaking beacuse Rook and Lila are neerby* I don't think-

Mc: *pushes his head down cuz they saw Azul and co.*

Octavinelle mob C: great they're here to now

Scarabia mob A: ah... that's even worst can't we just-

Mc: it's either this..*pointing at Rook and Lila* or dealing with those dimbags over there *pointing at Azul and co.* either way the paint balls will come crackin' at yo ass.

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Mc: *gave grimm some money to buy some treats as he's been good the pass few days*

Grimm: MC *grunts* I'M *grunts* BACK!

Mc: *going to see what he bought* grimm what did...you....buy..? *see's grimm pushing cat tree, 30 deluxe tuna cans and cat bed* GRIMM! I SAID BUY SOMETHING NICE! NOT EXPENSIVE!

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Crowley and the staff announced there was gonna be a feild trip to an amusement park, mc and the first years were told to be on their best behavior. To make sure crewel got a few child leashes for them if they acted out.

Jack: Mc what about all those kids who-

Mc: *dragging seven 6 foot blow up aliens behind them* FUCK THEM KIDS I WON FAIR AND SQUARE!

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Riddle, Leona, Vil and Malleus: *having ideal conversations, while on the tea cup ride*

The first years: *whizzing by in a color blob* AAAHHHAAH

First years: *trying to get off the tea cup ride but are failing*

Staff members: *contemplating whether to help them or not*

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Mc: *enabling kalim to buy more stuff* yes...yes.. now buy the jumbo churro

All in all it was a good a few hiccups here and there nothing made it to the news.

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