Nobu: I think we should get a divorce.
Okita: What are you doing?
Nobu: Just practicing.
Okita: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?
Nobu: I don't know. I'm an immortal ghost eternalized high up in the aether, I think I'm having a negative-three-quarter-life crisis.
Okita: You don't even have a partner.
Nobu: Hypothetically divorce me.
Okita: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets.
Nobu: Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup.
Nobu, to Nobukatsu: It's called a prenup, right?
Nobukatsu: Yes, it's a prenup and you DID hypothetically sign one.
Okita: Who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd?
Nobukatsu: I'm her hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.
Okita: Well then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids.
Okita, to Yamanami: Right? We can get those, right?
Yamanami: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.
Nobu: Who the fuck is this guy?
Okita: This is MY hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other.
Nobu: How could you hypothetically do this to me?!
Okita: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!
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I really loved the unused sprite in Mysterious Ranmaru X's Expression Sheet and I thought "y'know what I wanna draw that" and then I accidentally turned it up a tad more
Hope everyone in FGO NA had a good Gudaguda event and was able to get their Mysterious Ranmaru X!
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I’d like to give a huge thank you to @cestacruz for drawing Yori, with the servants I’ve grailed to 100 since my last commission.
Seriously, words can express my joy!
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