lockout (2012) starters
WARNINGS: CRUDE LANGUAGE, MENTIONS OF CRIME (MURDER) & THE LIKES.
feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !
❛ what happened in that hotel room? ❜
❛ oh, it was coupon night and i was trampolining your wife. ❜
❛ you're a real comedian aren't you? ❜
❛ well, i guess that's why they call it a punch line. ❜
❛ you don’t like me, do you? ❜
❛ don’t flatter yourself, i don’t like anybody. ❜
❛ with that attitude, i can see why nobody likes you. ❜
❛ oh come on, people like me. just ask your wife. ❜
❛ who was the mystery person on the phone? ❜
❛ i don’t like hurting you. ❜
❛ is that why you’re having someone else do it? ❜
❛ i can have rupert bludgeon you all night. ❜
❛ i’m sorry, i’m being beaten up by a guy called rupert? ❜
❛ don't ge me wrong. it's a dream vacation. ❜
❛ i get inside the maximum-security nuthouse, save some poor fuck if they’re not already dead. ❜
❛ get past all the psychos who've just woken up. ❜
❛ i’m thrilled that you would think of me. ❜
❛ nah, i’m trying to give them up. ❜
❛ so it says here you were convicted of aggravated physical assault? ❜
❛ no. i'm innocent. that wasn't me. that's a case of mistaken identity. ❜
❛ on fifty-three counts? ❜
❛ i’ve a very familiar face. ❜
❛ i’d rather castrate myself with blunt rocks. ❜
❛ that'll freeze the nerves in this spot for 24 hours. you want some in your mouth? ❜
❛ this is to stop the bleeding. and hopefully … the talking. ❜
❛ you're the only type of jerk they found for this mission? ❜
❛ the only one stupid enough to say yes. ❜
❛ what do you want me to do? fly? 'cause i think i left me cape at home! ❜
❛ here's where it gets a little bit tricky. ❜
❛ you know the counting thing, not very relaxing. ❜
❛ here'e an apple and a gun. don't talk to strangers. shoot them. ❜
❛ must have been tough on the playground. ❜
❛ that's why i'm so lovable. ❜
❛ i mean, i can't really see this going anywhere, can you? ❜
❛ depends on how good your are in bed. ❜
❛ then i give this at least ten minutes. ❜
❛ tell me you are not still thinking of negotiating with those psychos! ❜
❛ i’m happy not to go. ❜
❛ you’re going. ❜
❛ okay. ❜
❛ this is what i was afraid of. ❜
❛ yeah, there’s movement alright. she’s doing the fucking lambada in here! ❜
❛ where is the entourage? ❜
❛ gave them the slip. i have you to thank for teaching me that. ❜
❛ sh! be quiet! ❜
❛ what? do you hear something? ❜
❛ no, i’m just enjoying the silence. ❜
❛ do you have any idea what my father would do to you? ❜
❛ ah, geez … not raise taxes again? ❜
❛ i’m bringing you back from the dead. ❜
❛ do you enjoy being yourself or is it a part-time job? ❜
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