#lockout rp meme

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lockout (2012) starters

WARNINGS: CRUDE LANGUAGE, MENTIONS OF CRIME (MURDER) & THE LIKES.

feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !

❛   what happened in that hotel room?  ❜  

❛   oh, it was coupon night and i was trampolining your wife.  ❜  

❛   you're a real comedian aren't you?  ❜  

❛   well, i guess that's why they call it a punch line.  ❜  

❛   you don’t like me, do you?  ❜  

❛   don’t flatter yourself, i don’t like anybody.  ❜  

❛   with that attitude, i can see why nobody likes you.  ❜  

❛   oh come on, people like me. just ask your wife.  ❜  

❛   who was the mystery person on the phone?  ❜  

❛   i don’t like hurting you.  ❜  

❛   is that why you’re having someone else do it?  ❜  

❛   i can have rupert bludgeon you all night.  ❜  

❛   i’m sorry, i’m being beaten up by a guy called rupert?  ❜  

❛   don't ge me wrong. it's a dream vacation.  ❜  

❛   i get inside the maximum-security nuthouse, save some poor fuck if they’re not already dead.  ❜  

❛   get past all the psychos who've just woken up.  ❜  

❛  i’m thrilled that you would think of me.  ❜  

❛   nah, i’m trying to give them up.  ❜ 

❛   so it says here you were convicted of aggravated physical assault?  ❜  

❛   no. i'm innocent. that wasn't me. that's a case of mistaken identity.  ❜  

❛   on fifty-three counts?  ❜  

❛   i’ve a very familiar face.  ❜  

❛   i’d rather castrate myself with blunt rocks.  ❜  

❛   that'll freeze the nerves in this spot for 24 hours. you want some in your mouth?  ❜  

❛   this is to stop the bleeding. and hopefully … the talking.  ❜  

❛   you're the only type of jerk they found for this mission?  ❜  

❛   the only one stupid enough to say yes.  ❜  

❛   what do you want me to do? fly? 'cause i think i left me cape at home!  ❜  

❛   here's where it gets a little bit tricky.  ❜  

❛   you know the counting thing, not very relaxing.  ❜  

❛   here'e an apple and a gun. don't talk to strangers. shoot them.  ❜  

❛   must have been tough on the playground.  ❜  

❛   that's why i'm so lovable.  ❜  

❛   i mean, i can't really see this going anywhere, can you?  ❜ 

❛   depends on how good your are in bed.  ❜  

❛   then i give this at least ten minutes.  ❜  

❛   tell me you are not still thinking of negotiating with those psychos!  ❜  

❛   i’m happy not to go.  ❜  

❛   you’re going.  ❜  

❛   okay.  ❜  

❛   this is what i was afraid of.  ❜  

❛   yeah, there’s movement alright. she’s doing the fucking lambada in here!  ❜  

❛   where is the entourage?  ❜  

❛   gave them the slip. i have you to thank for teaching me that.  ❜  

❛   sh! be quiet!  ❜  

❛   what? do you hear something?  ❜  

❛   no, i’m just enjoying the silence.  ❜  

❛   do you have any idea what my father would do to you?  ❜  

❛   ah, geez … not raise taxes again?  ❜  

❛   i’m bringing you back from the dead.  ❜  

❛   do you enjoy being yourself or is it a part-time job?  ❜