#haha that 8tracks thing.. Such a random example and Defs not from my rl life /sweats

[intearsaboutrobots]

Tell me about aro Elle Legally Blonde!! (But also I would like to see a cool picture too please.)

ELLE LEGALLY BLONDE IS VERY ARO AND ILL DIE ON THIS HILL

elle knows Social Scripts and Rules, so when she meets warner she knows how to laugh and toss her hair and touch his arm. she feels a warm glow of satisfaction when he pulls her in to dance instead of any of the other girls, and it doesnt exactly matter how she feels abt him.

i think that she isnt super romo repulsed like this is less defs some kind of self-harm than sycamore - kissing is pretty gross but /shrug thats just smth we all put up w, and we all think of it as "putting up w" for sure!!!

she is genuinely upset when warner dumps her bc a) hes a rl ass abt it b) this is a Loss a Failure

anyway she goes to harvard and her and enid become friends and elle is like Oh Hm im straight but its so funny how when enid talks abt "compulsory heterosexuality" that totally reflects some of my feelings ! maybe she even hm if she from talking to enid is doing the period appropriate equivalent of "im straight and looking up playlists tagged lesbian on 8tracks in a str8 way", maybe she if she is perhaps a little drunk and having a bad night would kiss enid and then be very upset that that Also feels gross and so shes Not a lesbian she Must be straight ;;-;;; and just Bad at being straight!! and enid might not know terminology abt being aspec and also has been blindsided by the kiss and crying both, but she Does know a lot abt women and agency over their bodies and will say like, "Hey if u dont want to kiss anyone then dont!! if someone wants to kiss u and u dont want to kiss them they can fuck off and ill tell them that w pleasure".

anyway the end of the story is elle and emmett get married for tax reasons and enid also lives w them and dates ladies, and elle gets to hold hands w and cuddle them both bc in my lb ships post i rlly talked myself into emmett&elle&enid where its a vee and emmett and enid r friends who r both in a relationship w elle

and here r some out of context riverdale screenshots that i hav saved on my phone as ur Cool Picture gshdkdkahdkfl