#hahahahaha kill meeeeee

[lheslie]

Me and Taehoon

So this post is dedicated to me and Taehoon. So, I'm basically shipping myself with him. ehe.

I've read @sei-minjuhan 's post. Translating Information about Taehoon. From webtoon.

I've noticed we had some similarities.

And I'm like Σ(O_O；) We have something in common?! And it's more than one!! Does this mean we're like- compatible??! (/ω＼) (Manifesting)

So I'm putting the link to the post

-> here.

Things we have in common.

- He's weak to harmless creatures

Ex. Animals, Children, Elderly, good people.

(BRO SAME. I mean who isn't anyways people call me an angel in real life. Please take me. Hehehe.)

- He doesn't like strong scents.

Ex. Perfume

(I can't breathe using those things. I'm just being forced by my parents because girls should smell good.)

- He also doesn't like lotions.

(I have a whole bottle of lotion on my beside strawberry scented and I'm not even touching it. Its really icky.)

- Once attached The numbered target is never forgotten.

(I can't forget them too- it keeps me up at night. Thinking about them.)

His Favorite foods are;

Fried egg • Beef •

(Two in common I think thats fine- HAHAHAHA)

Hobbies;

MMA • Exercise • Tekken Games

• fighting • Watching action movies • Self-taught New tubu • Jeong driving •

"Do you have 500 won?"

(I don't get some of these but I can give you all of my wallet o(╥﹏╥)o I can even exercise even tho it'll kill me HAHAHAHA)

Others;

Cool breeze • The smell of soap • Black/Red • Soft things • Cozy space • Prank with lights Off• Tiger rich free life • Taekwondo Praises • Friends • Money • Dad..

(OMG I LOVE COOL BREEZE TOO, I mean who doesn't. I love the smell of my soap its dove and its pink- I love both black and red but I have a whole closet dedicated to black. My cozy space is my bed. Top bunk. I never got pranked with lights off lol- I don't know what tiger rich free life mean tho--- BRO I CAN PRAISE YOU ALL MY LIFE. I like Taekwondo since third grade-- Never did because of family reasons. I CAN BE UR FRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR YOUR TAEKWONDO MAT PLEASE (╥_╥) I also love money. I'm 100% money hungry. Ask my parents. BRO I LOVE MY PARENTS HEHEHEHE)

Foods he Dislikes;

White milk • Pork Belly • Coriander •Coriander cake • Rich

(Too bad I love white milk lol same with pork belly. Never really tasted coriander- OMG I JUST LOVE IT HOW HE ALSO HATE RICH- bro how dare they be rich and we're broke af.)

Dislikes;

Tedious and Boring • Ignoring attitude • sneering attitude and coercive attitude • arrogant attitude • those who touch him recklessly • the kind that makes food spicy • artificial things • Moonsung Kim • Dinner Rainy Day • Doll

(I promise you I'm a total angel PLEASE JUST TAKE ME ( TДT) I won't touch you if you don't like lololol BRO I HATE SPICY THINGS- I just love it how he says he just literally hate moonsung--- what does doll mean?? Stuff toys? Awwee I love stuffed toys too bad HAHAHAHAHA)

(PLEASE JUST TAKE ME TAEHOON AHHHHHHHH)

The fact that I'm Leo and He's also Leo OMGGGG red flags at work HAHA OMGMGKEOWKKWOOFIE

I promise you I'll do my best---

TAKE MEEEEEE

I've been daydreaming About you 24/7 even though It'll end once I found someone new to simp on since PTJ isn't giving me any more crumbs.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 19.10.17 lb

why wouldn’t there be a copilot on a short distance flight???? the presence of a copilot depends on the type of aircraft being flown, not the distance of the journey. and a large commercial airplane like this would definitely require a copilot. 

ok shivaay you’re “smart”, but not fly a plane with zero training “smart”. 

i love this flight stewardess with zero fucks to give. it’s her last day of work and she’s like i reallllllllly don’t care wtf happens. 

LMAO SHE JUST STRAIGHT UP WENT  LIKE “WATCH ME” AND JUMPED OUT THE PLANE. LORD, GIVE ME THE CONFIDENCE AND ABILITY TO GIVE NOOOOOOO FUCKS LIKE JENNY HERE. PLEASE. 

have the writers ever been on a plane? you’re lucky if your seat even has a flotation vest under it; there’s no way a commercial airplane has enough PARACHUTES for every passenger. 

anika’s like “oh cool. we’re dying. at least it’s together.”

ARE THEY REALLY TRYING TO SAVE THE PILOT????? YO HE’S UNCONSCIOUS, HOW’S HE GONNA PULL THE CORD? YOU JUST GONNA THROW A BEHOSH AADMI OUT THE PLANE TO HIS DEATH????  

god bhavya, stop being nice to him. shove his ass out the fucking plane and hope he dies. stupidasss.......

btw i love how they’re just.... STANDING at the OPEN DOOR of a plane that’s still in the air.... totally fine.... not being... SUCKED OUT or anything... amaze. 

bhaiyya’s here to say aakhri alvida. 

LMAO BHAIYYA ALSO HAS ZERO CONFIDENCE IN RUDRA’S SKILLZ AND IS LIKE “BHAVYA’S WITH YOU. YOU’LL BE OK.” 

omfggggggggggg shivaay you asshole since when are you so selfless??? JUST FUCKING JUMP 

“anika vaada karo mujhse. vaada karo tumhe kuch nahi hoga”

ok, how the fuck is she supposed to promise that? 

yeh ghadhedi vaada kar bhi rahi hai. 

all this is for express purpose for him to yell at her when she’s injured; YOU PROMISEDDDDD ME THAT NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUUUUU. YOU PROMISED MEEEEEE. YOU CAN’T LEAVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE.

ANIKA FUCKING LET HIM SAY THAT HE LOVES YOU

good lord she just shoved him out the plane!

.... what’s this weird field they landed in with the aiiiwaiiii ke flowers? 

and anika’s just... lying there. 

YAAAAAAAAAAS. BRING ONNNNNNNN THE ANGST! 

these stupidass flowers man. i just can’t. 

yeah cool, shake and jostle someone who just fell from a great height. bestttttt idea. 

haaan of course bilkul theek hai. bleeding from the head and behosh, but a-ok!

MAGICAL PHOENIX TEARS OF RECOVERY ARE BEING GENERATED BY BILLU’S EYES

“main chup hoon, ok, i’m calm.” 

haan woh toh dikh hi raha hai. 

.... aaaaaaaaaand he’s yelling at her. that lasted what, 3 nanoseconds? 

shit in my want for angst i’d forgotten how bad nakuul was in these scenes. ouff. have to tolerate his hamming now. 

amazing how only these two found this beeeyoootiful flower waala field to fall in. rest of the plebs prolly fell into some gutter ka naali, or onto someone’s jhopda or something. 

are those ducks on his shirt? or dachshunds in little purple jackets? *squints* 

 UGH STOP HAMMINGGGGGGGGG NAKUUUUUUL. ANIKA JUST WAKE UP TO PUT *ME* OUT OF MY MISERY

oh. he finally said it. 

that + his magical phoenix tears of recovery = wake up! 

OK STOP YELLING “I LOVE YOU” OUT SO ANGRILY. matlab saara feel hi kharaab kar doge yaar. 

she’s like stop fucking with my hair bro. 

“main theeeek hoooon naaaa. chodiyeeeeeeee!” 

anika be like why were you yelling like a maniac? 

coz he IS a maniac. and that’s his go-to plan for everything. 

ugh these cuties. 

yeah, cut the crap with these bullshitttttttt vaadas. she’s gonna continue to play fast and loose with her life like she’s immortal, and you’re gonna continue to never tell her shit. aapas mein ek dusre ko chutiya bana sakte ho, lekin mujhe nahi! 

“minute by minute update doonga, toilet jaonga woh bhi bataonga.”

yeah that’s not necessary. best to keep SOME things a mystery in a relationship. 

pinkyyyyyyy promise! the most solemn of vows! 

OK SHIVAAY IMMA KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T TELL HER WHEN SHE’S AWAKE

OMFG YOU STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID FUCKER 

oh gooood. she heard him. and she’s gonna get it outta him. 

dgaf about rudra. frankly, disappointed he survived. 

hey btw, where’s baby?????

ugh fuck this nonsense ruvya romance. 

yaaaaah bhavya. tell him! 

“kaash plane se bas hum dono hi gire hote. par nahi, aapke taane bhi saath aaye!” snort.

ughhhhhhhhhhh rudra whyyyyyyyyyyy didn’t you DIEEEEEEE???? you insufferable fucking twit. 

lmaoooooo shivaay, india mein ache khaase sheher mein, tower ke neeche signal nahi milta, is jungle mein kya milega? 

yessss your “bade” are fuckingggg shady af. 

OMG ANIKA. SHUT UP WITH YOUR STUPID FAITH IN THE GHAR KE BADE. I WILL LITERALLY KICK YOUR ASS. 

fwding rudra ka nonsense. 

aaaaand he’s managed to get stuck in a bear trap. idiot. 

yesss bhavya, fuck with him!!!!!

i live for my girls gloating at incompetent men. 

ok fwding nonsense. gimme shivika. 

lmaooooooooooo lakkad bagga. 

lakkad bagga = hyena, fyi. 

lol shivaay, i can think of at least a million other worse days you’ve had just in the last one year. 

wife is telling hubs to unclench a little and just give up control for one. hot. minute. 

😏😏😏😏😏

“aapka dimaag train jaise hai... jo ek patri pe chalti hai...”

“train ek hi patri pe chalti hai. that’s how trains work!” lolllllll 

i like jokey and relaxed shivaay. he should do this more. 

ahuja uncle used to take 4000 rs for this nonsense?!?!?!? what daylight robbery! 

“agarbatti ki tarah jale jaa rahe hai!” lolololol 

*sing song voice* husbanddddd ko romanceeeeee soooj raha haiiiiiiiiiiii. 

“taare dekh raha hoon.”

“mere taare meri aankhon ke saamne hai.” 

“LAKKAD BAGGA!”

“ha ha, gotchaaaaaaaaa!” 

lol shivaay, you don’t even KNOW what a lakkad bagga isssss. 

ugh. my heart. can they just.... stay in the jungle??? forever???

but also could they stop being so pg 13 and just fucking make out?????

rudra’s being a brat as usual and i’m not interested. fwding. 

abhay’s being a creeeeeeep as usuall. 

ouff buddho ka nonsense. 

how did abhay even connect this new age tv to a fucking VCR????? 

hahahahaha, you simply got your chest caught on fireeeeee, loser. none of the tapes workkkkkkk! 

ace! shukla’s outta his coma and talking to shivaaaaay! 

what nonsense! why would the murder 4 want to destroy the tapes that prove that they’re innocent? 

but dang, babies looking goooooood in their outfits! 

[four-loose-screws]

FE Awakening Critical Hit Quotes Translation, Pt. 2

This is a great idea for a post! Why didn’t I think of it myself? I always get fantastic requests. ^^

This was a very difficult set of translations to do, because many of these lines are short catch phrases that give as little information as is needed. Meaning English-speaking grammar nerds would go crazy at the lack of complete sentences! There’s hardly a subject in sight! I want those who don’t understand Japanese to know how little Japanese sentences often say, so any words that aren’t outright said in the Japanese are in parentheses. I hope I did a good job. ^^’

Part 1 - Part 3 - Part 4

Maribelle

·       ボッコボッコにしますわ！

·       覚悟しやがれですわ！

·       上等ですわ！

·       ぶっとばしますわ！

Translation:

·       (I’ll) beat you up!

·       Prepare (yourself)!

·       (I)’m (the) superior (one)!

·       (I’ll) send (you) flying!

Localization:

"Big mistake!" "I will ruin you!" "Say goodnight!" "I promise, this will hurt!"

Panne

·       タグエルの本気よ！

·       生き残るわ！

·       蹴散らしてあげる！

·       一気で決めるわ！

Translation:

·       (The) earnestness of (the) Taguel!

·       I will survive!

·       (I’ll) defeat (you all)!

·       (I’ll) decide (it) with a single move!

Localization:

"And so it ends." "The Taguel do not play!" "I smell your fear." "For the warren!"

Gaius

·       お別れだ！

·       甘いんだよ…

·       どいてもらう！

·       甘すぎるぜ！

Translation:

·       Farewell!

·       You’re soft…

·       Get out of my way!

·       You’re too soft!

Localization:

"Like candy from a babe!" "What a cupcake!" "So long, sucker!" "Piece of cake!"

Cordelia

·       あたしなら…！

·       しつこいわよ！？

·       …目障りよ！

·       終わりにしましょ？

Translation:

·       I can do (it)…!

·       (You’re) persistent…!

·       …(You’re an) eyesore!

·       Shall (we) end (this)?

Localization:

"Now, you've angered me!" "Out of my sight!" "I can do this!" "That's quite enough!"

Gregor

·       ちょーっと本気出すぜ？

·       覚悟はいいかぁ～？

·       相手してやるよ！

·       喰らえ～！

Translation:

·       (I’m) gonna let go a little!

·       Are you ready~?

·       (It’s you) against (me) now!

·       Eat (this)~!

Localization:

"Gregor smash!" "Now to face maker!" "Your jigging is up!" "Don't want to get along, eh?"

Nowi

·       怖くなんかないよ～！

·       ノノは強いー！

·       もう、怒ったよ！

·       ペシャンコにするよ～！

Translation:

·       I’m not afraid at all~!

·       Nowi is sooooo strong!

·       Argh, (now I’m) mad!

·       (I’m gonna) crush you!

Localization:

”Grrrr....Rage!” ”You stupid bully!” "I'm gonna crush you!" "Who do you think I am?!"

Libra

·       お許しください…!

·       悔しい攻めなさい！

·       覚悟はいいですか？

·       さようなら…

Translation:

·      Please forgive (me)...!

·       (You’ll) regret attacking (me)!

·       Are (you) ready?

·       Goodbye...

Localization:

"Repent, sinner!" "Gods forgive me..." "Go in peace!" "I am your omega!"

Tharja

·       うぅふふふふふふふ！

·       あの世行きよ…

·       遊んであげる…

·       さようなら…

Translation:

·       Uu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu!

·       Off to that world (you) go…

·       (I’ll) play with (you)…

·       Goodbye…

Localization:

"You're already dead..." "Do you like darkness...?" "Die now...!" *Giggle*

Olivia

·       み、見ないでくださ～い！

·       どいてくださ～い！

·       ごめんなさ～い！

·       手加減しません！

Translation:

·       P-Please don’t look (at meeeeee)!

·       Please go awaaaaay!

·       I’m soooorry!

·       Don’t go easy on me!

Localization:

"I can fight too!" "Stop staring!" "Oh, let this be over!" "I didn't want to do this!"

Cherche

·       どいてちょうだいね。

·       楽にしてあげる！

·       お別れの時間よ！

·       終わりにしましょう！

Translation:

·       Go away, please.

·       (‘I’ll) make this easy for (you)!

·       Time (for your) farewell!

·       Let’s end (this)!

Localization:

“Rest in pieces!” “If you don’t mind!” "I bid you farewell!" "It has been a pleasure!"

Henry

·       とどめだよ～！

·       死んじゃえ～！

·       あっはははは～

·       楽しいなぁ～。

Translation:

·       (The) lethal blow~!

·       Die~!

·       Ah ha ha ha ha~

·       This is fun, isn’t it~?

Localization:

"Have some death!" "Special delivery!" "Hahahahaha!" "I'm gonna kill you!"

Donnel

I’ve mentioned this before, but Donnel speaks in the Tohoku (Northern) Japanese dialect, which shows that he is a country hick, just like the American southern accent of English does. His sentences often end in “be” (pronounced like “bay,” not “bee”), and his I pronoun is “ora.”

·       いっくべ～！

·       おらにだって…!

·       これでも喰らうべ！

·       きっとできるべ！

·       今だ！

Translation:

·       (Here I) go~!

·       I can do (it)…!

·       Eat this!

·       (I) can do (it) for soure!

·       Now!

Localization:

"Yeeeeeehaw!" "Git ready!" "How 'bout this!" "C'mon, Donny!"

Say’ri

·       参る！

·       必殺！

·       奥義！

·       覚悟！

Translation:

·       Die!

·       (The) final blow!

·       (My) secret technique!

·       Prepare (yourself)!

Localization:

"Submit!" "Guide me!" "Die!" "Now!"

[oqulis]

Apparently I greatly overestimate the capacity my stomach has for taco johns