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//I just noticed the hanging Chad Duck in the pic and I can’t stop laughing 🤣

// he is truly the most handsome duck ever lmao , he’s the Fabio of ducks !!
He has Elvis Presley’s soul in that duck.
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#is me!!#ate bread today and it made me extra squishy#(im more bloated than usual ok. i do not need stinky anons telling me YOIRE NOT EVEN SQUISHY!!)#i am squishier than i once was and and and. Well. i just had surgery a couple weeks ago and im being very unkind to myself#but would it really be an eff post without a shit tonne of self deprecation??? no#BUT ALSO HAHAHAHAJ MY HYPERMOBILE ASS FINGERS WHYYYYYY#listen ik they look goofy as shit but if you have a problem w how my bendy fingers look#we can discuss it while i am knuckle deep inside u :)#fave fuck boy summer pose. wish i had abs to really sell the whole Fuck Boy image i so clearly have going on#(been masc dom sadist top for months and idk if it’ll ever go back the other way LOL)#idk idkdkidodk if this flops i might never post again so.#where are all my pretty femmes who need a bf with a cunt?? im right HERE#my proportions are just weird i have a v small waist and v wide hips and v wide shoulders and a PHAT ass and big fucking tits.l#HELP#ill post more when i like myself again ok. this is forced and horrible
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HEHEHEHE I FELT VERY SILLY WITH IT I MIGHT DRAW MORE FOR FUN
our sonas. together hehe
— THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME OH MY GOD???? I FUCKING LOVE IT HEHEHE /VVVVPIS
#IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT#WERE THE SILLY BILLY DUO FRFR ‼️‼️‼️‼️#YOU'RE MORE COOLER BRO SHHSJSJS#THIS WAS SO MUCH FUNN EHEHEHEHE#God you're so awesome and all just uagshsjj#I gave a lil finger gun for fun HAHAHAHAJ
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hey riddie!!
how are you doing? hope you are doing well girl 💗
please take care and im always wishing the best for you!🥹💗
also i came across one song which instantly reminded me of ‘entertainer’ - fic stays rent free on my mind hahahahaj and im not complaining!!
https://music.apple.com/in/album/ride-or-die-pt-2-feat-villano-antillano-tokischa/1734591980?i=1734591987
you are gonna be okay i just know it <333 much love bro 💗
ooh the song is diabolical, just like entertainer jk :') i feel flattered and fulfilled that these fics have taken over you like this hehe i'm glad you still enjoy them <3 i am still incredibly weak from the therapy, but i've gotten much much better. need just a bit more time and we'll be great <3 all my love to you bby!!
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hahahahaj i was at the mall on friday and there was this one worker who kept mentioning my chest size. like i wasn’t sure about sizing but they just joked about it a teensie bit too much after that. i just realized today that the reason they went quiet after i mentioned some other purchase i made was because i said it was for homecoming meaning i am a minor 😭
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GRABE TALAGA SOPER UNFAIR NG MUNDO, MAS MAKAKAPUNTA PA YUNG WALANG INIAAMBAG SA VOTINGS, STREAMING E HAHAHAHAJ GRABE, ME WHEN??
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DZMAAAAA magari xar highkey
vax qartuli ask jumpscare😭😭
madlobaaa hahahahaj
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set en la playa de bikini con pink-and-lilac-sky
Hahahahaj y que dan a cambio?
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BIRD I THINK WE MESSED UP NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT
hahahahaj
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@marvelousmugs

HAHAHHAHA I AM FREE FROM YOUR COOKIE CURSE HAHAHAHAJ 🖕
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I don't think I've ever said how do you do in my life, and I'm old 😂
hahahahaj see, for ages we've been taught it's: "how are you?" "I'm fine, thank you, and you?" and then suddenly we have this new thing called "english revolution" (REVOLUTION!!) and they decided to change it up to: "good morning, how do you do?" 😂
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So I was thinking about Luigi while commuting to this job site (which I, an older adult professional, have a habit of doing practically every day). And specifically, I was thinking about the whole Chaos Heart-Luigi-Dimentio merge wherein I am very much of the mind that the whole "soup" of Super Dimentio left Luigi with both a bit of the Chaos Heart and Dimentio within him.
I was also thinking about Luigi's penchant for magic and dimensions and how the presence of Dimentio's magic in his person (small as it might be) might amplify these tendencies. How Luigi might, with some effort, be able to conjure a dimensional door or a part of another plane or a...
Well. Imagine this. Mario and Luigi are fighting some big bad and Mario's cornered and it doesn't look good. Imagine Luigi freaking out and tapping into that latent piece of Dimentio hiding inside him.
Imagine, if you would, dear reader, the look of abject horror that crosses Mario's features when Luigi summons a very familiar, translucent box with a snap of his fingers.
#hello there#luigi#mario#dimentio#post spm nonsense#yeah this is getting worked into the dimentio! lives story i think#the angst potential is too damn tasty#sometimes i wonder how i manage to be a working adult#the minute i dont have to be professional anymore im leaping back on my bullshit#hahahahaj
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missing people is so weird I hate missing people if I've ever showed you any kind of affection I hate you cause you make me feel things and that's annoying
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the amount of trust i have for anyone with an NL icon
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"i have my contacts.. How or why do you want marijuana? "
"he..uh?! HAHAHAHAJ SHRIMPO LOOK, IS HAMMEY (his hammer)"
"HAHAHAHA HI HAMMEY"
Lazy to draw, but i have to make an AU so 💪💪💪)))

"What happened to Peester?"
"pilma..What was in those brownies..?"
"uh.. ya know..Flour, sugar, herbs.."
"fuck"
"cool"
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