#jsjs

[the-fandom-is-now-my-life]

Okay but imagine if the Creator's child was Kaveh's.

Out of literally everyone in the world and the creator bags the broke architect 🤭

Que Jessica Rabbit's 'he makes me laugh'.

He still lives with Alhaitham bc the idea of sharing a literal child with the creator but still getting locked out of your apartment is hilarious.

The creator had a the broke architect's child

Creative child

After your child is born with no distinctive features other than his blond hair the first one to know who your lover was is your own child

WC: 900~

To be 100% truthful I only thought about doing this for the iconic physical feature like neuvi, Diluc, etc but this was fun jsjs

“Morning, parental unit” your blond son stands on the door joining your library and the solarium in which you often humored visits.

“Morning, uhm, offspring?” Your hand reaches towards the book shelf without minding him, people said children his age find joy in speaking and behaving weirdly, and yours wasn't an exception, if his giggles meant something. 

“I heard you speaking with mister Diluc about visiting Sumeru”

“It's bad to eavesdrop” softly you chastise him but he pouts and stomps.

“I wanna go! You told me dad lives there, I wanna meet him”

“Shush! I told you that as our secret” you close the book you were skimming over but sigh as you see his yellow eyes “but last month when I told you to come for a festival in Sumeru but you didn't want to go”

“Because aunties Eula and Amber were going to teach me how to skyyyy” he whines the last word, already sensing you wouldn't want to take him there. 

“Bratty child” you groan “fine, if you manage to make up for the 4 days we will not be here with your tutor I will take you” and as you finish talking you hear him slamming the door shut and his bare feet hitting the floor as he runs away.

And, somehow, your usually mischievous child managed to work hard enough to make up for a few absences, or so said his tutor, who you still believed was under the spell of his puppy eyes, just like when he managed to smuggle two cats and a cryo slime.

“Karen, stay close, we have to go to the akademiya to check some paperwork and sit through some meetings” you grab his forearm, dragging him away from the colorful stained glass mobiles and the fluffy beasts carrying spices and fruit.

After a fair bit of bickering with every stand selling something he has never seen you manage to reach the akademiya, even if Karen was almost being dragged. 

Popping your head on the administration room you see a row of desks, a familiar face standing out amongst the sea of brown hair, a long gray hair standing up tall from his scalp.

Alhaitham is lounging in his desk, a book on one hand and a pen on the other, seeing him so calm makes you decide against bothering him and rather to ask one of his coworkers, even if you have to wait for a little bit while they finish transcribing as you chat them up, knowing it could be intimidating to have you stand silently besides them.

“C'mon let's just go to himmm, he looks like he is just lazing arounddd” Karen tugs on the bottom of your tunic but you ignore his little tantrum and keep asking the girl about the date she told you she will have after work.

Seemingly waiting for five minutes was too much of a waste of time that could be used to explore this nation. Sneaking silently behind you he stands before Alhaitham’s desk, but is ignored as he has his noise canceling earbuds and Karen isn't taller than the desk.

“Hey” he says, no answer “Heeeyy” no answer, now ticked off Karen slams his small hands against the thick wood board “HEY! STOP IGNORING ME” 

Alhaitham just peeks his head towards him, not hearing the noise but seeing his hands, but when he looks at him his annoyed look and yellow eyes seem too familiar.

He opens his mouth, eyes half closed as if he was thinking about something. 

Now noticing he was causing the ruckus you drag him by the armpits so he stops hitting the desk, as you start making Karen apologize you see Alhaitham's face. His eyebrows now almost up with his hairline and his green eyes uncharacteristically wide, but quickly he changes into a smirk as Karen apologizes for yelling.

“Please don't tell me it was-”

“Keep reading your book”

“Not my guest's bed~” he teases while grabbing his book, expecting the office to be calm again when the door slams open again, a blond huffing and puffing ready to face his housemate.

“YOU… how come you always grab my keys?! I couldn't enter the house for 2 hours!” to which al haitham tugs a set of keys out of his pockets and dangles three keys and a lion doll.

“Ugh, calm down. Why even wait 2 hours if you already know where I work?”

Under all their yapping you mumble something to your son “that is your dad” and you let a small promise to make both meet if he is busy, but after 5 ish minutes of bickering and the paperwork you needed snug in your hand it's obvious it will be quicker to just end this fight yourself. 

“Kaveh? Oh, hi, it's been so long” one of your hands falls on his shoulder, making him notice your presence “like 4 years ago?” You ask as you feel Karen hug one of your legs.

“oh, yeah, it's been so long” he laughs lightly, feeling suddenly bashful.

“It's a shame I was so busy I was just able to visit Sumeru, someone wanted to meet you” the flat part of your nail rakes through your son's hair.

“Huh?” He just now notices the kid behind you and his bright hair.

“Could you take care of him for a second? I have to finish a meeting and I should be able to meet you two”

“Yep! I will show him around and we can meet at the cafe, in sure we will have a lot to talk about”

Don't dare to run away so fast... Who allowed you to use my house like a motel

Hick!

[bayfuzzball7050]

(Him and Tonio get along very well actually)

@jotaromonth day 12 - week 2 (Friendship - morioh!!!)

GRRRR I LOVE EXAGGERATING CHARACTER’S PERSONALITIES 🐺🐺🐺🐺

[juaneloriginal]

I have one more request..<:'3

Can you make your fluffy narrator knead my wavy hair please 🙏🙏🙏

[ressjin]

el muchacho tiene depresión y su terroncito está ahí para calmarlo .

Dragodile mis papis y de luffy 🏃‍♀️

[keepscrollinghun]

[methoughtsphantom]

i just think it’s a neat little coincidence that the two fandoms i love have both a bad dad named Jack

[foxalone]

A Nurse and First-Time Mother jsjs

Underblood belongs to me

Undertale by Toby Fox

[papita474]

Rip squirtle im gonna miss you

[therewillbenoromance]

i NEED to cut my hair i WILL use my teeth if i get desperate i want it GONE

[ane-doodles]

Learning about Vgen... Me interesa

[waffulart]

Some Error sketches for the soul (ft. my fun way to draw him)/Error belongs to CQ.

[project-ared]

Correct translation: Don't lay a finger on my kids

[solei-lune-04]

It's...

My fucking birthday ✨

Wey...

La verdad no quería publicarlo pero en fin...

¡Felicidades para mi! ✨⭐

[baguetteutau]

If Kickin and Catnap would love each other, they would be like this:

haha I love ships that are like that, that girl represents me.

[the-nonsense-is-mine]

It's been rattling around in my head that both Jacques and Jerome describe their conversation about the penthouse as Jacques Snicket, who no one says no to (I mean look at him) begging Jerome Squalor, who has never said no in his life to anyone. And in what context did it fall that Jacques actually begged.

On the one hand, we know they communicate by letter. There's the possibility that Jacques sat down to write to Jerome and ask him to buy the penthouse and as it occurred to him that there wouldn't be time to try again if Jerome said no. So he ends up writing down everything he can think of to convince him, because he can't fail. Just pages and pages of pleas in case Jerome doesn't agree after the first hundred and one times asking.

There's also something to be said for buying a literal penthouse being a kind of big and weird ask. But again - Jerome doesn't really do questioning. It's kinda sticking in my thoughts that maybe this was the one thing that Jerome ever did push for, that he didn't want to move to this penthouse that is literally so far away from the world. That maybe he liked where he was living at the time enough that he would actually fight for it, that he would have to be begged to leave.

That maybe that conversation happened in person, in a home they shared, and when Jacques asked him to move into the penthouse they both knew it would mean being separated again.

Somewhere in here there's some real analysis, but for now I can only offer sad vibes and vague backstory.

[binnas]

🩸 + RUMOR tu skincare es bañarte en la sangre humana

' una dama nunca revela sus secretos de belleza. '