#haida hyena x reader

[mytheoristavenue]

Aggretsuko - Haida x Reader - A Merger?

Summary: You are Gori's assistant, and when she begins having issues with the accounting department, she sends you down to get the ball rolling.

Warnings: Fluff

"Yes sir," you chirped over the office phone at your desk. "Yes, I'll let her know, thank you. Yes, you too, have a wonderful day Mr. Ton!" You sighed, hanging up with the director of accounting before standing up from your desk. This delivery of bad news definitely called for a cup of tea and a sweet treat.

"Ma'am?" you called into your boss's office, cracking the door ajar.

Gori beamed up at you, setting her paper work to the side. "What's up, (Y/N)?" You nudged the door open a bit further, revealing the refreshments in hand with a nervous grin, to which her chipper demeanor dropped. "What happened?"

"Director Ton from accounting just called to have me tell you that we're going to have to shave the budget for the new ad campaign." you explained, setting a steaming cup of tea and sprinkled donut in front of her.

"Are you serious?!" she cried, flailing dramatically. "By how much?"

"Half." you answered with an exhausted sigh.

"Half!? But we've already cut the budget by two thirds of the original number! What the hell guys!"

"Ma'am, may I speak freely?" you asked, sitting yourself down into a chair on the guest side of her desk.

"Always."

"Perhaps anger isn't the right reaction to this? Admittedly, it is a rather outlandish campaign to someone who isn't in the loop. Maybe they're only cutting us because they don't see how well if could turn a profit?" You explained, crossing you legs, and brainstorming a way to possibly help them Ton understand her view of things. "Maybe we should send a marketing representative to partner with an accounting representative to create a presentation to bring both departments together."

"(Y/N), you're a genius!" Gori cried, rising and slamming her palms on the desk. "It's like a corporate arranged marriage, I love it!"

"Well...that's kind of an odd way to look at it, but yeah. Do you thin it could work?"

"Hell yeah it could!" she answered, excitedly, instantly going to her computer and firing off against her keyboard. "I'll get the memo typed up right now."

"Excellent, ma'am! I think we should carefully choose who we send, though. It should be someone polite, yet firm in our needs- a diplomat of sorts."

"Oh, I know exactly who I'll send!" she reassured, pressing the printing button and waiting for the machine to feed out the paperwork. After she received it, she collected it into a manila folder, before labeling it with: 'Marketing-Accounting Merger'.

"That's fantastic, ma'am, who?"

"You."

"Me?!"

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You gulped, anxiously glancing around, trying to navigate the accounting floor, which to you, was uncharted territory. You were beginning to feel hopeless as you spun around, utterly lost among the hallways. In the distance, you could hear phones ringing, keys clacking, and people chatting- a clear indication of the main working area, but you were never able to find the room. Just as you were about to give in and return home, you heard a gentle voice from behind you.

"Need help finding something?"

You pivoted on your heels, a bit startled. "Yes, please!" you begged, cheeks heated from your flustered state. In front of you stood a tall hyena, hands in his pockets, greeting you with a snaggle-toothed grin. "I need to find the accounting department? Is this it?"

"Yes but no," he laughed. "If you're looking for a printer or a vending machine, you're in the right place, but if you need to talk to someone, I can help you."

"Thank you so much, sir, I need to find Mr. Ton." His eyes widened a bit and his smile faltered for a moment before returning with a cocked brow.

"I don't envy you. C'mon, I'll take you to his office." As he began to walk away, you scurried to his side, struggling to keep up with him. "I'm Haida, by the way."

"I'm (Y/N)," you replied, finally beginning to calm down from your earlier panic. "I'm from marketing."

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You were embarrassed to find, that you were extremely close to achieving your goal on your own, having walked passed the hallway that lead to his office multiple times. Calmly, Haida walked up to Ton's desk introducing you.

"Sir, marketing sent a rep to talk to you." He then looked down to you with a light smile, encouraging you to take the floor.

"U-Um, yes sir," you bowed awkwardly. "My name is (Y/N), assistant to Director Gori, we spoke on the phone earlier." To your utter shock, the pig smiled at you, standing and bowing to you as well before sitting down again and inviting you to do the same.

"(Y/N), welcome to our department, I hope you found your way alright?"

You nodded with a beam, glancing up to the hyena. "I did, thanks to Haida here."

"Now," the director said, leaning across his desk. "What brings you down here?"

"Ms. Gori has a proposition for you," you began, passing over the folder.

"A merger?" he inquired. "I hardly think that's necessary, we are all one big family in this company."

"We in the marketing department believe that it's crucial that we all be on the same page, and we recognize that we have a habit of coming up with some rather...outlandish ideas for ads." You began to sweat, feeling as if you were under a microscope. This area was built differently than yours. It was one big open space where all of the employees there could hear and scrutinize you. Not only that but you were the smallest person in this conversation, sitting there with Ton, his assistant, and Haida looming over you. Regardless, you presisted.

"We have noticed that, over time you have been pulling our funding, and being quite selective in which of our projects you choose to fund."

"Is that right?" the obese man's eyes furrowed, his fake politeness melting away.

"Y-Yes, sir." You proceeded, swallowing a lump of nervousness. "This is why we are requesting a merger. We believe that there is simply a lack of communication between our departments, and we are understanding of your hesitance to fund projects while uncertain of their outcomes. In this folder, you'll find all the information on this idea, and I'm here if you have anymore questions."

You almost felt sick while he analyzed the paperwork, groaning with disapproval, sifting through pages. "So," he finally spoke again, glancing up at you with an irritated expression. "You want me to give you one of my employees to represent my department to waste their time on this stupid side project?"

You gulped, hesitantly nodding.

"Alright," he said, much to your surprise, before turning to your companion. "Haida, how much work do you have left for today?"

"Not much, sir, why do you ask?" the younger man perked up curiously.

"Pass it off to Anai, as of today, this merger is your main priority." Ton decided, only for the fact that he didn't feel like spending energy on reviewing other candidates. "You are representing our department, so you better make this presentation good. Don't embarrass me."

Haida stood frozen for a moment, surprised at his boss's trust in him. His eyes nervously shifted between the director and you, before he responded. "Y-Yes, sir!" he saluted timidly. "I don't let you down!"

A/N: This is just the first part, let me know if anyone is interested in a second part!

[misaverawrites]

Gimme More (Haida x Reader)

summary: You and Haida decide to make it official

tags: first kiss, hand-holding, cherry blossoms, Retsuko and Haida aren't slow-burning lol.

a/n: no one look at me lol

You and your co-worker step outside into the dark night, the stars twinkle above you both as the cherry-blossoms fall lazily off the trees and onto the sidewalk around you.

"Hey, thanks a ton for staying and working overtime with me!" You beam at Haida, holding onto the strap of the small bag on your shoulder.

Haida smiles back towards you, offering you a hand, "Do you need any help with your bag?"

You only shake your head, readjusting it on your shoulder. "Not really but," You start walking slowly, he follows behind you, "Since you helped me out with all those numbers, do you maybe wanna get some dinner together?"

Haida nods, you had both been going on casual dates for a few months now and you had started feeling this fluttery feeling in your stomach when you'd see Haida... You wanted to ask him to consider making it exclusive.

At least consider it...

You smile holding out your hand for Haida to take to which he accepts quickly, you walk through the business district, you're both careful to not run into co-workers as you get closer to more restaurants and karaoke bars.

You both step into a small restaurant, one of your favorites.

"Oh, (Y/N)!" The hostess says, grinning smugly and staring at Haida. "You brought a boy?"

You grimace and sigh, "Yes, Hanako... Please don't make a big deal out of this?"

She rolls her eyes as she leads you both to a secluded seat in the back of the restaurant.

"So..." You awkwardly play with your thumbs.

"So..." Haida repeats back. "You know the girl out front?"

You laugh a bit. You knew more than just her, her parents owned the restaurant and you'd worked here in college, "There's all of that, and then... I just basically became a part of the family. They always said if I ever wanted to go back to school, I could work here and they'd support me..."

Haida nods, "You ever think about goin' back to school?"

You shrug a bit and look at Haida, "I feel like it'd be nice, make some extra money."

You both sit in silence for a bit until Haida clears his throat, "I could... I could support you..."

You look up at Haida and stand up, setting money on the table and walk out with him in tow.

"Did I say something wrong?" He asks while you shake your head.

"No just, there aren't prying eyes out here." You laugh.

He laughs back a bit and you clear your throat.

"I'd like to support you too, Haida. I think you and I could support one another in life... but definitely at least for now?"

He blushes a bit. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

"I'd like to be exclusive, Haida. You and I."

He begins to get flustered, he's sweating and stuttering now as you take a step closer to him, he looks nervous. "Haida, do you trust me?"

Haida can only nod as you step on the tip of your toes and kiss him, you hear mildly distant cheers from the restaurant behind you as the wind continues and the cherry blossoms flutter all around you as you both separate from the kiss and stare at each other for a moment.

"I want to be exclusive too." Is all Haida can say before you kiss him once again.

[misaverawrites]

how we doin' today haida simps?