#half suffocated by the power and length of their irate rants

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Angel Dust: "We're friendsies now, right Vaggigator?"

Vaggie: "We were a few seconds ago."

Angel Dust: "Meanin' personal askes are a-okay I'm gussin."

Vaggie: "No."

Angel Dust: "Awww...! And here I thought CHARLIE was really HOPIN' we'd all get closer an' stuff..."

Vaggie: "Fine."

Angel Dust: "Nice. So."

Angel Dust: (points at vaggie's choker necklace)

Angel Dust: "That's a pet collar, ain't it?"

Vaggie: "CHARLIE! I'M GONNA KILL ANGEL DUST, OKAY?"

Charlie: (distantly) "No you're nooot~!"

Vaggie: "WELL I'M AT LEAST THINKING ABOUT IT REALY HARD!"

Angel Dust: "Bet her tellin' ya what do to also gets you reeaal h- ack!"

Vaggie: "She said I couldn't kill you."

Vaggie: "She never said I couldn't make you suffer."

Angel Dust: "Ya tryin' to outdo my job, toots, an' it ain't gonna work."

Vaggie: "Have you ever watched multiple seasons of a show that built up the romantic tension and deep emotional bond between two women only to kill one of them off and claim the other was in love the whole time with a man she canonically spent most of the show being belittled or ignored by?"

Angel Dust: "..you... wouldn't... dare."

Vaggie: "Your evenings are mine for the rest of eternity, friend-o."

Angel Dust: "cHARLIE HELP-!"

Charlie: (distantly) (distracted) "Have fun with movie night, you two~"