#hampstead taber

[unethicallypleistocene]

for the OC ask game, what kind of music would Taber listen to assuming they had access to Spotify?

They seem like a punk rock listener to me (a genre that I know shamefully little about) but I have a feeling that there's interspersed self-help and leadership audiobooks in their Spotify history. They are the second mate, after all.

[unethicallypleistocene]

🥔 for me, please and thank you!

Crooked Latitudes character be upon ye!

I’m assigning you Hampstead Taber, the second mate of The Tantalus and Captain Alden Hathaway’s begrudging confidante. Sardonic he may be, but he’s a much-needed pragmatist and fiercely loyal to his crew. He would (and has!) put himself in harm’s way without a second thought. Just don’t ask him about the incident with Alden and the shark.