#hanzo x menchi

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Gon !

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[thanakite]

Menchi's rant against Hanzo when he insults pork is something I feel deep in my bones, I love pork, it is so tasty 😋

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Pokemon and Hunter x Hunter as decided by my friend @doodle-storm after only seeing Hunter Exam and Zoldyck Family Arcs... Part 2!!! As always friend, add onto this post if there's any reasoning I've missed!

Netero: Medicham (I think the rationale here was that despite looking a little goofy, it's actually quite strong. I think this guy is very appropriate for Netero, for reasons I can't tell my friend yet.)

Hanzo: Greninja (It's a ninja pokemon. However, my friend laments the fact that Greninja is not bald enough, nor does it have "bedazzled eyebrows". She has therefore made an entire team for Hanzo that is purely comprised of bald and bedazzled eyebrow pokemon. She took this very seriously I'll have you know.)

Pokkle: Decidueye (An archer! She hopes Pokkle gets to finish his pokedex.)

Satotz: Omanyte (I honestly can't remember the initial reasoning but they both have mustaches and no visible mouth so that's cool.)

Menchi: Dachsbun (Bread dog. As befitting a Gourmet Hunter.)

Buhara: Snorlax (Probably needs little elaboration.)

Lippo: Rotom (Because of all the cameras in the prison and the fact that he operated from behind screens using electronics.)

Beans: Politoed (She can picture politoed in an identical suit.)

Tonpa: Trubbish (...she does not like Tonpa very much.)

Ponzu: Beedrill (Bee pokemon. She has bees in her hat.)

Bendot: Machoke (He's a fighter pokemon. Also he was going to choke Tonpa so there's that too.)

Sedokan: Litwick (It's a candle. It's also got one eye hidden.)

Majitani: Wishiwashi (We spent a long time trying to find a pokemon that sort of gives that impression of guy trying to look way more intimidating than he is... She decided on Wishiwashi because its school form is powerful but it also reverts back to weaker solo form when wounded.)

Leroute: Salazzle (I did not know there were pokemon people thirsted for and I don't think I needed to know that. Anyways, Salazzle is kind of an exotic creature and she was involved in exotic animal trafficking so. Checks out.)

Johness the Dissector: none. (She tried to think of one but really couldn't. We both kind of agreed that he probably wouldn't have any on account of... probably killing them.)

Geretta: Aromatisse (I don't know lol. I think this was just vibes.)

Agon: Galarian Farfetch'd (He appeared to have been a fencer so I think this was the closest thing. Plus eyebrows.)

Bodoro: Gallade (She was trying to think of an honourable type of pokemon. I don't think she was entirely sold on Gallade, especially since she gave Kurapika one later on, but we moved on.)

Bourbon: Seviper (Viper for the snake charmer.)

Nicholas: Abra (Abra just kind of sleeps, and though Nicholas tried to predict the Hunter Exam, he wasn't prepared for it, so I think that was the rationale here.)

Siper: Inteleon (A sniper pokemon for the sniper. I questioned why she was giving this minor character a pokemon when I'm pretty sure she didn't even have a speaking line, to which she replied, and I quote, "Yeah, but I want her to step on me.")

Sommy: Aipom (Mischievous monkey for the monkey trainer.)

Todo: Hariyama (Sumo pokemon for the sumo guy.)

Amori Brothers: Falinks (Yes, all three of them have the same pokemon. They work together for team attacks and so do the brothers. Do not separate.)

Zeno: Roaring Moon (I brought up Zeno's association with dragons. She liked the vibe of this one for him.)

Silva: Kommo-o (I think she wanted to keep the dragon theming. ...she also refers to Silva as "evil He-Man". Just thought you should know.)

Kikyo: Hatterene (She picked this one because of its elegant look... and the fact that it attacks anyone who is too loud or hostile within its home range.)

Illumi: Ferrothorn (It's absolutely perfect omg. She said it attacks using spikes and thorns, and it also "has the eyes". She also cheerfully informed me it's weak to fire. She does not like Illumi very much.)

Milluki: Forretress (Also has the eyes, and stays in a shell. It shoots things I think. She was trying to pick one that calls to mind Milluki's bombs.)

Kalluto: Kartana (I mentioned Kalluto's association with paper, so she picked this one.)

Gotoh: Meowth (For the coin association. Also she thought it'd be kind of funny if all the butlers had cat or cat-like pokemon.)

Canary: Espeon (Because it evolves based on friendship... augh... also vibes.)

Zebro: Cinccino (Zebro's kind of the janitor, and Cinccino likes to clean, if I'm remembering correctly? Also it's kind of disarmingly cute and harmless looking, which fits Zebro's "taking the key from the hapless guard" shtick.)

Seaquant: Watchog (Vibes, I'm pretty sure. hjdfkbvdshjvh)

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My Fave NL HxH Ships

This post is dedicated to my NL/Het HxH Ships. I think NL Ships deserves more love as I have received and seen many replies/posts bashing on het ships(not only from HxH but other series as well), claiming shipping X is homophobic, toxic and such. Maybe those posts are just joke, but I don’t think it’s nice to shame others for having different taste. In the end, fiction is just fiction.

I myself is an avid BL/GL shippers and made many arts of them, but I love my NL ships just as much. Let’s check my list and see if you ship them as well even in different interpretations!

1. Kurapika x Neon

Best hateslash. Kurapika changed his original upon seeing Neon and ended taking care of her family. He could’ve left and find better employer, but he didn’t. HE CHOSE EXTRA WORK INSTEAD. Imagine the potential of Kuraneon dehumanizing each other as objects of lust and taking care of each other in the same time. Also, the chance of Kurapika isolating Neon cause he was so paranoid after Chrollo stole her power. That is just so toxic, so good.

Truely gruesome couple, made for each other.

2. Chrollo x Neon

Also best hateslash. Imagine sleeping with the person who manipulated and ruined your life because he wanted to OWN you! He wanted to tell the world that you belong to him and a part of you is forever with him. And you love him very much cause no other person can play you like a piano and worship you like this. Well I wouldn’t wish such relationship on myself. But this ship really tickles my sexual sadism brrrrRR I wanna do this to Neon ...sorry babygirl.

[Here is Pitou x Kai, but I ship them as BL so let’s skip it]

3. Gon x Kite

Gon promised to protect Kite and that’s the most romantic thing Gon ever said to a girl(???). Not to mention Kite literally made Gon and Gon-san. Kite is the first person we see with Gon. He taught him important lessons, inspired him to be a hunter and Gon’s anger for Kite forced Gon to release his full potential as Gon-san. That’s how important Kite is in Gon’s life. Anyway... did I just type he...? Welp I ship Gon x Kite as BL too but he’s a girl now.

4. Killua x Machi

When Killua hit Machi, I immediatelly shipped them.... no other explanation just me and my..taste.

5.  Hisoka x Machi

Honestly I’ve always supported them but they’re not really my top favorite until... Hisoka killed all Machi’s friends.... Finally, things are starting to get interesting. Go ruin your girl’s life and make her chase you, that’s the trick!

6. Killua x Canary

They are just so cute. He looked like he wanted to impress her in 2011 anime adaption by showing off his skill.

7. Basho x Melody

Honestly they act like Kurapika’s parents. They are always together and keep in touch with each other even after leaving Nostrade family employment. Also, Basho acts like Neon is the daughter-in-law he kind of question.

8. Komugi x Mereum

They just want to spend time with each other till the end of their lives :(

9. Hanzo x Menchi

Did anyone remember 1999 scenes where they bickered and Menchi dressed up then Hanzo took a picture or something??? I hope they meet again as Hanzo is getting more screentime now!

10. Shizuku x Phinks

Shizuku ruined her clothes when fighting ants in Meteor City.... and Phinks gave her his clothes!! OMG THE CHIVALRY.

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Hanzo being a creep 📸

[junleoh]

WHAT

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[barbellina]

Inktober week 2

[aqaashi]

a dumbass: hxh sucks

me:

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First impressions of Hunter x Hunter - part 1

Hunter Exam arc:

Why is Gon wearing booty shorts?

Gon's dad sounds like an asshole.

Hunter exam? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Weapon of choice - fishing pole, got it.

Leorio is a teenager? Wth

Is Kurapika a girl? Idk

Enter the white haired character, Killua.

Who's the clown guy? He's cute.

Satotz looks pretty cool, literally runs likes a girl.

Gourmet hunters? Interesting...Gordon Ramsay would do well here....I think.

Why is Menchi dressed like that...wth.

Netero is awesome.

Nobody likes Tonpa including me.

Hanzo looks like Ikkaku from Bleach...Ikkaku, is that you???

We all have that weird ass sibling...weird af Illumi...and his bff is Hisoka....okay.

Zoldyck family arc:

Alright so these assassins have a hideout that everyone knows about and tourists visit...totally normal.

Mike is the puppy you don't pet...at all...no matter what...resist.

What is up with all the anime old guys being strong and ripped af...JJBA flashbacks.

Those are a lot of gates...heavy ass gates.

Canary?! Enter character of colour! Yesss

Milluki, if you touch Killua again, I'm gonna kick your fat ass.

Killua's family is weird but cool at the same time. Hot dad, cool grandpa, robot mom...and little 'sister'.

Butlers are awesome in all animes.

Heavens arena arc:

These kids are really like 12 to 14 right...alright then.

Hisoka is stalking Gon...this is creepy but he's so cute.

Zushi reminds me of Rock Lee so much.

People are literally ganging up on these precious babies.

Schwing?!

Is Hisoka holding his severed hand like a handbag...this guy.

Machi is a cutie and Hisoka is a weird ass flirt.

BUNGEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM?!

York new city arc:

Mito-San is a great mom figure to Gon.

Still think Ging is an asshole.

Flesh collectors...wtf Kurapika.

Gotta catch'em all....Kurta eyes.

The girl that has to kiss people...that's a strange ability....gross.

Melody is awesome, her backstory is sad but she's so sweet and caring to Kurapika.

Phantom troupe? Sounds interesting.

Uvogin is over 8 feet tall...I'm 5'6...hmmm how far up do I need to climb to kiss him.

9. Why the fuck is Hisoka in this troop?! He seems like a guy who works alone alone...not with any form of human.

10. Cholera...chlorine...Chrollo

11. Spider tattoos...love it.

12. Is that...Levi Ackerman?!

13. Omg Kurapika and those chains?! So cool!

14. Alright, Chloroform...I mean Chrollo looks cute with his hair down.

15. Ah shit...Hot daddy and cool grandpa out to kick Cholesterol's...I mean Chrollo's ass...enter the Zoldycks.

16. Fortunes, huh? Is...is Chromosome...Chrollo crying?

17. Oh lord....Illumi is back.

18. Did...Hisoka do all of that just to throw hands with Chrollo?

Part 2

Part 3

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Onii-Chan (x child reader)

⭐️Chapter 15: Bai Bai!💧

(Also sorry for spamming chapters, I’m trying my best to catch up the book with my Wattpad and Quotev book since its on the 24th chapter and this is in the 15th lol)

Y/n was sleeping, curling up with Mr Oinks and Foxy. Her arm was bandaged up from being broken by Hanzo. She was softly snoring as she was sleeping. 

Gon had left a few moments ago after hearing that the Hunter exam ended and that Killua failed, so he went to confront Illumi about it. Satotz had left as well with Gon, leaving the female alone with her animals. 

Soon a butterfly flew into the room and landed on the head of the small child as she slept peacefully.

Soon the door opened to be Hisoka. As he entered the foxy plush emitted some bloodlust to scare off who ever had entered.

"It's just me~" Hisoka said as he headed towards the 3. He poked the child's cheek as she started to open her eyes. She moved on her side and looked at Hisoka.

"Hiso...chan..." She mumbled softly as she sat up, rubbing her eyes with her one hand, considering her other arm was broken.

"We have to get going little fox~"

"Okie...but can I say bai to everyone..." She mumbled as Hisoka had helped her off the bed.

"Alright then~" Y/n smiled happily. "Okie! I won't be long big brother! Let's go Mr Oinks!" Mr Oinks jumped off the bed and followed the female out of the room.

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"Mr Satotz! Menchi-Neesan! Buhara-san! Grandpa!" The hunters looked at the small female who ran over to them, with her plush in her arms.

"You're awake now, is your arm feeling better?" Satotz asked the female who nodded her head slightly. He also handed the girl her hunter licences and all the items that the other applicants got when they were in orientation.

"Thank you!" Menchi smiled at the polite child and patted her head.

"You're a good kid, go and become a gourmet hunter will you." The child was happy with the headpats.

"Bai! I'm gonna be the best hunter! I will be every hunter in the world!" She waved bye to them as she went off.

"Stay safe."

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Y/n jumped and hugged Illumi.

"Illu-Oniisan! Bai Bai!" She squeezed him in a hug as Illumi patted her head a bit.

"Bye for now Y/n. I'll see you again." As Y/n waved bye to Illumi, soon her eyes sparkled at seeing Gon, Kurapika and Leorio.

She ran and jumped onto Gon for a hug. 

"Onii-Chan!" She hugged the male, calling him Onii-Chan like her brother. 

"Lil sis!" Gon smiled and hugged the female back, also being careful about her arm.

"I'm gonna miss youuu. I have to go with Hiso-Oniisan soon."

As Gon and Y/n slowly stopped hugging and Y/n was put down on the ground. Leorio ruffled her hair.

"Stay safe Munchkin."

"Thank you leo-Oniisan!" Kurapika bend down to the girl's height and hugged her softly and soon pulled away.

"Stay safe..sunshine." He smiled softly at the female, who smiled brightly back, like a sunshine.

"I'll miss you all! Bai Bai!" She waved to them as she skipped off with Mr Oinks and Foxy. "Tell Kil-Oniisan I say bai!" 

"Ready to go?" Hisoka hummed at the female as she went to him. She nodded her head.

"Lets go Hiso-Oniisan!"

"It's not Oniichan anymore?"

"No! You lied in the forest so you aren't my Onii-Chan! Gon is my Onii-Chan now!"

"You're so mean Y/n-Chan~ I said I was sorry~"

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And the book is finished...

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FINISHED SEASON 1 HA! you thought this was over. No it isn't! (unless you are from the future and saw the future chapters then obviously you knew it wasn't over or read the last note in the previous chapter) 

This is only season 1 of Onii-Chan. I decided to make each arc a different Season. So Season 2 will be coming soon~

Which is the Heaven's Arena Arc. Which will be the transitional season for Y/n to separate from Hisoka, from a poll vote, and go with Gon and Killua.

Also I'm gonna add a side chapter for just extra information about Y/n and a few cute scenes between Y/n and the characters, along with her reacting to some comments hehe (cuz some made me laugh and I wanna make Y/n react with them)

Thank you for all the support so far on this book with 400 + hearts on Quotev and 13 k + reads on wattpad, and with getting it to number 1 on the HunterxHunter tag. 

I would have never thought people would have loved this book as much as I loved writing it. This book was really fun to write and I'm excited for season 2 of Onii-Chan to come soon ^^ 

~ Skypie

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[Playstation 2] Hunter x Hunter Altar of Dragon English Guide

A basic guide to the menu screen in Hunter x Hunter Altar of Dragon for the PS2.

The screen itself looks like this, and can be accessed by pressing the Start button. I’ll now go through each option from top to bottom;

Status

The Status screen provides you with the stats of all the characters you currently have. In this game, you’re not limited to the main four (Gon, Killua, Leorio & Kurapika), in fact, you’re able to use many characters from the story, each with their own unique skills and attacks. The list of playable characters also includes; Satotz, Menchi, Hisoka, Ponzu, Hanzo, and Ogyu.

Item

Here you can see all the items you’ve gathered during the game.

Map

By choosing the map option, you’ll be met with a confirmation screen “Would you like to go to the map?”, if you select yes, you’ll be taken to the map screen. You can then select the location you’d like to travel to; the 〇 ▢ Buttons will confirm, while the △ Button will return you to the ship.

Change

This option allows you to change who you play as (Main), and who your partner is.

Save & Load

The next two options are Save and Load respectively.

Options

Lastly is the options menu, which includes Sound settings (Stereo or Mono), Change the button layout, Message speed (1 is fastest, 5 is slowest), and Vibration on or off.

I would also like to note that there are ‘secret’ options you can unlock if you fulfill certain requirements... 

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Grotesque

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2HZDbs5

by killugonwriter

It only takes so much to break through. And the virus did just that. It broke through.

Words: 12304, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Gon Freecs, Killua Zoldyck, Kaito | Kite, Mito Freecs, Meleoron (Hunter X Hunter), Canary (Hunter X Hunter), Senritsu | Melody, Kurapika (Hunter x Hunter), Leorio Paladiknight, Komugi (Hunter x Hunter), Meruem (Hunter x Hunter), Amane (Hunter X Hunter), Alluka Zoldyck, Illumi Zoldyck, Hisoka (Hunter X Hunter), Kalluto Zoldyck, Phinks (Hunter X Hunter), Feitan (Hunter X Hunter), Machi (Hunter x Hunter), Shalnark (Hunter X Hunter), Kortopi (Hunter X Hunter), Bonolenov (Hunter x Hunter), Palm Siberia, Shoot McMahon, Shaiapouf (Hunter x Hunter), Shizuku (Hunter X Hunter), Kuroro Lucifer | Chrollo Lucifer, Morel Mackernasey, Knov (Hunter x Hunter), Pokkle (Hunter X Hunter), Ponzu (Hunter x Hunter), Wing (Hunter X Hunter), Welfin (Hunter X Hunter), Genei Ryodan | Phantom Troupe, Gotoh (Hunter X Hunter), Biscuit Krueger, Ging Freecs, Knuckle Bine, Isaac Netero, Beans (Hunter X Hunter), Reina (Hunter X Hunter), Colt (Hunter x Hunter), Pariston Hill, Menthuthuyoupi (Hunter x Hunter), Neferpitou (Hunter X Hunter), Cheetu (Hunter X Hunter), Silva Zoldyck, Kikyou Zoldyck, Menchi (Hunter X Hunter), Hanzo (Hunter X Hunter), Retz (Hunter x Hunter), Spinner Clow, Hina (Hunter x Hunter), Fukurou | Owl, Leol (Hunter X Hunter), Cheadle Yorkshire

Relationships: Gon Freecs/Killua Zoldyck, Kurapika/Leorio Paladiknight, Hisoka/Illumi Zoldyck, Alluka Zoldyck/Zushi, Machi/Pakunoda, Feitan/Phinks (Hunter X Hunter), Knuckle Bine/Shoot McMahon, Amane/Canary, Uvogin | Ubogin/Shalnark

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