#happy birthday Cartman

[474lyse]

I'm very normal about him

[putzhashi]

Poly Month - Day 3 (even though it was meant for day 2 but life got in the way...)

I'm so upset that I've missed on a few days of Kyman week. Stfu ik I need to practice on my anatomy...

[krist-420]

Happy Birthday Cartman

[mangomilkart]

[drabesacraben]

Cartman cake

[starrfishs]

Silly dude

I know it’s 4 days after his birthday but I drew this on his birthday so 😒😒

[komipacket]

I ALSO DREW AN ART FOR CARTMAN-

But i forgot to post it here so uh.. here we go?

[matchacowbee]

YALL I JUST REALIZED TODAY IS CARTMANS BDAY LOL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE 💗💗💗

maybe I should draw smt for him ?

[jellywebs]

Redraws of my favorite Erics for his birthday!! 🎉🎉

[the-ourple-ouppy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARTMAN!! ❤️

❤️🎂🥳🎈🎉🎊🪅🎁🍰

Birthday edit I made for him 🥰

A photo from the party 🥳

His party and gifts 😄

❤️🎂🥳🎈🎉🎊🪅🎁🍰

he's just my little silly guy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARTMAN!!

[matt-n-trey]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARTMAN!!

[gl1tchysp4ce0utcxst]

Happy birthday big guy❤❤❤

[sadostracod]

Late upload but made this for bestboi Eric on his birthday

[emilyartstudio-s]

Peech Kenny 🍑 !!!

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[fucksurass]

ALMOST MISSED IT!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNY!!!!

He thinks everyone forgot! (they did... They remembered last minute (like me!) and set something up for him!) everyones invited to Kennys last minute birthday party!!

[hannah-h-pleb]

So I’m a silly goose and forgot to make a post, but it was @h-harleybaby’s birthday the other day! Happy belated birthday girlie girl! I hope your day was just as special as you 😁❤️ (that was painfully cliché oml)

Harley introduced myself and many others to the concept of “Wrestler” Cartman. I for one, LOVE the concept, so here’s my take on it 🤪

This one’s for you Harles!

Wrestler Cartman: General NSFW Headcanons

Content Advisory: NSFW content, smut (18+), minors DNI, aged up characters (late teens, high school AU), female bodied reader

For one I can absolutely see Cartman as a wrestler. I like to imagine that he would 100% enjoy wrestling because he gets to fight people for sport (with some boundaries that he has, probably crossed at some point in time). If he wins, he’ll be cocky as hell about it, hyping up the crowd to cheer louder for him and probably mocking his opponent

To everyone’s surprise, he’s actually really good at it. Despite losing multiple fights as a child, he shows himself to be a talented wrestler and probably winds up being one of the top wrestlers in school

But every champion needs his lucky charm…and right now he’s only got his eyes set on one person: You

He’s had eyes on you for a while, so what better way to show off and impress you by inviting you to one of his wrestling matches? This way he can show you how strong he is. Show you how much of a champion he truly is

To his delight, it works. You watch him as he wrestles with his opponent, admiring his figure, his strength, the way his body looks all sweaty…yep you’ve got a crush now

It didn’t help that whenever Cartman would pin someone down on the floor and he just so happened to be facing your direction, he’d look over and give you a cheeky grin as if to say “You wish this was you huh?” (Yes, yes you did)

You kept going to his matches. Of course you were there to support him, but you just couldn’t get enough of how good his body looked in that tight singlet. The look on his face whenever he’d throw someone down, the determination in his eyes, his cockiness, you couldn’t get enough. So you decided to do something about it. You asked him to show you some of his wrestling moves with you

He was hesitant at first, not wanting to actually hurt you, but when you reassured him that you would be fine, he happily obliged but was still careful. He would throw you down, hold you down on the floor, the whole nine yards. It wasn’t until you two got this close to each other that you both realized just how attracted you were to one another, and that’s when it all changed.

Wrestler Cartman is rough, and I mean, rough. He uses his strength to his advantage and absolutely manhandles you. Holding you down while he fucks you, putting you in positions that you didn’t even know you could be put in, wrapping his strong hands around your neck, the list goes on

He has a “sleeper” build, still chubby but he’s got more muscle in his arms than before. This dude is STRONG. And he uses his strength to his advantage

He also uses his weight to his advantage as well. He’ll use his body to pin you down while he slides himself inside of you. Two words: Mating press.

If he loses a match? Be prepared to be ruined after the match is over. He’ll be so angry that he’ll just use you to relieve himself of his “high strung” emotions. For example, instead of just letting you suck him off, this time he’ll just fuck your face. He doesn’t care if you can’t take it either, he wants to push you beyond your limits and use all of your holes for his own pleasure

He’s a rough guy in general, but if you two do it after he loses a match? That’s when his power hungry/sadistic side comes out full force. He wants to remind you of how strong he is and how much power he has over you even if he lost a match with you watching. He’s still in control, and he’s going to do whatever he wants to you and you don’t get a say otherwise

Face fucking, mating press, manhandling, Wrestler! Cartman can check every box. Oh and not to mention, he loves pulling you off to fuck you in the change rooms. He covers your mouth with his hand as he takes you from behind up against the wall. This dude gets so horny for you so easily sometimes he just can’t help himself

Can’t keep his hands off of you either. Whenever you you two are together, he’s always got an arm around you. He wants everyone to know that you belong to him and you are his lucky charm

I believe Harley said this one in her headcanons but I’m going to echo it: Sometimes when you guys fuck, he’ll be wearing his medals while he fucks you. He’ll whisper in your ears exactly how he got this medals. “Remember when I held that one loser down on the floor? That’s where this came from sweetheart. Oh what, you like hearing about what I do to people when I’m up there? Now I know just how filthy how you are……”

Oh. And if you just so happen to be a manager for his wrestling team?…. Best believe that man is going to be all over you whenever he can

Pulling you off to the side to make out with you, teasing your pussy while no one’s watching, calling you a “dirty fucking slut” if you start whimpering, making you suck his cock quickly in the restroom before his match, you can never fully predict what this dude is going to do to you next. And you just love it