#happy birthday asmo

[misak85]

Levi: *sneezes*

Asmo: ...

Levi: You're not even going to say "bless you"?

Asmo: I'm sitting right here. You've clearly been blessed.

[asmotheavatarofhorny]

12:00 AM

Happy birthday Asmo! I love you so much my sweet sweet boy<333

It was the dead of night, 12:00 AM on the dot, when Asmo’s door creaked and he could hear the soft tapping of socked feet on the carpet of his room. No one would dare to bother Asmodeus in the middle of the night in fear of getting mauled for ‘disturbing his beauty sleep.’ …All except for one person.

A meddling human who knew all too well that Asmo had a soft spot for them deep in his hardened heart. Actually, scratch that. Asmo’s entire heart was a soft spot for them. His entire being, even. And now this little human was sneaking into his bedroom at midnight on May 15th, to wish him a happy birthday.

The tapping subsided softly beside the Asmo’s twin bed. The softest bed that you would ever be graced with the pleasure of laying in. You softly nudged Asmo’s shoulder, who sputtered softly before groaning and turning over to meet whoever was disturbing him. His voice was as soft as silk and only a little pitchy. It got much deeper when he was sleepy, due to him not having the energy to keep up the cutesy high voice that was seen by most people as his regular pitch.

His eyes softened when they met yours, the flecks of yellow sunlight dancing amidst the pool of bright orange. “MC… Mmh..” he mumbled, and you almost thought he fell back asleep before he flipped over and made grabby hands at you.

He was so adorable, his hair not made up like normal, but instead splayed out on his pillow. And his face not adorned in layers of makeup, but rather completely bare. This was one of your favorite views, you thought as you lifted up the blanket next to him and scooted in close.

He wrapped his arms around you and buried his face into your chest, grabbing your hands and bringing them to lay around his shoulders. You leaned down and placed a chaste kiss on his hair, relishing in the smell of roses that he emitted.

He nuzzled your chest, and you almost swore you could feel him smile against your shirt. “I love you, MC…” he mumbled, just loud enough for you to hear.

“I love you too, Azzy,” you could feel yourself smiling uncontrollably. He was just too sweet, and smelled too good. He trusted you so wholly it was almost intoxicating, and he wasn’t even conscious enough to realize what he was doing to you.

“Happy birthday, my love,” you planted another kiss on his hairline, lingering there for a moment before resting your chin atop his head. His legs moved to tangle with yours, a thigh resting atop one of yours and nestling itself in between your legs, and another one wrapped around your waist. He nuzzled into you once again before his hand dug under your shirt, drawing slow circles into your back.

You hugged him tighter, his soft hair tickling your face as he hummed in contentment.

In that moment, he knew he loved you. And you knew you loved him, more deeply than anyone could ever comprehend.

[jellophoid]

it’s his special day, no one else is allowed to breathe on his special day

[saeyoungchoismaid]

For the alphabet event, Asmo with N, X, and Y? 🫣

the birthday boy!!!

n - nipple play

c’mon, do you even need to ask? Asmo is all over nipple play. Yours, his, he doesn’t care! Just yes, yes, yes! Loves to suckle on them when you two are casually hanging out. Loves to make you whine when they start getting too raw and sensitive. Loves when you play and flick his, teasing him when he moans for you

x - x marks the spot (where can you touch them that will make them cream on the spot? where makes them moan the loudest?)

this depends if he’s being a dom or sub. If he’s being a sub, I think he’d be the kinda guy that wants to be manhandled. So, grip his legs tight and move him around as you please. Also his nipples (if you couldn’t tell from above). If he’s being dominant, I think he’d love to have his back scratched or for you to leave any marks, really. Nothing gets him worked up more than marking 

y - yes (what will have them jumping your bones the fastest?)

speaking of getting worked up. If you ever showcase the marks he’s left on you, he will definitely get hard and want to pound your little hole as soon as possible. He’s also crazy attracted to lingerie, especially in his color ;)

NSFT Alphabet

[taeaart]

another asmo day come and gone 🌸

[messysketchyobeyme]

Waxing Moo--Floors? Waxing Floors

Asmodeus/(Gender-Neutral) Reader

Summary: What to do when slick floors prevent the princess and his valiant knight from saving the kidnapped hostages? (AKA: a silly fic for a silly birthday event)

Type: Fluff

Notes: Spoilers for Lesson 2-C of Asmodeus’ 2022 Birthday Pop Quiz

Word Count: 1242

AO3 Link: [Here]

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“Whoa whoa whoa!” Asmodeus' nails dig into your skin as he clings to your arm, “What is going on with this hallway? It’s so slippery!”

You grind your shoes into the shiny floor to prevent yourself from falling over. Although you had already gone over the script with the others multiple times yesterday, you were not expecting the tiles to be this slick with wax. The diligent (and, frankly, unnecessarily excessive) work could have only been done by–

“Forgive me, Master. The pirates forced me to put extra wax on all the floors…”

–Barbatos.

Asmodeus jolts and whips his head around in the direction of the butler. In his haste, he slips, and you shoot your hand out to grab his waist and steady him. “Barbatos calling me master,” he giggles, “Now this is something I can get used to!”

Barbatos’ smile never falters, but the way his head menacingly tilts to the side gives off the silent response: don’t. You have to give him credit: he is clearly one of the better actors in this skit that Mammon and Leviathan staged. However, the way he clenches his mop makes it clear that he isn’t entirely on board with this plan.

Asmodeus ignores Barbatos’ terrifying aura with a cute giggle. He turns back towards you and gently places his hand on top of yours, “How do you suggest that we get past this floor?” His tone has a suggestive tint to it as he waggles his eyebrows in an equally racy manner.

It was painfully obvious what Asmodeus wanted you to do, and who were you to say no to the birthday boy? You slip your hand out of his grip and wrap your arm around his back. Then, you bend down slightly and hook your other arm under his knees. In one fell movement, you stand up straight and lift Asmodeus bridal style.

He squeaks and involuntarily kicks out his legs as you pick him up. Asmodeus’ arms wrap themselves tightly around your neck to stable himself.

You catch the pink hue that blossoms across his cheeks and let out a quiet chuckle. “Did I catch you off guard?” you tease. Flustered Asmodeus is a rare, but welcomed, treat.

“I thought we were going to hold hands and skate across!” Asmodeus gasps and his bottom lips jut out in a tiny pout. You can only laugh again in response. When he regains his composure (a shame, really, you think), Asmodeus nuzzles the side of your neck, “You are so attractive when you take initiative! I love, love, love  it!” He brings one of his hands to cup his cheek and leans far back. In a slight panic, you have to quickly readjust your grip so that you don’t drop him. “Oh, how you make me swoon!”

Somebody coughs next to you, and you and Asmodeus both peer over to Barbatos who you had forgotten was still there. His smile was a lot terser this time. Was the mop going to snap in half?

“Enjoying the show, Barbatos?” Asmodeus clicks his ankles together and hums.

Barbatos shoots you a sharp look. This isn’t in the script, but hasn’t the demon ever heard of improvisation? Your creative potential is being stunted over here. “Do you intend to skate your way down the halls while carrying Asmodeus in your arms?” his right eye twitches when he notices Asmodeus leering at him, “How very hospitable of you.”

You take a page out of Asmodeus’ book and ignore Barbatos’ passive-aggressive glare. “Thanks!” you answer. If it wasn’t Asmodeus’ birthday, you were certain that he probably would have left by now.

Barbatos gives a small, polite nod and tells you two the direction of where Mammon and Levia– you mean, the pirates, went. You barely register his well-wishes as Asmodeus interrupts with a frown.

“But, I still don’t understand how we’re going to get past this hallway. If you fall, then you’re taking me down with you.”

You shake your head, “You and Barbatos mentioned it earlier, didn’t you? We’re going to skate across.” Your grip on the demon tightens protectively. “Hold on tight,” you advise in a quiet voice.

Asmodeus’ arms return to their original position around your neck and he sits up attentively. You step backward to give yourself a running start. Quickly, you run up, place one foot in front of the other, and slide across the waxed floor. The air rushing past you tousles Asmodeus’ hair as he rests his head against your shoulder. For a split second, you tear your eyes from in front of you and glance at him. He’s staring at you with wide eyes and a tiny grin. His pink cheeks seem to have made a return. Cute.

Before you know it, your skating comes to a halt as the wax on the floor wanes. You trip up slightly, but luckily, neither you nor Asmodeus come toppling down. You tenderly ease him back down and pat his back. Asmodeus suddenly tackles you in a hug, which does almost send you straight to the floor, but you manage to stand your ground.

“That was SO fun!” he squeals and bounces up and down, “We have got to go ice skating for real sometime!”

You were struggling to breathe so you gently push him off of you. “Alright, alright, we will, but we have to save those hostages first.”

“Oh right,” Asmodeus deflates as his expression falls, “I forgot about them.”

“Asmo!” you jokingly chide, “They’re our friends.”

“Yes, but with their horrendous acting, maybe they will benefit from being locked away for a bit.”

“Asmo…”

He flicks his hand a couple of times in a nonchalant manner, “Fine,” he sighs, “Besides, the sooner we save them, the sooner we get to be alone together.”

You snicker, but his words confuse you. You swivel your head to the other side of the hallway where you once were and see Barbatos still there. He was on his knees cleaning up the excess floor wax with a washcloth. He notices you looking at him and waves at you briefly before returning to his work. Oh. You genuinely thought he would leave the second his role was finished. Way to keep up the act, Barbatos.

When you turn back around, Asmodeus was already opening the door that would lead to your next destination. “Wait, you forgot something!” you call out in a hurry.

Asmodeus pauses and rests his hand against the door frame. He doesn’t move, only rolling his head to the side with a quirk of his eyebrows. “What did I forget?” he asks, slightly taken aback.

“This,” you step toward him and give Asmodeus a light peck squarely on his lips.

He brings his fingertips up to his mouth as his face slowly breaks into a grin. “Kissing me by surprise…how exhilarating.” Asmodeus’ blush comes back again and he excitedly clasps his hands together, “I’ll never get tired of you doing stuff like that.”

The back of your hand brushes up against his other palm. He takes the hint and weaves your fingers within his own. “Ready to save those hostages?” you question. This entire scenario was silly, but you would be lying if you said you weren’t enjoying it.

“I suppose,” he muses, “Only if I get another kiss afterward.”

“Deal.”

“Can’t wait, hon.”

Hand in hand, the two of you walk through the door and into the next room.

[yarnnerdally]

Hi Ally!!!! Mwah!!! Have a cookie bb!!! 🍪

Since it’s his birthday and all, do you have any headcanons for Asmodeus? 😋💕

Yay Asmo! I adore him. We'd have so many self-care dates that he drags me on because I forget to hehe

(noms cookie)

While he loves all his beauty products, he's not a fan of the scent of lavender. He won't say no to things with it, but he'd prefer not.

He almost killed Beel when he ate his Better Than Chocolate pallete by Too Faced. He forgave him eventually after Beel went through the trouble of replacing the hard-to-find human cosmetic.

Headcanon ask game here!

[bbnibini]

I've been laughing at this for 5 whole minutes now

EDIT: Y'all...

He's so oblivious, it's funny in a cute way. 😩 the two pics are from separate branches but the correlation is still so funny akbdskksd MONMON MY DEAREST. Someone protect this man! From himself most of all ;;;; Shady where?

[the-dream-pawners-canvas]

[The Dream Pawner's Illustrations]

Illustration #20: Bane of Venus, Muse of Roses and Thorns

The 5th Eldest: The Avatar of Lust, Asmodeus

Finally managed to wrap this up and just in time for this gorgeous babe's birthday at that too!

Happy happy birthday to my home baby, Asmodeus! The demon who effortlessly managed to snag my heart via cuddles, hot cocoa and his overflowing sweetness!

Ngl, Lucifer was and still is my end game but I admittedly can't ever find myself dropping this baby for him EVER- good thing they're demons and a part of me is sure as hell that they won't mind sharing 🤭💖

Fanart © Yours Truly

[pandapillow]

Happy Birthday to the Narcissist Fifth-Born!

[lancermylove]

Happy Birthday, Asmo!

[l3v1-m0rn1n95tar]

Happy birthday to youuuuuu

Happy birthday to youuuuuu

Happy birthday, dear Asmooooo

Happy birthday day to youuuuuuu

[shortnessangel]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE PRETTIEST DEMON BOYS AROUND 💓💓💓💓

[fluffacep]

Since it's asmo's birthday I figured I'd talk about this

I've been making an asmo playlist on YouTube. I'm not sure if I've seen any asmo playlist before but I think this one's slightly different. it's got obvious songs like how to be a heartbreaker and bubblegum bitch but it's also got other stuff that reminded me of him

[arurulite]

Happy Birthday Asmo!!

Not me making new Asmo memes to have stickers on whass hehe You can use them as wallpapers

FELICIDADES MI REINA 💗💗💗

[saraminwglasses]

Happy Birthday Asmo!