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Harringrove Modern AU

Just Billy picking up his drunk roommate who he’s got a crush on for years now

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Eddie: The first time I met Billy, he gave me 2 dollars. It wasn’t necessary and nobody asked him to do it, but he still did it

Steve: You gave Eddie 2 dollars?

Billy: I thought he was homeless

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Steve: Billy, what are you doing here?

Billy: Oh...I’m just visiting my good friend, Robin

Steve: Your “good friend”? What’s her last name?

Billy: Robin...Lesbian?

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Eleven: I learned a riddle from Dustin today!

Billy: Okay let’s hear it

Eleven: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?

Billy: …

Eleven: …

Billy: …

Eleven: …

Billy: Okay, is it a d—

Steve, running in from the kitchen: BUBBLEGUM! IT’S BUBBLEGUM!

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This is so Harringrove

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Harringrove shower scene

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AU where Billy and Steve accidentally had a nap together and realized they had a good and peaceful sleep for the first time when they’re with each other. And they’d sneak out and nap with each other during class breaks or on the weekends. And finally, their friends find out.

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What Billy actually told Steve in this scene

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AU where the age gap between the older teens are way bigger and Steve’s a twenty something kindergarten teacher and he has to call little 5 years old Max’s parents because she keeps making the boys in class cry (The Party). Turns out Max’s only legal guardian is Billy, her hot older (also twenty something) brother, and Steve’s absolutely head over heels for him whenever Billy grins and flirt with him.

And from then on Billy would always come in the school to pick up Max and see Steve in his cute kindergarten teacher clothes with an apron full of handprints of little kids.

Somehow Max gets even into more troubles and Steve has to call Billy to school to talk to him over and over at least every week, to the point they end up fucking in Steve’s classroom one time.

In the end it’s revealed that Billy lets Max eat ice creams whenever she gets Billy to come talk to the “hot” teacher at her kindergarten.

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Billy: Alright, so you got into my mind, right? What’s happening to my head? Why am I so distracted these days?

Eleven: You’re in love with Steve

Billy *laughs*: No, really? What is it?

Eleven: Love. You love Steve

Billy: Don’t lie to me, El, what is it?

Eleven: It’s love

Billy: …or?

Eleven: Love

Billy: Unless it’s…

Eleven: Love!

Billy: It can’t be, it has to be something else

Eleven: Um, okay, it’s adoration

Billy: That’s just another word for love

Eleven: Well, you didn’t want to hear that one!

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Eddie: We have a serious problem right now, Steve

Steve: Can we figure it out while I’m practicing? Billy’s meeting me to help the freshmen that wanted to join the basketball team

Eddie: Billy? Incredibly hot Billy with the eight pack abs?

Steve: Pretty sure his name is just Billy

Eddie: He has an eight-pack...

Eddie: Do you know how hard it is for the human body to have an eight-pack? God!

Steve: Do I need to mop your drools or...?

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Steve: Billy kissed me!

Robin: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Steve: It was unbelievable!

Robin: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Nancy: Okay, all right. We want to hear everything. Robin, get the wine and unplug the phone. Steve, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Steve: Oh, it ended very well!

Nancy: Aww

Robin: Do not start without me. Do not start without me!

Nancy: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Steve: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? It’s Billy. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it

Nancy: Okay, so was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Steve: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair

Robin & Nancy: Awww

*meanwhile, at the pool*

Billy: And, uh, and then I kissed Steve

Heather: Tongue?

Billy: Yeah

Chrissy: Cool

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Steve: Don’t you dare, Billy

Billy: Why, pretty boy? You think I might tell everybody that you like to be the little spoon?

Steve: Everyone likes to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe! Eddie, back me up on this

Eddie: Yeah, little spoon all the way

Steve: See?

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Steve: Hey Billy! I brought reinforcements

Billy: Oh great! What, you brought El?

Steve: Well, I couldn’t get the kids. So I brought the next best thing

Eddie: Hey!

Billy: Eddie? You brought Eddie? The next best thing would be Nancy

Eddie: You know, I would be offended, but Nancy is freakishly strong, so…

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Billy: Check it out, losers. Guess who got the Demogorgon!

Robin: Nice! How'd it go down?

Steve: We chased it through the wood, back up through the junkyard, Billy and I got engaged, and then we killed it with a can of hairspray!

Mike: Wait, wait, wait. What'd you just say?

Billy: The hairspray was from the junkyard! I only need my lighter and that shit is fried!

Max: No, before that, weirdo. The getting engaged part?

Billy: Oh, yeah. We got engaged

Will: Engaged engaged?

Steve: Yeah

Lucas: As in, to be wed?

Billy: Yeah

Eleven: Seriously?

Billy & Steve: Yeah!

Dustin: Amazing! We wants deets. Tell us everything!

Billy: I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but it was super romantic

*flashbacks*

Steve: You follow the Demogorgon. I'll cut it off in the alley

Billy: Okay, wait! You want to get married?

Steve: Yep!

*ends flashback*

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The only time Billy ever misses a shot in a match