#haruto doesnt either]

[shinewonder]

He's been wanting to say that one for a while

[farewelln3verland]

TREASURE MEMBERS AS HOGWARTS HOUSES

HYUNSUK: ravenclaw

for hyunsuk, he's got to be pretty smart to be a leader, and producing takes a lot of skill and creativity, which is why i would sort him as a ravenclaw.

JIHOON: slytherin

ehhh we all know why. he's intense, competitive, clever, sadistic, etc etc, but most importantly: he's enduring. which makes him a perfect slytherin.

YOSHI: hufflepuff

this man is way too sweet to be anything else. on stage, he doesnt seem like a stereotypical hufflepuff, but he's insanely kind. i mean this boy wanted to be a kindergarten teacher!

JUNKYU: gryffindor- hufflepuff leaning

i think he's a gryffindor for sure, with hufflepuff tendencies. he's an insanely brave and courageous person (after treasure box theres no way you dont agree with me) with hufflepuff tendencies. i feel like the sorting hat would go back and forth but settle with gryffindor.

ASAHI: ravenclaw

this man. he could easily become friends with the iconic luna lovegood. he's pretty much key ravenclaw material. creative, witty, smart, weird...ravenclaw 100%

DOYOUNG: gryffindor

he's got some guts. with his flirting and overall personality, gryffindor would be the best fit. he'd probably even be friends with fred and george.

JAEHYUK: hufflepuff- gryffindor leaning

we know jae is a pure soul, but i think he'd also be insanely brave too, and he might even request to be in gryffindor because he doesnt want to be bullied. but the sorting hat would know he's just too hufflepuff like to grant that request.

HARUTO: slytherin

he's a hard one to read for me, but i settled on slytherin because even though he gives cold vibes, and has a dry sense of humor, he has a sweet side. which goes in line with slytherins. plus- he doesn't like rules either!

JEONGWOO: ravenclaw

this might come as a surprise, but he always astonishes me with his smarts, so i sorted him here. i mean- he learned how to sing and dance AFTER he got into YG...s m a r t. he's also a little crazy too lol

JUNGHWAN: gryffindor

he's for sure the easiest one for me to pick. he goes with the flow, fits in, and always does what he thinks is best, while still not being a pushover. gryffindor.

EXTRA:

YEDAM: ravenclaw - slytherin leaning

he's smart, insanely so, and always knows the best note or thing to say. since ravenclaws have an affinity for both the details and music, his love of composing fits in. he has slytherin tendencies (like when he's gaslighting people as the mafia) and i feel like he could easily be misconstrued as a slytherin. MASHIHO: gryffindor

brave, strong, insufferable- here's the thing- a gryffindor thing to do would be sad and pretend to be fine. which i think he did in the jikjin era. he was the same but there was no passion there. he's 100% a gryffindor

[paraemu]

which of the main riders should NOT be a parent

godai: canonically kids love him and we know he's good at household chores and he's just a great guy all around so he'd make a wonderful father. however its unlikely that he would have kids cause he's always traveling around, but if he ever settles down i can see foster kids coming in and out of his and ichijou's house all the time

shouichi: i havent seen agito but all i know about him is that he's basically a housewife so i assume he could take care of a kid. he seems to have some baggage that would stop him from becoming a parent tho

shinji: i dont think the thought of having kids has even crossed shinji's mind. can't really imagine him as a parent

takumi: he'd probably have to think long and hard about it first but i can see him warming up to the idea of having kids in the future (i will NEVER forgive inoue for robbing him and kiba of a future together i hope he goes to hell)

kenzaki: for obvious reasons kenzaki can't have children and actually its making me sad just typing this im skipping this one

hibiki: him being a dad is like the whole premise of the show

tendou: tendou is the perfect mary sue which means he's immortal and will never die and as such reproduction is meaningless to him

ryoutaro: he canonically has a grandson so congratulations on reproducing. i hope it was with yuuto. the idea of all the imagin pitching in and helping ryoutaro raise his child along with his sister is rly cute i love den-o

wataru: ok listen i KNOW inoue just threw in wataru's child from the future as a joke but i think wataru having a child 2-3 years after the show completely unprepared to be a parent and having a rly hard time with parenting all around is unfortunately very in-character for him. i believe in him tho i know with some therapy and a couple of parenting classes he can power thru

tsukasa: tsukasa would be a shit ass fucking dad and i dont think we should allow him near children. however it would be insanely funny if he and daiki were sougo's awful deadbeat parents who left him in a wet cardboard box all alone as a baby so now i am married to this au

philip and shoutaro: can't imagine either of them having kids

eiji: after the ooo summer movie i am convinced that eiji REALLY wants to have kids but his trauma prevented him from ever giving any serious thought to it. and then the whole ankh situation happened, so it'll probably remain an unfulfilled desire. he'd make a great dad if he ever had the chance tho (the ooo vcin doesnt exist to me)

gentarou: he has the vibes of someone who will have 5 kids by the time he's 30. in his case they're all most likely adopted but still. also probably houses and rehabilitates troubled teens

haruto: he wouldn't be half bad at parenting but i don't think it's something he wants. even after he's let go of most of his emotional baggage he's just the sort who likes to keep to himself and live independently

kouta: if he wasn't a god he would probably marry mai and have 2.5 kids with her

shinnosuke: HE DOESNT DESERVE KIRIKO SHE SHOULD BE MARRIED TO ME AND HAVE MY CHILD NOT HIS

takeru: i heard he has a child in the novel? ok i read the novel summary and nvm thats not canon to me. he should marry akari instead. the 3/3 on normie het marriages is concerning gaim-drive-ghost truly was the dark ages

emu: fast forward 4 years from the end of ex-aid and you'll find emu entering his milf era. he's going to have 3 kids separated by 2 years each. he's had like MAD baby fever since college so he's got it all planned out already

sento: realistically? banjou and sento are definitely not having children. s/o to ppl who write kid fic of them where their baby is also a science genius tho i think thats cute

sougo: no. just no.

aruto: i.... honestly dont know. hes too busy looking after the company and fighting for humagears and stuff i guess

touma: i havent finished saber yet but i think kento and touma should have two kids one boy and one girl I DONT CARE WHAT TRIO OF DEEP SIN SAYS

ikki: probably also getting normie het married and having 2.5 kids idk hes not important

ace: complete wild card we're still on episode 3. will update this when geats is over

[godtroupe-onlyfans]

im a little sad that haruto doesnt do hugs.. bet he doesnt do cuddling either which sucks... can i maybe get some moral support from him instead? not having a good time rn ): -🍓, stressed, sad, and worried atm

Tch. Look, this isn't a therapy hotline, you should really-

Oh, fine... Come here. I guess I can break my no hugging rule just this once... >///> ♡

- Haruto, Top Star of God Troupe 🌟

[junkyuity]

what we learned from the treasure 13 surprise vlive:

beret junkyu has made a comeback!!! 

jaehyuk and jeongwoo are the Loudest in the treasure dorm

but junkyu is a very close second (even tho he won’t admit it LMAO)

junkyu takes Forever to shower and he also takes Forever to wake up (he won’t admit this either.. but jihoon called him out)

this live was basically a Let’s Call Out Junkyu session sdjksjd

haruto is also a deep sleeper

treasure 13 are gonna be a lot more active on their vlive channel now!!!

jihoon and jeongwoo rlly want to walk around hongdae and vlog

yedam just wants to go fishing tho LMFOAFJKDSJF

jihoon and mashi are the loudest in the magnum dorm!!! but jihoon’s Loudness.. nobody can compete

jaehyuk called mashi a hidden gem uwu

yoonbin, junkyu, haruto, and junghwan can’t stop eating chocolate pieces off the cake

the treasure 13 balloons refuse to stay stuck to the wall

as expected, jihoon would be a rlly good mc and he’s The Best at leading the conversation :’)

junkyu takes a million years to light a match

he is... so chaotic we love him :(((

treasure dorm: haruto & hyunsuk, junkyu & yedam, jeongwoo & jaehyuk, junghwan

but hyunsuk & jeongwoo sleep on the first floor and haruto & jaehyuk sleep on the second floor

jeongwoo thinks there r at least 5 ghosts living in their room HAHHA

junkyu claims he doesnt believe in ghosts.. nobody is buying it tho

jihoon & yoobin talk with an accent (satoori) (AND ITS SO CUTE KSJDFK)

jeongwoo and haruto are rlly bad at cleaning up after themselves after they eat & hyunsuk called them out HAHAHHA

hyunsuk is the mom of the dorm (“아싸 im the mom now” LMFAO)

also haruto and junkyu were so cuddly :((

same with junkyu and junghwan

basically everyone within a meter of junkyu is in the Hug Zone

in conclusion i love treasure 13 with my whole heart and i would do anything for them bitcjsdhfsd 💕💘💞💖💗💘💓💝

[kimseunghuwun]

YG Treasure Box Episode 7: Reaction

what an episode.....

woow 2:2 unit switch up

(thanks subtitles i already forgot what was going on)

'going crazy' woow

ouch people taking other peoples parts

junkyuu yess

yedam gives me shawn mendes vibes idk why??

ohh 100 treasure makers watching live

mostly girls lol

oh it's the card system again

i'm expecting yg to decide again

winner being judges

seunghun x byounggon are shown first

wow i just got a madd fangirl attack

trainee team get to pick who to challenge

t6 are hella stressed lol

they pick yeongue x yoonbin to go against

poor bbys

yoonbin montage

hes good, yg is interested

aww they think theres no hope

(i have a bad feeling........)

rehearsals going well for gonhun, not so much for the other two

aww yeongue is crying :'(

'take my hand girl' YOURE A BABY

JEONGWOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

they were great :D

omg gonhun are next

im not ready

seunghun rocking that adidas merch

those vocals....................

oh my gooodd

byounggon...............

VOCALS

(yg is not looking happy?)

ok who allowed that?

(i have a bad feeling)

lol losers copying the others

(im scareddd)

yeongue x yoonbin pick gold card

yoonbin says he hopes its YG's choice

(he knows yg doesn't give 2 fucks abt gonhun?)

the card is the online vote

nows a good time to talk about the fact that its basically smol team vs tol team

gonhun win

(seunghun looks so good with brown hair)

yg literally said nothing to gonhun??

next is doyoung dohwan vs yedam keita

do² are super confident

lol everyone thinks theyve gone crazy

doyoung is a cutie

i told my friend about him and she remembers him as 'yellow socks' lol

omg doyoung falls from his desk in practice

nice paper plane throw

yes teenage rebellion my favourite passtime

they do great :D

yedam n keita are long-running trainees

wow best friends???

they perform really by blackpink

its awesome yeahh

lol junkyus reaction at yedams popo

yay they were great :D

ok yeet uhh yeita chose yg's card

yedam x keita were chosen by the audience

yg picks yeita as well

lastly::: junkyu x mashiho vs jeongwoo x haruto

what the fuck is that building

mashiho is doing sick flips

im scareddd

pls dont hurt yourself

oh no the backflip doesnt go well

he hits his knees, and asks for different shoes

everyone (including me) is worried

they try again, mashiho falls again

they change the move last minute, so he doesn't do the flip

aw poor mashiho

they start

GET IT JUNKYU

mashiho get itttttt

(they don't do the flip)

that oooooooooooooooh is so good

HAHAH

haruto x jeongwoo is next

"haruto, don't be nervous" aw bbs

HA JEONG WOO

theyre so annoying

babies

please do well

haruto's voice is crazy deep wow

that was greattttttttt

mashikyu pick the gold card

the audience picks

ugh i hope mashiho isnt too hard on himself for that backflip

hajeongwoo win

aw mashiho :'(

next is the elimination round

im going to say this now if hyunsuk is eliminated im going to riot

again that building???

it would look fine if it was literally any other color

jyunhao x jihoon go first

aw i dont want either of them to  goo

i'm going to say im rooting for jihoon

jihoon was in team a at first

but he had to leave in march 2018

but they got him back

aw yedam jihoon are best friends

theyre so cute

they perform ko ko bop

im so tired of this song but im bopping

jihoons voice is great????????

???jihoon?????

jyunhao does amazing as well

hes cute

that green shirt is horrible im sorry

the producers & trainers discuss

seunghun's lil thumbs up aw

one vote decides the winner wow

im so stressed

those lights are so extra tho

jihoon wins

jyunhoa is still smiling? he's so cute?

aw bby don't cry

"why're you crying? we're the happy virus" :'(

next round more eliminations

also another member being kicked out of treasure

and yedam being put under tremendous amounts of pressure but what else is new

[tsunflowers]

imagine if haruto wizard boy used his powers for not-good. like hes not evil but like. hes laying in bed and is lik u know what. time for a snack and just uses his magic teleporting magic grabbing to shoplift. the shop owner dude is like "what about ur rent" and haruto is just like B) and hands him a pearl necklace. where did he get it. he doesnt know. doesnt care either. just sell it and theres his rent

I feel like he would not do this bc he has a good heart but I can easily picture him using the connect ring to steal donuts directly from the stand and leaving something other than actual money to pay for it. he is not a shoplifter boy but he could potentially be a kitsune who pays for things in money that turns into leaves