#has to do w faybelle and raven

[xbomboi]

last night i busted my ass writing some cold ass scenes and i’m not even sure if they’re gonna fit in full in the final cut

but like it’s good stuff

[gumjester]

whether or not i would fight the following eah students

im drunk and found this in my notes from 2021. 😭 I NO LONGER STAND BY SOME OF THESE OPINIONS. but most i do. a semantic sequel to this post

Raven Queen: no. hasn't she already been through enough? also i'd definitely lose

Apple White: yes. god yes. it would be so funny

Briar Beauty: maybe while drunk, but something tells me it would be a very bad idea

Ashlynn Ella: no. god, how depressing would that be? though maybe she'd have a chance if she went at me with a stiletto

Hunter Huntsman: yes, because it would be funny to see how he would try to avoid killing me instantly

Cedar Wood: no. what's the point? it's like trying to kick the shit out of a really polite coffee table

Cerise Hood: MAYBE IF I WAS FEELING REALLY MEAN. it would be funny in a similar manner to hunter, but with the added tension of me constantly going for the hood. i know ur shit cerise. don't play w me

Blondie Lockes: i consider fighting blondie lockes one of my primary life goals. i will curbstomp that bitch in the middle of her own livestream

Sparrow Hood: 100%, mostly for public spectacle. idk if i would win but I'm sure we'd have a wonderful time. unless he has his guitar on him because he would defo play dirty and just start swinging it like a mace

Duchess Swan: no thank you. ballerinas are strong and duchess stores anger like nutrition for the winter. she would break my neck

Darling Charming: i don't think so. depending where she is on public knowledge of her secret she'd either purposefully lose or just wipe the floor with me. awkward all round

Dexter Charming: maybe, because i think if he gave it a proper go he'd win and i feel like that would be good for his self esteem

Daring Charming: yes, because i know i'd win if i straight away went for his face. bust his lip open. it would humble him

Lizzie Hearts: no ma'am. maybe i'd fare better in hand to hand combat but i can't imagine she'd keep any less than four knives on her person and lizzie is not the type to hold back. im heading straight to hospital

Kitty Cheshire: no. it would be humiliating. i can't see how i'd even get a hit in

Maddie Hatter: absolutely not. i have no qualms with her whatsoever, also she'd definitely kill me by accident

Alistair Wonderland: sure, why not. i want to see what all that time in apocalyptic wonderland has taught him, and whether it cancels out his status as a fucking nerd

Bunny Blanc: no, because i don't want to go to jail for homicide. she is a 5 foot nothing rabbit who can barely stand up by herself. she'd die if i poked her with a toothpick

Chase Redford: NO. if he didn't want to fight he'd just silently let me hit him for like an hour, and if he was About It then he'd instantly fucking annihilate me. just leave the boy alone

Courtly Jester: I KNOW I'D LOSE BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING. I HAVE TO FIGHT HER. i might even have a chance if she wasn't allowed to pirate any dark magic

Humphrey Dumpty: i feel cruel for even thinking about this. he's a skinny gamer with a physical predisposition for getting hit. it would be like shooting fish in the most depressing barrel

Hopper Croakington II: NO. HE IS MY FUCKING BOY AND I'LL PROTECT HIM WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE. also i could just flirt and then stamp on the frog

Faybelle Thorn: yeah sure. this may sound egotistical but i'm pretty sure i could win if magic wasn't involved

Crystal Winter: yes. the bitch would trip over her own shoelaces and knock herself out

[thefloatingwriter]

eah incorrect quotes (aka eah as things my friends have said

faybelle: the lion, the witch, and the audacity of this b*

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ashlynn: has anyone told apple that daring is trying?

briar: trying for what? a child?

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ashlynn: please sleep briar

briar: no

ashlynn: why?

briar: because sleep doesn’t exist

ashlynn: Ah yes. Because everyone in my house isn't sleeping. They're dead.

briar: yep, now you get it

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darling: WELL NO FCKING KIDDING HE'S DEAD.

HE'S NOT PICKING FLOWERS IN A FIELD

darling: Wrong gc-

darling: Sorry-

dexter: what

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maddie: i still don’t know what cracked though-

bunny: probably your brain

lizzie: cause that totally cracks

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kitty: i put a penny in my mouth

lizzie: of course you did

kitty: no wait wrong story

lizzie: what

kitty: a few days ago

alistair: wtf-

kitty: my tongue just cracked

lizzie: i’m so concerned i can’t even-

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briar: and then there’s this-

*sent one attachment*

blondie: wtaf

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maddie: i love being on the car. it’s so much fun.

bunny: are you like strapped to the roof or something?

maddie: yep

lizzie: wtf

bunny: maddie’s on the car

maddie: some drivers have given me some weird looks, but we good

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cerise: you may be enby but i don’t envy you

rowena: why tf was that smooth

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blondie: gonna drink a fruit box, watch mirror blogs, and cry

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lizzie: i don't need a girlfriend i have a cat (kitty) who already craves for attention

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(cupid is sitting in the corner texting someone) cupid: my friend wants to meet y’all-

*awkward silence in between them fighting over whether pizza and sushi are sandwiches*

blondie: no they don’t

*fighting continues*

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cedar: so uh what inspired you guys to be people?

raven: i wish i wasn’t

cedar: i-

cerise: man i wanted to be a wolf

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maddie: tittie twist?

blondie: i’m sorry what

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kitty: i’m lizziesexual

blondie: what

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alistair: maddie?

maddie: w H aT

alistair:

bunny: maddie did you just spasm

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apple: what do you have to say for yourselves?

briar: i was being insane and so was lizzie

apple: you always are

apple: you both always are

lizzie: so we taped someone to the ceiling

apple: 

darling, who has been silently watching from apples bed: what

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alistair: my mom just put the cereal in the refrigerator

maddie: THATS A SIN

lizzie: why did alice put cereal in the fridge—?

alistair: i think she was drunk ngl

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lizzie: i’m ready to choke someone.

blondie: breathe.

blondie: please don’t kill anyone-

lizzie: F* BREATHING

cupid: i-

lizzie: BREATHING IS DEAD

blondie: ok then-

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blondie: GREEN BEAN GARDEN STOP SINGING ABOUT GOD AND LET ME WATCH MY MIRROR CAST

briar, who’s just trying to enjoy a nice date with ashlynn at the next table: i-

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briar: i have a cult of little children

lizzie: wtf

(i promise briar is talking about their younger brothers and not about random children they found)

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kitty: bro ngl. 

kitty: i'm getting jelly of briar and ashlynn’s relationship 

blondie: LIZZIE 

blondie: COME GET YOUR GIRL

lizzie: i-

briar: LMAO

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meeshell: apple’s hands are moist

darling: wtf

meeshell: thank you for coming to my ted talk

ashlynn: anyways-

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briar: my brain is a scary place

blondie: i can tell

cupid: how do you sleep at night?

briar: i don’t.

lizzie: PSH-

[rebelliouslyeverafter]

Circus AU

-Maddie is ringmaster -Raven is the magician (she still has actual magic powers although not evil limited) -Farrah, Holly, Faybelle and Nina are acrobats -Kitty is a tightrope walker and she enjoys doing fake falls -Ashlynn and Duchess equestrian vaulters (they dance on horseback) -Hunter takes care of the animals -Jillian does the Death Dive -Dexter and Humphrey manage equipment

-Cerise and Hopper also help w equipment and such.

-Darling and Daring do a swordfighting act

-Meeshell does her singing mermaid act

-Ramona is a bit of a sideshow attraction? She is a wolf girl still and she likes showing it off. -Justine is the performance director (basically like a theatrical director) -Farrah designed the costumes and mends them -She assists Poppy with makeup and hair stuff -Ginger runs a midway snack stand and the cookhouse -Cedar does facepainting and caricatures on the midway -Sparrow and the Merry Men are the mediocre house band. Raven wanted to join till she interacted w them

-Apple is in charge of finances