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#seasonsgreetings2023

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#turningviolet

Art by YDBunny Berrification by Joinko

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#closeencounters

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#therightfit

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#sixfooteighteen

"...as if I have ever in my life stopped growing." -Whitley Valentine

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#doublewhammy

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#moonpowerpumpup

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#groupyoga

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#gymrizz

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...who is Sydney Lorraine?

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#hotandjacked

"I think it's pretty fair." - Queen Alici

Art by Nivilis Alternate take from this shoot.

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#headintheclouds

Another throwback to the original Ordinary Girls series. New image coming on Friday!

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#stupidswole

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[#]OrdinaryGirls: Summer '23 Mailbag

Art by Keij

Whitley, is your hair naturally curly or straight?

Whitley Valentine: Curly as hell. I straighten it sometimes when I need to, but I’ve been wearing it short lately *glare*

Queen Alici: Oh my GOOOOODDD. You just won’t let that go.

K-Cup Krysta: There is a long, ridiculous story that can be summarized as “Alicia got glue in Whitley’s hair filming a TikTok.”

Alicia, are there any strength milestones you're trying to break?

QA: I can deadlift the back end of a Kia Soul, so logically—

KCK: I told you to stop saying that word.

QA: —squatting a Kia Soul is next, followed by bench-pressing one.

KCK: That is not logic. That is not logic!

WV: Wait, when did you lift my car?

Krysta, being the numbers girl what value would you give to your physical assets? (winks while typing)

KCK: It depends on your definition of ‘value' as well as your quantification method. Market value, for example, would roughly equal the price I would ask from of a company wishing to sign me to an exclusive contract. Net worth, accounting-wise, is the most quantifiable, though it raises the question of which physical assets to which we’re referring, I do include all physical assets, which includes things like my hair, my skintone, my—

WV: Please stop.

QA: I was wondering how long you would last.

Whitley, which pizza toppings do you A) Love, B) Dislike?

WV: Well, if I’m limited to one pizza, then I go full supreme. I want a full-course meal. Dislike? No issues with toppings, but I am personally opposed to thin crust or any deviation from marinara sauce.

KCK: While on the subject, I reiterate that I prefer cheese or veggie. I don’t care for meat on pizza, though I will have wings by the side when it's an option.

WV: How about I just let you order next time?

QA: Love mushrooms. Not a fan of boba on pizza.

WV: It wasn't bad though.

Alicia, for anime, binge-watch or view it as it comes out?

QA: As it comes out. I like cliffhangers. I also have zero willpower.

KCK: We are quite aware.

WV: Why does she get the fun questions? Binge all the way. Who the hell can even remember tv they watched a week ago?

KCK: If possible, I prefer to watch in whatever format they are posted which, I assume, is how the show is intended to be viewed.

QA: My mind is unchanged.

Krysta, have you ever had any back problems due to your assets?

KCK: Posture is key. Always practice good posture.

WV: Seconded.

QA: Krysta also recommends hiring an amazing personal trainer.

KCK: Krysta will withhold official endorsements until all parties have signed the paperwork.

Whitley, when was the last time you met a woman taller than yourself?

WV: High school

QA: Stronger than me? College.

KCK: Larger breasts? Last week at Costco.

Alicia, how soft are Krysta's boobs?

QA: Ooooh, that’s a complicated question. How soft is anything? Pillow scale? Water balloon density? The jiggliness-meter?

KCK: Are you making fun of me?

WV: Kinda sounds like it.

Krysta, how accurate is Alicia's answer?

KCK: Setting aside the implicit assumption that Alicia has touched my breasts, her questions are valid. It relates back to the issue of quantifiable comparisons. Starting with volume—

WV: Warm, jiggly, flesh pillows

QA: Wow. Nailed it.

Whitley, how does Nika look relative to you now compared to the first time you saw her? And please tell her I said zdravo!

WV: I haven’t seen her in-person since the volleyball tournament a few years back. I don't know if she's grown at all since, but I can say I have a hard time imagining the girl who blogged her way through her initial growth spurt being quiet about another one.

KCK: According to her last LinkedIN update, she was recently hired as a spokesmodel for the German specialty apparel company, Riesin.

QA: If her Insta is any indication, her quads and shoulders have been looking amazing lately, though her arms overall are a little smaller. Her abs are phenomenal as always.

Alicia, is there such thing as being too muscular?

QA: Since I’m going for strength, rather than muscliness—

WV: For those at home, she just said 'muskliness.'

QA: Hey, if beefiness benefits, bonus! And believe me, I know plenty of guys with huge muscles that aren’t nearly as strong as they look.

KCK: Most of whom you've beaten arm wrestling.

QA: One guy cried. I gave him a hug afterwards.

WV: Can we get back to the guys with huge muscles?

Krysta, are you competitive or cooperative with other notable faces in your business?

KCK: If you’re mean to other large-busted models, I haven't met many of them since I do not attend expos or conventions. If you are referring to online personalities in general, then—

QA: *points to self* Notable face right freaking here.

WV: Raise your hand if you’re verified on Instagram. *raises hand*

QA: …

WV: Sorry, anyone else? Anyone? Anyone?

QA: I’m just saying it’s been a while since we’ve boxed.

KCK: Basically, whatever you would call this.

Whitley, what will you do if you reach 8 feet in height?

QA: Get stoned and take pictures of her feet.

KCK: Auction her socks on eBay.

QA: Record and post videos of herself eating an entire extra-large supreme pizza while binge-watching She-Hulk.

KCK: Livestream her pedicures.

QA:  So basically, the same things she already does.

WV: It has 's worked out pretty well for me so far.

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#superalicia

Revisiting another classic from the original series.

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#secondfavoriteholiday

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