#hate all of uy guys

[eviiiiiiii]

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[ikemengoessbrrrrr]

ANOTHER ATALUM COLLAB WITH @danaty-consolation

This is also probably my goodbye art for Urusei Yatsura remake BUT HONESTLY they deserve better good bye art

ANYWAY we both cooking on this one fr

[joejoeba]

i am going to tell you about my JsYs story idea because I am not good at committing to writing (pretends not to notice my WIP rotting in the corner)

Josuke is in Morioh on a break from the police academy where he's learning to be a cop like grandpa. He gets hammered at a shady (inclusive) bar but too many people recognize him from high school and he's at The Inclusive Bar and ...!

He escapes thru the back door with people hot on his heels, but there's a cool guy up on a fire escape smoking, who gives him a hand so he can escape the curious crowd. They hang out and smoke and Josuke blearily remember making plans to go ..... Somewhere? But he's pretty drunk at this point. Wakes up in his bed at home and doesn't wonder about this meeting until a week later, when his calendar pings.

"ROAD TRUIP W THE HOTG UY"

huh, right. Okay well he's kind of running away from his problems right now so why not? Let's go find a hot guy!

He finds the guy pretty easy (big lug, heavily scarred face, lives around the shady bar) and the guy is like oh shit I thought you were kidding about coming with me. You down? Josuke is down. He guesses. Yeah. Road trip.

Where are they going? Very far away. Why? Spreading this guy's cat's ashes. A little weird but apparently he REALLY loved this cat.

Just kind of a sweet road trip story, Josuke and Okuyasu getting to know each other. Okuyasu wants to spread the ashes in the town he used to live, because his mom is buried there and his father and brother are both buried in Morioh, so his mom shouldn't be lonely you know? And that cat was family.

Josuke, as it turns out, is trying to cope with not wanting to be a cop after all, he hates the toxic masculinity and the way they talk about people and he wants to drop out but he doesn't know what to do after that and Josuke is gay and he hasn't told his mom yet. Hence why he's getting drunk and running away from the truth.

Okuyasu reveals after a big fight (every road trip story needs a fight or something I think) that they didn't actually meet for the first time above the bar. Years ago, Okuyasu got a bloody nose from his brother in front of that very bar, when they were trying to get a job. He was feeling real low- Real Low- and out of nowhere, the prettiest boy comes along, notices him, and gives him a bandaid for his nose. Just to make him feel better.

Okuyasu keeps his head up, ends up getting an apartment above that bar when his brother dies, meets Josuke, and helps him figure out what to do with his life. Josuke realizes, oh, there we go. I like helping people. I'm gonna be a nurse.

They bond a lot, ashes are spread, boys are in love, Josuke tells his mom that he wants to be a nurse actually and he hopes that's okay and also he's gay. Happily ever after ending. They get another cat.

[yumedoca]

Alright, my fellow UY folks!! Since the new trailer has dropped, why don't we unpack everything they've shown us so far?

Or more specifically, what all chapters are getting adapted in the third cour (only third since they won't reveal footage for the fourth one till the third is over.)!!

Also, ignore the stupid quality since I took the pictures on my phone..

First up is the Kurama - Ran - Rei two-parter!! Nice to see Kurama again since I was worried she would be a one time character since she didn't appear in the eye catches. However, I'm pretty sure this is going to be her last appearance since it's her final appearance in the manga (not counting cameos). It's one of the funnier Kurama chapters, so this will be great fun!!

Next up is the 'Fantasy bubblegum' chapter!! Another one I didn't think which would be adapted since we see Ten order the key item in this chapter in the post credits of the love-love crystal ball episode. Maybe the order was delayed? Or Ten didn't use it till now? Who knows. Anyways, this is a pretty funny chapter and I'm excited to see how it turns out (Also BenOyu yuri, Let's goo!!!)

AtaLum fans, Let's rejoice, because it looks like they're adapting "Love knows no barriers" aka the chapter where Lum gets hit with the rice cooker!!! This one is my favorite singular chapter in the series and I absolutely hated the original anime's version of this one so I hope the remake does this one justice!! I'm not sure whether the first one is from this chapter since Ataru's wearing his school uniform instead of his casuals, but maybe it's because of a few changes here and there. DavidPro, you better not disappoint me considering what the original did.

Looks like we're going to get the chapter which introduces the Ryuunosuke's mom (Masako) saga. I'm not sure whether they'll adapt everything under this saga, but the first one seems to be there. I really like this chapter because we get a wholesome relationship between Ryu and Ataru's mom.

THE BODYSWAP CHAPTER!!! This one comes a bit earlier from what I remember and not to mention, it's pretty hilarious (literally any chapter where Sakura has to deal with Ataru's BS is an A+ for me) so I'm super excited!!

ASUKA, MY CHILD!! IT'S HER!! Finally one of my UY Blorbo's gets animated!! And considering the shot of her and Ton- chan, yes guys, they're keeping the incest. I've never understood why there were some who said they wouldn't adapt it but like, it's one of Asuka's main character points and the incest is clearly portrayed as wrong and unacceptable, similar to Ataru's lecherous behavior (They might still tone it down though). Anyways, I'm so excited for Asuka, I can't wait!!!

And finally, two very beloved and very important arcs!! First, I can't believe we're getting three AtaLum stories in this cour, I mean we deserve it after being fed with only one last cour. And second, I'm pretty sure both these arcs are going to be at least a whole episode long considering how big these two are. And I have to admit, the door realm looks so pretty.. and I'm so excited for Shingo, Inaba and their arcs, can't January come already???

And that's all for it!! Other than these, there were two to three shots I couldn't exactly place which chapter they belong to, so sorry about that. And I wanted to point out that the animation looks quite fluid in some scenes as well, so it looks like DavidPro is doing great work as expected. Anyways, UY is coming back once again on January 11th and I am so ready!! THE HYPE IS REAL!!!

[danaty-consolation]

What do you think of all stars so far? Most of the "old school" fans criticize that it's lack luster and that the pacing is horrible and, of course, comparing it to the original adaption.

It may be impopular, but I actually like that Davidpro decided to mostly only adapt directly the chapters, they haven't really added extra scenes compared to how the original did. I think the fast pacing suits UY weirdness very well and, overall, it just gotta show that the manga was already very good. I love the original and I'm glad it exist and it had the luck to have so many talented people that contributed to make such an iconic and timeless adaption, but I disliked how some of the old fans worship Oshii to the point of saying it was thanks to HIM that Urusei Yatsura was an icon and most of them even forget that Rumiko's manga was already an acclaimed masterpiece way before the anime adaption began, so All-Stars wanting to keep the adaption as similar to the manga as possible warms my heart. It will never replace the original, but is a good adaption for the fact that it's made as tribute to the manga instead of try to compete with the original.

Hi!

Well first, as you said the old anime had really good animation and they added a lot because they had liberties.

Even though it was aesthetically incredible and had some interesting concepts, there was a fatal error.

Their inconsistency with the characterization. Sometimes I liked Ataru's character and other times I freaking hated his actions and over-the-top rudeness. Lum was also very bland sometimes like the perfect girl men would worship, her sparky attitude most of the time forgotten.

Mendou was a war freak, something that made me uncomfortable because tanks are no laughing matter.

Shinobu also was sometimes unnecessarily mean and rude to Lum.

Megane's as a character just irks me because he never saw Lum as a human being, she saw it as someone to worship. As if she was an idol, an obsession. Let's not forget the abuse and torture he applies with his group to the main protagonist.

The characters were hurt just for "comedy", for Oshii's comedy that was all over the top. Oshii may be a incredible in animation, but he fails really badly in Urusei Yatsura and it's characters.

He tried to compete with the original Urusei Yatsura with his "male vision" but failed to appreciate the heart and complexity of Rumiko's Takahashi pen.

Oshii may be a person and legend in the animation industry but it has never been well known to such a degree as Rumiko Takahashi, her characters while flawed GROW in their own way. Her characters in Inuyasha, Mermaid Saga, Maison Ikkoku, Ranma 1/2. Kyokai no Rinne and Mao are diverse and flawed but they become better as the story goes.

The character in Urusei Yatsura don't grow as the story goes on, one episode Ataru grows, and the next episode after that one keeps him softer with Lum and then his character goes back to the next one to 0.

As if the episode before it never happened.

People don't remember the 80's anime because of the characterization normally, no they go for the aesthetic. We see the characters like buffons and over the top most of the time and laugh about their bad luck. Most of the time don't feel like real people since their flaws over shade their good points in a lot of episodes.

They are good episodes also, one's that show the characters good points but they can be counted, like 4 or 5...even 7 of 195 EPISODES!.

And with David productions, we have fun and the characters are flawed but lovable? They are more human! They respect their characterization, we know how each one is.

We know that Ataru is a flirt but a loyal guy with a girl he openly dates, that Lum is a lovable but jealous person, that Shinobu is cute but also goes with the looks sometimes rather than the feelings and Mendou is a rich boy who is trying to have a normal School life while having the mentality of a person feed with a golden spoon.

They had their errors but we also see their good side, we see them as friends.

The 80's anime is mostly another version of Urusei Yatsura. Less true and more experimental but lacking.

We are grateful that it exists because as I said, there are some good ones and cool concepts.

Oshii never perfected Urusei Yatsura, he played with the concept but never topped it. People who love Oshii's work are perfectly fine in liking that experimental face more but saying that he perfected Urusei Yatsura is a slap in the face for Rumiko Takashi.

Rumiko Takahashi, the princess of manga didn't write and draw Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2 (These two works were known globally and without Oshii's help) Maison Ikkoku, Kyokai no Rinne and Mao (which one's stood by themselves with little or no filler in their anime adaptations) just for people to call Oshii the one that gives her exposure and makes better her work.

I am so grateful the new anime adaptation is following the manga more closely and adapting the characters in a way that stay true to their original characterization while making them better as if Rumiko was writing them today with all her new experience.

I love UY All-Stars so much and I agree with your opinion because it is a love letter for Rumiko Takahashi's work rather than one where you only remember the art rather than the characters.

[anthenasikes]

hey ant how does it feel to be the funniest guy ever

ITS NOT FUNNY ITS JUST MY LIFE LIKE LITERALLY ITS ALL SO BAFFLIGN TO ME AND I GIVE MYSELF A HEADACHE TRYING TO COMPREHEND THE ALLO ACTIVTIES AND THEN I FORGET IM ARO AND THEN I GET JUMPSCARE REMDINDED AGAIN. at least its better than when i was forcefylly refusing the mere concept of being aro bc iwas in middle school angst mode and i was like FUCK NO IM NOT i am im very aro and im soosososoososs happy about it actually .  green flag yeyeysyeyse but my goD I ALWAYS FORGET AND THEN I GET JUMPSCARED BY IT AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN anyways aromantciicism fucking rocks. more aro people plz. peace and love (THIS IS ALL /LH I DO NOT HATE ALLO PEOPLE AND I FIND PIPER’S GAYBOY POSTING VERY FUNNY) but uyes youd think i would have gotten used to it after the many years of actually being like “yay im aro” but no im not. i dont fuckign get the allos ok sumi yiu can not blame me. ok

[koholint]

watched the first episode of new urusei yatsura (newrusei yatsura):

i haven’t actually been following it much (kinda forgor honestly) so i don’t know if they announced the op earlier but i was genuinely shocked it wasn’t a lum no love song remake. actually kinda glad it’s not? they did reference it in the bgm a couple times though. speaking of the op i really like the animated rumiko takahashi art too, and a shoutout to the nes game? split second of the gameboy game???

this also might be the best a modern rumiko takahashi series has looked. her art never really translated well into the digital age imo, and the newer uy stuff in particular always looked off to me. but i actually don’t hate this!

i like sumire uesaka but as lum… i dunno. i prefer it to someone just doing a pale imitation though, it seems like overall they’re trying to not just live in the shadow of the original which is nice. but it’s weird. it’s also weird to hear ataru’s dad and be like oh. that’s ataru

no nipples :/

despite urusei yatsura’s iconic status it’s easy to forget that the series itself is uh fuckin stupid lol, there’s been 40 years (!) of “dumb lecherous guy gets beat up by girls” shows inspired by it so i wonder how modern audiences will respond

on a related note i’m not sure if they’re modernizing it at all? the op’s got smartphones and wotagei and stuff but the show itself looks pretty much unchanged. i kinda like the idea of lum having modern technology but the rest of the world just being the 80s

bgm is a weak point though, a minor gripe and one i have with a lot of modern anime but i’ve always loved fumitaka anzai’s work in particular, is uy a weird choice for a favorite anime bgm? this is pretty unremarkable though, i wish they’d at least use some retro synths or somethin

46 episodes is a bit of a commitment but it’s been nearly 15 years since i watched the early uy episodes and i’ve never read the manga so i think i'm interested enough to stick around. i wanna see miyuki sawashiro as sakura too and of course fumi hirano, the true test is megane though, he’s in the op but apparently a voice actor hasn’t been named yet? i don’t know how anyone could possibly compare to shigeru chiba, it’d be really funny if they just kept him lol, he is still doin stuff. also i’m not really a sakuga buff so i don’t know what to expect from the animation but i’m sure it won’t have the same manic energy as the original. could still be fun tho

also this is more just about anime in general, i haven’t watched any new series recently so maybe this has been a thing for a while but it’s funny how like every op/ed is trying to sound like yoasobi now, with gundam i was like lol wow they’re really goin for that yoasobi sound who did this… oh

[indoraptorgirlwind]

ANT-MAN COCO AU PART 4

Back at the entrance, the guard let Ramonda pass, who was actually Scott disguised as her to find Peter.

After Cross introduced Peter to other famous people, he encouraged Peter to follow his dreams to become a superhero. Cross wanted Peter to see him at his sunrise perfomance, but Peter remembered his condition, and showed Cross his abdomen, already replaced by ribs

"I have to go home before sunrise" he added

"Uy, i really have to return you now" Cross gasped. He picked a petal from the numerous flowers he had, and approached Peter

"Peter, it's been a pleasure. I hope i see you soon" Peter glanced at him by the comment "You understand" Cross awkardly said, and he grabbed the petal again

"Peter i give you my blessin-"

"We had a deal chamaco!" A voice interrupted Cross in the background, revealing to be Scott, still dressed as Ramonda.

"Queen Ramonda, i thought you said you couldn't come to the party" Cross said, and the comment reminded Scott to take the disguise off

"Scott?" Cross then recognized him, but Scott ignored him and aproached Peter, who was confused and a little scared by the ambient

"Please Peter, put my photo in the ofrenda" he tried to handle Peter his photo, but Cross grabbed it

"My friend, you're being forgotten"

"And who's fault is it!" Scott snapped

"Scott, Scott calm down.." Cross muttered

"You used my suit and songs! They made you famous!" Scott was far from calming down

"But Darren Cross wrote his own songs and had his own suit" Peter said

"Do you tell him or do i?" Scott once more said

"Scott it's not that i took the whole credit, but you died and i wanted to preserve your memory!"

"Ay, what a good friend!" Scott used sarcasm to express his annoyance "Listen Cross, i have a daughter and i need to see her" this time, Scott's voice softened

"Scott, we both know that's not possible" Cross answered

"Darren, you said you would move heaven and earth" Scott was about to say something more but Peter stopped him

"Heaven and earth? Like in the movie?" He asked

"I'm talking about real life, Peter" Scott sighed, but Peter stopped him again

"No no, in Cross' movie, the bad guy offers the good guy a toast" then they all turn to a projector in the same scene where the villain tries to poison Cross' character

"But in the movie, he tries to poison Cross"

This scene snaps something inside Scott, who starts narrating what he remembered

"That night, Darren. The night i left... i told you that i wanted to go home..."

(the scene cuts out to a flashback, with living Scott and Cross)

"You're leaving just like this Scott?" An still alive Cross asked "when we're about to reach our dream?"

"I have to go Darren, i have a daughter and i wanna see her" Scott said. Darren grabbed Scott by his bag

"You have to stay Scott! Without your songs and abilities i can't perform" Scott just pulled the bag out from Darren and firmly answered

"I'm going home Darren, hate me if you want! But i've made my choice!"

Darren just stood with anger, but he speaked when Scott was about to leave

"I could never hate you, let's just have a toast before you leave"

Scott looked at him with doubt, and took the vase Cross gave him, drinking it to the top, while Cross looked at him suspictiously.

"I remember having a stomash ache, at first i thought it was something i ate..." present Scott kept narrating, and we see past Scott in pain

"Maybe it's the orange slices" past Cross told him. But past Scott collapsed, and suddenly he was dead, Cross taking the suit and songs on his bag

"Or perhaps something i drank..." present Scott continued, returning to present.

He was shocked, and Peter who had Darren's hand on his shoulder was scared.

"You...poisoned me..." Scott said

"You're confusing a movie with reality my friend" Cross said, nervous

"In all these years i never thought that you...that y-you" Scott suddenly yelled in anger, pouncing towards Cross, claiming that he only wanted to go home. However, Cross called his guards, whose tossed Scott away from the place

"I only wanted to go home! No!" Was the last Peter heard from Scott after being dragged away. Peter was frightnened, and he slowly turned to look at Cross

"He's not okay" Cross told him and when he saw that Peter was scared he proceeded "about what he said...Peter. I don't wanna ruin my reputation. I wouldn't like you thought-"

"That you murdered Scott for his suit and songs?" Peter was even more nervous

"You don't believe that" Cross chuckled, but then his face became serious and he looked doubting "do you?"

"N-no, you're the good guy! That's what they say..." Peter stammered

[thetravellingvagrant]

Day 6 - In Which I Remember Why I Fucking Hate Hostels

As is now apparently just my way, I was up and raring to go for whatever grinding, awful bus journey lay ahead of me on this particular day. I think it was Genoa to Milan, but at this point I had done so many trips in such a short period of time it was impossible to actually tell. I quietly hauled all my errant belongings out of the dorm room in which I had spent the night, into the communal kitchen, to arrange them back into my bag as far away from sleeping ears as I could. Christ, I’m good. 

I sat down at the only table, joined by a strange and ever so slightly sinister looking thin, old man who gave me serious ‘was once a respected professor of history who has since been edited out of every BBC4 documentary he was ever featured on due to clandestine nazi sympathies and also wild, unspecified sexual misconduct’ vibes and forced a bowl of complimentary breakfast cereal down my throat, more because it was there and I hate passing up on a deal than out of any actual hunger. As I finished my, what I might loosely call, breakfast with a final triumphant wretch, I turned to the sink to wash my bowl - see above, re: christ, me being good - and the man spake. 

“You are travelling?” he asked in a thick italian accent.

“Uy, yes. To Milan” I offered in return.

“Ah. Me too! You go by bus?”

Ah christ. I really didn’t want to get saddled with having to walk to the bus stop with this guy. I was already late for a start - I didn’t have time to stop every thirty seconds for him to daub a swastika on a nearby wall and wolf whistle at a pre-teen.

“...Yeah.” I replied, the trepidation a little more obvious in my voice than I had intended. 

“...What time?”

Go. Away.

“...eight forty.”

“Ah. My bus is at ten.”

Thank god.

“My cell phone is broken and I don’t know how to get there.”

I stood in silence for a second, waiting for him to say more. I’m not quite sure why he was telling me; I couldn’t really wait until ten to walk him to the bus stop, if that’s what he was implying. He said nothing, though. Clearly it was my turn to talk.

“...the bus station isn’t that difficult to find...” I shrugged, putting my jacket on impatiently.

He nodded. I took this as a sign the conversation was over and turned to leave. As I put my hand on the door, he continued.

“Where do you go after Milano?”

“Bergamo.” I snapped, desperate to be out of this conversation, now for both time and comfort based reasons.

“Ah. That’s in the mountains?”

“...I guess?!”

Another silence. 

“...Well. Bye!”

And with that, perturbed and grumbling, into the icy air of the Genoan morning. I hope he never caught his bus. Bloody nonce. Probably.

Quite unlike the old diddler whom had just occupied far, far too much of my time, I had been in and around Genoa enough over the past four days to know, almost as if by instinct, where that fucking bus station was and so, made it there with ease. I boarded my already present and idling bus to Milan and took my seat. This one existed, so I was thrilled. The bar really is that low for Flixbus.

A minute or so before departure, a woman walked on board. That one woman every single inter-city bus seems to have; loud, unduly angry about something or other - god knows what - and existing completely without any concept of how the relatively simple ticketing or seating systems work on long distance buses. She leaned over a couple and began hammering on their window, seemingly in an attempt to catch the attention and bid farewell to her friend, not accompanying her on this journey. She then turned to the rest of the bus and boomed in Italian so loud that even I understood

“WHERE’S SEAT 20?!”

I chuckled. Boy, whichever poor sap was in seat 20 was about to have a shitty fucking time on this trip. Didn’t envy *that* poor schmuck one bi- Hang on a second, I’m in seat 20.

I watched, dismayed, as she howled over to my aisle and took the seat next to me, immediately spreading her knees and elbows out wide, puncturing directly into my own happy little bubble of personal space. Sighing, I folded myself into the smallest shape I could manage and pressed myself against the glass. It was me. I was the schmuck.

The woman fell asleep near immediately, allowing me some wiggle room in unfurling myself, which I immediately and gleefully took. This was a mistake. In my (outwardly) casual attempt to not cripple myself, I accidentally jostled her arm, which fell from its previous resting place, atop her fat tummy, directly onto my leg. This, obviously, was an intolerable turn of events and one I immediately rectified by pushing her hand away, into the gap between us. She responded to this, still asleep (I hope) by pushing her now loose hand, first under my thigh then snaking it upwards to my lower buttock. How had this gone so badly wrong. I tried for an embarrassing amount of time to subtly remove her pudgy little meathooks from my gentleman’s lady garden to no avail - many of my attempts seemingly only causing her to push in deeper - until eventually, I relented and decided instead to live with his unimaginable social torment and just fart on her hand periodically instead. Revenge is sweet. 

Eventually, nearly forty minutes late - it was Flixbus after all - we pulled in to Milan and the woman pulled her hand out of my unhappy anus. We bid each other adieu and went our separate ways into the city, never to see one another again. I absolutely fucking pray.

Reader of earlier entries to this blog will know that Milan’s Lampugnano bus station is, very helpfully, fucking ages away from the city center. Regardless, I decided to walk the distance one more, partly because the check-in time for my hostel dorm for the night was, once again at the irritatingly late 2PM, though mostly because I hadn’t figured out how to buy a ticket on Milan’s public transport system and at this point was beginning to be too stubborn to want to figure it out. So I walked. Shoulders be damned.

I arrived at my hostel at half past one - the time I had been let into the previous hostel - and so decided to push my luck. 

“Check in is 2.” the surly, bespectacled woman behind the counter snapped.

“Oh, okay.” I replied, knowing that anyway. 

She eyeballed me, sighed deeply as if absolutely done with my bullshit, despite me uttering literally two sentences since my arrival and began tapping on her keyboard.

“...One moment” she spat, clicking away, before stopping, looking up at me like I’d just spitroasted her cat and oozed out the words “...Your bed is ready.”

“Oh, lovely!” I beamed, quietly wondering what her shitty attitude was about if the room was already free and me being in it thirty minutes early, to the best of my knowledge, affected her life in absolutely not one way I could imagine. She grunted and threw a key at my face. 

A far cry from the yesterday’s hostel, this one had absolutely no charm to it at all. It was sterile, impersonal and shoved rules in your face in almost every direction you turned

So homely. Also, as a side note "we will have to use the oxidation blade to open your locker" is an absurd claim. The door to mine was nearly hanging off its hinges and one solid yank cold have collapsed the whole thing.

Also my assigned bed was an upper bunk in a corner of a four-person dorm, in which all the residual heat of the room coalesced, making my bed and my bed, alone, the hottest place on fucking earth. I turned the heating off immediately and clambered into it, regardless, to relax my aching body. Maybe if I thought of it as a kind of sauna it wouldn’t be so bad, even though I absolutely hate saunas. 

It wasn’t long before I met two of my erstwhile roommates. A couple of loud-ass, basic-ass Polish Erasmus students*. My favourite. 

They had been separated from their other two loud-ass, basic-ass cohorts by the hostel’s callous room-assignment computer system and they were not happy about it, one bit, no sir. As luck would have it, though, they had bumped into two entirely different Mexican Erasmus students staying in the other room who were willing to switch dorms with them. As absolutely thrilled for them as I was - and I was very thrilled - the upshot of this entire encounter was that my dorm room had now become a sort of low-key, very very boring party-central for two different groups of Erasmus dullards to mingle and hoot and discuss their various business management courses. It’s always fucking business management. Anyway, my answer to that was a firm and emphatic “no.”, so I packed my laptop away and left, hoping against hope that by the time I returned they would all be dead. 

(*for those of you reading unfamiliar with Erasmus, it’s a sort of foreign exchange program you can enter into while in university, which the students who partake of it use as a replacement for genuine personality.)

I grabbed a quick lunch in the form of a pre-packaged sandwich (with the crusts already cut off because Italians are babies) from a supermarket, before heading to the Milan museum of natural history - noting that entry was free on the third Tuesday of every month, which it was, and thus taking that as a cosmic sign that I should go look at a mammoth for a bit or whatever.

The museum was actually really quite a good one, despite nearly all of it being described only in Italian and while I thought it, initially, to be a bit titchy and shit, I was delighted to discover that the initial part of the museum - which I had thought to be the full thing - was actually augmented by multiple other, hidden away floors of exhibits, a good number of them chock full of some pretty fucking stanky examples of bad taxidermy, which, as anyone who’s even passed a quick eye over this blog or spoken to me in person for even a second in real life will know, is absolutely my jam. So expect a big dump of photos of that after this entry.

Brace yourself...

For dinner, I decided to get some famous Milano pizza. Milan, of course, being the birthplace of the dish and it wasn’t until I was outside my chosen restaurant that I remembered that it’s actually Napoli rather than Milan that pizza originated in and I’m actually very stupid. Consequently, out of a potent mixture of embarrassment and irritation, I ended up getting some nice pizza-esque foccacias, instead. Milan is probably famous for those, right? Right.

Back in the hostel, I was left alone in my otherwise unoccupied room for hours hours and - again - anyone who’s ever met me in person will tell you that I firmly believe that not being around people is fucking sick, so I was obviously having the time of my ruddy life.

At around eleven, fatigue set in. I clicked my light off, lay my head on the pillow and I swear to Italian Jesus, literally less than thirty seconds after I had done this, the doors to the room burst open and the Erasmus girls returned, followed shortly after by the other occupant of the room who, if I am being as charitable as I possibly could be, I could only really describe as ‘The king regent of all fuckbois’. 

I anticipated some noise on their return. That was fine. It’s impractical and unfair to expect everyone to be as great and also handsome as I am, while staying in a dorm. What I did not expect, however, were all the lights to go on and for Fuckboibot 2000; a robot sent back in time from the near future to neg all women, to spend a full forty five minutes, loudly opening, closing and reopening his suitcase, banging his locker door shut at full force and generally being as loud and shit a roommate and person as it was possible for him to be, which apparently is so shit that it even transcents what I thought to be a human being’s limit of shitness and yes I am including Hitler in that.

Finally though, sick of making all the noise he possibly could, like a baby sick of its rattle he settled into his bunk for the night, presumably to wind down for the evening, looking at mean spirited memes and sliding into the DMs of unwilling and disinterested women as I lay in the darkness and plotted my incredibly petty revenge. 

[jt-artsandfics]

Jealous and protective pt3.

This one's gonna be a lot longer then normal just becuase it has alot more charcaters but since Bi-han already has his own with this I'm leaving him out of this lot. (As much a it pains me) I'm keeping these all with the gender neutral them becuase I find it easier writing that in a whole unless someone partially ask for a set gender. So without further delay enjoy.

Warnings: swearing, curssing, gore (it's mortal kombat), nsfw hinted in some spots, Sex. Talk of sexual harassment.

Rain- Jealous and protective

-Rain despite what he believes, he is a very jealous man. Not to mention he is very over protective borderline possessive.

-He as killed people for the fact he does not like them nesr you and has made it clear on multiple occasions to others. But Rain can be quite sweet when alone.

- he may be egotistic but he also has a soft spot of his S/o.

-He loves showing his partner off but at the same time wants no one to know about them. It was very much a learning curve with his S/o very different cultures, life experiences and such.

-This man hasn't had the best experience with lovers, has been turned down on multiple occasions.

-So once he has you, your gonna have a hard time getting him to let go of you.

-this man gets it many fight becuase of you.

-does not like other Kombations being near you, and has made it very clear to everyone to stay away from what is his.

- for someone known for being a traitor he's loyal as fuck to you as long as you do not betray him.

- man radiates bratty bottom energy an the knows he does.

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" Hello my treasure" Rain whispers as he pulls his lover into his embrace. They smile lightly as he rest his head in the crock of their neck.

"Hello my Prince, where have you been off too?" They ask lightly running their hands up to his masked face and slowly remove it. He smiles lightly as his lover runs their hand over a bruise in the side of Rain's face.

"Babe did you get into another fight?" He lets out a huffed breath while trying to look away from his lover only to have them grab his face and force him to look back at them.

"Rain baby, look at me" they say softly as his eyes flick to then. They smile lightly at him and press a soft kiss to his lips. He hums in contentment arms snaking around his lover. His lover pulls away gentle running their hand up to pull away the rest of his head gear.

"So.. who pissed you off and how badly do They look now?" They ask lightly making him laugh gently. His S/o runs their hands thought his hair pulling at the soft strands

"I discarded his body, you will not find anything left of that wretched man." He huffs pulling them closer as he holds them.

"Now what did he do to piss you off so badly Rain?" They ask pulling him in for another kiss. He hums lightly once again enjoying having ha I lover in his arms and indulging in the moment.

" he called you my Whore, and he bragged about how he could make you scream, as you can guess. I did not take kindly to that" it's quite between them again as she sighs into their shoulder.

"I do not enjoy degenerates who do not know their places, they will learn to respect you or end up dead" he said moving away and grabbing his lovers hand. They walk thought the quite corridors together.

"Rain, thank you. I know you might not understand it from my side but thank you for telling me. I know I'm not the easiest to love and I know you are trying your best too. So knowing that you're willing defend me over something like that, it.. it means alot to me" They say to their lover. Rains eyes flick over to his treasure. Pride filling him.

"No one gets to touch you, you are mine. To love to make scream and to claim" he can see their face go bright red at his comment.

"Love you too my Prince"

Johnny Cage - jealous and protective

Younger Johnny is alot more jealous then older Johnny. But older Johnny is more protective.

Young Johnny- this man could rival Rain with his Ego. He gets jealous when people take your attention away from him.

-He is kinda an attention whore.

-he likes making sure people know you are his weather that be thought leaving marks on you, giving you gifts or always hanging off you.

-he's very hyper, he does calm down as he gets older but this man is very energetic and wants to fight any and everyone who flirts with you.

- man radiates the " I'm a kick your ass becuase I want to show off and so they can stare at my ass"

Older Johnny - older Johnny has alot more life experience, he doesn't get jealous as easy as he used to but he is very protective.

-Man's a Dilf he's knows what he wants and knows how to make people back off and leave you alone.

-will wrap a protective arm around you, place a kiss on your cheek and as you if this guy is annoying you.

-unlike his younger self he radiates "if you hurt my S/o I'm going to deck you into next Tuesday"

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Young Johnny

"Johnny!, Johnny are you ok?" The man looks up and smiles his face bloody. He pulls them into a hug kissing their forehead as he stands victorious.

"You know you don't have to fight every person who talks to me babe" they sighs wrapping their arms around his shoulders. Johnny laughs lightly as he picks his partner up and heads for their seats.

"Baby!, that guy slapped your ass what else what's I suppose to do, stand back smile and wave?" His lover gives him a worried smile. He leans down to kiss them into for them to push him away a little.

"Nuh uh your lip is busted you have a black eye, before anything, I am patching you up you gonk." They say to him as the pull out a handkerchief and begin to wipe the blood off his face.

"You know one to these days Johnny your gonna get into a fight that your not gonna win, and I'm gonna have to pick you broken and blooded body up and put you back together" they sigh givign him a quick peck on the lips. Johnny smiles brightly pulling them closer and deepening the kiss.

"Well as long as I have you to put me back together sweetheart then I'll happily enjoy every moment of it" he says which earns him a punch to the shoulder from his s/o

"Hey what was that for!" "Becuase your an idiot, but I guess your my idiot huh?" Johnny gives a lopsided smile to his lover pressing another kiss to thier lips.

"My hero huh?" He asks earning a snort from his lover before they cover their mouth.

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Older Johnny

Music plays in the background of the little area that had been converted into an office for Johnny. Both himself and his S/o are working away filling out reports and fixing up files for his daughter.

"Baby do you have those report for me?" Johnny ask turning around to face his S/o. A small smirk crosses his lips as he sees them bent over a desk digging thought some boxes. He gets up quietly making his way over to them.

" already on your desk hun, along with the incident report from yesterday" they call back to him. They only forward feeling a set of hands grip their hips.

"Hum.. well I see another incident report coming up soon" he chuckles pulling them closer as the stand back up.

"Oh well you, get to do the paperwork this time babe" they say giving him a kiss on the cheek as they continue working thought files.

Johnny pulls them away front he table gentle and spins them around to the music softly dancing and swaying hips.

"Johnny, holding out on the good moves are we?" They ask with a chuckle pulling him in for a gentle kiss. He picks them up and sits them against the table hands roaming lightly.

" Yo!, I didn't know older me was getting it on with that hottie!" A very familiar voice calls out front he door way making both johnny and I groan.

"Kid you have five second to get the fuck out or I'm decking you into next tuesday" he says turning around and giving his younger self a death glare of a life time. His younger self take the hint and disappears but can be heard in the distant going off about it.

"God i hate him, he so insuffable" Johnny grumbles earning him a laugh from his partner. "Is that jealous I hear baby, do you miss your golden days?" His lover says trying to get under his skin.

"Not a chance, besides I doubt he'd be able to keep up with you" he chuckles. "Well I do have to say younger you is very much a brat. Glad to see you aged like fine wine" they reply pressing another kiss to his lips.

"Keep that up baby and I'll be railing you into tomorrow, this old man still have some life in him" he jokes earning him a look from his lover.

"Bring it on then hot stuff"

Kabal- Jealous and protective.

- kabal gets jealous when people over step their boundaries when it comes to his lover.

- he doesn't take shit from any one who wants to try and flaunt their good looks. He knows he looks like shit but he'll be damned if someone takes the one good thing he still has.

- he loves showing his S/o off. And spoiling them, but some people (Kano) decided to make cracks about it and he loses his shit at them.

- he loves cuddling with his partner to make sure they are safe.

- he hates having to leave for missions becuase he worries about them.

-has and will beat the shit out people who don't back down from flirting with is S/o even after they have stated they are claimed.

-been in to many brawls with Kano over the mans foul mouth when around his partner.

-sweet beef jerky man. You look after him and help him with things and he's gonna be puddy in you hands.

- please give him love man's been thought alot.

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"Sweetheart! Have yo uy seen my moisturiser?, I'm starting to flake again and it ain't pretty" Kabal yells our from the bedroom. His s/o quietly makes their way to the door way.

"Big box on the top shelf has a collection of them in it, I got a whole lot for you when I was shopping so we don't have another accident" they say walking up behind him and pressing a kiss to his shoulder.

"What would I do without you" he says leaning back into them lightly. They laugh lightly pressing a kiss to his neck and pulling away.

"Trip crash and burn, no pun intended baby. But that's mostly how it would go" they chuckle. He shakes his head and heads to the shelve with the box of lotions, moisturizers and pretty much any available skin care thing in it.

"Would you mind doing my back while I get what I can reach?" He ask lightly even tho he knows they would never pass down the opportunity to touch him. He strips off his shirt leaving on only what was necessary of his gear.

His s/o hovers over his back gently pouring moisturiser onto his back and lathering it up. Kabal sighs feeling his lovers hands gentle run over his back pressing into sore spots and flakey areas.

"Hey babe, I have some of the guys coming around tonight, just let me know if any of the bastards step out of line ok?" He ask looking over his shoulder to them.

"Ok baby, I'll let you know if I need you to knock Kano out again" this makes Kabal laugh as his lover continues to take care of his back.

After finishing up on his shoulders and back Label roles over onto so that he can face his lover. "Gods I love you, you know that" he says pulling them down to lay on his chest.

"Baby let me finish doing you moisturiser then you can cuddle ok" they say beginning to repeat the process again.

"Kabal you Cunt!, where you at?" Kano yells put from the kitchen before malign his way to the bed room to find Kabal laying down with his S/o on top of him. Kano leans against the wall taking a mouthful of beer before staring them down again.

"Your beers shit, get something decent like fucking XXXX gold or Iorn Jack becuase ethos is like drinking piss" Kano huffs as he finishes the bottle.

"Good to see you too Kano, you only one here so far?" Kabal as he sits up. His S/o moves from his lap and gives Kano a small wave.

"Hi Kano" "hey love, and yea only me here so far other fucks are probably pissed out of their guys, might show don't know wirh them fellas" Kano replys before heading back to the kitchen.

Kabal throws on a shirt and he and his S/o make their way to he kitchen to find Kano making himself at home.

"So you gonna break anyone else arm tonight becuase boys and I have bets it being Wade who has a go at em" Kano says, he opens another beer and puts his feet up on the table.

"Kano, feet off table. And if he decided he's gonna try it he's gonna get broken. Y/n is already aware" he explains earning a smile from his S/o.

"My bets on James, man's been getting hands. Remember Kano if he has a go and I break his nose you'll owe me" Y/n says wirh a bright smile.

"Hahah Kabal you got yourself one of a kind"

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Hasashi Hanzo- Jealous and protective.

-when Hanzo gets jealous a part of scorpion shows it's head. He's death glare is a killer.

- he tends to distance himself more becuase he does not wish to hurt his S/o

-other times he with become clingy becuase he just want to be close, he wants to tryvand prove to Himself that he is aloud to be happy again.

-his jealous stems from a few things but mainly his own thought. Nightmares and dreams cause him the most pain with it.

-and after all who wants to try and hit on Scorpions S/o other then Johnny. (Man ahs no care for his life)

-very beefy and warm man, needs a good hug and to be told he's doing well. He just wants someone to tell him he's doing great.

- man's a grumble blanket, his glare tells people to fuck off as it is. And not only that it's very well known that you are the partner of the Grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu.

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Hanzo's brow twitches as sweat roles down his face as he sleeps. Eyes flickering under his lids as he fights in his sleep. His S/o peacefully asleep beside him as he fights his dreams.

The room begins to heat up more then normal. Blankets scatter as Hanzo shoots ups his eyes glazed.

"You will not touch them!" He yells. His s/o shoots up blanket throw off them as they look to their lover.

"Hanzo!, baby, hey it's just a dream your ok" they say moving to him. His head shoots to them. His glazed eyes focused on them.

" Scorpion?, scorpion I need you to let Hanzo come back to me ok?" Their voice is gentle as they place their hands on his chest.

"I can not, you will get hurt, we must protect you" he says voice filled with pain as he continues to scan the room.

"Babe, we are in the fire gardens, in your room. Come back to me honey. What are five things you see?" They ask, scorpion twitches under their touch.

"I see you, Satoshi's baby blanket, the walls, our blankets, Harumi's orchid" he says as he pulls them closer his lover rest against his chest and his eyes fade back into the sweet chocolate brown.

"Now handsome four things you can hear" they say kissing thier lover softly. " I can hear cicadas, your voice, the wind and my heartbeat" he whispers. His lover runs thier hands thought his hair untangling small knots and curls in his hair.

"Now three things you can feel baby" they whisper to him as he pulls his lover to lay on his chest as he falls back onto the bed.

"Your lips, your heartbeat, your skin" he says curling up around his lover. "Baby, talk to me are you ok?" They ask kissing Hanzo softly on the cheeks and then his lips.

"Forgive my sweet love, I did not mean to scare you." He replys, they move to lay on top of Hanzo straddling him. "Hanzo, baby you don't very have to apologise for something like that, understand. You have been thought so much and I am never going to hold that against you. They are both quite for a moment.

"My dream, you were taken from me, forced to love another. I became jealous that someone had taken you from me, I let scorpion take over. But no matter how close I came to you I could never reach you" Y/n can see the tears shimmer in his eyes.

"Its ok hun, I'm not going anywhere, I'm right here with you. And I know you will fuck up anyone who tries to take me from you." They smile pressing their lips to his. Both humming in contentment.

"Let's go back to sleep baby, I'll keep away your demons" they whisper as he rest his head against their chest.

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Kuai Laing- Jealous and protective.

- Kuai out of the lot is a lot more closed off to jealous, he does experience it but stays quite about to msot times.

- he becomes very cuddly for the fact he doesn't wish to lose his lover.

- man can be scary when needed.

- he really is the definition of a polar bear. Cute cuddle but also ready to rip someone's face off if they hurt his family.

- kinda man who is really shy in person but is a monster in bed.

-him being jealous transfers to that he may not say it with words but his actions speak very loud.

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"Kuai, I've been looking for you" the cryomancer peaks up hearing his lovers voice. He turns to see them walking towards him. He's smiles lightly patting the spot beside him.

"Forgive me I've been meditating most of this morning" he says lightly. His lover moves to sit close to him, they place themself in his lap and wrap their arms around his shoulders.

"Now a little bird told me that you might be feeling down, am I correct?" Kuai smiles shaking his head.

"My live I have you now why would I be feeling down about the most precious thing I love" he says pulling them a little closer.

"Hmmm... well then I believe your shadow of a brother has been spreading rumours babe, sad you were a little jealous of him being back" at that Kuai sighs leaning his forehead against his lovers.

"I do not knwo why he spread rumours, I am quite happy to have him back, I do not particularly like the way he 'whores' himself out" the cryomancer replys earning him a small giggle.

"Has he tried to make a move on you?" It hurt him to ask, he didn't believe his beloved would go for his brother after choosing him for his personality and enjoying his company but he still wished to be sure.

"He's made a few.. comments but no hasn't tried to get in with me baby, besides I happen to enjoy my cryomancers shy, easy to rile up and a sweet kisser" they remark leaning down to pull him into a kiss. He returns it before pulling away.

"As much as. Would love for this to continue beloved, I do have work that had to be done." He sighs.

"I'll see you tonight them my handsome, strapping and gorgeous man" they say giving him one last kiss before disappearing.

"Bi-han we need to have a word"

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Cry baby and Pee pants, part 1 (Digimon)

Matt cussed loud and long as he searched though his locker and the dressing room for the 5th time. The young blond had been trying out for a band, hoping to launch his music carer after more or less calling it quits as a digi destined, after barely keeping Tokyo from being blown up by a rouge digimon. This was actually his 6th audition, his young age and well, not exactly stellar skills on the guitar meant that he was told thanks for trying out, but he wasn't right for any of the bands till now. The leaping lizards had gushed over the raw talent being there, and had welcomed him on board, even pouring him a couple drinks of sake despite him being underage to celebrate. The last thing Matt recalled before waking up five hours later was them laughing at how stupid he was and.. Giving up the search, he had to finally admit the truth. they hadn't ever been serious about their offer to join the band and had just wanted to steal his guitar, a newer model and worth at least 300 bucks even being pawned. 'I suppose I should feel lucky I woke up with both kidneys.' Matt thought to himself. 'But how the fuck am I suppose to try out for the lone wolfs in two days with no instrument?' There was NO way he'd be able to get his parents to get him anther guitar, he'd had to basically break out the water works and plead on his knees for a month to get the last one. His antics had earned him the nick name of cry baby around both his dad's house and his mom's, and TK still wasn't letting it go and would ask if baby wanted his ba-ba. That left asking the others for a few loans, and most of them weren't too pleased he'd given up the hero game for fortune. Joe was blowing all his money on his studies anyways, Izzy on computer junk.. Sora and Mimi had been giving him the cold shoulder and he knew neither Kari nor TK would have the cash. '...I wonder if Tai's still hella gay?' Matt though, a Cheshire grin coming across his face. the always needy boy kisser had been good for getting a few video games before and junk, it was like 20 minutes of gay stuff like smooching and cuddling and then a little shopping spree AND Tai had just come into a fat wad of cash after a uncle that adored him had left him a big hefty inheritance. 'I can gay out for like, a hour for this.' Matt thought and getting his bag (and of course finding his wallet dry) he headed towards home, thinking about getting a even better guitar then before.

Tai was shocked when Matt called him the next morning, asking if he could meet up. After Matt had ditched the team only Tai and TK made any real efforts to hang with him, and TK only because they were brothers. In truth Izzy was giving Tai a hard time about it, but since Izzy was being a little bitch about a lot of things lately Tai just ignored his on and off again boyfriend. 'I mean, I was willing to get him that new computer he wanted and he couldn't rock a pamper butt for me? RUDE!' Tai thought and huffed. It was Tai's new fetish, and one he'd discovered by mistake when googling more on that Willis kid and finding out the little cutie had a website set up to show him modeling in diapers. Naturally seeing that Tai had begged and pleaded with Izzy to try out diapers but apparently Izzy had been a late bloomer and had only recently gotten out of daytime diapers before their whole adventure started. Naturally this had only made Tai wanna diaper him more, but again, Izzy was being a little pecker head about it. (at least from Tai's point of view.) 'heh. if Matt is expecting a little shopping spree today..he's in for a surprise. the boy is gonna earn it.' Tai thought, and went and checked on the supplies he kept under his bed on the off chance he lucked into a diaper boy. there they were, 2 packs of the diaper brand Willis recommended on his site, nice and thick, and a few onesies along with a changing pad and pacifiers and a baby bottle. 'Oh yeah..come onnn Matt..be desperate for money~'

Matt made sure to wear a nice tight sleeveless top and a pair of tight jeans (So tight he'd needed TK's help getting into them.) and made sure to spike his hair just the way that Tai liked it. TK wasn't dumb though, and knew what Matt was doing. "Looking good for your sugar daddy Cry baby." He teased and winked. "Your lucky Tai's expecting me, or I'd give you the noogie to end all noogies." Matt said, raising a eyebrow. it was just the two of them at their mothers apartment at the moment and TK used to know better then to push his luck when it was just them. "Mmhhhhmm.. your dadddy calls and cry baby Matt comes running. maybe HE'S gonna give ya yer ba-ba~" TK giggled. the giggles died off as TK saw the look on Matt's face, and when their mom would get back she'd find TK hanging by his undies from a nail on the wall. "...pushed cry baby too far again huh?" she asked, smirking and taking off her jacket. "Y-Yeah..uh..a little help?"TK squeaked. "Righttt after I put the groceries away.. think of this as time to reflect on watching your mouth." mom said and walked away. "B-But my undies are so far up my crack i can taste themmm!" TK whined. "then I don't need to worry about lunch." came the reply. "...Funny fucker aren't you." TK huffed under his breath, crossing his arms. "I hear that!"

Making his way to Tai's Matt got more then a few looks from both guys and girls, and likewise, a few wolf whistles. He ignored them for the most part, but had a smirk on his face knowing just how sexy he looked and soon was knocking on Tai's door. Tai gave him a once over as he opened the door and Matt smirked, he was almost drooling. "So, Like what you see?" Matt asked, and flexed a arm. "heh, Oh yeah. so gonna stand out there and look hot, or come inside and tell me what you want?" Tai asked, standing aside and gesturing into the apartment. "Don' worry, Kari had a school thing out of town and mom and dad are with her.I have you allll to myself." Tai added, slapping Matt's ass as he walked past, making Matt yelp and blush. Still, Matt knew what was expected of him for the most part and just flashed Tai a grin and blew a kiss. 'fucking bastard! he knows i hate spanking stuff!' Matt fumed. Matt went to sit down on the couch by Tai had closed the door and taken a seat in a arm chair, then patted his lap. '..He's totally getting me the latest guitar if he keeps this shit up.' Matt fumed, but walked over and sat on Tai's lap,putting his arms around the bigger boy. Matt might of been taller, but with all the sports that Tai played he had a bulked up look and was pound for pound much stronger. "So, You normally only get THIS dressed up if you want something, so what's my little Mattie need?" Tai asked, cradling Matt in a way that Matt recognized as using back when TK was toddler. "I..I uh..I have a band audition coming up..but some jerk's stole my guitar..and um.." Matt swallowed and then batted his eyes at Tai. "I was wondering, hoping if maybe you'd get me a new one.I've been practicing my kissing and we can cuddle and stuff for like, 2 hours even!" "heh. Well that IS a tempting offer. doubly so when your cute ass is in my lap. but I have a boyfriend if I just wanted to make out with a cutie. and Izzy is willing to go all the way." Tai chuckled. "O-Oh..but..I uh..I'm not..you...know..I'm.." Matt stammered. "Don't worry, I'm not gonna make you suck dick or take it up the poop chute. and I WILL get you whatever kinda guitar you want for your silly little audition which by the way is when?" Tai asked, kissing Matt's forehead and making alarm bells go off in the blond mind. "I-It's tomorrow at 3 pm sharp. And..what do you want then?" Matt asked, a nervous twitch to his voice. "Oh nothing too much. something really easy actually." Tai said and smiled. 'Bullshit' Matt thought but kept the smile on his face. "and that is?..." "For every say.. 20 dollars I spend on your little guitar I get one hour with you being my darling little diaper boy." "..What?!"

Tai smirked as he got ready to put Matt back into padding. the blond was looking huffy as fuck, but was keeping his mouth shut all the same, likely trying not to blow his semi good deal. Tai of course fully understood WHY Matt wouldn't be happy with the deal, but couldn't help but tease the impending little uy a little bit. "Awww come on widdle Mattie, can't you give daddy a smile? Your making daddy think you don't wanna do our widdle deal." He he teased, reaching over and tickling mat''s chin while the blond sat cross legged next to him. "...Your a sick man, you know that?" Matt asked, but he was grinning all the same, though whether it was from the chin tickles or humoring him Tai couldn't be sure. "Flattery will get you everywhere." Tai said with a wink, and as he finished getting the changing pad (with a adorable teddy bear print) set up and the changing supplies ready, he looked over Matt's jeans as he tugged out 3 of the thick puffy diapers. "So, are gonna be able to get out of those by yourself? they almost look spray painted on." Tai asked. "I can totally undress myself!" Matt huffed and stood up, unbuttoning the jeans and sliding his thumbs into the belt loops and tugging. And tugging some more. and then more tugging as they didn't budge. "You were saying?" Tai asked, in a clearly delighted tone. "..Shut up and help me get these things off." Matt huffed.

Matt was crimson after they FINALLY got his jeans off, partly due to the fact it had taken 10 minutes of effort, and well, needing Tai's help to undress. Not helping matters was the fact that Matt had chosen to go commando and well, liked to keep it shaved down there. "Awww somebody was a good boy and knew what was coming and saved daddy some time!" Tai teased. 'oh shut the fuck up!' Matt thought. "Yeah, let's go with that." was his sulky reply. Tai had oddly grabbed a razor blade all the same and cut silts in the back and front of two of the three massive diapers he was planing on putting on Matt, making the blond give his impending 'daddy' a weird look. "It's so when you go tinkle, the wetness is shared and you can go longer in your diapies. Same for when you go boom boom." Tai said cheerfully. THAT had caused the blush to leave Matt's face, at least for a little bit as he paled. "W-Wait.. you mean..you want me to.. uh.. go.." Matt stammered, and the blush returned as he struggled to say the words, then hissed and blew a raspberry. "in my diapers!?!" "..Ok that was hella cute. and Yup, I'm even gonna be nice and let you use them all on your own for today, though if I don't like the results I'm seeing I'll be sure to get you some potty med's to help." Tai said and winked, then patting the changing mat. "come on Little guy, let's get your diapies on and then you can sit in daddies lap while we order you a guitar so you can make music for daddy." "But..I thought we were going and getting one today!" Matt whined. "Oh, does somebody wanna go out shopping in his diapers? So bold!" Tai teased. "NO! I just..uh.." mental images of Matt waddling around in the big bulky diapers, holding Tai's hand and sucking his thumb flooded his mind and he started to squirm lots even as he laid down on the changing pad. "Don't worry. I'll pay for rush delivery. if we get it in town it'll be here by this afternoon. Maybe I'll let my little exhibitionist answer the door." Tai teased, and grabbed the first diaper. '...I could really go for anther glass of sake right now.' Matt thought and lifted up his butt like a good boy.

Back at the apartment TK was having pain fueled day dreams of all the times his undies hadn't of been lodged up his crack and wished his mom would hurry up and come and get him down. Not helping the whole situation was the fact that he had a growing bladder issue and any attempt's to shift around and relive the pressure there only made the undies ride up more. His mom had gone from putting things away to excuse herself to the bathroom, an like she was the worlds greatest comedian she'd told him not to move, and to hang in there. TK had wisely kept his opinions of her humor to himself as he had a sneaking suspicion that his earlier comments had helped extend his wedgie time. Still as the need to tinkle grew more and more TK couldn't keep quiet. "MOMMY! I hafa go pee! if you don't wanna clean up a puddle you needa get me down NOW!" He called. the bathroom door opened and Nancy walked out, smirking. "Why didn't you say something sooner wedgie boy?" she asked, taping a finger on his nose. "...You were just waiting in there!?!" TK shouted and huffed, crossing his arms and glaring. Sadly as his attention was focused on his mom and being mad at her, it was diverted from where it needed to be. "Well you were being a little brat an-" She started, then looked down as a hissing noise was heard and looked at the growing wet patch on the front of TK's undies, and the puddle that was starting to form on the floor. "Really?" "T-This is your fault!" TK huffed even as she grabbed him under the arms and lifted him down, though holding him away from her so she didn't get any pee on her. The flow was weakling and stopping as she got him on his feet, turning him so he could add to the puddle while not standing in it since he was in socks. (not that they weren't already wet) "Mhmm.. Well go and finish in the bathroom and clean up." She said, rolling her eyes then noticed a super guilty look on TK's face. "The..flow DID stop because you got it under control right?" She asked, a smirk tugging on her face. "Er..well..see.." TK said, rubbing the back of his head and chuckling nervously. "Go grab a shower pee pants, and meet mommy in your room. you know the rule for pant's wetters in this house." She said and turned away to go and get the mop and bucket as TK whined. "MOOOM! NOT THE PULL UPS!"

Back at Tai's and Matt was powdered and tapped in his triple thick white diapers, and squirming like crazy as he looked at himself in the mirror. Tai had tugged off his shirt so at the moment Matt was JUST in his white socks and white diapers, and he couldn't even close his legs! and as bad as it looked from the front, once he turned around and looked over his shoulder it was WAY worse in the back! He hadn't of even been able to get to his feet without Tai's help (well, he was gonna use Tai's bed to pull himself up but Tai had insisted daddy was here to help) and to say he was waddling was a massive understatement. "So what do you think little guy?" Tai asked, coming up behind him and making Matt look front ward in the mirror again, kissing Matt's cheek as he patted Matt's fat diapered bottom. "...I feel like I'm gonna knock lamps off of end tables, and there should be a beeping noise when i back up!" Matt whined. "heh, cute idea. I'll see what i can rig up for your next diaper day with daddy." Tai chuckled and kissed Matt's cheek. 'I need to stop giving him ideas.' Matt mentally groaned. "Can I at least put my shirt back on or something? or you have some shorts I can put over these? I wanna try and cover the diapers up!" Matt whined. "oh, You're just in luck little guy! Daddy DOES have something to go over your adorable huggies." Tai said. The old familiar warning bells were going off in Matt's head as Tai went and reached under the bed, and pulled out two onesie's, or as Matt called them, diaper shirts. One was light blue with a yellow trim on the sleeves, neck and leg hole, and had a yellow star on the front, that had a smiling face and said 'daddies little star' under it in yellow text. the second one was a white one with a dinosaur print all over it, and Matt fought the urge to facepalm. 'I really need to start watching my goddamn mouth.' he thought. "So buddy, what do you thin? wanna be my widdle star, or a dino boy?" Tai asked. "Gee, they're BOTH so tempting." Matt said, unable to keep the sarcasm out of his voice. If Tai noticed though he didn't show it and just nodded instead. "You're right, I'll pick for you." '...REALLY need to just keep my effing mouth shut!'

In the end Tai went with the little star onesie, though he'd over estimated just how thick he could go and still use them as it was a bit of a fight to get the crotch snaps to close. "I think after we get you your little guitar, we'll go shopping and get more cute outfits for my widdle musician." Tai said. He could tell Matt was less then pleased, but the boy forced a smile on his face and nodded. "whatever you want ta-" he started to say. "ah ah ah, when your butt is in diapers, it's DADDY. Got it?" Tai said, wagging a finger and smirking. "..Yeah OK." Matt replied, rolling his eyes. "yeah OK what?" Tai questioned, the grin getting bigger. "...Yeah OK daddy." Matt said, smiling but clenching his teeth. Tugging Matt over/ helping the padded cutie keep his balance, Tai sat down in his big comfy computer chair and tugged Matt into his lap, giving the big baby's neck a kiss. "Now did you have a certain store in mind, or just want me to google and shop around?" Tai asked.

[got-my-happiness]

DECEMBER 22, 2019

MAGING PROUD KA SELF HAHA SO HERE’S THE LASTEST UPDATE AND PROBABLE WALA NG SUSUNOD. ANG NEXT NA IPPOST KO NA AY MGA RANTS SA COLLEG3 LYF HAYS HAHAHAHA

i’m with some of my jhs batchmates, nagsamgyup kami. matagal ng plano to, actually nung una konti lang kami HAHA. then this guy friend of mine, let’s name him P, invited HIM (my almost). I kept on asking my guy friend kung sino sure since i lowkey wanna know if sure bang kasama siya kasi last year pa huling kita ko sakanya and i want to know if ganon pa din reaction ko towards him.

earlier that day, kinakabahan na ko and i kept on overthinking kasi after a year makikita ko na siya ulit, this will test if there’s still heartbeats and butterflies pag nakita ko siya. sooo as we went in, nakita ko na siya. daming nagbago. we looked each other’s eyes (as usual) but i know as we looked each other, wala na. hindi kami nagpansinan kasi i guess we feel awkward and hesitated to but we kept on looking with each other na madaliang pag tanggal ng tingin. i really wanted to say hi since i said hi to all of my guy friends there, nakakahiya naman if I didn’t perooo as i looked at him, nakaphone lang siya kaya hindi ko na siya tinawag, he looks busy. as time passed by, naririnig-rinig ko mga guy friends ko na inaasar siya katulad ng “dali sabihin natin kay (name ata ng girl, idk) atin na si GUY”, “ohhh i love you dawww”, “balita ko may kasama ka daw sa mcdo” and about sa ligaw thingy, and gustuhin ko man makinig pa pero di ko na sila marinig kasi may music din. and if ever man na he has someone na, i’m happy for him kasi finally hindi na siya torpe, he was able to express his feelings already. that girl must be lucky. aminin ko, it hurts HAHA kasi he will always have a special space in my heart, a little space that despite na almost lang kami and the pain i’ve felt years ago, may space pa rin for him. nakabawi naman ako, may tumabi sakin na guy friend ko (lets name him E), nangamusta and stuff. si P naman bigla umepal joke, he said “si (my name) may jowa, ay hindi ka-mu sa lozol” [if you haven’t read my post about it, entitled surreal? pls read haha], sinabi ko kasi sa guy friend ko na i have jowa kahit wala talaga, only few people knows the truth tho. i just smiled nung pagkasabi niya nun kaya they don’t know if totoo ba or not, and i saw GUY na he was looking and waiting for my answer but still, ngumiti lang ako and sabay sabi kay P na “ang daldal, shh” HAHA. So ayun nga natapos na kami, kumpulan pa kami sa harap ng kainan then nag usap pa mga guy friends ko kaya medj lumayo ako and i’ve realized nasa harap ko din si guy HAHA nagkatinginan ulit kami and “uy”, we had this gesture sa head na matic nagsside view whenever we see each other. we smiled at each other and nag apir lang. i felt nothing. usually, pag nagkakatinginan kami, i always felt the sparks and that our eyes are talking with each other pero ngayon, wala ng ganon.

healing is really a long process. i’ve been writing up letters and posts about him years ago and now ganun ulit pero not because I still have feelings for him or that i felt the heartbeats again but only because im already sure i can say this at wala ng bawian: nakamove on na ko. finally. everything’s not like before na and i knew it. so proud of myself. im happy for him if he have found the girl that would make him happy. happy din ako na walang taon na di ko siya nakita joke, i mean every time na nakikita ko siya may difference katulad ngayon, wala na lahat. our story have ended already, well it ended na 3 years ago, ako lang nahirapan magmove on and i hate it kasi nagmukha akong tanga. Anyway, masaya na ko. I swear, wala na kayong mababasang posts about him na this 2020 kahit na we’re friends HAHA. And achievement na to, this is probably the 2019 plot twist I’ve been waiting. hehe thank you for reading. 🧡

WHOOOOO NAKAMOVE ON NA KO GUYS!!! HAHAHAHA

[yumedoca]

"Manga Kosuke" shows up in the anime more than once, including several episodes and at least one of the ovas, I think once he even got dialogue albeit in a crowd and not important dialogue.

Similarly curly haired stormtrooper shows up several times too, like once the Stormtroopers are throwing a party for Lum and he's just there with them and Ataru. Maybe it was the storyline where Lum left the earth and gave Ataru a doll of herself.

I also believe one Urusei Yatsura video game for the original Gameboy featured Perm and Kosuke; humorously they were an edit of the same base sprite!

Hai again, hope you're doing great!!

Since these were all sent by the same anon, I figured it was best to answer them all together..

Firstly, relating to the first two asks, I'm aware of Kosuke's cameos in the anime, the wiki has stated which all episodes it is and I very much know the most obvious cameo he made which would be in the 'Goat and Cheese' OVA, aka my favourite of the OVAs after 'Inaba the Dream maker'. I also do think I've seen Megane pop up sometimes in the manga, albeit it's very rarely and it's really hard to miss, but I do remember spotting him for at least one or two cameos (didn't know about Chibi though, I'll keep an eye out next time). The video game fact is really cool though!! Onto the next few asks...

Actually, I'm pretty sure that Megane was actually the one who got most of Kosuke's roles, funnily enough, in the last Kosuke ask I answered, @superamatista said this as well..

..one example being in electric jungle, the one who joined AtaMenShino in saving Lum was Kosuke in the manga but in the anime it was Megane. The main and obvious reason for this is because in the manga, Kosuke is Ataru's closest friend, but in the anime, Megane is given that role instead (while still having the antagonistic side to him), so naturally a lot of his dialogue is given to Megane instead. It's been a while since I've binged the original anime all together, but I've watched a bunch of UY episodes from the original series a while back after reading the manga chapters for them since I was curious how the anime would've adapted those chapters and literally most (like around 80-90%) of the lines and role belonged to Megane, even if he has added original bits. Now that I think about it properly, I think the other three stormtroopers mostly get their lines from Hokuto and the other nameless boys in the class, mainly Chibi and Kakugari (but there might be a rare chance where they do get Kosuke's lines I don't really remember though). Perm's lines are a combo of the nameless boys and a little bit of Kosuke, while Megane's is mostly Kosuke. Of course, they have added original lines which would suit their character added to the dialogues as well. I feel like the cases where they don't give Megane Kosuke's role and give it to Perm instead, is either when Megane already had a large original role or when the role doesn't fit Megane's character. The best example of the latter is the double date AtaLum went with Kosuke and his girlfriend, while in the anime it was Perm and his (not really) girlfriend because Megane WOULD NOT ever go a date with another girl, he's too dedicated to Lum and I think they even lampshade this.

And yes, I am aware Kosuke (and Hokuto) were in the first chapter, and then they disappeared for a while and reappeared permanently in chapter 26 I think. As to why I think Perm and Kosuke are different (and why I like Kosuke more) is mostly based on opinion really. And I'll be honest now, I've never really cared much about the stormtroopers (so sorry anon but it's true), I don't hate them but I don't really love them all that much either, Megane is the only one I like and it's mostly because of Shigeru Chiba's performance (great guy). The stormtroopers to me is just 'Megane and the others' because it's literally mostly Megane and to me at least, the others are just the one dimensional members of his gang. Since they show them off as 'mostly Megane' because favouritism, it's only natural that I don't pay much attention to the others. The only thing I remember Perm doing is going on the double date and that's it. But it isn't like that for Kosuke! To me, Kosuke has a sort of charisma that all of Rumiko's characters have, even the nameless students of class 2-4. I feel like the stormtroopers don't have this specific charisma since they are mainly Oshii's characters, not Rumiko's. I get Kosuke may not be the most noticeable character, but once you start paying attention to him, you'll get to see what a great guy he is. He's silly and a goofball and a very friendly guy, a good friend to Ataru and even though he does simp over Lum a bit, he isn't stormtrooper level obsessed, he only really is against Ataru when he does or thinks he'll do something wrong (unless he's a part of his scheme lol). He's decently popular with girls, he has a girlfriend (which even Mendo and somewhat Ataru don't have) and has got chocolate from a junior on Valentine's Day and he seemed to be getting along well with the girls at Asuka's school as well. His horny level is on average since he has been shown to read porn mags and such but he doesn't disrespect or grope women in real like like Ataru does. On his date with his girlfriend, they wore matching clothing and he seems forgiving of the fact that she's a huge eater and that she's a burden on his wallet, showing he does really love her (I distinctly remember Perm in the anime version stating he'll throw his girl off a cliff or something for Lum but I'm not sure if it's a real scene or not, I can't remember). Kosuke is one of the biggest menaces in the class with Ataru and Mendo, and teams up with Ataru and on rarer cases Mendo too to take Onsen down. And Kosuke just have a lot of moments I remember, the time where he was indirectly the cause for AtaLum to fall for the other (Megane did this in the anime), the time when he and Ataru and Mendo got drunk at school late at night, the time he got kidnapped by Mendo's giant octopus, all the times Kosuke and Ataru whack the shit out of Onsen and his little comedic remarks which feel much funnier in the manga than when said in the anime cuz the anime exaggerates the bigger jokes causing the smaller ones to fall flat (the jokes in the manga remain in a good balance and most of the jokes are around the same level of funny) Kosuke just has a lot to him which Perm doesn't have because only some of these things were either mostly reserved for Megane or split among the other stormtroopers or if you are talking about friendship, the stormtroopers together are much worse friends to Ataru than Kosuke. And like that, I disagree with the Perm is much more complex than Kosuke bit too. The manga omakes literally have an entire huge analysis on Kosuke (which makes me love him even more) and that's says a lot.

I think if I had paid more attention to Perm and the other two, maybe I can get more things to be interested about? But I feel like the average viewer would pay the most attention to Megane and just regard the others as extras. And I'm so sorry if any part made it sound as if I was insulting them cuz I didn't mean to and was only stating how they seemed to me personally. And it's cool if anon or anyone really, loves the stormtroopers or Perm over Kosuke, whatever it is, I know how it is to love small underrated characters and we're all different and have our own perspectives and that's what makes us unique, and in the end, we are fans of the same series.

Considering I've answered five asks at once, I am going to declare that this topic is closed (I'm sorry, I have other stuff to do). Microsoft Word says that this entire post is over a page long so do me a favor and reblog this if you love Kosuke :)

[danaty-consolation]

Yeah, umm, I wanted to ask, since you are the most UY centered blog around here (and if you have any time as well) What do you think of Lum? I mean, I have seen one post and you said she was your 2nd favorite UY character just after Ataru. That's great cus I loved Ataru a Lot! He ended up becoming my fave Rumiko mc, but Lum on the other hand 🥶. Idk, I disliked her a lot, I never figured out why she is so into Ataru so much, and although she changes her aggressiveness against him as the series advances in both manga and anime, she seemed so boring to me, almost every other female character with relevance was more entertaining than her imo (specially Sakura and Ran) so, can I get your take on her? OR if you have already answered something similar, could you show me? I tried to see YT videos about her but most of them only repeated random facts or bare explanations of the story. Maybe I just need some sort of analysis? 😅 but don't worry if you don't have the time

I feel so flattered you think of me as a UY-centered blog QuQ

I am gonna be brutally honest.

Lum is favored by her appearance by most of the youtube fandom. She is a girl with a bikini who loves hard and is loyal, she's a dream girl for every guy, lesbians, bisexuals and pansexuals.

Attraction and love can make people blind and the same can be say with hate.

I also had seen videos on Youtube and I hate how they put trash on Ataru's character, defining him as a poor and stupid loser who doesn't deserve perfect Lum.

First of all, let's not put this in the narrative speaking. Lum was a temporary character, Shinobu was Ataru's official and only love interest before Lum became the fan favorite and Rumiko was forced to make her the real love interest.

An option that I applaud because she added her in a believable way and developed her character.

Since you know how another character acted like that in her entry and still tries her best to force the protagonist to love her forcibly? Shampoo from Ranma 1/2.

She is a good character but she forces herself into Ranma too much and doesn't think about how he feels. That sounds so much like Lum in the first chapters.

Lum wasn't supposed to actually make Ataru fall in love with her right away. That's why she was acting like that and later had a change so she could fit better the story as a second protagonist.

Now with the narrative, it makes sense that Lum has a temper. She is a freaking ogre.

An alien one but still one.

AND LUM HAS FLAWS

She is not the perfect girl everyone pictures. She is insecure when it comes to Ataru's love for her that's why she gets jealous and craves his attention, she has also bad luck since when she tries her best sometimes her inventions cause more problems than anything. As Ran said once:

Now, with her love to Ataru. She didn't fell in love with him right away.

She only accepted to marry him because he won and thought it was his wish. She only began to feel attracted to him when she spent time with him and when she noticed how he wasn't a bad character after all. Lum is starved for his affection because she knows he cares for her, if he didn't she could pretty sure have finished their things as she did with Rei.

She is smart and knows her value, she always is there to help and one of the things I love is that after their first chapter with Shinobu she doesn't blame the girls at all. She punishes Ataru because he is the one flirting, the other girls don't take him seriously. She doesn't blame them or tells them to stop seducing her Darling.

We can exclude Ran but that's because she at first wanted to steal Ataru's strength as vengeance for Lum stealing the guy she liked but later she just flirts with him to annoy Lum.

Also, can we say how much Lum supports Ran's relationship with Rei?! Even if they finished badly in their relationship Lum wants Ran to be happy because she is her friend and how much she wishes Rei to be over her.

Back to her love for Ataru, Lum is loyal to him and she can actually see how he truly is behind his search for attention. She decided to stay with him even with all his flaws and even if he triggered hers but they actually are having a good development knowing how proud Ataru is.

My love for Lum is more about how flawed and real her character feels. She is curious and knows when things are too absurd to even for her standards, she calls Ataru out when he does something stupid but she also does her best when she is in a mess she got herself into and does stupid things.

Also, she is a teenager, it's already hard to be one when you're feeling so many emotions when you're that age and she being an ogre...increasing those feelings more I think she deserves some slack in that department.

Lum is far from perfect and there is a lot of room for her to grow but that is what makes her more charming for me. She has a personality, has flaws but also many positive things.

She is the first female character that broke that "Every female love interest is a soft and motherly" stereotype that was a thing in the 70's.

Sure she may be a product of her time but she is still an amazing character nonetheless. Making room for more strong female characters as we know them today.

[ilovesunflowers224]

This girl

Chapter 1

Yume's pov

     'Kiss the sky' by cash cash, now playing.

With the phones on my ears, on the way going to rukassen academy.

Pagdating ko, all the girls nagkukumpulan. "Ang gwapo nila, omy g, anjan na sila", girls... They're so annoying. Then nagpunta na ko sa locker room. I opened it, nagsilabasan lhat ng mga letters, as usual, mga love letters. Psshh... Shinoot ko sa basurahan tutal Wala namang kwenta. Tsk!

"Bat mu ba pinagtatapon mu lhat ng mga sulat ko sau, Alam mu masakit un, huh? Minahal na Kita since elementary pa lng Tau. Gusto ko sanang ikaw ung magiging future wife ko. Sana tanggapin mo ako bilang manliligaw mo. Lahat gagawin ko para sa matamis mong 'oo'.", -ung matabang maliligaw ko? The heck! "Uhm,... sorry pero d ko matatanggap-", napatigil ako. Anung ggawin ko, anung sasabihin ko sa taong 'to? I have no choice -sigh- but- "sorry may Mahal na akong iba."-me. Oh my gi, I said it. The fvck!

Silence

"Ganun ba? Sorry, d ko alam na may boyfriend ka na pala, pasensya ka na Kung nakulitan Kita, patawad.", Him... Fvck! I feel so guilty, he left with teary eyes. Sorry d ko sinasadya but I have to do this. Ayaw Kong maging pabigat sa lhat, ayaw Kong masayang Ang mga oras nila sakin, I want to be alone.

"Oi, 'kay ka lng?", -mika. "Ah?, mika-chan, kanina pa ba kau Jan?, -me "yup, nakita namin un, boss, hindi ka na tlga nagbabago." Si third. Tsk! Bhla na nga kau Jan, mauuna na 'ko. "Boss, naman wag mu naman kaming iwan.", Sila.

Well, the class has started, si miss hillmina tirsk, our class adviser na bibong bibo, d ko nga alam Kung San nanggaling eh, grabe, Ang hyper nya. 😑 By the way, FIUME galleass, 4rd year highschool student ( narrator: sorry, ung old school parin ung pinapasukan nila😁)

Fast forward:

Lunch time...

"Yume-chan!?!😍 sabay na taung kumain, chigi na >w<",-aimie, nag iisang makulit na girl na friend ko, cguro? D ko nga Alam Kung bat naging close kami neto eh. "Ettou... M-michael, pwedeng sabay ka na rin samin?", Aimie nagblublush pag kausap si Mika. Something's going on? Nah, never mind.

Sabay-sabay na rin kami kumain sa top of the cr (narrator: bale Isa sa memorable place ko nuon✌️) may dumaan sa min, Si Malory, Malory Harlequin, mga mata nya, gusto akong lamunin ng buhay, Basta ako, Wala akong aatrasan. d ko Alam Kung bat galit na galit sya sakin, Wala naman akong ginagawang masama sa kanya, hay ewan. "Uhm? Michael?", Halla, ung hitsura ni aimie, looks so pale. Pagtingin ko sa kamay ni Mika nakapatong said kamay nya. "Tau na guys, magtatime na, kailangan na nating bumalik. "Oi, Anu ulit ung sinabi mu kanina? May syotA ka na?",- murmured, "chillax lng, yume, magjojoke lng ako.", Sabay papalayo. "Boss ung mga mata mu, nag aalab na naman.", King sabay hila at takip sa Mata ko. "Oh, sorry. Kung d taong gagong Yan eh",-me. Binatukan no third si Mika sa ulo, "yawch!",-sigaw nya. "M-michael?",😭 Aimie.

Dismissal...

"Bye guys, see you tomorrow. Nagsiuwian na kaming lhat. "Babye, yume-chan",-aimie. "Bye...", Me waying.

On my halfway, sadami pang nagsara, eto pang daan na tinatahak ko then may nakasalubong akong mga panget, eeww, kadiri, ung Isa parang d pa ata naliligo, ung Isa mukhang abno, ung Isa ring feelingero, bale 7 silang lhat. Medyo lumayo ako ng bahagya sa kanila, buti na lng nalagpasan ko sila. "Uy, ganda, bka gusto mong sumama samin,", may biglang umakbay sakin. Nagsilapitan ung mga kasama nya, bka eto ung pinakaboss nila. What the? Ewww... Layuan nyu nga ako, chill ka lng -innerself. "Bat d ka sumagot, ganda, d ka namin sasaktan Basta wag ka lng tatakbo,", ung boss na nakakadiri ng biglang gusto nya akong hawakan. Lahat ay nagulat nung naputol Ang kamay ng boss nila. "Hoy, anung ginawa mu boss namin babae ka!?", Sigaw nila habang susudurin ako. "Two, down",-me, patuloy silang sumugod gang sa tinamaan ko sa tyan ung pangatlo. "Mga pre, ung mga Mata nya, parang umaapoy, pulang pula.", Takot na sambit ng isa sa nakaligtas. Biglang may sumulpot sa likuran ko, my sight blurred.

Arth's pov

"Nako, lagot na... Get out of my way, you morons and stay out from here.",- me. I know this will be gonna happen, "yume!", Nakita ko Kung paano nya napatay ung huli, nagkalasug lasog ung katawan. D na ako nakaabot. "Yume, Tama na!", Sigaw ko habang yakap yakap ko sya. "Who the fvck are you?", -yume. Nakailag ako bago nya ako mapatay gang sa sya'y nahimatay.

"Yume!?", Parang kilala ko ung boses na un, Mika?, "Arth? Kaw ba Yan? Si yume? Okay lng ba sya?", Mika, "wag Kang maaalala, she'll be alright, haha. "Onii-chan!", Aimie. "Onii-chan.", Third. "Onii-chan?!!", Sabay sabay silang nagulat. "Yup, kuya ko si kuya arth😄", aimie. "Saglit Lang, gagamutin ko lng so yume para d lumala ung sugat.". "Bubuhatin ko na lng sya pauwi.", Sambit ko. "Aimie, mauna ka ng umuwi.", Dagdag ko. "Aye aye captain!", Aimie with a smirk 'yessir'.

Yume, you're always the wierdest girl, ever.

Back to yume's pov,

(Char🤭)

Where am I? I woke up, and it's already pass 8. oh I remember, "oh, you're awake, sleeping knockhead.",-mika smirked. "The fvck did you say, u asshole?", grrr hate this guy. "W-w-wait, you're not fully healed yet, and shhh... Quit shouting. He's sleeping.", Mika pointing at the guy beside me. The fvck! My eyes widened... "Oh, no.", Mika, "mika-chan, you've better go away or I will break you into pieces.", -me. Someone tapped my head, "quit that, you're so noisy, I'm sleeping.". I pulled my fluffy pillow and pound it to hotguy's face. "Hahaha, you've never changed, yume. You know what? I still love you but you can't answer back. Is there any problem with us?", He mumbled then he pulled my face. His eyes is full of thoughts and I know why. But i love him but there's something I don't want to show it. I moved out from from his arms, "shut the hell up, at walang 'tayo', okay?", I stood up from my bed. "Ow, somebody's having a lovey-dovey around here", -third with crossed arms. "And ow, I saw someone blushing~", he added. I pulled my pillow and threw it on his face. You guys are so pathetic, "get out of my room, now.". I screamed.

Hey, guys... I'm emphrange, just call me emph and yeah, it's my first time here. Hope you enjoy the first chapter. I'm just so excited so stay tuned,..

[yowassupxx]

hey

so its almost 1am and i just wanted to get this out...

lately i've been craving attention from men, like "uy be mindful of me" "uy give me attention" "hey, didnt u used to be so obsessed with me back then" "someone give me praise", just thinking about all these gives me creeps. like what have i become as a human, as a young adult. like girl, ur such a failure at living, stop having those thoughts!!! and i would like to point out that i have been single for 5 years with occasional flings that never really felt like something in between those 5 years (not that this matters in my narrative). what i wanted to let out is why do women (in majority, not talkimg about everyone) forced to think little of themselves when boys dont give them attention. i just want to know what drived me to have these thoughts in the first place. just thinking that i have been reduced to this attention seeking young adult women frustrates me.

im looking for things and situations to blame or im thinking of ways to change this kind of fucked up thoughts that spring to my mind every now and then. first point, i guess one thing to blame is this pressure to meet the love of your life in my age right now (im 23 turning 24 this year). my parents generation literally met or even married at this age and here i am, a 23 years old virgin that simply thinks its too much of a burden that time goes by so fasg and i havent met a man i want to spend the rest of my life with or even be in a serious relationship with. ation literally met or even married at this age and here i am, a 23 years old virgin that simply thinks its too much of a burden that time goes by so fasg and i havent met a man i want to spend the rest of my life with or even be in a serious relationship with. another thing is why do i have the mindset that getting into a relationship with a guy would actually make me happy in life. i really hate myself for having these ideas. this is just turning into a pointless ranting and just me being frustrated with myself even more. like what should i do?? tell me!! will get back to you once i have that realization moment...

this has been another late night rambling with u tumblr, although nothing has been realized yet, i am very thankful i get to rant this out of my mind for now. you have been very helpful :)