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thescreaminghat · 2 years

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Thresh, writing in his journal: I still firmly believe that most of my troubles would be solved if I could only win over a rich widow who was a little closer to death than anticipated.

Viego: *arrives on the Blessed Isles*

Thresh: *scratches out “widow” and writes “widower”*

#thresh #viego #unbound thresh #thresh is living in a victorian novel istg #trying to rise above his station and scheming plotting girlbossing his way into money #cuz thats what he needs #some coin so he can travel like he always planned #it would have been so fucking funny if he started seducing viego just to get money to leave the blessed isles XDD #grabs that chest of gold and fucking BLASTS outta there afterwards XDD #have fun reviving your dead wife bitch idgaf as long as yall pay me to get out of this dump

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