#hazepost

[limestoner]

Note from awbe later: I apologize in advance for this.

This mini exposition dump is my challenge to try to explain sometbint I’m still learning about while high in the sky. I’m a little less so rn so I’m going to quickly explain. Then afterwards I will compare what I think then to what I thought in the hazepost. For science. Jk, it’s for fun. Jk jk it’s for fun science.

I was going to send this to my poor friend but couldn’t bear it. So I dropped it here instead for later analhzks analysis. Because she does not like math.

⚠️Wasnknf! Warning! Contains (probably very flawed) math🔥⚠️

No. I won’t go stoNERD on you too hard, but the 2018 farm bill states that industrial hemp/marijuana plant is legal nationwide but the %THC (psychoactive 🅿️🐉🌿↪️🍄👁️‍🗨️🅰️☮️🌱ℹ️♈️🐚ingredient) (I spent about 20 min crafting that illustrative spelling and completely forgot what I was talking about. -! Yes, THC. To be legal everywhere, it has to contain <0.3% THC per dry weight. But recreational marijuana contains 50-80% THC. Which makes it sound like the two Soylent even compare to each other, it’s like regular juice and capri sun with tha. Folacer is moving far away.

I just noticed that it dries out my always phlegmy airway and it feels so freeing. It’s like breathing the entire atmosphere around you. Floating like a fish and it all every completely opn. And kicking with foot fins. I’m imaginning a fish getting a set of human feet like how we have mermaid tails and the fish is kicking little feet attached to its tail. But anyway I’m cry laughing here and it isn’t making me cough on phlegm. My airway is like a cover tunnel on a busy ancient street. Active and transferring energy.

I have probably already outworn my stoNERDy welcome but I have to say this for that to make sense. There are different types of THC molecules in the plant, and some have stronger effects than kthersZ. Of the <.3% THC can be Delta 8 or 9 or some other numbers. That’s how many chains of many connect to your cells. Sometimes there’s a letter like 9o and it means that there’s a chaink link 9

I didn’t say want anything wrong on somebody. Is this I’m the paranoia? Because I’m afraid I’ll say something offensive without meaning to. I thought it meant I would think somoene was following me.

I was concluding that and being like oh I should get back to reading and responding to C and I was like yesX that’s what I’m doing. 🤭

TL/DR: hemp is the same plant as marijuana but hemp products only have a much smaller amount of THC that can make you high. Like beer is 5% alcohol and gets you a little drunk, but Bacardi 151 is like 75% alcholo and wil get you SUPER drunk. Or you could just drink enough beers to add up to the same amount. Sorry, there’s math.

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I have a glass of half orange juice, half Bacardi 151. The orange juice has 0% alcohol. The Bacardi has 75% alcohol. Average it is 37.5% alcohol mixed together.

Bobby Blabby has a beer purée in a glass because it’s a craft ber and he’s a hipster. (As I write tbese I like to imagine a history teacher in the year 3000 in the city of Technopolis asking students about what they think I meant in this post like this is the only literature remaining after the Great Disaster and they are trying to use it to unlock the secrets of their ancestors and what caused humanity to come dwindled to a handful!!! And they must use the knowelsge gained to prevent the same fate from complete self destruction. And they have to figure out what I meant. What I meant is what I said but what I said isn’t what I meant.

Bobby Blanby still has a beer. The beer is 5% alcohol. His glass is the same size as My glass. It’s a 12 oz glass. So his glass has 5% alcohol which is 14 grams. But my 12 oz glass is full of 40% Bacardi 151/juice alcohol (should be about 5x the grams. How many shots does a 12 oz glass contain. One “▶️®️❗️🦷🫰🏽” is 12 oz beer or 1.5 oz shot. How many snots in a beer. Yugk. About 8. But that’s how many shots to one beer. How many beers to one sjotZ. 40% x 12 oz = 4.8 oz = 14grams. ISH, I’m doing my best here. I mean. I just forgot what I meant by ISH. Oh, righted thrat the numbers aren’t exact and I’m just rounding them for the purpose of my story. But I love putting lots of ========= in a math sentence. 5% x 12 oz = 0.6 oz. So Bobby Blabby would have to drink 8 beers to get the same buzz

Now I want gra(HA!)m crackers. And some Beercardi 0.3%

So I would have to consume enough hemp to = 0.3 to 80%. So >80 puffs hemp = 1 puff mj? Why wouldn’t you want the higher % available so that the person doesn’t need to take kn as much of it. But maybe that doesn’t matter.

When my brain is back down, I am confident that I would be able to talk about these subjects better. But now much better, I have 0 confidence.

[hazelek]

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[kc5rings]

In honor of yesterdays Hazeposting revelation she gets a promotion based on being a fellow gear lover

[playday-nightlight]

calm vibes Sunny Daycare Attendant inspired stimboard~

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[purplehxzed]

kumatani.. making sushi? eating sushi? i wonder if itd be something he likes or something he hates since it could very easily go both ways with his father's influence... he seems to genuinely like fishing and fish. he probably does like to eat them considering that uramichi gifted him fillets for his birthday. i like to think he uses the techniques hes learnt (been forced to learn..?) to make sushi for his friends casually. he brings them to work after a good catch. something like that

[hazelek]

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[hazelek]

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[wetpussycrybby]

being laughed at is so hot

[wetpussycrybby]

[wetpussycrybby]

wet thinking about my throat shoved against his inner elbow

[purplehxzed]

archery means kumatani has really good arm shoulder and back muscles which is probably why he's about as wide as uramichi despite (presumably) not strictly working out as much. also it means hes hot af

[purplehxzed]

rly want to draw more kumatani no matter how crap they turn out because i love seeing him in salmon t-shirts and i love that they gave him this gimmick in the manga