#he also wears a black leather jacket like‚ all the time. yeah‚ theres spikes on the shoulders too.

[xeneric-shrooms]

obsessed with your gay punk cockroach fursona. i have to know more about him

BLOCKKSSSS!! We are rotating Gaylord between our brainwaves like a spit roast <33

— He can and will eat garbage; Scraps and leftovers of food, rotting vegetables and meat– he stays away from fruit unless he wants to get drunk. ("what, so when ants or beetles do it it's 'okay' and 'cute', but when I do it it's 'disgusting' and 'gross'?")

— Gaylord longs for a life-long relationship but a lot of the guys he meets aren't looking for that so the best thing he can do is sleep with people. ("I try not to let myself get attached to others. Apparently 'emotional connection' is too much for people.")

— Solence Bumble was his longest romantic partner, who broke up with Gaylord after four years. ("Fucking Sol.. All those late night conversations about engagement and growing old together. WE MOVED IN WITH EACH OTHER! You engraved that damn heart on my pronotum too but you were 'scared of commitment' and 'its not you it's me'. BULLSHIT. You left me for that stupid Hercules beetle..")

— He can fly. ("... Don't ask me to I can't control where I go...")

— Gaylord fucking LOVES succulents. He would love to have a big aloe vera plant if he didn't live in an apartment. ("I like red lions a lot. I always put them in my succulent arrangements. Adds a nice splash of color! Also there's a sedum succulent referred to as fuzzy wuzzys.")

— He can bake bread. It's cathartic for him. ("My least favorite bread to bake is sour dough. I just can't get it to taste right everytime no matter how long or short i let the dough ferment.")

— Works as a bartender at a gaybar. ("It's... Not as fun as people think. Though I do get the authority to not serve complete jackasses and to call security on them, so that's nice.)

— He secretly really likes pop music. ("Don't tell people that, I have a reputation to uphold!... 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Ray Jepsen is really good...")

— His name provides really good nickname opportunities like 'Gay Cock' and 'Gay Roach' and 'Cock Lord'. People just opt to calling him 'Lord' though. ("That's because they don't know how to have fun. I'd love if people called me Cock Lord!")

— He does not have an air fryer. ("I do not have an air fryer.") ((He really doesn't.))

[spacesuitsforemergency]

Kimama “Kimmi” Cortes

⁃ Her father was Athabaskan (which is my tribe) and her mother is Mexican

⁃ Her father owned a garage, where he taught her all about mechanics and engineering from a young age so that she could take over the business one day

⁃ They lived in Alaska until her father died in an avalanche while he was snowboarding with the guys, then her mother moved her down to Texas (El Paso, to be exact) to be with her side of the family

⁃ Her mom married into some other family. Her step dad always tried to be nice to her and tried to get her to join in with them for family stuff, but she never got to mourn her father properly because her mother just up and left so quickly. Her step siblings are also all snobby and make fun of her

⁃ The house is extremely crowded, and she shares a room with 3 of her step sisters (theres 5 girls total, 6 boys total. Almost all of them have different mothers so Kimama doesn’t trust her step dad with her mom)

⁃ She spends most of her time out in the garage, because that’s the only place she’s left alone. She’ll go around the neighborhoods and people will pay her to fix stuff on their cars or wash them

⁃ She would also scour junkyards for used parts, she found a huge black truck that she had to jump up to get into, and it didn’t work sos he brought her tools and started working on it

⁃ Cause with so many kids in the house there was no way she was getting her own car anytime soon

⁃ Yeah so it turned out to be a he, and he turned out to be Ironhide

⁃ And since her parents hardly noticed her at all, she would be out of the house nearly 24/7. They started becoming a crime fighting duo (she would wear a mask and stuff so she wouldn’t be recognized). The Justice League tried to recruit her but she refused every time cause she wanted her freedom

⁃ She has a metal suit, her name is Iron Maiden (yes we are so bringing this name back, it’s genius)

⁃ She goes to the same school as Jaime and Tye, she met them during lunch cause they were sitting away from everybody else

⁃ She immediately thought Jaime was really cute, and Tye caught her eye cause she hadn’t been around other Native peoples since she moved away from her home

⁃ And they thought she was cool cause she wore combat boots, band tees, and had spikes on her leather jacket

⁃ But despite her appearance she’s actually pretty shy and sweet

⁃ She became really good friends with them quickly, they were now a trio and stuck together at school. She knew about Tye’s home life as well, and if he didn’t want to bother Jaime’s family he was always welcome at her house, they’d camp out in the garage

⁃ She also did know Onawa (who was still in her drunk phase back then), so she actually never met her sober for the first couple years of knowing her

⁃ She doesn’t let other people call her nicknames except them, they usually call her ‘Kimmi’ (cause she HATES Kim, that’s what people would call her to whitewash her name), but as a joke they call her Mamas

⁃ When Tye went missing her and Jaime had to calm Onawa down and try to help her, until she ran away too. Her and Ironhide searched for him and investigated

⁃ So literally the whole time her and Jaime were both hiding alien robot things from each other, then Tye comes back and is like ‘YOU GUYS ARE BLUE BEETLE AND IRON MAIDEN WHAT-‘