#i love him so much i love him so much my sweet little cocksucker <333

[xeneric-shrooms]

obsessed with your gay punk cockroach fursona. i have to know more about him

BLOCKKSSSS!! We are rotating Gaylord between our brainwaves like a spit roast <33

— He can and will eat garbage; Scraps and leftovers of food, rotting vegetables and meat– he stays away from fruit unless he wants to get drunk. ("what, so when ants or beetles do it it's 'okay' and 'cute', but when I do it it's 'disgusting' and 'gross'?")

— Gaylord longs for a life-long relationship but a lot of the guys he meets aren't looking for that so the best thing he can do is sleep with people. ("I try not to let myself get attached to others. Apparently 'emotional connection' is too much for people.")

— Solence Bumble was his longest romantic partner, who broke up with Gaylord after four years. ("Fucking Sol.. All those late night conversations about engagement and growing old together. WE MOVED IN WITH EACH OTHER! You engraved that damn heart on my pronotum too but you were 'scared of commitment' and 'its not you it's me'. BULLSHIT. You left me for that stupid Hercules beetle..")

— He can fly. ("... Don't ask me to I can't control where I go...")

— Gaylord fucking LOVES succulents. He would love to have a big aloe vera plant if he didn't live in an apartment. ("I like red lions a lot. I always put them in my succulent arrangements. Adds a nice splash of color! Also there's a sedum succulent referred to as fuzzy wuzzys.")

— He can bake bread. It's cathartic for him. ("My least favorite bread to bake is sour dough. I just can't get it to taste right everytime no matter how long or short i let the dough ferment.")

— Works as a bartender at a gaybar. ("It's... Not as fun as people think. Though I do get the authority to not serve complete jackasses and to call security on them, so that's nice.)

— He secretly really likes pop music. ("Don't tell people that, I have a reputation to uphold!... 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Ray Jepsen is really good...")

— His name provides really good nickname opportunities like 'Gay Cock' and 'Gay Roach' and 'Cock Lord'. People just opt to calling him 'Lord' though. ("That's because they don't know how to have fun. I'd love if people called me Cock Lord!")

— He does not have an air fryer. ("I do not have an air fryer.") ((He really doesn't.))