#xen.asks.blocks

[xeneric-shrooms]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii xen :) how are you doing ? !!!

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Hiiiiiii blocksssss, I'm doing great (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

How are you ? Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

[xeneric-shrooms]

so glad you enjoyed my tgwdlm post. I just watched it for the second time w my partner and I forgot how much of a BANGER it is that shit is fire !!!!!! I was kind of like “I wonder if my friends will be surprised I love musicals” but of course. I am a gay tumblr user. it is only natural

BITE SURPRISE ATTACK

WHU HEY BITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOU ⊂(⁠≧⁠ﾛ⁠≦)つ

YEAHHHHHHH TGWDLM IS SO GOOD !!

[xeneric-shrooms]

im GETTING YOU !!!!!! evil boops everywhere !!!!!!!! VIOLENCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhohohohh you're so lucky I don't have my laptop out, if I did it would be SO over for you ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[xeneric-shrooms]

HI XEN I just finished good omens season one !!!!

HOW WAS IT?

[xeneric-shrooms]

XEN!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!

I saw it in my calendar and went ?!?!?!?!? I did not realize it was this soon but HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!! You are born !!!!!!!!!

BITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOU (but they’re celebratory chomps!!!)

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THANK YOUUUU BLOCKS o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o !!! and omg you had my birthday saved in your calendar :0c I feel honoured

We are like sharks CHOMPCHOMP

[xeneric-shrooms]

hiiiiiii Xen :) would you like to see my cool and AWESOME pumpkin I carved (totally not late not at all I’m juuuust on time) (I definitely didn’t forget to carve it until now nope nope not me)

soRRY I DIDN'T CHECK MY INBOX BUT I SAW YOUR POST!! THAZ SICK AS FUCK BABYEEEEE !!!!

↑ tgat gif doesn't mean anything i just thought it was funny

[xeneric-shrooms]

obsessed with your gay punk cockroach fursona. i have to know more about him

BLOCKKSSSS!! We are rotating Gaylord between our brainwaves like a spit roast <33

— He can and will eat garbage; Scraps and leftovers of food, rotting vegetables and meat– he stays away from fruit unless he wants to get drunk. ("what, so when ants or beetles do it it's 'okay' and 'cute', but when I do it it's 'disgusting' and 'gross'?")

— Gaylord longs for a life-long relationship but a lot of the guys he meets aren't looking for that so the best thing he can do is sleep with people. ("I try not to let myself get attached to others. Apparently 'emotional connection' is too much for people.")

— Solence Bumble was his longest romantic partner, who broke up with Gaylord after four years. ("Fucking Sol.. All those late night conversations about engagement and growing old together. WE MOVED IN WITH EACH OTHER! You engraved that damn heart on my pronotum too but you were 'scared of commitment' and 'its not you it's me'. BULLSHIT. You left me for that stupid Hercules beetle..")

— He can fly. ("... Don't ask me to I can't control where I go...")

— Gaylord fucking LOVES succulents. He would love to have a big aloe vera plant if he didn't live in an apartment. ("I like red lions a lot. I always put them in my succulent arrangements. Adds a nice splash of color! Also there's a sedum succulent referred to as fuzzy wuzzys.")

— He can bake bread. It's cathartic for him. ("My least favorite bread to bake is sour dough. I just can't get it to taste right everytime no matter how long or short i let the dough ferment.")

— Works as a bartender at a gaybar. ("It's... Not as fun as people think. Though I do get the authority to not serve complete jackasses and to call security on them, so that's nice.)

— He secretly really likes pop music. ("Don't tell people that, I have a reputation to uphold!... 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Ray Jepsen is really good...")

— His name provides really good nickname opportunities like 'Gay Cock' and 'Gay Roach' and 'Cock Lord'. People just opt to calling him 'Lord' though. ("That's because they don't know how to have fun. I'd love if people called me Cock Lord!")

— He does not have an air fryer. ("I do not have an air fryer.") ((He really doesn't.))

[xeneric-shrooms]

hi :) would you like photos of some BEASTS (my cats high on catnip)

YESSSSSS GIVE ME THE BEASTIESSS

[xeneric-shrooms]

hiiii xen my beloved mutual ^.^ I am making good omens bracelets to cope with the oncoming dread of the school year but I can’t figure out what colors to make the one based on aziraphale. what do you think are some him coded colors I Must Know

OOOHHH SO COOL

hmmm, I feel like white, beige and soft blue are him colors

Blue because his eyes, white because hair and wings, and beige because of his clothes (especially his sweater vest) !!

[xeneric-shrooms]

XEN IM NOT OKAYYYYYY. TBE LAST EPISODE….. AAAAUG

WOOOOOO BABYEEEEE THATS GOOD OMENS

What was your favorite part?

[xeneric-shrooms]

now im not into sports but I sure AM into this football player we’ve been posting about 😳😳😳😳

BLOCKS TELL ME DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THOS AND NOT TELL ME. IS THIS THE SIDEMEN EVENT.

[xeneric-shrooms]

so fucked up that your like 32 reblogs made me laugh so hard. I will need to drink THOUSANDS of gallons of water to make up for this…. spreading a little TOO much love and joy

I am filled with murderous intent blocks

[xeneric-shrooms]

do not tma post at this time I am fragile. (about to finish season 3) hi moosh

OH SHIT GOOD LUCK OUT THERE SOLDIER o7 o7 o7

YOULL NEED IT

[xeneric-shrooms]

trick or treat ^.^

oh hello blocks please step up to my porch to get your treat..

HAHA I LIED ITS A TRICK GET TRICKED

[xeneric-shrooms]

THEQUEE N?????? she died because Tommy left the uk

Thank you Tommy 😌

[xeneric-shrooms]

DUDE i let my cat into my room right and SUDDENLY i feel like so much better like my nose is clear my throat is feeling better i don't have a stomachache anymore. cat is the cure for all disease all illness EVERYTHING

Cats are actually magical beasts from another dimension that have special healing abilities that they use on humans.

This is all 100% true and real trust me /j