#he bit the dude who bit einarr. so vampirically he is his grandpa. grand-sire? idk
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so this is tiberius. ancient greek-roman vampire who once drowned in a river. he has hibernated for more than a thousand slutty, slutty years
#just realized i never posted this idiot to tumblr#low stakes 🦇#one day he gets discovered#and starts flirting with the scientists in casually incomprehensible classic latin#before chomping down on their necks because damn. he hungry#also yeah. yeah tiberius went to sleep before einarr was even born. he's that ancient#he bit the dude who bit einarr. so vampirically he is his grandpa. grand-sire? idk#but he is certainly responsible for a whole lot of more vampires down the line#and he has no idea#because he's an irresponsible little shit who still thinks he's 17-20ish#just bites random people. if they turn then that's their problem#he is not up to date on modern languages AT ALL and at this point he needs a damn interpreter just so people get what exactly he's saying#anyway while i was thinking about ace vampires my horniest vampire came to mind#he is unlabeled and doesn't really care but i'm pretty sure he mostly leans towards men
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