#he dusted away he was just too old 😓😓😓

[ewesless]

Goof Up Poll #1

Who left their chocolate chips for baking cookies with on the counter top when the dishwasher was running and melted 1/3 or more of the bag?

Okay, I'm going to do something a little different with this one. Drabbles! I mean, definitely vote your vote, but hear me out?

Why Solomon? He's a disaster in the kitchen, but he also is going to add some cayenne and powdered goji berries for a kick and healthy superfood twist. SOMEHOW the bag of chocolate chips melted and turnes into a solid brick. Oh well chocolate melts and evenly distributes, right? Especially with a torch! It also adds a delightfully, extra crunchy texture to the thick, flavorful crust (I'm woefully unimaginative compared to the Magic Master Chef :( These abominations would be safely removed by a stab happy, hazardous materials disposal specialist named Raphael.

Why Simeon? He's canonically a cute, old, out of touch ditz and enjoys cooking thoughtful recipes for his housemates. He would definitely keep some sweet snacky stuff like mini packs of M&M's or other hard shelled candies like Reese's Pieces as pick me ups and for Packed Lunches. So he would have a batch with cinnamon chips or butterscotch chips too. Apart from being specialized for the palate of the recipient he would put them in adorable bags with personalized labels written in his elegant script. Leviathan framed his tag, begged the others for theirs as rare memorabilia collectables and Mammon sold him his at a steep price...which he paid for on the spot. 6/7 SECURED. When he learned that Beel ate his which was devastating he demanded Beel regurgitate it OR ELSE. Fear the taste of his spicy newt chip dust fingers!!

Why Luke? Poor kid doesn't have his emotional regulation under control yet :( (I say as an old fart who doesn't either) He would be upset and also discover that the baking powder was expired and that the flour was contaminated by Solomon making his cursed pancakes so this was actually a blessing in disguise? Feeling unnerved but lucky he'd go to the store (with ??? as his chaperone, but I think he shops alone too?) and while there he would have a nice distraction by seeing inspiration for cupcakes or other little baked goods for next time. When he gets home he gets back into his groove and bakes a great batch of cookies! He calls his comfort friends and after a vent session he feels better and they suggest baking together. "How about Snickerdoodles?" He likes thick and chewy big ol' bakery style cookies.

Why Diavolo? There was a chat where he was part of a sleep away exchange at HoL (Lucifer wouldn't let him room with him 😓) and when he baked he had eggshells in it. He mistook salt for sugar and made perfectly spherical cookies in Nightbringer (they pair well with Demonus.) Diavolo's Salty Balls if Barbatos wasn't lurking nearby he would not think twice about eating the forbidden raw cookie dough and will pay the price for it tomorrow. If Barbatos was observing/teaching he would all of a sudden discover that his errors or mistakes would be magically fixed (Because sometimes Barbatos CANNOT ABIDE Diavolo making or learning from mistakes. He just can't help himself sometimes either, like a compulsion 😔) He likes crisp chocolate chip cookies, which is fortunate because that was exactly what he got.

Okay this one I have been waiting for. I am no better than the plot writers with Lucifer 😂

Why Barbatos? Barbatos does not have a dishwasher machine (he is the dishwasher) even as of OM (it was mentioned in a Sweets Masters chat that I forgot the name of 🥲) so imagine with me if you will that he was not aware that they radiate heat outside of the machine, not just in your face when you open it before the drying cycle is finished...

He has been enjoying THE HELL out of his new dishwasher this week. He's in a good mood, the Little D staff are miraculously well behaved despite now having 2+ hours freed up from no longer washing dishes by hand. Hm... (give them more breaks, please. Rest and recess is good for productivity, workplace rapport and emotional health.)

Today the Young Master's treat shall be his own recipe for Decadent Devildom Chocolate Chip Cookies.

While the ingredients are warming to room temperature he does the dirty dishes that were brought in shamefacedly by Little D no. 4 that he had hidden in the library while he was binge reading...5 days worth of them. That's forgivable because he now has an excuse to run his beautiful, large scale industrial dishwasher again! What he doesn't realize though is that it would heat the countertop. It melted his butter and chocolate chips.

Not missing a beat he melts the chocolate down in a double boiler and chills it in the refrigerator on a baking sheet (They had a refrigerator already. One mention is in the Barbatos chat that I forgot the name of with Diavolo's Opaque Mysterious Refrigerated Container) while it chills and the butter warms *properly* on a unheated surface. He goes and monitors Diavolo, anticipates that he may need to scold him. Surprisingly Diavolo is ahead of schedule! Inspection of the Little D's reveals that they have performed well above standard (because as stated R and R is goodddd) Wow....all is going well today!

The result is Chunky Chopped Chocolate Chip Cookies! Milk and Cookies for everyone to reward them for their hard work and a sweet happy ending!

Edit: Proofread your insomnia writing 6x. Better yet read it out loud! Or else you will be like me and gnash your teeth over forgotten words, disorganized sentence structure and typoes that you're still finding the next day and too tired to fully fix.

I love my super fun run on sentences and adjective overkill 😂 They make me oddly happy.

[mirobami]

hello bestie its me again 😓😓 AMDBSJBDBNC another rin x reader perhaps ?? :0 maybe rin finding hobbies outside the gambling world and the reader helping him ?? take the time u need bestie i can wait !! ily (platonically) mwah❤❤

↳ something new - r. obami

♥ GENRE: fluff.

♥ SYNOPSIS: reader helping rin find hobbies outside of the gambling world. 

♥ NOTE: hey bestie ily too how are you? I LOVE this idea, let’s get going!

“Okay, I don’t like that idea so we’re going to get you to do something else,” Y/N said while frowning at Rin.

“What do you mean it’s a bad idea? It’s just gambling!” 

“Exactly, I don’t want to do that for more dates and plus, you’ve been wanting new hobbies since our first year. So let’s get going, we’ll go everywhere during our break and find out what hobbies you like.”

He resigned to the fact that he wouldn’t be able to get out of this endeavor and instead let Y/N take his hand, leading him away. He didn’t really mind this, seeing as he got more time to hang out with Y/N. She was staring around the city, frowning. “Shopping would not be a hobby for you.”

“I mean, if you like it, we can go.”

“Absolutely not, we are finding hobbies for you, we are not going to indulge into what I want to do today. Come on, let’s go look at that massive bookstore, maybe you’ll like something there.”

He wound up inside of the bookstore, the walls so much taller than him and filled with books, new and old. It was very quiet and yet cozy. He would be able to buy something here and Y/N left to get a stack of books that she thought he’d like. Five minutes later, she set down a stack of books and he blinked at her. “Do you expect me to get through these in--” He looked at his watch. “An hour?”

She grinned at him. “Not all of them.”

About an hour later, Rin shook his head. “Can we move onto the next thing?”

Y/N nodded, leading him back to her place and she stopped in front of the door. “So here, we’re going to see if you like cooking, making drinks or another thing. Hmm, we never tried sports, is that a bad idea?”

“Yes that is a very bad idea, I’m not the athlete in my family, you know this.” Rin squinted at her, suspicious that she was trying to get him to do something she knew he wasn’t good at. 

About two hours later, both Rin and Y/N were covered with white flour and she blinked at him. “Did you just drop the flour?”

“...Maybe?”

She had to hold in a laugh as she stared at him, turning away from him. Rin glanced at her, frowning. “Why are you laughing? You’re also covered in flour!” He tried to dust himself off but found out that the flour spread more so he stood there, groaning. “That was a bad idea.”

“And the drinks were a complete disaster!” Y/N laughed as she showed him the coffee art he did. He had tried to do a leaf or something but it ended up as a giant blob. She walked over and hugged him. He smiled and hugged her back before something registered in his head. Looking down at her, he asked, “Are you just trying to get all of the flour on me?”

“Shhh, enjoy the moment.”

He pulled back, huffing before he said, “All right, next hobby.”

“I...didn’t think I’d come this far. Hmm...” Y/N shook her head. “I think first we should clean off the flour and then I’ll think.” In reality, she didn’t have a clue as to what was next.  She looked at Rin. “You can go first, I’ll wait for you.” At his nod, she started thinking of other hobbies until it was her turn to go and clean off. 

Meanwhile, Rin was sitting on her couch before he looked over at the piano that was almost stashed away in the corner of the room. He distinctly remembered having piano lessons when he was little only to be forced to give them up once his father thought that there were other things Rin could do as the Obami family heir. Running his fingers over the keys, he focused on remembering what he was taught when he was little, slowly playing a melody that was bittersweet with a tinge of sadness. He didn’t focus on anything else but the music coming out of the piano, already feeling like he was in another world.

Y/N could hear it from the bathroom and she quietly stepped into the living room. There was no way he’d be able to hear her, he was too focused on his playing. All of them memories rushed back to him, of before he had started gambling and swindling, when his mother had told him that he could become anything he wanted to be and she’d support him. He was only six at that time and yet, he still felt the same as he had felt back them. This was the song his mother had made sure that he learned, complicated as it was. He drilled it into his head and practiced it until he was told to step away from the piano.

When he was done, he felt like he was hit with a ton of bricks from the transfer of his own world to reality. There was a sound of approval behind him and he turned around to see Y/N standing there with a huge smile on her face. “I think we found your hobby. You did seem like you were someone else.” She walked over to him, kissing the top of his head while he leaned into her. “Did you enjoy it?”

“I miss it so much. I think...piano will be my hobby from now on. After all, I have you as my inspiration if I want to create something.” He gazed up at her with so much love in his eyes and a soft smile on his lips. “Thank you.”

Brushing his hair back, she kissed him for a few seconds and said, “Well, at least I kind of helped. Can you keep playing? I want to keep listening.”

The rest of the night was full of Rin playing piano and Y/N listening on the couch, drifting off at some point. Truly, there was always something new everyday when they were together.