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HE SAID THE THING! HE SAID THE THING

LEGS. CROSSED. LEGS.

Barbatos, damn it. I want to feel those thighs so badly. I know in my soul they're warm, firm, soft and smooth and have the perfect amount of squish.

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Barbatos HDD UR Call Spoilers!

Ohh he's definitely naked. And "Receive", you say?

The way I shrieked was horrible and the laughter was hideous. It was so worth it 😂

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Mother's Intuition! 😢

Barbatos is such a good mom 😭 Yesterday fucking SUCKED. This was so perfectly timed!

"Don't you worry." 🥺 I love you too, mom!

There needs to be a "picked up and held gently" Sheep template...

Hey if other people can call him Dad/Daddy* sexually/non-sexually I can call him Mom non-sexually.

*Who though? I've never seen it. There has never been a less dad coded parental figure lmao

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SOLOMON FANS

Is this your wizard man?

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Previous posts are staying up as context (for now)

Edit: Gone. I got it off my chest and I'll eventually calm down. This is the first time I went OUT with the info and I'm still having the fallout from a panic attack lol..sorry I want this to be a fun fandom blog

Reccing my favorite albums as distraction. I already talked about Tool and Gary Numan so time for my other faves to shine!

OhGr - SunnyPsyop

It has the best artwork and got me hooked on the artist Camille Rose Garcia. I listen to it beginng to end almost weekly lmao The first OhGr song I heard was Cracker from the album Welt album and I got HOOKED. Track recs: HiLO, JaKO, iOvNoW, EnDai, maJiK

The Muse - Absolution

The very first Muse song I ever heard was Stockholm Syndrome back when the album came out in 2003 and it was a life changing moment. I listen to it beginning to end frequently lol and I think it's band defining and a masterpiece album Recs: Intro+Apocalypse Please, Stockholm Syndrome, Hysteria, Endlessly, Thoughts of a Dying Atheist

Skinny Puppy - Mythmaker / Greater Wrongs of the Right

Funny thing, but I like OhGr better than Skinny Puppy even though I heard SP first YEARS before OhGr. I took inspiration for my username from the song "Use Less" and it's one of my fav tracks. The first song I heard was Goneja from the Greater Wrongs album and instant fan. Dal followed! I love so many tracks from it, but my favorite album is Mythmaker. Recs: Goneja, I'mmortal, Use Less, Comedown, Dal, Ambiantz

This is all I can think of at the moment. I wanted to put Rammstein but I'm too tired for that. It takes serious thought, deliberation and effort to narrow down a fav Rammstein album or song for me 💀

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@snaxl

Okay then, here are my thoughts: Hard disagree.

This variety of casual manhating is a meme/trend just like the babygirl and trad wife, p*ssy facing the world/c*ck shame and other subversions of male perpetuated degradation and hatefulness. It's now irony, belittlement and pushback effectively taking it out if Misogynist hands and disarming it for funsies. It's a case of What's Good for the Goose is Good for the Gander.

Most people will never be able to tell a man to their face that they are systematically or personally treating them like shit and making life harder for EVERYONE. Much less if there is or was a male authority figure controlling their ability to speak up for themself and defend themself because of justifying verbal and physical abusiveness towards them. To put your neck out on the chopping block by being sincere about your pain and horrible experiences with men is to invite further abuse FROM MEN and also becomes an invitation for the "not-all-mens", men who somehow manage to make it about them, and their very diverse range of white knights. So irony, sarcasm and humor have and always will be a buffer used by heavily targeted and disrespected individuals.

From what I have personally experienced and observed in other groups this is used to band together and talk or vent in a recognizable and community based way against the majority without the severity of backlash that an organized group would. Compare venting with activism.

Misandry has everything to do with shitty men and is 100% something anyone is entitled to. Yes, that means TERFs.

Misandry against Transmen is also 100% real and something that is dismissed or gets us thrown under the bus with. I believe that Transmisandry and Transmisogny need to be acknowledged and separately addressed as a difficulty faced by Transgendered individuals and not used as a "gotcha!" about having Misogyny and Misandry. I don't need to say this, but Transgendered people as individuals and as a community face their own persecution and abuse and as such should not be put on the same trial as Cisgendered individuals. Internalized Misandry and Misogyny are likewise their own category and are almost always caused by gendered abuse and social environments.

Gender based opression from Cisgendered men affects everyone of every gender. I hope this doesn't need to be reminded, but just in case. Cisgendered men perpetrate the highest numbers of domestic and other gender based violence, assaults, SA, CSA, trafficking, and who is disproportionately affected and exploited? Women and gender divergent people.

Men are every variety of -ist there is, just like every other group is, but they are still the loudest and highest on the social heirarchy and that inherently changes the way it should be addressed as in Punching Down vs Punching Up.

So I ask you to consider how reducing this to TERF behavior is actively discouraging an outlet that is safer for most people than confrontation.

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Barbatos HDD UR Card Spoilers!

I scream laughed 😂

What they said:

What I read:

He's much too good for me. This is going in that compilation. I have a feeling I may need to update it soon.

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Barb Card Spoilers

He has such funny ways of talking sometimes. Like asking his opponent's consent for a game of poker (in his words) He specifically asks for consent.

Barbie, my boy, you are just too much. /jk

To be edited: I haven't finished his card yet or even started Dia's or the event. I'm awful...

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GOT HIM

Of course this was how it was 💀 I even used a guaranteed UR and he ignored it. I have no more vouchers now and only 2 UR vouchers left...

He came home by 60 on NB 😭 Thank you!!!!! Please give me genuinely good luck next time please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got Diavolo and I hope I can get Solomon on NB during the freebies🤞🤞

(forgot to post it lol)

The game kept crashing during summons whjsndbfgehw

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I only need ONE more surprise guest with Barbatos to get him to 40 and I shit you not I got Solomon TEN TIMES IN A ROW. Diavolo a few times before and after and Barbatos only twice. If I get Solomon one more time instead of Barbatos I'm going to scream bloody murder. This is ridiculous of all four of us.

Edit: *ENRAGED ROARING*

Edit: *FURIOUS SHOUTING*

Edit: Okay this one was Dia, I'm not mad but I'm not happy. *frustrated sigh*

*funky endzone dancing*

Waiting on him to call me now.

Listen... I love him, but I hate his new full hearts interactions. Hate.

Edit: Call me (call me) on the line / Call me, call me any, anytimeCall me (call me) I'll arrive / You can call me any day or night / Call me

Call level 40 spoilers

Edit: oh my lord, no. No, no, let me enlighten you, the proper dipping sauce for chicken duck strips is cream gravy / Solomon got scolded, trash talked, GROUNDED and PUT IN THE CORNER? That was hysterical! And really given duck strips too I can only hope.

Edit: Oh my lord it wasn't duck strips it was DUCK STEAK. GLASSES ARE 1000% NECESSARY.

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Monthly Twst Post (a bit late)

Azul should manhandle Floyd more!!!!!!!!

See now, they didn't HAVE to squish his chubby cheeks and get all up on him like that. They opted to. They like 'em soft and "squeeeeeeezable~"

Say what you will about the Leech bros and the fanservice they provide, but undeniably they are the biggest middle fingers Disney has ever gotten.

AND WHO WAS THE ONE FANTASIZING ABOUT DEUCE (and Grim, but ew) GETTING TENTACLE MONSTERED.

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I hope Barbatos "*yawn*"s at some point in Nightbringer. That was amazing and he should do it again.

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Often the illustrations crop awkwardly for the icons, but then there is this absolute perfection of this mutual photobombing

They are so fucking CUTE *overwhelmed by cuteness aggression noises*

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BEHOLD. THE UGLIEST TUTORIAL EVAR

This is my method for screenshots using Samsung Video Player

Step 1: screen record video (not shown)

Step 2: open in gallery app or video player app

In my opinion Gallery is fast, Video Player App is precise

The resulting Screenshot. Look at Adorable Barb 🥺

Step 4: (From video app)

Optional: adjust video speed to 0.5

Thank you for reading my ugly ass tutorial! Have some Barbs!

Also great for getting specific expressions and dialogues

Have fun!

Good luck I hope it's helpful!

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I can't believe I didn't lose followers over the fart post. I got 10 followers despite the fact that that thing now exists in the world.

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W00T IT'S DONE!!!

*cries in tired and confused and 3 days of editing and redrawing* I have so much appreciation for artists who clean and edit the artwork and now I have even more!

I kept seeing mistakes...I can't stand to correct even one more thing. Those blobby yellow blobs are the unclipped version on the wrong layer and I have no idea where the clean ones are so... *cries in perfectionist* (I found new ones today. Maybe I shouldn't have used Gaussian blur either)

I am going to go to sleep for a year now and never do this again lmao. Worth trying though This art is edited of art that is exclusive property of Solmare and does not belong to me. (IDK how to write disclaimers and stuff, somebody help me please?)

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Opening and closing OM until I get Barbatos welcome screen. Got Luke 3x in a row. WTF I NEED THIS SCREENSHOT FOR VERY IMPORTANT COLOR RELATED REASONS. Satan, Luke, Beelzebub, Luke, Lucifer, Leviathan, Luke, WHAT TKJDHJAFHKBASF WHT IS THERE SO MUCH LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE? Asmodeus, Solomon, Leviathan WHYY? Barbatos, FINALLY.