#he has so much distaste for the us gov let alone any form of authority he wouldn’t have SURVIVED | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

captainsjack · 9 months

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every time an author mentions ethan’s supposed military background i immediately have to close out of the fic. girl ethan hunt would not touch the us military with a mile long pole. clearly you never sat for hours on you basement floor on cold ass tile straining your neck up to look at the tv & click through all of the characters’ background files on the mi1 dvd special features . u don’t KNOW him

#ethan hunt?? a military man?? girl on what planet #he has so much distaste for the us gov let alone any form of authority he wouldn’t have SURVIVED #he’d have quit or been fired within the first week if he even dared to enlist (which he wouldn’t have)#the only reason he’s in the imf is bc he knows what they do is GOOD and he has to work around all the stupid ass gov officials #and when he knows it’s not?? he doesn’t do it!!! he rebels!#man break protocol & is a bitch to authority every 5 minutes #he’s a low class farm boy theater nerd u can’t IGNORE THAT #i’m just saying people that only got into the series post gp aren’t the same….. unfortunately #also the fault of gp producers to let out another file background for the team?? like girl do your research it’s already been decided #-disclaimer- before anyone gets mad i’m not actually hating anyone other than whoever made the gp background files #but i WILL refuse to read any military!ethan fics or posts #anyways #contradictory info in series makes me so mad like how’d you let that happen #mission impossible #ethan hunt #*

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