#he is a bastard (affectionate) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ma-du · 1 year

Text

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #*clears throat*#*slams pots*#HE IS DOING IT AGAIN #with a fucking micro tree this time #someone stop him #supercompetent bastard (affectionate)

5K notes · View notes

podcast-hemocytoblast · 1 year

Text

When you think about it, it was pretty on brand for Elias to start the apocalypse by giving Jon Evil Paperwork.

#the magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #i’m sure someone else has probably said this already #he’s such an insufferable little bureaucrat. i want him dead (affectionate)#stupid bastard of a man. melanie wanting to stab him was actually unrelated to the bullet i think. eLIEas just has that effect on people #he has such stabbable vibes

3K notes · View notes

sneez · 9 months

Text

family portrait :D young sam and sybil are behaving themselves and vimes is throwing a hissy fit because they tried to make him wear the helmet

[id: a digital painting of three people sitting for a portrait in a domestic interior. young sam is standing with his hands behind his back and beaming proudly. vimes is standing behind him with his hand on his shoulder, wearing a shiny military uniform and a surly expression. sybil is sitting on the right with an arm around young sam, smiling at the viewer. a plumed helmet is sitting on a table on the left. end id.]

#discworld #sam vimes #sybil ramkin #young sam vimes #artwork #discworld is inspiring me so much at the moment ive got it on the brain #vimes wore the helmet for 3 seconds and then took it off and refused to comb his helmet hair which is why he looks like that #also idk where the idea of sybil wearing wigs came from (i havent read all the books yet so i am not sure if it’s canon or headcanon) but i #am so besotted with that idea so assume sybil is bewigged any time i draw her #thats why she has no grey hairs here. i imagine her having very short wispy hair underneath #i literally love her so much ive been thinking about her for days she means the world 2 me #this is the first time ive drawn either her or young sam and im so happy with how they came out thats exactly how i picture them in my head #ive drawn vimes once before but i can usually get him close to my Brain Picture without too much difficulty #i just think Grumpy Bastard (affectionate) and there he is #also happy end of the year my friends! may 2024 bring you all the things you desire i love you

1K notes · View notes

carnivalcarriondiscarded · 7 months

Text

caterpillar? more like cu. more like cunty. cuntypil. um.

#you're honor he's a bastard and a capitalist but despite his faults i love him very much #so i think he should be Absolved of all crimes and allowed to stay silly w/ it #he's really The Guy of all time...#cant wait to see more of him!!!#man now i gotta go listen to his audios i need to hear his goofy ass voice again <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #howdy pillar #blowing him a kiss and then chucking the communist manifesto at his tube head #i could radicalize him...#no actually i dont think Anyone could #he doesnt even get paid. he's out there scamming and lying for shits and gigs #i fear that he's beyond redemption but That's Okay!!!#i support howdy pillar rights AND wrongs <3 #i have faith that he'll pay through suffering The Horrors and fuck knows what else <3 #i need him to get tossed around like a ragdoll in a rabid dog's mouth #tear the bitch apart! (said so so So affectionately)

434 notes · View notes

bloodshotgun · 2 months

Text

do you ever think about strahm and perez both surviving something they shouldn't have (glass cube and doll shrapnel respectively) and trying to get revenge on hoffman for hurting their partner only to be killed off by him? they walked the same path

#strahm got crushed thinking he failed her and perez got stabbed hoping she didn't fail him. can anybody hear me #it's parallels hour at my place again #saw #lindsey perez #peter strahm #strahmrez #agentshipping #i guess hoffman is also there. the bastard (affectionate) (derogatory) (net zero information)#mark hoffman #daneil made

123 notes · View notes

setevulpo · 2 days

Text

lovingly pointing out that the cat king did to edwin what edwin did to his cat

step by step, even. offered him something he wanted (even if only deep down), put a binding spell on him, then asked for something he wanted in exchange for freedom

obviously they wanted different things, but it's funny that the cat king just decided "let's copy paste the crime as the punishment"

#dead boy detectives #cat king #edwin payne #the cat king #every day i lose my mind about equal retribution and the cat king saying he's fair #cause yeah! he is fair! he's also a trickster so you have to guess what counts as fair to him #also like that's an entire cat he just looks like a person and acts like a bastard (affectionate) sometimes #i love him he's so fascinating

91 notes · View notes

alexjcrowley · 1 month

Text

142 notes · View notes

one-bunny-a-day · 1 year

Text

14/07/2023

#daily bunny #195 #fan bunny #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #bastard (affectionate)#he has no right to be this moe in the anime's second season #gives me so much cute agression dfsdfs

450 notes · View notes

feverdreamsandlucidnightmares · 4 months

Text

My aroace ass is trying so hard to be sympathetic to Andrew Minyard’s down bad horrendous behavior but it is so so funny baby you are never going to live this shit down what do you mean you’d let him ruin your life what if he hadn’t liked you back you ridiculous bastard

#aftg #andrew minyard #andriel #calling your crush a pipe dream to their face ✅#unexpectedly telling your crush you are dtf with a straight face ✅#sharing your cigarettes with the man you “hate” ✅#doing whatever he wants bc he asked ✅#his dumbass spent 6+ months speed running he’s pretty >> he’s an asshole and it’s hot >> he cares about me???#>> oh he’s a little fucked up actually (still hot) >> he listens to me??? respects boundaries??? >> he’s the most oblivious shithead ever #and then they kiss #his pining ass #no one will ever believe you don’t have feelings again #they are horrible bastard children (affectionate)

80 notes · View notes

ryllen · 8 months

Note

Your mc’s reaction to Sebek almost dying in the snow in the Harveston event 👉👈😳

i have nothing good with me rn, and i only just finished watching harveston story on youtube today (bcs dang my first event is the masquerade that's how far behind i am)

bu t have u seen this