#he is also a joke concept but I love this guy too ahahah

[val-of-the-north]

Some random Bloodborne doodles I made

[emsvegetables]

“Omg Hogwarts!Haikyuu is the best thing ever dhcjekkxkdjf! Can I request 7th year Hufflepuff!Reader hcs with Atsumu, Iwaizumi and Tendou (they can be in any house!)? Just hcs of their relationship at hogwarts ♡”

ejrififififj OFC ANON THANK U FOR LETTING ME CHOOSE WHATEVER HOUSE THEY WOULD BE IN!!!!!! ririfici HOPE YOU LIKE THIS!

Atsumu:

* okay. this guy is a HARD slytherin.

* if there was a second house he would be a hufflepuff!!!

* but he’s a HARD slytherin.

* just going to say that you guys got together already, and Atsumu LOVES how sweet you are.

* let me tell you, Osamu (he’s a gryffindor!) tells you ALL the time how you should ditch Atsumu to find someone better AHAHA

* and all your hufflepuff friends are asking you whether he’s nice, bc you know how slytherins have some prejudice against them for some reason???

* you ofc say he is!!!! he’s a TOTAL softie for you.

* N E WAYS

* he always saunters up to you with a smirk on his face every morning during breakfast time and presses a kiss to your lips and swipes some toast from your plate.

* more often than not the kiss turns into a very heavy makeout, and professor Mcgonagall is either telling him to stop, or professor Snape is giving him detention.

* lmao professor Snape CANNOT stand Atsumu.

* (bc he’s cocky, confident, and reminds him of a certain jam—)

* Atsumu’s never sorry, though, and he’ll shoot you a wink and casually walk back to the slytherin table.

* WIEIFIFIWKW

* he’s also somehow super smart at defense against the dark arts??????

* so whenever you need tutoring, he’ll grin and prod you on the cheek,” what’s this, my cute little badger wants me to teach her dark things? aren’t you afraid that i, the cunning snake will eat you up?”

* “Atsumu. i asked you to teach me defense AGAINST the dark things.”

* “aw.”

* FJEIDKFKDK

* and every quidditch match???

* he’s obviously the star chaser of the team, and he occasionally dedicates his scores to you ☺️☺️

* and when he’s done from the match?

* he’s grinning and flying to the stands at where you are, and hoisting you up onto his lap to fly you around the court.

* oh Merlin madam Hooch had a FIELD DAY, chasing after Atsumu, yelling at him to put you down.

* fjeikdfkdkkf he gets into so much detentions he’s known as the bad boy of the school.

* some girls glare at you when you walk pass them in school, bc they’re just so jealous and wonder how you managed to get him.

* some guys are jealous of ATSUMU!!!! bc you’re so sweet and helpful to everyone and fofkvkvkfkdje everybody has a crush on you.

* but everyone knows how scary Atsumu can be when anybody that’s close to him gets threatened.

* there was once he hexed someone so bad that the person had to stay in the hospital wing for one whole week.

* he’s the school’s resident bad boy, and you’re the sweet hufflepuff he’s dating that makes him smile.

* he’s soft, but only for you.

Iwaizumi:

* have you seen this man????

* GRYFFINDOR!!!! GRYFFINDOR!!! GRYFFINDOR!!!!!

* if there was a second house he would be a hufflepuff, but he’s A GRYFFINDOR!!!!!

* he’s an absolute gentleman to you before you guys even got into a relationship.

* but now that you’re dating???

* he’s smiling at you as you smile at him from the hufflepuff table, and he’ll occasionally save the muffins from breakfast that he knows you love and pass them to you whenever you sit beside him in charms.

* he’s a WHIZ at charms.

* professor Flitwick LOVES him.

* literally he’s always the first to cast a charm properly. ):(

* he’ll always happily teach you charms by the lake, where if the two of you have time, will have a quick picnic there!!!!!

* he always sneaks into the kitchen with Kuroo (slytherin) and Oikawa (ravenclaw), and he’ll bring some treacle tart to your dorm, and asks those first year hufflepuff going into the dorm to bring them to you!!!! 🥺🥺

* he also carries your books all the time when he sees you carrying more than one, and he ALWAYS walks you to your classes even if it makes him late to the next one 🥺

* he’s obviously in the gryffindor team!!! and let me tell you, this guy is the SEXIEST beater out there.

* literally, his biceps will be straining and shining in the sun as his eyes will be screwed up in concentration, aiming for the next target.

* phew 🥵🥵

* he always runs to give you a adrenaline-filled kiss after his match, and if he’s still under the adrenaline-high, many things happen in the locker room ;)

* but let me tell you, he’s also SO protective to you.

* there was once he heard some guys talking something very crude about you, and he beat them up.

* he came out without a scratch.

* EIEORKFIFIFKF

* he’ll glare at anyone that he thinks will try anything on you, or if he finds slightly suspicious.

* WISKDIDIFJ

* everyone repeat after me! GRYFFINDOR IWAIZUMI AND HUFFLEPUFF (Y/N)!!!!

* literally everyone thought you were dating even before the both of you started bc they saw the way Iwaizumi would smile and stare at you.

* Mcgonagall had a bet with Sprout on who would confess first!!!! (Sprout won bc you did BTW!)

* Iwaizumi might be a gryffindor, but he sure was shy with his feelings, and Oikawa had to out him one day in front of you.

* DJEIFIDID IWAIZUMI NEARLY MURDERED OIKAWA THAT DAY

* but you told him that you actually liked him, and would love to date him!

* and that’s how Sprout won.

Tendou:

* he’s a slytherin.

* if there’s was a second house, it’s ravenclaw for him!!!

* but he’s DEFO a slytherin.

* anyway.

* it came as a shock to everyone when the both of you started dating.

* bc who would have thought??? A SLYTHERIN AND A HUFFLEPUFF??? the audacity????

* but tbh the both of you are real cute so nobody says much.

* like...

* he’ll always pop his head on yours during breakfast, and ask you to feed him whatever you think you should.

* you fed him salt once as a joke and he gasped so loudly everyone stared at him.

* he also always casts spells to levitate your books whenever he sees that you’re carrying too many!!!

* he got in trouble for using magic in the halls one too many times, but he’ll do it again bc ITS FOR YOU!!!!!!

* EKEKFKF

* you tell him to stop or just carry your books, but he tells you that he’s lazy and just ruffles your hair ):(

* speaking of books!

* this guy is just smart on his own, tbh.

* he has some sort of photographic memory, i’m not even kidding.

* you would be studying hard for upcoming exams and he would just be lounging by your side whistling.

* ZAOWORIRJFHRU

* you CANNOT study next to him bc he’s so distracting????

* and somehow, even though you’re sure you studied more than him, he gets a better score than you all the time >:<

* he always grins at you and offers to teach you, and he does, but you don’t understand the way he explains the concept AAHAHAHAH

* oh my god!!! I JUST REMEMBERED.

* you bet that there’s going to be a LOT of late night snogs in the room of requirement.

* or any closet.

* Flich caught you twice when he pulled open the closet to reveal the both of you sweaty and puffing, and he was going to scream and report it to the teachers when Tendou cast a spell on him and carried you and ran away.

* “TENDOU!!!!”

* “yes, sweetness?”

* “you didn’t have to do that to Flich!!!”

* “oh, you’re so sweet, (Y/N), i almost want to kiss you again.”

* EEKEKDJFJF

* well there’s that!!!!!!

hi anon!!! i hope you liked these!!! i wasn’t sure of what to write so i just word-vomited, so i’m sorry if these are a little wacky AHAHAH

[tenacious-scripturient]

a run-down of / my thoughts on the novel ‘trade secrets’

so! i’ve recently finished this beautifully written novel by @bettsican​, and am anxiously anticipating for the second book in the trilogy! (seriously, give it a read. it’s a great lgbtq+ thriller and mystery story, i promise you’ll love it!! you can find trade secrets in many places, including amazon, where it’s only $6)

as i was reading it, i noted down all the thoughts i had. it was fun, interesting, and kept me on the edge of my seat!

oh, and spoiler warning, of course.

Chapter One

okay. this is interesting. why are they in paris? or rather, why are they NOT in paris?

2080. damn.

who is cooper hall and why is he important i want to knowwwwwwww

Chapter Two

HOLY FUCK

CHAPTER ONE WAS A PROLOGUE

OKAY IF I DIDNT NEED TO BEFORE I HAVE TO READ IT NOW

-ahem- anyway

nate literally everything you think of has to relate to smoking, doesnt it?

clyde you absolutely bitch raccoon

im sort of piecing together what’s happening here? either way this is a SUPER interesting concept.

i love the idea of every word being important

nate look at you being a nice guy. testing the CAPS before giving them to ur clients

or maybe it’s just good business

but whatever

okay, so credits are money in this world. but how do people get them? obviously there’s what nate’s doing but what’s the legal way to get them? ill probably find out soon

if it wasnt explicitly said by betty that nate ends up with another guy (i forget his name. cooper?) i would have thought audry was the romantic interest

audry you loving caring hypocrite

i feel like she’s gonna be one of my favourite characters

who is this young man that dares disturb nate’s slumber

cooper? cooper.

Chapter Three

nate get up

u turtle get up and hurry down the stairs

or—okay you can fall into that drywall that works too

ohhhhh so nate is a detective. that’s interesting

i also love this idea of keeping secrets (haha trade secrets)

dude are you sure that your embarrassing entrance wasn’t the ONLY reason you blushed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIG—

nate ur spending an awful lot of time looking at his features you funky little bisexual

oh damn ur smarter than u seem, just watching him take a single breath and you’re already making connections. i guess that’s why he’s a detective

im gonna assume this is cooper, even tho it never explicitly says so

i feel like we aren’t gonna get his name for a while, bc clients and whatnot and not getting attached

Chapter Four

NATE WEARS GLASSES???????

that’s kind of cute

im lowkey gay rn

anyway

NATE CALLED HIM SWEET-FACED AND PRETTY-FACED O K A Y

oh he has curly brown hair

and oh the glasses aren’t real glasses. oh. the use is actually pretty cool!

so from what im gathering civilians are people who don’t live in sanctuaries, and lemnis are people who do?

cooper sweetie why do u need so much money what have u done

nate’s pretty clever

HAH I WAS RIGHT WE AREN’T GONNA GET HIS NAME FOR A WHILE

well that’s that i guess

Chapter Five

he’s so timid awh

hehe he’s on nate’s bed

sorry

goddammit man calm down or else you’re gonna get everyone in a 5-mile radius around you arrested

wait…. zero-credit balance?? didn’t he just have a few hundred thousand credits???

OH THIS IS A FAKE PROFILE HE MADE

so cooper isn’t his real name either

oh

Chapter Six

oh we’re back to 2080

oh they’re back in the apartment??

it was obvious before but at this point it’s confirmed that they’re going to be doing some travelling together or something

Chapter Seven

this is getting really interesting i dont wanna stop reading and type everything that comes to mind

these are gonna be shorter now hehe

“i’d been a petri dish of mixed emotions and wild chemical changes for half the day” I LOVE THAT METAPHOR LMFAO

what happened with nate’s mom

i want to know

my prediction: she wanted him to either change up or completely remove the chip bc she did something horrible? or maybe she just wanted to leave idk im bad at predictions

either way it said she was crazy

o h

that’s why he’s terrified of cutting the chip

poor nate

Chapter Eight

oh this is strangely intimate

very intimate

i feel that, because cooper has such high pain tolerance (or doesn’t show pain), he has some backstory for it

Chapter Nine

lmao nate just went off didnt he

THEIR FLIRTING IS CUTE FHJKJDLSKAJDKLSJAK

also is being lgbtq+ widely accepted as the norm in this setting? bc nate considered cooper to be flirting with him

ughhhh it’s so good so far, from the character interactions to the suspense, especially in this chapter

Chapter Ten

rude cooper is rude, rude nate is even more rude

F E D O R A

“coop”

Chapter Eleven

aw i love jimmy already—

WHAT THE FUCK COOPER

EXCUSE ME

JIMMY

WHAT

HOW COULD YOU

goddammit

what the fuck is cooper hiding

cooper oh my god

you

you’re playing a dangerous game, mate

are you really that heartless

“deceptively innocent eyes” you got that right

this chapter hurted

thanks a lot jess

Chapter Twelve

“like a weeping wound on the canvas of my home” this has got to be one of my favourite similes ever omg

the way nate’s describing cooper makes my heart hurt awh

i feel like butterflies have some sort of symbolism

maybe being ugly on the outside and beautiful on the inside, or vice versa? the vice versa was basically cooper lol

aye we finally get to meet audry!!

PEANUT BUTTER AND TRICYCLE I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT

i love audry omg

IT’S NATE’S BIRTHDAY?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA SMOKEY CONMAN

“bright eyes” is the cutest nickname ever

Chapter Thirteen

oh we’re back to 2080

wait what they’re trapped together

is this story gonna have a sad ending

please no

Chapter Fourteen

OH IT’S THE LINE ON THE COVER

i like that

nate’s back to where he left cooper

also if it wasn’t obvious before, it’s definitely obvious now that nate and cooper or gonna find each other again. hm. not sure how i feel about that

kind of pissed at cooper but also we need him for the story to progress

O H

COOPER IM ONLY KIND OF PISSED AT YOU NOW

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

NATE IVE SAID IT BEFORE BUT YOU’RE PRETTY CLEVER

also who is ‘her’?

COOPER WANTS TO BECOME A?? LEMNIS?? GODDAMMIT MAN

I CAN FEEL THE PRESSURE RISING

nate’s in danger

wow this chapter is

a lot

i need a break

-cue a break-

Chapter Fifteen

i’m back

eisley is a cool last name

oh wait so even people outside of sanctuaries can become a lemniscate

i’m still not 100% sure what a lemniscate is

it’s so ironic elijah’s last name is king, but i assume you did that on purpose. i also like the slight nod to royalty by his first name

OH

COOPER’S BACK

why hello there

Chapter Sixteen

they’re

competing

to become a lemniscate

and one of them dies

do they fight back?? is that why they end up in prison??? so many thoughts are going through my head right now

nate, your fantasy about becoming a lemniscate is surprisingly dark. i’m totally down for it

Chapter Seventeen

oh wait so joshua is cooper’s blackmailer?? Interesting that it’s a lemniscate

i keep forgetting nate is wearing glasses

cooper, my dude, calm the fuck down. you’re gonna get yourself and nate killed

it’s the return of soft™ nate

Chapter Eighteen

oh there’s another one

oh this is very ominous i don’t like

Chapter Nineteen – Twenty-One

okay i was eating while i read so i couldn’t type here but just know that these chapters were really really good

Chapter Twenty-Two

wait fuck what’s happening this is all happening so fast

cooper brought out his gun,,,, it’s aimed at ivonne,,,,,,, they’re walking,,,

OH IT WAS A FAKE KIDNAPPING

nice

i like ivonne a lot

Chapter Twenty-Three

the entire story just changed course

this isn’t just about cooper and nate anymore, it’s about a corrupt government

NATE AND COOPER ARE HOLDING HANDS AS THEY RUN THROUGH THE BARRIER THAT’S SO ROMANTIC

also the line “only the dead are ever truly free” is beautiful

THAT’S WHERE PARIS COMES IN

THEY ALL GO TO FRANCE DON’T THEY

I’m so curious to find out where this story is going

Chapter Twenty-Four

this is doin me a confusion

but tbh these hints/ visions of the future, if you could call them that, are giving just enough information to keep me super interested. props to you

Chapter Twenty-Five

AUDRY STOP TEASING NATE

just joking keep doing it, this might actually get their relationship somewhere

ivonne is definitely my favourite character so far. she reminds a little of melia from xenoblade chronicles, in that they’re both ‘royalty’ that rebel. also they’re badass and smart

oh fuck the brother is here

okay thank god he’s not an asshole

oh god things are happening again

Chapter Twenty-Six

nate stop ogling at cooper when you’re in a life-or-death situation

holy shit the lemniscate are messed up

this crew is pretty great, it sucks that it’s almost the end of the book

WAIT I FORGOT THERE’S A SECOND COMING SOON HECK YEAH

anyway

YES COOPER PULL THROUGH

awwww yiss

Chapter Twenty-Seven

oh

oh

O H

oh my god i ship them so hard

THEY KISSED

THIS IS SO STEAMY

this chapter was art thank you so much for this

Chapter Twenty-Eight

AHAHAH AUDRY

once again, i’d like to state how much i love her

oh the tension just grew twentyfold

this is… great

oh god nate what are you planning, you just got together with cooper and now you want to leave him?

Chapter Twenty-Nine

what’s with all the dancing?

Chapter Thirty

oh god the description

so he’s going around and giving people credits, all the while confessing things that would help the lemniscate track him down. i assume this means he’s going to die, but why?

just what are you planning?

oh we’re back to clyde, the guy who started it all. it feels full circle

Chapter Thirty-One

OH

HE’S MAKING HIS CHIP SHOW THAT HE’S DEAD

that’s much smarter

FUCK

NATE YOU IDIOT—COOPER’S REAL NAME

SHIT NOW KING IS HERE

everything’s going downhill now isn’t it

Chapter Thirty-Two

wait that took an even darker turn

there’s so much happening right now i can’thandlethis

cooper and nate are couple goals

Chapter Thirty-Three

king isn’t as horrible as i thought

still horrible, but not a monster

NEVER MIND YOU’RE A FUCKING MONSTER WHAT IS THIS BS

cooper

actually

shot

nate

Chapter Thirty-Four

OH MY GOD

WHAT

THIS IS HOW YOU END IT

I CAN’T

HOW DARE YOU

NO

NO

NO

NO

i need the next book

like right now

what the hell

Final Thoughts

okay so this book was SO good, and so well written. like damn

aside from that horrible ending how could you do this to me

i’m joking, it was an incredible and emotional ending, i loved it and hated it at the same time

it very rarely felt static, and especially in the first half, there was a good mix of action and backstory/description. it was never boring

the story is just,,, so unique. i seriously haven’t read anything like it, EVER

the world-building?? Is?? so vast?? and insane??

the increasing tension and speed as the story progressed is perfect, i felt my heart beating faster the more i read

anyway that’s all from me

this book was amazing i cannot wait for the next

[idolish7rabbitchats]

Nikaido Yamato: Holiday Collection 2018 Rabbit TV Part 1

1: It’s with the famous cosmetic brand, “G-Rit”s Christmas project huh?

Tsumugi: Yes! The theme of the project is to be a gift for yourself, and a gift for people who worked hard this year!

T: It will be a huge Christmas-ish project with a poster shooting, a CM shooting, and a theme song recording!

7: A cosmetic CM huh? That's rare since it's more common for actresses to do it!

T: This is a new attempt huh! This time you’re with TRIGGER-san and Re:vale-san!

3: Ooh, then it's reassuring!

6: By the way, “G-Rit”s G is for Glitter…. The brand concept is that they “Always want you to be shining.”

4: As expected. Nagi-chi knows a lot.

5: “G-Rit” is a brand I’ve heard a lot about. It says it’s a Christmas project, does that mean they'll release some limited-time products?

T: Yes! “G-Rit”san will be selling a Christmas Coffret set!

T: People who buy the coffret can get a limited-edition card with the idols' Christmas message.

7: I’ve heard of the word “coffret” but, what exactly is it? Does that mean cosmetic in another country?

6: In French, it means jewelry box or pouch. In Japan, it means a small box or pouch in which there’s a makeup set.

3: Ah, I see! I thought it meant cosmetic.

4: I thought it was a snack. Cuz the sound.

T: I see! It seems the project for this time’s coffret will include the pouch, a lipstick, eyeshadow, and nail polish!

T: At the poster shooting, we are planning to shoot while holding the actual coffret!

1: Might as well actually use it, not only hold it.

1: Like for the nail polish, it's easier to tell the color when you put it on your nails.

T: That’s good! I'll tell them that!

2: Because we are in this industry, cosmetics are somehow common for us, but it’s become more common for men recently.

5: It might be interesting to give it as a gift.

6: I want to present it to every girl I love. They are beautiful as usual, but when they wear makeup, I can see a different beautiful side of them.

T: This time’s concept is the perfect thing for a gift huh!

5: When I imagine that our posters will be put up around town during Christmas season, I’m nervous but I’m also excited.

T: Yes! It will be a huge advertisement, I'm excited from now on...!

7: I want to advertise it so that every fan thinks it's a reward for working hard this year!

[Text Message Sound Effect]

3: ...Ah, a Rabbit Chat from Momo-san.

3: “To go with the project concept of it being a reward, shouldn’t we have a Christmas party too?! Let's give rewards to each other too!"

3: Is what he said! It's a Christmas party invitation!

4: We’ll be able to eat good food right?! I wanna go!

7: I wanna go too! What does giving rewards to each other mean?

3: Seems like a gift exchange. It's fine with small things for 12 people. Everyone gives, everyone receives.

1: So are we giving those to everyone, not exchanging?

4: I’ll get 12 presents? Awesome.

2: Tama, excluding yourself it’s 11.

2: But what about the date? It’s a busy time and isn't it hard to adjust everyone’s schedules?

T: Right, I’ll check in a bit! It’s important for everyone to relax too so I'll work hard on what I can.

5: Thanks, Manager. If there’s something I can do, I’ll help.

7: Me too me too!

T: Okay, thank you!

7: I’m looking forward to it! A present for everyone, I wonder what’ll be good? I should prepare it before the party!

5: Right. Our senpais are gonna be there too, I need to be careful with choosing the gifts... How about Yamato-san?

2: Anything acceptable would be fine? Anyways, I'll think about it between jobs.

6: You say that, but isn’t Yamato going to do something funky?

2: That’s you isn’t it.

6: OH! I'm not always like that. You can look forward to that day.

3: Okaay! Aim for Christmas party, let's work hard and receive the reward for a year!

Everyone: Yeah!

2: Christmas party huh. Reward Huh...

2: What would work as the same present for everyone?

2: If all of them were adults, I would just give them a can of beer.

[Knock knock]

2: Come in.

4: Yama-san.

2: Tama, what’s wrong?

4: Yama-san, do you have a sleigh?

2: Of course not!! Why did you think I would have that?!

4: I see. Then how ‘bout a reindeer?

2: Did you mix up oniisan with some bearded guy?

4: I’m kidding. It’s fine if it’s not a real one. Something similar is fine.

2: A similar one? Oh, I know.

4: Amazing! Where!

2: Bring a beer. I’ll get drunk and make my nose red.

2: Red-nosed Yama-san! It’ a joke!

4: …….

2: Don’t get apathetic...

4: I’m sorry…. I can’t understand dad jokes….

2: Don’t say dad joke...

4: Still, preparing the sleigh and reindeers is difficult.

4: I thought everyone would be surprised if I become Santa at the Christmas party and gave presents with a sleigh and reindeer.

2: Of course they would be surprised. Has Tama decided what to do for the presents?

4: Not yet. Has Yama-san?

2: Oniisan hasn’t yet either.

4: I have a recommendation!

2: Oh, lemme hear it.

4: Ousama Pudding!

2: Is what I thought you’d say.

4: It would definitely please!! Mostly me!!

2: But mostly Sou doesn’t like sweet things much.

4: Then give So-chan one with tabasco or something.

2: You’re always eating Ousama Pudding right.

2: Since it’s Christmas and all, isn’t there something special that you want?

4: Special...

4: Special Ousama Pudding!

2: Ahh right right.

2: Hmmm. Something special, Christmas-ish, and matching presents for everyone huh...

2: What should I do.

4: Ahahah, you’re really worrying about it.

4: I’m happy that Yama-san is worrying about it so it’s okay if it’s not Ousama Pudding.

4: I want what Yama-san decides on.

2: Eh? You saying that makes me feel pressured.

2: But, well, occasionally this kind of time is nice too.

2: Hahah. Well...

2: What should I do?