#he just wsnts to do his lil murders

[thatinsanefagfromartschool]

i decided ti watch the friday 13th movies cause BIG MAN, most r pretty lame objectively but slay lol (literally)

[obsessive-ego]

I just had a thought, Beej is so unfamiliar with someone actually being interested in him that he doesn't recognise that Y/N is hinting they like him. They buy him trinkets that remind them of him, have their own nickname for him and always compliment him "You're one of the few people I know who can really pull off a suit" "You always know how to make me laugh Bee" and just sees all this as being sweet. Which makes him like them and he doesn't think someone as kind as them would ever like him!

Like one day there's the straw that broke the camel's back

You come home with a larger then usual shopping bag looking quite pleased with yourself, and of course the ghoul is curious, he always liked sticking his nose in other people's business

You happily tell him it's for him, and to check it out

Beetlejuice pulls out a pair of black and white striped pajamas, a button up top with matching bottoms, he examined the garment, hair swirling with pinks and purples, you guessed his size right and everything

"So?" You were practically beaming with excitement, absolutely thrilled with this find and dying to know if he liked it.

"Alright toots, I gotta ask, what's your game here?" Beetlejuice's hair had settled on purple as he stuffed the garments back in the bag

"I- what are you?" Did he not like it? Was it the wrong size? Thousands of questions filled your head

"I gotta hand it to ya, you know how to charm a guy, what do you want? This kindness comes at a price right?" His questioning continues

"Isn't this what people who like one another do? Give gifts? Is it too much? I just thought you'd like a pair of pajamas, since you're living here, I wsnt you to feel like you live here too Bee, I love having you around"

"Oh...OH!" the purple quickly vanishes and is replaced by a soft pink

You really like him and want nothing in return, no deals, no murder, no one night stands, beetlejuice pulls the clothes back out of the bag and looks back at you

"Thanks" was all he manged to croak out as big gloopy black tears roll down his cheeks

"Beetlejuice are you alright?" You rush to his side, not 100% sure what he was doing

"There you go again doll, worrin' bout Lil ol me"

A demon could get used to this kinda thing