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Nico Rosberg’s podcast is wild because this man will call the most interesting big names in formula one, sit them down in front of a microphone, pull out multiple handwritten notebooks where he’s jotted down their entire life story and a list of their most traumatic life moments, open these things up, stare his guest down and then just proceed to talk about himself for like an hour straight. And then give them advice on what they’re doing wrong

#most iconic moment hands down is when he told daniel to switch his braking differential when overtaking?#but then censored out the exact setting so no drivers can steal that pro advice #nico i dont know how to tell you this but lewis hamilton doesnt listen to your podcast #hes doing a photoshoot for Gucci with his dog right now. theyre dripped out in matching gucci suits #he doesnt have time to listen to this you dont need to censor it #he also brings up his therapy a lot but refuses to call it therapy which is iconic #also this toto interview? the notebooks are present but they appear to be blank #nico wrote down his toto notes in invisible ink. so his enemies can't read it of course #real ones remember when nico was the hot girl of the grid back in like...2013?#he was basically our....not charles since there were all those intimidatingly hot french drivers back then?#but he was hot and people wrote a lot of whump fics about him #now hes the sports villain and extremely botoxed #and created a podcast just so he can call in toto and tell him he needs to try meditation #oh how the mighty fall

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