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#he would be a HAZARD . godbless
fwob · 2 years
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oh my god can you IMAGINE luffy stimming . good lord
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allegaeon · 8 years
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fuck, marry, kill: crash bandicoot, mario and sonic (i'm sorry)
Kill Mario; he is an environmental hazard and has NO concern over the local wildlife, haphazardly setting fire to anything and willing to trample over turtles and bats. All this because he can’t take a fucking hint. Peach want a real man-spikey-turtle. Fuck you Mario.
Fuck Crash Bandicoot that mf would getchu the most insane sex he gon teach u shit even the authors of the kama sutra thought gone too far.
Marry Sonic. Look at that man. Hair sleeked back, eyes at the future; he a man with goals and dreams and knows what the fuck he is doing. He’d buy me shit and treat me right. He the real mvp here fam. Godbless
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