#he’s awful he’s the worst he’s my little pookie bear

[jingle-jangle-spurs]

Robert House watching The Courier rip all the copper wiring out the walls of the Lucky 38

[silent-raven13]

Let's prank them!

Miles sat next to his boyfriend, the two chilling at HQ after a mission they finished together. He had a thought, "You know, what!"

Hobie being busy playing his guitar while his boyfriend lay on his shoulder, "What is it, darling?"

"Gwen and Pav always play tricks or pranks on us. Why don't we do it to them?" Miles asked, with his doe eyes on his lover.

"You're right. Hmmm, what do you have in mind, Sunflower?" The nineteen year old punker asked.

Miles tap his chin then grins widely, "I know!" The eighteen year old went to whisper in his boyfriends' ear, who started to grin from ear to ear.

"Darling, that's barmy! I love it." Hobie said hearing his boyfriend giggling.

Later Gwen and Pav were having their lunch while talking about the latest mission. Miles caught them with his own tray, "Hey guys! Been awhile since we had lunch together? Mind if I sit here?"

"Sure, dude!" Gwen opens a seat for him, "Sit here, man! Yeah, my home world been kicking my ass."

"Mines too!" Pav groans, "Ugh, so many things going on. I just needed a breather!"

"Same!" Ghost-spider nodded.

"So how was you and Hobie? You guys aren't busy?" Pav asked.

"We're fine. We do have a hard time seeing each other, before we would visit each other all the time." Miles explained as he opens his ketchup packets for his fries and burger, "and now we see each other once a week if we get lucky."

"Awe, man. That sucks!" Gwen said out loud.

"Yeah, I miss my pookie." Miles cutely pout.

Pav and Gwen look at each other confused. What? "Pookie...?" They asked.

Miles nodded, "Yeah, my pookie bear!"

"Pookie bear..." Pav tilting his head, "What is a pookie bear?"

"Is that Hobie's new nickname?" Gwen didn't like it, sounded too mushy and cutesy for her.

"Yup, my pookie bear! I miss him so much." He sighs dramatically, "We rarely see each other."

"Darling, there you are!" Hobie lift his boyfriend's chin up standing behind him.

The eighteen year old happily gasps, "Pookie!"

"Yes, your Pookie Wookie is here. Sit on daddy's lap, luv." Hobie casually said as he sat next to Miles. Then, he pick up his boyfriend to sit on his lap.

"Pookie Wookie?" Gwen slowly asked almost being grossed out by this weird lovey dovey thing those two were doing. "What the hell is a pookie wookie?"

"Is it those little bears from Star Wars?" Pav asked out loud, he winced when Miles and Hobie pressed their foreheads together while muttering cute things to each other. "Awe, that's so cute and so not uncomfortable to watch!"

"I love you, baby." Miles nose rub against his boyfriend.

"No, I love you, luv." Hobie kisses Miles' nose.

"No, I love you." Miles giggles.

Gwen could only look at them being weirded out, "Uhhh, do you know we're here, right?"

"No your so cute."

"No you, darling."

"No you. Gimmie a kiss, pookie bear!" Miles wrap his arms around Hobie's neck.

"Like this." Hobie kisses Miles.

"Yeah." Miles giggles again. They give multiple pecks.

Not only Pav and Gwen were weirded out by this, but some Spider-heroes passing by them had to slowly walk by looking so confused at the two. The sight of mushy gooey flirting got some of them uncomfortable.

"My cutest pookie!" Miles hums, "Your so cute! I miss you!"

"I miss you, too!"

They kept kissing trying to hold in their laughter. They didn't dare to look at their friends, knowing they were disgusted by this sight. It's just too funny. "You're my cutie patootie!" Miles began.

"You're my pookie." Hobie grins widely.

Pav stood horrified by the display, it's too cute for his liking. The kissing and holding each other was too much. Gwen tries to pretend to eat but the pet names got worst.

"You're my snookums! My stud muffin." Miles said.

"You're my Sweetheart, my honey butter biscuit!"

"Your my lover boy!"

They began doing kisses while snuggling each other. "Mwah. Mwah! Mwah!" They nose kiss.

Gwen had enough, "Okay! That's it, my lunch is ruined! You guys, stop!"

"Yeah, I'm getting very uncomfortable!" Pav admits trying to avoid their looks. "All this pookie and kissing is being too much!"

"Yeah, what's up with you two? You guys, never acted like-" Gwen's blue eyes squint seeing their faces holding in their laughter. "You assholes! This was a prank!"

"Come on, it was only fair!" Miles chuckles.

Hobie laughs, "You should've seen both your faces!"

"What? So all that was a prank!" Pav took a moment and said, "Touché."

"Serve you two right for always pranking us!" Miles wraps his arms around his boyfriend, "We thought this will teach ya,"

"Oh and the Spider-heroes around us too?" Gwen asked.

"As long as you two were weirded out." Miles grins widely then turn to Hobie, "Right, pookie!"

"Right." Hobie chuckles, "I'm actually like that."

"You do!" Pav asked out loud. "It's such a... gross nickname!"

Miles looks at his boyfriend's eyes, "I like it, too. But I like calling you, my stud muffin."

This time they were being serious. "You like it when I called you, my honey butter biscuit." Hobie purrs lowly.

"Huh uh!" Miles tackles him into a deep kissing.

"Oh brother, here they go again!" Gwen scoff.

"Should we leave them?" Pav asked.

"Yes!" The two got up to eat lunch somewhere else

Miles and Hobie being busy in their deep tongue kissing while Spider-heroes around the couple were looking at them. They had a mixture of being weirded out and surprised. Miguel was called over to give Miles and Hobie a lecture about public decency.